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RealBlitzComet
I have nipples @op can you milk me?
ilsalta
Depends on if you would rather get raped by Apple for the hardware, or raped by Microsoft a lose all control of your machine. Neither good.
throwawayaccounttho
I have nipples, can you milk me??
ProbablyNotWhatYouWantedToHearBut
Reddit = Imgur. You upload it here so you can post it there and then post it to user sub if it was a success.
FyeBelicia
How do you waste time all day fixing drivers? Install windows.
Unverified
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HAR HAR HAR. SO ORIGINAL IM DYING.
RickyBobbyOprahCruiseBabyJesusShakeNBake
I have all of those apple products. And a MacBook. Not ashamed. They make great stuff.
rebelhead
Nice hardware
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Wat..?
shauntaco
Reading this on my iPhone and I have my Apple Watch on my left hand to keep track of how many calories I burn...don't have air pods tho...
Gimmesomethingtowriteon
dbba
https://i.stack.imgur.com/ObBgt.jpg
DehDooge
And between me and my fiancé, we sadly have all those products
NZSheeps
I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!
downvoteacct
Baa aa aa aa aa aa aa
custardgod
I don't get it
aselleus
I remember getting so mad at a point and click adventure game where one of the puzzle solutions was milking a sheep. Who milks a sheep?!
god0fthunder
Taxation.
treefrog
Wow, there really is an App for everything!
TheSecondJesusChrist
I don't get it
MagnorCriol
It's yet another "all people who use Apple products are mindless sheep" joke.
TheSecondJesusChrist
mumumumumysharona
FjuriBirdLeaf
Sheldonian
MageRights
Alright either I missed something or I'm not too smart because this is flying high over my head
hoboface
Apple users are sheep who blindly buy everything Apple makes, thus Apple is "milking" them.
InnovativeDuck
This is stupid... I feel dumb now. I don't like apple
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
Thank you
icameforboobsbutstayedtotroll
But where are the Apple products nipples?
Opbama
wheredowehidethebody
I got nipples. Can you milk me focker
Flygonite
On their CEO's body getting furiously rubbed
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Krympehl
so iPhone3 is okay?
VaryingVolition
What the hell was this conversation before it was deleted?
MrEdinLaw
At your wallet
ministryofpeace
inip - thus revolutionizes everything, again
PhillyBlunts
This makes me want to lick an apple.
76Tromboners
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Helst
Yea Focker can you milk him?
fappingforfreedom
Goddamn you I wanted that one. +1 sir
YoSoyMilk
Yeah you can pretty much milk anything with nipples
Cyberbeni
I think I'm just gonna tattoo a nipple on my penis.
BklynPunisher
You can also "milk" the prostate.
gice
I have nipples twogolddoubloons can you milk me?
LorTheMighty
As a guy, lemme tell ya, anything you milk from me would be thoroughly unpleasant to drink.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
And almonds
tooomanysteves
That explains women's fashion.
UrsaPsi
I mean, i have nipples but they're strictly decorative
MissSpelledTattoo
Morg729
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/08/03/2FE6793600000578-3389828-image-m-32_1452225181969.jpg
jdmg94
doyoubelieveinthiccness
60 fps? Really?
SwedishBait
Why has this been downvoted?
WardSharlow
That's literally more than the source material.
doyoubelieveinthiccness
Can agree