"My dad used to work 12 hours a day to put food on our table. A great man, but a terribly slow cook."

Nov 7, 2025 8:24 PM

BiNorwayBoy

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#16 Okay. Mission accomplished, gorgeous. Now what do you want to do?

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#12

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#1

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#12 Really the only things stopping me are my looks, personality, and general demeanor. But otherwise I think I'm golden.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#12 Become the BTGGF you wish to see in the world.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As Dolly Parton once said: "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." :(

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 Hell yeah, it's Flat Fuck Friday

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hims just empty.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I conduct this fight every minute of every day. The times you notice are the times I stumble.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 A reporter once asked Ava Gardner what she saw in a 119 lb. has-been like Frank Sinatra. She told him, "Nineteen pounds of it is cock." https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/06/ava-gardner-biography-frank-sinatra

9 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#15 I see someone is a Rosedoodle fan

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or a fan of gooning

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Both? Both is good.

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#12 Do wolf ears count? When does the money start rolling in? https://imgur.com/izCndJJ

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 I have similar thoughts talking to friends with abusive parents. I have flat out told one of them that I should never be allowed in the same room with his father.

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#14 the one I remember

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#3 I don't see rivnuts, weld nuts, threaded insert nuts, or heat insert nuts there!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 Blåhaj approved (?)

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 I suddenly want to be a shark plushy...

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 - Because of the whole "getting paid" part of that. I'm confident enough in myself that I doubt I'd have zero people interested in my nude pics, but to hell with steak, I'd like to have some actual beans in my beans and rice and I bet I'd be struggling to even buy the rice

9 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Oh buddy, are you alright?

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No, please send large boxes full of cash

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is a ziploc full of my spare depression and an unsigned letter from your parents urging you to do more with your life.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, how'd you get a video of me after I cut my parents' names off that letter?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 Nobody is stopping me, but nobody is buying, either. The market for my body type is not broad.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh! It's the sit on his face lady! I like her. She seems nice.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also Midwestern dirty talk and the video about...let's say seahorses.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 I know the cat is a joke there, but there has been a serious proposal to modify cats to serve as radiation detectors to protect future civilizations from radio active waste storage facilities if that knoledge becomes lost. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_cat someone composed a song to transport the kowledge about such cats indicating places unsuitable for habitation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amn3kn0XPLQ 99PI-epose on that: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/ten-thousand-years

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I AM very sexually frustrated!

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hello very sexually frustrated! I'm dad.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hey dad!!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Damn, that voice and eyes can command me to do literally everything, but what's a pookie?

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

She's wrong though. Everyone tells me how much of a waste I am and I believe in Peer Review.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't have to. Demand to see their data!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its slang. Like "cutie" or "handsome" a nickname. :3

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maisie Lynn ❤️

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, she's got a lot of videos oit there

Midwest dirty talk 👌

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That fine Wiscussy

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you not know Pooky?
https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/Pooky

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FLYYY ME TO THE GOOOOON AND LET ME SPRAY WHILE SEEING STAAAARS 🎤🎵

9 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

(Brown) STAAAAARS!!!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truly beautiful. Just like you. :3

9 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

#9 This is one of the most horrifically tasteless things I've seen in a long time. Out of context, it seems benign. In context, it's mocking a rape victim.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It's a video game, they're a fictional character. Chill out.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

The girl was raped by the man in that picture and ends up killing herself because of it.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a video game, not real.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want context, with hopefully very obvious TW: https://mouthwashing.fandom.com/wiki/Anya#Jimmy

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank god someone else pointed this out. Extremely tasteless.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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#12 uhh...okay?

9 months ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 2

Here, take this, it might be useful. It says Trans catgirl, but it might be all catgirl.

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Wait! Tiny cat octopus??

9 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tiny cattopus

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

What's your upvote policy for that?

9 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Remember, "always upvote catgirls" doesn't mean "never upvote catboys"

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That was why I sought clarity on the policy.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

TinyOctopus is clearly male. But he’s pretty cool. So I’d upvote him.

9 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

#12 Yeah, the world could definitely use more catboys :3

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

what about catmen?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always. :3

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There’s dozens of us!

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#11 talk about torturing the poor genie.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The jinn may deserve it. There may have been a reason it was locked up in the lamp in the first place. v

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#10 f l a t

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Its a batomorphi now.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a color-swapped wobbegong to me.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MaisieLynnie could fucking get it every day of the week and twice on Sunday

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"You are loved. You are enough. This is a threat."

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“DID YOU DRINK YOUR FUCKING WATER?!”

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right in the Wiscussy?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Directly in the Wiscussy

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0