HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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Oct 17, 2017 9:28 AM
HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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bunny808
meforamber1337
How I wish they would work! I always wish my stomach had a bad memory and just forgot about the full packet of biscuits I just polished off.
Glimx
I look at food and gain weight.
Sinna45
@IDontSeeNipple
IDontSeeNipple
:s that's a weird boob.
JupitersWitch
He needs to get his hernia fixed.
derpz007
Guys im pretty sure this is a plastic prosthetic
bonkoland
@IDontSeeNipple
kgburden
Adipose!
PuhTater
Mmmmm Polumbolism
AustralianFoox
What is this?
toropazzoide
Biggest fart ever.
CardboardCat
The pregnancy post is back that way
hairybeanbag
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Why is his head still attached!?
Featherskill
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
That's better.
Willybum84
n0n53n53
Is that Earl Sweatshirt?
baleone
Indeed
TheBigPoo
That's what I'm doing. No I won't suck it back in.
UhhhhhNick
I like this one more
CheddarFiend
talkimgurtome
Now thats a hernia
DZCunuck
When working out is life and your body is a temple... For cheesy bread and beer.
hanabakemono
... Huh, I have the sudden need to play Silent Hill again.
getrag
Hgh belly?
PewPewBulletBulletGun
actually they work exactly like that...in 3-5 years :D
neutrik
This must be time lapse.
beergolem
Well, a truth with modification. To get that defined muscles you have to cut to unnecessary lows for men and dangerous lows for women.
TomGetsIt
How is it unnecessary if you have to do it?
beergolem
It's unnecessary because it offers absolutely no benefit, unless you're a boxer needing to drop into class or a distance athlete.
barnzee1991
3 to 5 years if you’re super overweight haha not even a year if you are just a little over seeing your abs.
ERJockey
3-5 years? That depends on how much you exercise, how dedicated you are, and your starting weight. More like 1-2 years if done right.
WaffleCopters
CARDIO!!!!!!
ERJockey
Yes and no. Cardio and not skipping leg day. Good leg days are great for weight loss.
PewPewBulletBulletGun
I just gave a time frame so that the joke sticks ;) this would be a longer discussion, with genetics, eating habits, exercise regime...
Misfire5150
Also, after the initial easy weight loss you gotta keep it going with methamphetamines. ;)
IntrinsicCynic
Found him. http://tsminteractive.com/files/2012/06/sacrificial_engineer_prometheus1.jpeg
inzane
I wish I knew what was happening here
pallemanns
My ex could do that. Something, something stuff in the belly is not adneted correctly, but its not harmful.
RighteousNuts
Roid gut.
wjfloater3000
How long can you hold that belly in
AHumbleMemeFarmer
@IDontSeeNipple
IDontSeeNipple
No nipple indeed
YouAreDrunk
So, now you exist too
IDontSeeNipple
I've been around since ages
dogenuggets
Not even a new account, Jan 2015.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Is that the guy who shows how before and afters are done and to do the before he downs milk and coke to bloat himself?
Riasiru
It's a real life All Might.
FullyFunctioningSociopath
ashedeveloper
@ISeeNipple
spacesoulboi
Well put that on the list of fetishes them into now
Milkstake94
Awesome
MarkusJunnikkala
FreeMoCo2009
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Most
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Moist
TheDouche
Somebody worked really hard to make this.
Deadmanwalkn
Eh, its the same model/animation over and over
AwakenMustakrakish
And we love them for it.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
yourmomloveme
Ruesterchooster1
That's enough internet for the day.......
Mephane
mumblethesilent
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
The body was modeled after Drew's
MoreAwesomerDan
I forgot this existed, saved and thank you.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
RobinYiff
Sauce: https://youtu.be/aK_DHwH8Q-M
Tinebra
This is the funniest shit I've seen this month.
MangyDogUK
aaaaaand that just got even weirder!
cirunz
And I thought the gif was weird
UselessCargo
Me. Me when my crush walks by....?
PresidentProTempore
Why do steroids do this?
kageboshi
Google Palumbo gut
BongoSchlongo
It's the growth hormone
YurgenGrimwood
I can do this, although a less impressive result after deflation. My sister can too. Nothing about steroids.
atliens27
Same it's fun
AisforIlliterate
Could be insulin use, that's a popular theory with some good logic behind it
AisforIlliterate
We don't quite know. It's not steroids. It may be HGH enlarging your organs, but people often lose this kind of gut after a while,so not hgh
LearnSomething
They don't. The guy is actively flexing his stomach outward. When it goes flat, that's his abs at rest. Basically he just has great muscle
LearnSomething
Control of his core.
PresidentProTempore
Just most really muscular guys I've seen (I'm gay) can't do this.
