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Aug 13, 2019 5:12 PM

FrozenFoodGuy

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7 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 3

That woman is probably just her mother looking what her daughter is up to

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dude, wtf, bro?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you not seen the first season of American Horror Story???

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how the ghost is rising with its arms crossed already.

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol nice.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I used to live in a very haunted house. My roommate at the time was in the shower and he felt a force pull his feet out from under him.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He's alive. Just had a bruise from where the faucet hit him on the way down.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Millennial ghosts just want the wifi password.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol I used to tell my kids if a ghost kills you then you become a ghost you can kick his ass.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The real reason is because the afterlife is overpopulated, this is why ghosts just make people disappear into their own loneliness.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

They just stare at you awkwardly making it really difficult to masterbate, a fate worse than death

7 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 3

you mean like going of half cocked?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maintain eye contact, establish dominance.

7 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

I use an overhand technique and maintain eye contact bc i feel it's more aggressive like that.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's terrifying. Where do I sign up?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't you got shit to do?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing is impossible, quitter!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They stare blankly with an open mouth in a soundless scream...... "you'd better shut your mouth or im gonna fuck it"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was really epic Sean Lock response, sauce: https://youtu.be/0Q9IRpFGgPY?t=3m3s

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The grudge?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you're an exhibitionist.

7 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

Or an exorcist.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is why I come.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Thanks for keeping me company."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you're Louis CK.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is that before or after they become a ghost? I wonder if ghosts can still jack off. Or fuck? Can ghosts touch other ghosts?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What movie was this, the grudge?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

What's this sleep paralysis I keep hearing about? Does everyone beside me get it or something?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While asleep your body goes into a form of paralysis so it won't hurt itself, sleep paralysis is when your mind wakes up before your body.1/

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess it's like the opposite of sleep walking, although not sure if that's actually true in medical terms. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get it every now and then. Fucking terrifying because of the amount of effort it takes to move anything. That includes consciously

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This creepy af

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

It really is, am glad someone else said it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/a2YRKrj

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Nah this just some Asian kid in white makeup.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the same kid from the same film as the gif you said was creepy. :) It's from Ju-on: The Grudge btw. The original, not the Buffy remake.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0