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purplepurplepruple
Lost and found box? we dont have a lost and found box. We have a ass box.
astromoondoggie
"I slipped in the shower."
deathbymonkeys
We need MORE!
TreeHoney
Drew442
Not even going to tell us what brand it is?
WarBoyNux
Tonight it's bottoms up!
Bunches0Lunches
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Indeed!
Eireman4Ever
Personally I suspect that some surgeon was having a couple of brews during a LONG operation and misplaced one of his/her empties ....
NotaCPA
More more more.....kid just started as a nurse and sometimes tells me some edited crazy stories
ZeroLyfe
well that's one way to sneak a beer into the movie theater
PandaSteam
THIS IS NOT A CT ! this s an xray. so hmm, the bottle is unlikely to move from the right side to the left , so it is a fake i say.
BuzzcatBuddah
Moar, pleez
xMokko
He must have a large butthole
ulfbehrt78
My roommate has a radiologist friend, and apparently this is really common, and it's all guys. The winner was an apple with a bite out of it
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I wonder what went through his head at the time? "This apple tastes awful. I'd rather shove it up my butt"
ZachsAnomaiy
Something something apple fritter
bmkoknl42
Probably scared of physicians going near his rectum. Aaplle a day,....
yedi001
Sweet apple pie, just like Nana used to make.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Probably something else
swedishfika
This apple is too big. How can I make it smaller? That's better...
LieutenantGordon
What's the weirdest thing you've found in someone's ass?
TrueDankMemeLord
My foot
Triatticus
BerlinBadger
Yes, yes we do
dreamstamp
Yes we do, plz post more!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
^^^^ this @op
thenameisTone
Butt Chugging. Not even once.
evilblackdog
Let me guess... he slipped and fell onto it.
ScrooblyDoobles
I like sticking things in my butt, but luckily for me I have a curve that stops stuff about 8 inches in. Idk how people shove 2ft dongs in.
glassweaver
I think everyone has that curve. It won't stop you from getting something shorter stuck though unless you, uh..are good with getting fisted.
MostlyJeffGoldblum
That was oddly specific
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Everyone has that curve, but I guess it straightens out when a non-flexible object pushes past it. I mean, the large intestines isn't ...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
attached to anything internally and can move around quite a bit.
Slowpoke90
Let me guess...shower beer and he slipped?
cavymeister
He must have been shit faced...
Ekad
At least his arse was..
buttchugger
My origin story
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I'm guessing you now have the proportional strength of a beer bottle? Beer Bottle Man does whatever a beer bottle can?
Matthew550
Wayyy up in there morty
MostlyJeffGoldblum
I'm gonna need you to take this bottle into the b-BHUURP-athroom m-m-morty...
skaroreg
More!
glassweaver
https://imgur.com/fd9Hs7h.gif
Thatsagoodbid
Agreed! My request as well.
BHS137
You gotta *uuurp* shove this bottle way up in your butthole, Morty.
KeyMasher
youknowwhatiamsaying
Waaaaayyyyy up
aloecera
As far as it will go Morty.
TacoFox
But Rick it hurts...Thats because Morty its the good ones.
tjluv
How...?
Taxicat
Don't ask. Just...don't ask.
kylethehuman
You see, when a man loves a bottle...
ronangelo
...very muc
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Tassyr
Shove.
MostlyJeffGoldblum
magalahivince
Trying to push in his hemorrhoids. Slipped.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Idiot probably lost balance while riding it & sat down, pushing it in all the way. Then pushed it deeper with futile attempts to get it out.
bunbunmot
Push came to shove.
TheRushToNothing
Swallowed the whole bottle.
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
You said it yourself, Bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy...
StraightForwardBio
Rectally
jimmythehat1
Bravery
azgrak
Look up HotKinkyJo on Pornhub. Or Roxy Raye.
