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Mar 21, 2023 12:11 PM
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TektronixTDS360
Yeah but the Dino chickens who became a KFC DoubleDown sandwich ended up in my stomach so how bout that?
Geo80
Oil is decayed plants.
MediaBlitz
Jaqdakloun
This is perfection
anarchoFeline
oil is dead plants not dinosaurs
jj86
I never thought about it. Ya know why? Because it is crazy talk.
TossedSaladsandScrambledEggs
Straight up, Nutsville
harpti
cation234
TheYondant
Who the fuck cooks nuggies in a pan?!?!
Poestis
Circle of life man...
jon5465
This is very true.
Aefinn
Except it isn't since dinosaurs didn't turn into oil
SteveTheEgg
The dinosaur aren't making a choice in the last one, they become oil(decayed) and their offspring become chicken. It's two separate events.
dasklaus
The choice in question is that of the child.
westPAguy
fenlander
Sounds like computer games, the choice is how you get to the next set story moment.
Blake242
Pretty much anything by telltale
erroniousmaximus
Anyway, petroleum products, (distilled from oils) are frequently used in medicine. If anything, this meme is true for nearly everyone.
RoutemasterFlash
As father to a dinosaur-obsessed three-year-old, this hits hard.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
well, the top one isn't true, but birds do descend from some small dinos https://youtu.be/9GVvtKK5sFw?t=40, so dino nuggets are real
RoutemasterFlash
(I know the oil one isn't quite accurate, but it's still funny. I say allow it for the purposes of memetic licence.)
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
yeah, “dead dino juice” is definitely cooler
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chainmaille
That's coal (for the majority of coal, anyway). Dinos were around for most of our oil but they'd have to be way out at sea.
RoutemasterFlash
OH SHOOSH
QuartzPoker
There is some oil that may be from the dinosaur period but it's still plants
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Pffft everyone knows it's flammable dinosaur blood, c'mon
GiantMoron
Dinosaurs ate the plants, died and became fodder for plants. It is a cycle
Ellisd83
its amazing if you really think how much decaying matter was there in the first place
chainmaille
Oil is not dinosaurs, yet again.
autonomousAscension
There's a little dinosaur in there, but not much https://what-if.xkcd.com/101/
alaest0r
I have a quote that says otherwise: "oil is dinosaurs." see?
gaenaralhonk
It's homeopathic dinosaur juice
ThePunneryOfficer
You might be more dinosaur than oil is, since a couple of molecules of the water in you almost certainly used to be in a dinosaur
PicassoCT
I will not be lectured by 31 liters of walking trex piss
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Mostly not. Little bit prolly is, but mostly it's plants and wee beasties.
Crawmak
But it sure is fun to pretend it is.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
thanks for the reminder
hijindc
Dinosaurs poo. I also poo. Therefore I'm a dinosaur
SnarkyDude
Hey how about instead of the passive aggressive take you do some work for your fellow man and educate a mother fucker
DulothX
*Mostly. Oil is mostly not dinosaurs. Depending on where the oil came from, it may be none at all or some but not much.(<1%)
afnoot42
Maybe coal?
TacoPoweredHelicopter
A wee bit is.
AnonsAndMinions
"I like shitting on jokes online in a desperate attempt to sound smart but in reality I sound like a pretentious fuck" - you
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
So my car is not accelerated by setting dinosaurs on fire?
gtollie
Too soon !
Shaodyn
That'd be cool, but no.
thewiggins
only if it runs off restaurant waste
ByMyOwnDesign
No but I bet horses would go REALLY fast if you set them on fire while riding.
IllegalDuckling
It's dinosaur plants
WorkSnakes
Indeed. *Draws from pipe and adjusts monocle*
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FormannMoe
Dinosaur pants.
chainmaille
Oil is regularly made, you have some before the dinos, some after the dinos, and some during the dinos. Gulf of Mexico is mostly Cretaceous.
armedandfriendly
Also chicken came from avian dinosaurs not non avian dinosaurs
ShieldAnvil1
oil is dinosaurs just not a measurable amount
TobiFuenke
Look at mr/mrs I know the perfect oil recipe here.
dudfey
It’s 2023 you can’t just assume someone has a gender
UserguyMcMister
VaardArk
1½ cups vegetable oil. 4 small shallots, thinly sliced. 2 heads of garlic, sliced. 2 3″ cinnamon sticks. 6 star anise pods.
VaardArk
2″ piece ginger, peeled, very finely chopped. ¼ cup crushed red pepper flakes. 2 Tbsp. soy sauce. 2 tsp. sugar
robertfraser
No lightly fried fish fillets? I was hoping for lightly fried fish fillets. And jumper cables
cuddleskunk
I was under the impression that an absolutely minuscule portion of oil might well be dinosaurs, but the vast majority is plants n' plankton.
GuitarBobMonterey
It's just common sense. Eons of seaweed, plants, et al, washing downstream, piling up, getting buried.
melmboundanddown
If you understand homeopathy then you will understand that oil is in fact dinosaurs. Would you like to buy some?
karlostroski
What about dinosaur excrement? That could count, no?
Varenvel
its not just plankton , its plant matter before bacteria existed or fungi who would decompose it.
Seggs
its made of trees from before bacteria and bugs evolved the ability to break down cellulose.
Hexxxxxxxxx
Mushrooms*
LarvaLamp
The Carboniferous Era!
bigbigbilly
Fungi
wintercoat
No, that's coal.
Seggs
i thought both oil and coal were made the same way, just oil is older. regardless, thanks for the clarification
chainmaille
Coal is from coastal swamps, oil is from organisms accumulating on the ocean floor. Oil can be older, but since oil is so light it tends to-
tarnok
That's coal, not oil. Oil is from millions of years of dead plankton
crapybarra
So global warming is planktons fault? I've been telling people for years we gotta nuke the oceans! Strike back strike first strike hard!/s
Elnauriel
Does this mean my Nuke the Whales bumper sticker is back in style? =p
Akurei00
No mercy! Cobra Kai!