LearnSomething
Because it takes an incredible amount of muscle control. I have a few friends that can do itm
PineapplePizza4you
Wtf, no nipple.
SendLewdss
He's going Goku up in this bitch
BruceCotton
Me don't need em anyways
NGman1000
He is an anime character
basball6969
WT fuck??
princeaizen
He Said he Ain't Had No Nipples!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TeSr-cDe7s
ISeeADisturbingLackofNipple
Confirmed
Arkleseizure
All right, I'll say it. Username definitely checks out
SamwiseTheBrave1
No sure Shitlock!
GorgeFloyd
The nipple was redacted by imgur mods. Cunts.
existentialfrisis
@IDontSeeNipple
silentsuspekts87
Aliens
loveplusultra
This pufferfish motherfuckers a SYNTH
GeneCode
the important fact has been stated
everythingisadildoifyourbraveenough
So.. so where do we go from here?
lDAHO
@ISeeNipple yo. You're needed.
yavasia
Men dont need nipples
MajorGameage
What do you mean? Guys don't have nipples...
Canofminus
Yes, we do. Where do you think almond milk comes from? almonds?
pegmis
He must have forgotten to draw them in
SanSamis
I have nipples, Greg.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
wangtangle
Not with that attitude
bluetintedroom
Don't you know that nipples are illegal?!$#&%!#???!!!
ShkingsFuego
HE'S A SYNTH
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
nickdillinger
PunishedEdge
MrOne2
When you workout too much, they move to your back. That's why you don't pat bodybuilders on the shoulder.
NaziZombiePrincessKenny
I just learned something that I never wanted to.
Eunoterp
Lol!!
ShinySephiroth
Communinja
The abs also become a jetpack: http://drmcninja.com/comics/2006-05-273p28.gif
kelpo122
What even is that?!
Communinja
A popular webcomic called Dr McNinja. Worth the read, the author has finished the story.
SeamusMCMXCVI
Just like the diet advertised
Russellstiltskin
https://imgur.com/Iv7QQQA
dthninja2
Alladin?
cancerriddenlung
Heman?
PhiIIipJFry
I'm pretty sure you can see the edge of it when he pulls his shirt up
UnicornFartCollector
steroid gut
ohaiu
It’s hgh gut from the organs growing
IDownVoteYourStupidMarvelComics
No, this is just thoracic extension. Roid gut cant look nice and flat like that.
LearnSomething
No, he's just flexing in the opposite direction. Easy to do when you have this amount of muscle.
ihateimgurffs
Probably not, just a lot of vacuuming training for shows.
YamatoIouko
Vacuuming training?
Sevett
Inner ab exercises. They help with a lot of different things.
YamatoIouko
Like what? I'm curious now.
Sevett
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ms-fit5.htm
starkart
First time i saw this so clearly stated, exactly what i need! Thanks
McTerminator
aren't abs supposed to grow out in the gut form naturally and not the flat ones we idolize?
KNEECAPS
In short, no, not really.
TheGreatWh1t3north
yup, thats why many power lifters appear to have big bear guts when in reality its muscle covered by enough fat to give the gut look to it
TheGreatWh1t3north
BEER 0,0
KNEECAPS
kinda fat, or at least have a decent amount of body fat. Once you take that away, abs are fairly flat. That's not to say they don't 2/3
KNEECAPS
If you look up "Lean powerlifter" you'll see maybe one guy with a round-ish stomach. The thing is, to be super strong you have to be 1/?
KNEECAPS
stick out, but they don't change shape- just get bigger.
PewPewBulletBulletGun
care to elaborate? just curious
LearnSomething
It's not steroid gut. The guy is actively flexing his abs outward. His stomach is at rest when it goes flat.
parkin8r
He's definitely straining to get his belly out but he is also flexing like a mofo at the end, not at rest haha
AisforIlliterate
Not actually steroids; exact cause unknown but theorized to be side effect of insulin use during bulking.
UnicornFartCollector
https://www.t-nation.com/pharma/fail-pro-bodybuilding-and-big-guts
DHR000x
Thank you very much, tmyk
PewPewBulletBulletGun
great, thank you for the link
UnicornFartCollector
intended as a joke, but "distended gut syndrome" is related to steroid use and gives the typical big gut look of bodybuilders who use roids
TheGoodKingOfImgur
It's the thing that makes bodybuilders stomachs look like giant turtle shells
AisforIlliterate
Not roids per se; it's probably insulin use. Could be HGH, but you often see people lose this kind of gut later, which is impossible w/ hgh
circlebreaker
Insulin?!
AisforIlliterate
Yeah. It's very anabolic, so bodybuilders often inject additional insulin when they're bulking. It seems—anecdotally—to be correlated 1/2
HelpMyHairIsOnFire1
This is generally from growth not steroids