ErinBorron
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A local cake shop made a uniquely suggestive geode cake. Social media manager's game is on point.
Jan 28, 2018 9:04 PM
ErinBorron
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A local cake shop made a uniquely suggestive geode cake. Social media manager's game is on point.
DarkAngelWarlord
I see a beautiful Rose Quartz Geode where do they see a Vagina? Have they even seen one? I doubt it
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
Want to know what craggy knife wounds these people have seen to think this looks like a vagina.
Jaboticaba
Don't beat it (or have sex, if you are into that) for a month, then take another look at this cake and tell me what it looks like.
nycaptain2
Aww a fellow Minnesotan. A merry “Ope” to you!
EmporerDragon
If I were in their shoes, I'd be proud at creating a cake that looked so good, people wanted to fuck it.
mds308
That's a gem of a cake.
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
we have a winner
DanewolfStone
They vajazzled that cake?
Jaboticaba
Who did the vajazzle joke on a Netflix standup? I remember laughing a lot
krissypoojackets
I have never seen, luckily, a crusty vagina. And I truly thank God for that.
UltraCarnivore
Thank antibiotics and the (kinda) widespread use of condoms.
Lostabarnacos
THEY'RE MINERALS MARY!
bs13690
I will never not upvote this.
TheDenogginator
*Marie
dragonfliesfantasize
hardcorefanfictionreader
They crave that mineral.
Mattateus
JESUS CHIRST MARIE
JefftheIntern
I crave that mineral.
TheBlackVan
Jesus, Marie!
atTheRealMAD
Put...put your dick in it?
MargoMcKnew
hotdropoclock
BlueCurious
not if you don't want cupcakes!
Jaboticaba
Underrated comment
Pinecube
"Once again", how often does this happen?
dweadpiewitwobbits
Every time they make a thinly disguised genital cake.
Ozarck
welcome to the internet, the wellspring of allour baser, and more disgusting urges.
boofhead60
great ain't it
LAWidgeon
They did have a twin mound chocolate filled cake that had to be discontinued...
MNhotdish
They made a mushroom cake that looked suggestive as well. I hope they run with this new direction.
txtmylife
They did mention a mushroom cake...
RoseSheepy69
I’d like to try that xd
TrueDankMemeLord
A nice penis envy mushroom cake
SpanishInquisitioner
Mushroom Mushroom?
Threewisemen
Badger badger
Hexarcy00
they mentioned a mushroom cake idea, which is not going to be made... as a joke
OmniscientSudsy
Seriously though, that place makes a damn good cupcake.
FromBeyondTheGifGraveRipAtNegative7Points
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
evilpsych
These, these are vaginas.. in cupcake form. That I made. With either cream or strawberry filling https://imgur.com/SDriI
duchessangel37
The best is the sassy reply about the skills. "You wouldn't be saying that cake is a vagina, you'd be saying that vagina is a cake."
HandsomeJack19
I see vaginas EVERYWHERE. Except in person.
RouverX
People getting triggered when it's suggested something looks like a vagina, been putting dicks on everything since the stone age.
CCDestroyer
Dude, no one is getting "triggered". Everyone's having a good laugh, including the baker.
AGreatNameForARockBand
As someone who lives in Maple Grove — Nadia’s Cakes are amazing!
Loser37
All this says to me is that a lot of people don't know what a vagina looks like
MegaDiogenes
Perhaps don't make it pink. Purple is usually the common geode representation.
mantonyz
Why can't you refrigerate rock candy?
moldboy
I was wondering the same thing... I believe it has something to do with humidity and the candy getting sticky
TehStoner
Very moist in a fridge and sugar is hygroscopic
mantonyz
oh ok that makes sense, thanks
NZSheeps
You could have just said it goes soggy
TehStoner
It doesn't get soggy. It sweats and leaks.
LeeroyTheBird
You mean it gets wet?
TehStoner
Moister than oyster!
LAWidgeon
It’s not very often you get a chance to use hygroscopic in a conversation.
NZSheeps
We could start using it instead of 'retaining water'
TehStoner
Hygroscopic means it absorbs moisture from the air, it says nothing about holding on to it.
