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Only in Brazil: Drug dealer tries to escape from prison dressed up as a woman.
Weird but funny
Aug 4, 2019 1:07 AM
juliascat
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Weird but funny
Alixzander
Sunglasses and a little makeup next time and zip up the hoodie
Gianttesticlemonster
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Jebus365
That's a michael cera gif waiting to happen
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
Tranced42
Are masks like that good for crossdressing? Asking for me
MangoJackie
Probably hard to breathe in but some crossdressers do put on a mask to feel more feminine & others do it more for a fetish
coffeebaby
You know if he had just did the break out of jail makeup tutorials on YouTube this could have worked.
SandstormByDarude
Kingofnothingg
I thought it was one of those wax dolls at first
Mrphy28
I thought it was a fuck doll
StanislastheManislas
Not my proudest wank.
GPS33
hairytrigga
He went full kawaii
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Tehe
kevinbaken
Not exactly something you wanna look like walking around a mens prison....
MisterTrashPanda
Unless you're walking out of a men's prison
DeanOMiite
Actually not that bad except for the eyes
foxfire1112
I guess you're blind
Telharmonius
He wore a bra because it shows through the shirt. Not many women go without one, and he didn't want to stand out.
SpannerInTheWorx
It's a MAN, baby. Yeaaaaahhh
HamDangler5LucidDangling
PSUTerra
The guy allegedly hung himself after this fail. Source below:
PSUTerra
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/08/06/brazilian-gang-leader-dressed-daughter-found-dead-prison/1937575001/
TheMightyMoto
Brazilian prisons are rough as fuck.
CANTSTOPFARTING
I was expecting Tom Cruise for a second...
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InboxMeYourBeards
What's this from?
FishDimension
Mission Impossible 2
JustInForALurk
Borys the Blade?!
Memnoch112
Boris the fucking Bullet-Dodger, Avi!
CoachFeratu
Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger ?
anonnymoosecommenter
They don't call him that anymore.
paganfears
I don’t want to be a judgy jackie but I reckon a Brazilian jail would be a pretty fucking shit place to be
gievddas
dustmywets
PandaPlop
Scooby doo level of criminal here.
DeepFriedFrenchTart
Old man Escobar!
blzbob
I imagine this is every Instagram model at the end of the day.
LuckyMan9
Did he need the bra?
fskn
Who are you to jud-- Oh, you mean for the disguise. Ooooh....
thehumanoidsarecoming
you know an easier way to mold boobs to your chest?
NibblonianNibbler
Does anyone really need a bra?
Baduumtsss
That's some mission impossible shit
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
This cannot be the first attempt here. Just seems like way too much planning for a first ditch effort.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Shit, I just today watched a Penn & Teller: Fool Us episode on Netflix where a guy had a full on head mask and successfully pretended to be>
SideEffectsOfJuice
> a random audience pick - fooled most of the audience and, I believe, Penn himself (Teller made him right away lol) I thought there was >
SideEffectsOfJuice
> SOMETHING off about the guy, like he was nervous to be on stage or something, but the fucking mask was incredibly realistic; Penn even >
SideEffectsOfJuice
> commented on how amazing it was to see something live that required a shitton of movie magic to do on a screen in Mission Impossible :D
itstimewithtim
which episode was that? of what show? ?
beatmacster
Also Scooby doo...
Baduumtsss
YoMissSpaceQueen
So how exactly did he get caught? Like “just a chick walkin out the joint here. Don’t mind me.” ... was that how? I need answers
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
Fingerbob73
That's a actually fake Arnie head too.
Pillmatic540540
I never fucking noticed his head was fake too! I've seen it so many times. I need to pay more attention...
bloatyOs
Accurate
DrRad
Get ready for a surprise!
hankiepankie
Change that to approves (my photo editing skills are lacking)
Sezneg
Twoooo weeeeeeks
causality
losCHUNK
Surprise !
WetBreadMan
lovehandlesmessiah
Stuey1221
Two weeks
neos501
TWO WEEKS
Kube420
Two weeks?
Stuey1221
Is the question mark because you don’t get the reference?
Kube420
Question mark was for robot head confusion about malfunction. I love total recall. Arnold kills the most people in it the coolest ways
Jakethesnake357
Twoooo weeeekkkssss
Euchre
Get ready for a surprise!
DerelictTwitterCrash
IIIIIIIIIT'S QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIID!
bangersandmash
Another try
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lawfulpotato
Imadudefromokc
WellThatsOriginal
This is oddly unsatisfying
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
That's a kigurumi mask, though. Similar, but different.
hankiepankie
Abetterusernamethanyours
Unnerving af +1 and fuck you for showing me this
alsoAzrael
Weird Toy Story cosplay, but okay.
getotterhere
moosemilk
IGotGoodEyeSightForABlindDude
goldenshiningfinger
He didn't NEED to wear the bra, he WANTED to.
netflix4theoffice
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
One of the guys tells him to put the bra back on after taking off the shirt.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Why did you leave the keys up on the table?
truthsmiles
It could have been stuffed with something that was removed before the video started?
ShiningForceMax
I was fuckin' dying!
Elnauriel
I don't think he had it hooked. It just fell off.
ClassyFreddyGlassy
Method
circlebreaker
I laughed. He's going to catch so much shit for that when it was completely unnecessary.
thelostg
MrTrevorBelmont
He committed to the part...went full retard
DongSayaDae
Never go full retard.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
All the other guys in cell block c are gonna make fun of him so bad
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
B7
DimensionMaster
Attention to detail. If someone decided to ogle him, they're gonna notice a lack of bra and that raises questions.
darkranger23
Have you ever ogled a girl not wearing a bra under her skintight t-shirt? Something rises. Not usually questions though.
mrentPlanetHero
A for fucking effort
MrPoopStick
Don't call me effort.
JeffGriffin
And he would have gotten away with it too. If it weren't for those pesky kids.
illadelphin006
Cant say I blame him, what with all the killings in those prisons recently.
rob98000
Well if he's in prison someone was fucking his A
Lulabel73
I would have gone with sunglasses
JustinArnold
A bit more obvious than the guy cosplaying as a girl taking off clothes gif
Geoffthegodofbiscuits
Right!? I've seen worse plans work!
vezlys
I knew the minute he took his top off like that. Only men pull from the back of the neck; women do some chicken wing out of the armholes.
vezlys
Meant hoodie, sorry. By the time the top went off, everyone probably knew.
Ragdata
You mean the title wasn't a spoiler for you?
vezlys
I usually watch the post before looking at the title, so I was chuffed that I figured it out at that point :)
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
You mean, the creepy lifeless mask wasn't what tipped you off?
FloodingWaters
Nah, i'm used to that
vezlys
Recently saw some crazy Asian makeup, so it's had me questioning such things. Also, the gif is not that clear for me, hence....
MissAizea
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