Pyrolime
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MostlyJeffGoldblum
WTFFFF! That doesn't seem healthy. O.O
BarretXIII
also DirtyGardenGirl or RaisaWetsX
Freikotron
Or Proxy Paige
Cabronmalisimo
I don't think so, Tim...
StillNotYouTube
ok
Adapted
.
Aceh0le87
I'm gonna take a punt and say suction, that air in the bottle would of acted like a plunger? made it real painful to pull out? Like...Maybe?
qwdqwdeqwff3q
How did that even happen??
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Arsikere
forcefully
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
By lack of a wide base.
LurkMasterP
Well, first thing, probably, not the best childhood.
Unverified
It didn't, image is fake.
5P4C3M4N
Says a retard
Unverified
I'm a CT tech. I do this for a living, the bottle should be on the patient's left side.
5P4C3M4N
And you know the image isn't mirrored because?
MyWifeHasRabies
mwoodman
That's a pretty robust narrative to build around a single bottle in the butt and no other info. Confirmation Bias much?
LurkMasterP
I'm a dude who talks shit on the internet. If you're looking for a well-reasoned or researched narrative, you're looking in the wrong place.
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
Brilliant!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Facelurk
ukdoc
Based on the CT, it was inserted rectally and ended up in the descending colon.
skiracechamp
I don't think this guy knew what bud chugging was
BexRani
So how do they remove that?!?
Stanbob
The question no one wants to ask
Ginkawa
but... *rimshot* *again* ... isn't there a turn in there?
thyfartismurder
Bottoms up
manicmalki
Up the bottom.
unicornpuncher20xl
What a trip.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Why do people put so many things up there butt?
IjustsaywhatIthink
They don't. They just accidentally "sat on it"... amazing how often that happens.
TheBlueMuppet
Ive sat on a great many things, not one of them ever came with me, and id certainly notice if they tried.
aaronad
= colectomy.
torngooch
Rectum, damn near killed em
RoxanneLaWin
Too far bro, too far.
Eclaircissement
Dead?
auserwithaname
Nope. But a surgery to remove it.
TheHawkRules
SendDoctor
Great detective work Doctor, I can see that PhD really pays for itself (Sarcasm)
SMGUTZ01
Ummm the liver is on the right so that isn’t the descending colon, unless he has situs Inversus
DavidHawa
It’s correct
kanedauy
Fascinating
InnsmouthTourist
I might regret asking this, but how many colons does the human body have?
ScottBugVillain
Well, this guy appears to have an ascending colon... /s
InnsmouthTourist
I heard about this guy who got rear ended by a truck while driving; He's only got a semicolon now
GerberLegalTeam
1 labelled in 3 sections.
glassweaver
I proclaim this piece to be "Bottleguy - the early years."
ianb93
As a radiologic technologist +1
InternetLawyer
but did it ferment?
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babymurlocs
Very cool!
Niveama
Funny how much bigger it looks on the CT
letters2u1992
Isn't this...you know....like a Hipaa violation?
loonvBugDiver
Budding radiologist here. About to match this March. Any life advice?
NyQuilDaydream
Skeletons can't escape unless assisted so don't be afraid to take their picture!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I think the only real advice is to brace yourself to investigate a multitude of rectally inserted objects. It'll be tough, but you can do it
ukdoc
It’s a good life so just enjoy it. I did a surgical internship and am now enjoying the qualities of the 8-5 Radiologist life
DoubleNubbin
You have access to X-rays but that doesn't mean zapping yourself for prolonged periods will give you superpowers.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
The science isn't 100% clear on that
NotTheChad
Hold my beer....
Lun4ticH1gh
warslinger
NO NOT LIKE THAT!
IMayNotReplyToYou
Too late now were not getting this one out
MrMagnet
Cheomesh
no
TheRicM
lwbell851337
Well played.
mostlydrawing
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Fukkin GOLD!
KolBoi
ScottBugVillain
Gold lager?...