Jaboticaba
Sometimes it's fun to be extra right about something, the perfect answer. I'll never make light of someone's expansive vocabulary.
heebswife
This is local to me. You can still order this cake. I plan to for my baby shower and stick a baby head in there. Lol
mds308
Could you make me one of your breech cakes?
frissonic
Dammit ... I just spewed Mountain Dew all over my monitor from reading that. Thanks.
mds308
Thanks for the spew.
BlueCurious
savage! +1
chickadeedeedeedee
My wife saw this over my shoulder and said “is that a vagina?!” and then I showed her the text and she’s still laughing send help.
NZSheeps
What is your wife using for comparison and has she seen a doctor?
chickadeedeedeedee
Lmao! She only saw it over my shoulder really quick. Probably assumed I was looking at porn or something before seeing anything.
Wiker123
So you're saying I shouldn't have sex with that cake?
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
So what YOU'RE SAYING is that you hate ALL FEMALE CAKES?
NZSheeps
... again
Kharv
TDIL that cake store is right down the road from me. Guess who's ordering a vagina cake because he's lonely and hungry and horny.
LrrrrRulerOfOmicronPersei8
I’m genuinely just confused that they listed it as a 4” round. Either that’s wrong, the scale is fucking with me, or it’s just a tiny cake
NZSheeps
That does seem a bit small (
), but then it does only serve 6.
TehStoner
Is probably 8" high, but only 4" in diameter. The night is deceiving
JoeSchmew
Yay Minnesota.
shortwarrior
Fake, Minnesotans never see genitals in things. We're too wholesome.
lalalalabamba
Went ice skating in Maple Grove today!
spacekitten21
The place of slightly suggestive foods.
dentros1
http://houseofclocksmn.com/ lived a couple blocks from here, kids would always pull the L off the sign outside, had like 30 nails in it.
JoeSchmew
I'm from Brooklyn Park myself. Picture Minneapolis and St. Paul shaking hands, and Brooklyn Park *autistic screeching*
NurseJenn132
Hello from Coon Rapids! :)
Nikey161
Thank you for confirming :')
MrEyeBrows328
Whooo
thantos555
Grew up in Maple Grove. Was there last week.
SukkerMonkeez
Shoutout from St. Paul.
AnewlyDavis
Lived in St. Paul for 25 years!!
knumbknutz69
Hi neighbor!!
poopMagnet
Hi other neighbor!
jennym123
Minneapolis here. What what.
annibe11e
Mankato here
StaksiAVR
Upper North Mankato here
DMintheDetails
Moved to Minneapolis last year from Iowa. I did not realize it was a whole other country up here. With apparently more active imaginations.
ArchibaldDingus
The rapper sisqó lives in Maple Grove, I solicited in his neighborhood one time and he mean mugged us.
GreenYawgmoth
you... solicited? are you a hooker?
ArchibaldDingus
Door to door, home remodeling
FlockOfSeagulls25
That’s exactly what a hooker would say!
ArchibaldDingus
Nuh-uh...you're a hooker
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Home remodeling= house wrecker
swaga4a1
Shout out from maple grove, I love our bakeries. Love nadias.
thekingofokaynevermindthatsrubbish
Plymouth here, nothing bundt cakes is the best in my opinion. Nadias is good too
Ovaryeaction
Maple Grove here too! Holla!
MNhotdish
The best part is that the social media person is the owner of the store. She posted on her personal page how giddy she was to respond
ErinBorron
They're so frikken adorable. It makes the cupcakes taste even better.
Merxmaszx
Local! I'm in mpls!
Jaboticaba
I grow some mpls in my backyard. They're especially handsome in the fall, but the helicopters get everywhere. I have a few mpl bonsai too.
AnokaJoe
Jaboticaba
Maples
AnokaJoe
Gotcha
GreenYawgmoth
also mpls here!
JGlaser717
Mounds View!
AnokaJoe
I'm in anoka!
Merxmaszx
There are dozens of us-- dozens!
tccruse16
Why can't you fridge rock candy?
