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Apr 12, 2026 5:48 PM
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
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BadAsprin
probably not even a very good whore
manhands
And now our First Lady 🇺🇸
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
In the before apprentice era, we suspected either KGB plant because he had access to things, or former trafficking victim.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Just more X clickbait. There is surely more to the story or else she'd have kept her worthless yap shut.
mycatsings
SubTrout
I'm sorry, I can't take someone named "Slapinski" seriously. It's like a fake name the Three Stooges would give you when they show up and pretend they're Italian chefs or something.
Fuck Melania, she's culpable for sure, but also fuck you for using degrading language towards sex workers. That's been so gross about all of this, where being an escort should not be fair game to denigrate a person for.
Valleyofwaves
So that's where her recent out of nowhere statement camw from?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
When was that novelty check for a “depreciated woman” written?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
MAGA doesn't care much about Melania, this won't hurt Trump in the least.
caledric
Is it really BOMBSHELL or BREAKING news when everyone has known about it for years already?
Nightcaste
Trump paid for something? https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzBsZmk2M2RwZ3FucjB2ZTlkeTA4MWVnMWZ3bXl0cHE5MmY1aHFueSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe/200w.webp
stillnodog
The wording on this is insane. Do you hear yourselves?!
“She’s a ho who was sold to Trump!”.
I hate her with passion but ffs, she is she a ho or a victim?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
A victim that was prostituted and then groomed into being a handler
Abused people end up getting convinced to do some fucked up shit and believe it’s what they want to do.
duktayp
duktayp
I'm guessing she has some kind of vibrating vag or something
Frencheeseater
Vibrating bag, maybe ?
Zetor
ShimmerinStrider
ChelVanin
I don’t know about Epstein specifically being her trafficker, but I think we all suspected some version of this being true.
StellaMatutina
Trump presented Epstein with a check for $22k with the note saying it was for "taste in beautiful women and your people skills" days after Melania was flown to maralago on Epstein's plane. And somehow people are hedging with language like "suspicions"
ChelVanin
I personally have a huge aversion to getting over my skis, so yeah, you’ll always see me being understated in my language and predictions. Failure to do so in the past led to me being very embarrassed, and I’m not gonna repeat that.
bippityboppitybuttsex
shyriath
jammer909
Really would not even be remotely surprising.
wejustdontknow
My parents saw the Melania documentary and it didn't say anything about this. /s
JaTheRed
They are tough people to have made it through that, hope they are ok.
supervillin
You mean something like this?
smashpro1
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTRmZGNuNnpsN281Z2t5cTFicXV4bDB3Z2hwb2x4Y2w3dGZ6amdpNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AyPs520p8Di2k/200w.webp
Jekerchan
I guess he can't spell "thousand"
L0rdinquisit0r
she was one of his employees that helped keep the others under control.
LunarEntropy
She was and still is a handler
doctorId
The child she has to handle now is just bigger and more wrinkly
11Weasel11
He still shits his diapers, though.
woozle
I bet she cost 'bout tree-fiddy
MyPotatoHasAFirstName
DAMMIT MONSTAH!!!
FoxxoniusAugustus
$19.99 actually, D-bag bought her with a $20 bill.
gronzilla
wait, is this a joke reference? Which lake monster charges such outrageous fees?
FoxxoniusAugustus
Nope, there is a picture of her wearing a price tag that reads $19.99 and trump handing epstein a $20.
gronzilla
how does that happen, and why? This is no business model for a trafficking ring. Surely the costs must be recouped
FoxxoniusAugustus
friends discount presumably.