TastyBaconStarship
Would this cause any irreversible damage to the colon or omentum?
toxcrusadr
Omentum? If they don't get that outta there it's gonna fermentum!
wisearse
Hate when this happens
4troll
Holy shit, that must have been a nice call to the surgeon on call
Thatsagoodbid
You wouldn't happen to have the CT? (Did CT for 15 years) Plain films just don't tell all the story like a good CT or MRI most of the time.
GerberLegalTeam
Oh so you think you're better than plain film with your "sectional anatomy"? You wanna take this outside big guy? /S
ukdoc
Link in the comments
JJtheSpaceGhost
Patient seems bottled up doc, just need to let it out...
ukdoc
So it appears the trauma and force from the bottle shifted the colon to the right. It appears quite well on the CT
footfistartkickpunchsing
I was gonna say lol how did the descending colon end up on that side????
batman23
looks like the ascending. on the right and can follow it to the sigmoid Also the descending is retroperitoneal so it’s fixed by ligaments?
IamNotaBlackMan
Does this cause long term damage?
RBMK30000
Go for broke!
TastyBaconStarship
This was my first question. I could not picture how it ended up over the ileocecal valve. Wow, humans.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
letting us all know you took intro anatomy. good job.
iamwang
Yeh, the ileocecal valve was my thought too
MonikaRuchniak
That looks so painful, did they have severe abdominal pain from that? Or back pain.. because damn...
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Probably a lot of pain, you could even say a buttload of it.
PrinceSatisfactory
The chief complaint was butthurt
KeyMasher
leftyshuckles
What a pain in the ass
Amauri14z
Well, although this looks bad at least the bottle didn't break.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
How does that even happen!??!
3timesaday1
Wel the momy and dady.....
UnfinishedSentencesAre
Someone was brave enough
Thalarctos
This is more likely an incident of rape.
Tannarias
1 Guy 1 Jar
suthadra
Dear god stop
ihatefeelings
See, they were having some drinks and needed to change a light bulb but then they "fell on it"
SomeDudeNurse
Yep this shit right here is why i stay in ICU vs playing in ER anymore.
hardcorefanfictionreader
Ah, the old bottle up the ass. We've all been there.
Meatwave
OH. Oh, okay. I get it now. I thought I was looking at a different view. Well. Damn.
Unverified
The descending colon is on the left side though
LilacDreamer
That's the first thing I saw too. These are interesting to see
CRXtasy125
It's reversed on the xr
Unverified
I'm a CT tech, you look at the picture as if they are standing in front of you...the bottle should be on the patients left side
CRXtasy125
I'm an x Ray tech. And when you hang x Ray's you put the patients left on your left. Even the rad said it's in the descending colon.
Unverified
Look at where the heart is.
Sherlock89
Is the image flipped? I was thinking anatomical position and that put it way further...
Justagirlnamedgeorge
I think you’re right
Thatsagoodbid
Image is displayed correctly. You view the x-ray as though the patient is standing in front of you. (Used to be x-ray tech) R is L & L is R
Sherlock89
Yea, I'm a doctor... I know. I was concerned because if it's not flipped it's in the ascending colon not descending.
GerberLegalTeam
Exactly the point, the descending colon should be on the patients left, here it's on the patients right.
anvilon
I'm pretty sure the descending is on the left side - maybe this x-ray was shot from the back.
AdmJota
In another comment, OP says "So it appears the trauma and force from the bottle shifted the colon to the right."
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Sherlock89
You would be right but the bottle is on the left side of the picture, meaning it's on the right of the patient, which is not the descending
DavidHawa
You are correct! My oversight.
Unverified
It is on the left side, OP might be full of it
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
No, whoever that is in the picture is full of it.
Mestonica
You’re right. Unless the patient has detrocardia in which the heart is located on the right side.
impactedcerumen
Situs invertus you mean
Mestonica
Well, situs invertus is when every organ in the body is reversed. The heart is clearly visualized on the being on the opposite side.