NZSheeps
It's hygroscopic
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
(you're gonna love this) because it melts when it gets wet
FutureVoter
Don't want that vajayjay to moisten
NlGHTW0LF
It's a beautiful cake and I think that it does look like a geode, but 69% of people will always see something suggestive in everything.
ZeroContexzonne
????????????????swiped right....got it and swiped back. Good one
elrick43
nice,
ClandestineIntestine
I mean, the color choice certainly doesn’t help the whole “not seeing it” thing.
Skaldi
https://imgur.com/khk1O66
KobeBurger
Xtra93
1 out of 10 people always disagree with the other 9.
IAmAngry
1 out of 10 people doesn't know binary code
ShmooThaSchmuck
notmybrainpleaseNOTMYBRAIN
Cause it’s a vagina.
ellert0
"penisland" which way did you read it first?
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Hahahahha you said geode.
BababaMoooya1
Lol
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
chllnpart
I bet you wine them and dine them too @NlGHTW0LF
LeeroyTheBird
I did miss it. Had a "wait a minute..." moment and had to come back to this comment. Well done, sir.
ilovefluids
Karen made the cake
sweetpeach29
Ha
GenericImgurianDragon
I read that as 96% first time.
Jibbermunkey87
That's what she said
StumpSquad
Ahahaha, 69...
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
84% of statistics are made up on the spot
zackaroooooo
9.
KrazyMariJ
The Answer is 42
joi13887
40% of all people know that.
Civilized
which spot?
pinktoebeans
The g-spot
markiel
it was totally 420% were made up
bigserg2008
They say 74% of statitians truly hate their fucking job
ekudram
Its 69% ....
ZuIthar
Are you hitting on me /s
TheBlackVan
Son of a Bitch, stole my line!
Upvooote
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Thought it was 92%
EagleFace5
52% of which are blatant lies
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
I did not associate that with a vagina. It does not look comfortable and I do not wish to put my penis in it
MoreAshyThanLarry
The very opposite of vagina.
BizarroIsNo1
Geodude would get him a slice!
Stridery
Amateur
lucymax
I see what you did there...69%
Rc4d3
Wauw . I didn't see it.
IAmAngry
69.96%
GetAssista
you belong to those 69%
Rc4d3
I don't :D
kkus
I am the 96%
MrJ0ker
Never go ass to mouth
dauntlessds
Would that make it 70% though?
fantasticfurry
*ahem* not how percentages work
Goodnewwseveryone
well, only if there happens to be 100 people in question here.
Shenili
They shouldn't have made it flesh color on the outside and it would be ok
ILoveTomHiddleston
Never seen a pink human
Shenili
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/human-musculature-computer-artwork-royalty-free-image/530319704?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect
ThatRandomCanadian
Looks like rose quartz.
Hardalor
Part of me thinks it's a cancelled order for a custom cake. No point throwing it out, and since it can't be kept in the fridge, sell ASAP.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Did you just assume my flesh color?
thedevil
Sorry, you can be any flesh color, Brown, red, yellow or normal. (This is a joke please don’t hate me)
Shenili
UM PARDON YOU I'M GREEN
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theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Suck a dick the devil is red you douche
Achromos
We don't take kindly to them devil types where I'm from. I refuse to see them represented on account of my religion.
squade
shinypoptarts
Who the heck has pink marbled skin???
orangearcadi
Me
Valarauko
Dunno, finely marbled white folks?!
Anonawesome
Well the gold flake really does it because that's what vaginas have and I totally know because I've seen one amirite guys?
PenisShapedPoops
You're not supposed to eat the crust.
QuartzPigeon
I fucking do
TheZompocalypse
What if I told you you only see it as flesh color because you see a vagene?
lukemcschultz
What if I told you you only see it as flesh color is because you have a limited view of flesh colors?
megaZwatcher
what if i told you it looks like a gaping wound to me
karlbadmanners
What if I told you what if I told you
BananaForScaIe
What if I told you vaginas look like a gaping wound to me.
TearingAway
Real talk right here
HelloToe
I suppose they could have added some dripping blood. Then it would've been a period cake!
BananaForScaIe
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
TheZompocalypse
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Like, say, an axe wound? Eh? Eh? I'm sorry.
megaZwatcher
more like a tearing wound like something clawed