Immaculate

Jul 17, 2025 3:26 AM

ILBaztardo

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This pisses me off because I wish I could do it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He hasn't bought masking tape since 2015.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cutting kn is definitely an art. Takes a ton of practice just to get good, let alone this good.

1 year ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 2

Also I learned this only works if the walls are untextured.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought I was okay after doing a couple of houses. This guy has been doing this for years.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

While filming it with their other hand too!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This guy paints

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you're only going to give us the edges huh? Not a single shot of the entire completed thing? Alright.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's edging. You're not supposed to finish.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's designed to enrage you to engage you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is extremely well executed and will be so amazingly too dark when it's completed.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Super dumb to paint this way for so many reasons. Ugh. Use a drop cloth.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We get it. You’re an edgelord.

1 year ago | Likes 961 Dislikes 4

I'm sure that looks like hot garbage up close. I've yet to actually see someone's freehand cutting in like that that's anywhere as clean and good as they think.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Edging all weekend long

1 year ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Especially with the wife out of town. He’s building the anticipation!

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The door used to be red too

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The technical term is Marquis

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the edging thing I keep hearing so much about?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turn that nice bright kitchen into a brown and dark room. That is definitely something you don't need to discuss with your partner.

1 year ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 8

Why automatically assume they didn't discuss it? It could be a task they have planned to do, and he's just taking the time she's out of town to get it done as a surprise.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

Or she knows it is happening and this time was chosen since half as many people are being inconvenienced.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

u think this is asmr but its just fingernails on a chalkboard

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I expected a comment pointing this out would have been closer to the top

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDBpNDliMWw3enhqNjc5MGNnMXZ2NnRtNG52amd4MXJqNGg3M3ZyeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dILrAu24mU729pxPYN/200w.webp

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

To spice up your life.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because some people prefer this over using painters tape? I think getting good with tape is easier than cutting, especially if you use name brand tape.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I find it's the opposite. If I cut without tape I can see immediately if I make a mistake and wipe it away with a clean damp towel. The tape always has an imperfection somewhere and I won't see it until I'm done.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because the thrill of messing everything up due to a sudden sneeze is the only thing they live for.

And because the wife is gone and can't tell'em no.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your showing off is edgy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda wanted to see the end result cause that is an awfully dark color to go to from the previous light color.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wife’s out of town, edging all weekend!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfft, this guy doesn't even know about masking tape.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When they didn't have tape

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist : he/she only painted the borders and left it all like that..! 😘😬

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that a wife approved color?

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

i guess we'll have to wait for part two

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's gonna make the kitchen look smaller. I doubt that's something the wife would be happy about.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And darker from loss of indirect lighting. Dark kitchens are impractical and sad.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This. So much this. If she didn't approve it, she will want it changed.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So dark.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks super ugly to me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 21 sec, looks like he probably sprayed a fine mist of paint all over, flicking the brush off that wall edge. I don’t know how he couldn’t have…

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think they did it at least three times before.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven’t painted a lot, but I have painted enough to know it doesn’t sound like this.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He missed a small spot in the corner, near the end

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was he painting with sand??

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh look - a correctly used 'POV'! Those are rare nowadays

1 year ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 6

In what way? The wife imagines this is how things get painted?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a point of view of the husband whose wife is out of town

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

POV is a worthless addition to posts that only serves to confuse. There are many kinds of POV and the fact that posts often mix and match first, second, and third person with the camera angle, writing, and figurative POVs makes it a useless addition to any post its added to. Even this one is written in second person but filmed in first person. Please can we end it cause if you delete "POV" off of any meme that uses it is completely unchanged.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Thanks for helping people understand that the term Point of View predates Tiktok. They will not listen, however.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This stereotype "wife is controlling and husband is fun" needs to stop.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ladies, this is what happens when you stop reminding your man every 6 months to do something and just give him some time get things done.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The wall partly painted and left that way for ten years? Yeah, that *is* usually what happens.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you’re welcome

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know the point is the way he paints but it still irks me to not see the end result.

1 year ago | Likes 599 Dislikes 2

I was expecting them to finish the edges then just leave it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He doesn't show the end result because it shows wall paint all over the trim and countertops. It would have taken him 5 more minutes to do the job right and saved him 20 minutes of touch ups and cleaning

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it looks good on tiny phone screens on tik Tok, so primary goal accomplished. Just don't look too close.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the end result. Just the edges. Paint style is called "the conservative"; only cares about colours at the borders, doesn't want to expend liquidity, can go horribly wrong because of missing tape and paperwork, and the endresult is shit no matter how expertly implemented because the basic premise is shit.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Exactly! I wanted to see if he left the edging, painted the rest, or made a mess of things later.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more shocked we didn't get to see his wife screaming about him painting HER kitchen with out any of HER input.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 16

Oh stop. This is just a video demonstrating a skilled painter, and nothing else.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd assume they live together and therefore the kitchen belongs to both of them

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

i don't mean legal possession.... People often lay claim to specific rooms of house to be customized to their liking. In our society its pretty common for the wife to lay claim to the kitchen. I don't give a fuck about trad wife culture. It is a common thing in our culture going back literally decades.

Don't jump to some conclusion over a very obvious occurance.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm not saying women belong in the kitchen. Its a pretty standard thing in our society for some women to take possession of it over a man. That said one of my fondest memories i have with my mother is spending months helping her design and remodel the kitchen. She also was a stress baker though so your milage may very. Quite literally would wake up to go to school smell pumpkin/banana bread and know i was expected to give out 12-16 loafs out at school. 1 for each teacher and others elsewhere.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

Maybe I don't have an eye for design, but I was watching it very skeptical about how good the kitchen would look painted black. Kinda wanted to see if it worked or not, but I'm sitting here totally unsatisfied, so clearly there's more than one type of edging happening here.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Finishthestoryman.gif

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the way this is looped and you watch it for ages before realising.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or the reaction from the wife who is totally real and not made up for internet points

1 year ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 4

As someone with a totally real and not made up wife, I can confirm that they normally react to things.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Wanting to see the reaction is the point...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone without a totally real and not made up wife, thank you for confirming that. I had no idea they reacted to things. That will prepare me for the future.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe that *was* the end result? He got the edging done and then got bored and went off and did something else and then his wife was really mad when she got home?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It also irks me that he hasn’t done any masking. It doesn’t matter how good you are, fucking protect the surfaces

1 year ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 13

If you are sufficiently skilled (as in this case) taping is definitely not required and is a wasted step in the process. Also, masking tape makes terrible lines that don’t conform to the imperfections between walls and ceilings and can often be more noticeable than a skilled painters cutting.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

So...I literally just painted my house a few weeks ago. There's a fine point where you end up spending more time masking and I'm unmasking the wall, as well as fixing errors caused by the tape than you would just painting carefully with an edging brush... after the first room, I just got really good at using an effing brush carefully. Then I got pretty fast at using an edging brush well.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I promise you that's just a combination of you not knowing how to use and remove the tape properly, when to do it and it still isn't going to be as clean and crisp as a properly done taped job.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it looks like shit...


(the color not the work, for those of you who cant tell...)

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

He picked the can that said "Effervescent Shitstain"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Agreed. In two years people are going to be panicking trying to find paint that'll cover all this stupid black. Ripping out cupboards that some bored dumbass decided to paint for no reason, trying to strip paint off bricks, etc.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That's brown

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn you're right. Its "opioid addiction brown"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0