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Anyone play Deadlands?
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Iunderstoodthatreference
I always played a paladin
MystiSchism
If you’re a DM and you bring this bitterness to the table, you should probably throw in the towel bud.
liriodelagua
#13 should be "Power Word: Kill"
Baggsy13
I predate most of this. The books were 5 1/2 x 8 1/2 with cardboard covers when I started playing. Anyone else miss Finieous Fingers.
pancreas
#9 reminds me of when I would DM, and I would just steal half of my story bits from things like Buffy, and puzzles from things like Grimrock
ScarecrowSticks
Lucinyu
An absolute M I M I C
jherazob
https://i.redd.it/52lz03ye3oo21.jpg
Locolarue
BadMako
Lost it at the module cover ...
BadMako
Sorry. the first one ... fighting that fucking rock right there
tpgreyknight
The one that may as well have a big sign saying "Will Come To Life If Provoked"
Ozarck
I call dibs on Sleve McDichael
BananaBurgler
Bobson Dugnutt lol
Darekbaird
NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY
BirbMightApprove
I’ve seen enough hentai to know what’ll happen to me if I accept those free hugs from that slimy cube..
Amoracchius
What my DM tells us before a session.
shinyRK9
https://imgur.com/p8XMB7e
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
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stikkmin
Unpopular comment, but I've never played the game. Always sounds like fun, just never had the friends, oh well
BrockEffingSamson
Hope you get to someday.
BunnieWigglesworth
The energetics that go on in a dragon's GI tract must be astounding... (Usually it takes neutron-star collisions to create gold...)
BrockEffingSamson
jacquescouscous
BiggerestBoi
Kero sure looks different than I remember
SortaOP
d&d, mcelroys, and bdg? good post.
Kaboom36
#4 no satanic ritual here, this cats a cardcaptor
KoRplussomeletters
TalksAboutCats
Sakura is capturing the Cat Card!
djangodjangodjang
bobsun dugnutt
YouL0stTheGame
This really puts a smile to my face after I just got kicked out of my group
BrockEffingSamson
Story time?
YouL0stTheGame
K, 3/10 DM switched places with 5/7 DM and tried to run a 9ish player campaign, got mad cuz we were trying to be outside the box, felt over-
YouL0stTheGame
-whelmed and kicked a good portion of us out. Keep in mind this was supposed to be a multiyear campaign and we were at least a few months in
BrockEffingSamson
Ouch, rough situation.
YouL0stTheGame
Tell me about it.And it wasnt even that that made her bad,she also kept on taking breaks and ended sessions because she didn’t have material
ReverendAurora
Congrats, this contained the first meme I've ever stolen. Well done. (I stole two in fact.)
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Wha... what is this "meh" button?
ElbowDeepInAJedi
You're in for a doozy of a ride today my friend.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Sbotkin
That was for the yesterday. 1st April you know.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Ah. Okay. So it's an April fool's thing. Thanks. Idk why I didnt put that together.
OmnibusLatinName
#8 sounds more like a Pathfinder campaign. Welcome to Pathfinder where the monsters all have templates and AC dowsn't matter!
igorbarenschlager
I now really want to make a dwarven character named Bobson Dugnutt
kerrykitty
Same!
igorbarenschlager
Or a gnome named Onson Sweemey
MasterUnicorn123
I'm a big fan of Sleve McDichael.
BrockEffingSamson
Raul Chamberlain would be a great scheming NPC.
DickeyBirdie
Necromancer named Todd Bonzalez
igorbarenschlager
Karl Dandleton is the bard.
CleatPeddlingMinion
I want to run a 3.5 campaign but fear it may be pointless as my murder hobos may turn out to be min/max’ers that trivialize the campaign.
BrockEffingSamson
Well, you're omniscient. Look at their sheets, throw them threats they aren't ready for.
Undrave
It's 3.5, if you're not min-maxing you're doing it wrong :p
maclaglen
#15 A house cat can kill a level 1 commoner in one attack.
pancreas
not in pathfinder. A cat deals like 0 damage per attack due to negative modifiers.
sfrinlan
That's not a cat, that's a flerken
RoastedSalted
MidnightLibrarian
"It's goblins! They're slaughtering the cows, stealing the children! Help us!" "You come to ask for salvation? And you called me crazy?"
MidnightLibrarian
"Well Gertrude, you asked a smith to make little metal suits and clawed mittens for your cats!" "NO! I ASKED HIM TO ARM AND ARMOR MY ARMY!"
DerpsterCaro
A house cat used to be able to kill a level 1 wizard, in older editions.
Textuality
I think it was a warning for wizards to treat their familiars well. At 1st level, your familiar is way more dangerous than you are. :)
Brobuscus115
Ah yes D&D basic, where a wizard can have 1 HP at first level and if he gets his 9 AC ass hit he dies instantly.
WyrmsWorks
Not in a single attack action. It has to use a full attack action to utilize their full natural attack progression, on account of their
WyrmsWorks
tiny size and strength penalty. A lvl 1 commoner has 4-6HP, while a cat has two claw attacks at 1d2-4 and a bite attack at 1d3-4. So the cat
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
don't forget, all cats in 3.5 have the pounce ability, so it can make a full attack on a charge, when you add in its dex bonus to ac makes
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
it nearly unhittable by a commoner, cat may not kill it in 1 round, but it will almost certainly win.
mikekearn
That's 3.5e. 5e gives them a single attack, 1d1 damage. Also only 2HP. Far more balanced against a commoner.
WyrmsWorks
will need to land all three attacks AND crit at least one of those attacks, possibly more of the commoner is particularity tough.
threyon
#3 Dragons bring gold to their lairs because it’s the softest thing they can sleep on that’s not flammable (pure gold is very puttylike).
BrockEffingSamson
Some gnome should invent the waterbed, get rich.
SynnamonPanda
Mimic axe, adding that one to my list of completely reasonable fears.
Buretsu
I thought I was so clever, designing a sword mimic when I was a kid.
Botatious
I mean come on, you walk into an abandoned castles armory to find a perfectly good steel axe laying there, several hours later its attacking
DarkShippo
Mimics in my world function more like the ones from prey. Sentient and only focus on surprises. Immediately flee when found.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I mean... just swing it around like an axe and eventually it'll either get bludgeoned to death or you'll have an axe that also bites
jmuije
Yes, but consider... if the axe head is the mimic's head, you're basically jerking it off in combat.
ScarecrowSticks
Don't see a downside
strugglesnuggler
With a good enough handle animal check I'd allow it
Noldona
#14, So real story from a campaign I played in. Running through Tomb of Horrors and got to this hallway that was trapped out the wazoo. 1/
Noldona
Got bright idea to cast summon mount with mount appearing on other side of hallway and have it walk towards us setting off all the traps. 2/
Noldona
When it would die from traps, we would resummon it and continue the process until hallway was cleared. 3/
Noldona
Summoned mount comes from somewhere in the multiverse and goes back to where it was from when killed. 4/
Noldona
We always said that there must be a horse somewhere in the multiverse that is mentally scarred from the horrors of that hallway. 5/