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Sep 15, 2025 2:42 PM
LincLoud
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bbartolome5342
The writing in today's comic books are so childish, immature, and outright stupid. Yes, the 60s-80s stories were unbelievable and contrived but they had weight and the writers were making an effort. Comic book writers today just want to cater to the uneducated and shallow for a laugh or "like". Stupid dump
Dunes8
I wish more Marvel games would remember that Nightcrawler is also a swashbuckling enthusiast. Give him some swords.
MuffinProof
linuxfailer
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ridureyu
Captain America is such a jerk, throwing things at those poor mutants.
cousteau
Also confused the hell out of me.
devasto
Anyone one immediately think Captain America threw the Egg because of where #18 and #19 are?
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
I mean there as that time that Doc Ock turned into a Japanese middle school girl
MultiFacets
We'd love yo have your memes at www.imgcat.io!
CoyotesOwn
#20 Did Crazy Inze wear a wig? I think I remember her wearing a wig back in Agent X.
idiotsonfire
#3 Who's the woman with Kurt?
LincLoud
Silver Sable
idiotsonfire
Thanks! Sadly haven't read a whole lot of comics despite loving the medium, its just hard to find them.
LincLoud
There are some sites to read them, though they aren't the kind that the companies would suggest you use *wink wink nudge nudge* but I don't read a lot either. The recent stories have become bland, contrary, or predictable
DameDePiques
Ahem... windows have hinges too. At least, mine do.
Shaows
Does it open inwards?
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Bro this "marvel" dump is JUST fanfics and x-men
Durahl
#14 Uh-oh... Run for your life man! RUN! 😱
Davidnfilms
#1 ahahhahahhahahhahah
Fawin
#20 Outlaw huh? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGNucDByYXo4OGRnaHVha2NieThpdjRvaDhleDQxNnl4aDBydmZ5MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fm5JqspHFgIXm/200w.webp
Shaows
One of Deadpool's Exes. Literally snu-snu'd him on multiple occasions as show in the ancient texts.
Sebastopol140
#2 AAaaaaaAAAwWWwwWWwwww!
softballguy
#20 Outlaw is basically a super-powered bikini model in a cowboy hat.
anjeleyezjr
A marvel dump without even a reference to the gif? <.< Shenanigans.
cousteau
Gif? What gif?
cousteau
(…and now we wait!)
anjeleyezjr
Start the timer til hi there...
cousteau
YAAAAAY! (8h so far)
anjeleyezjr
Almost a full day now. XD
Yellowchopsticks
#5 someone should explain to them that people don't go through any sort of quality control or regulations. Livestock are much better eating than people. People are gross.
GWJYonder
Why are you assuming that the Jotunheim doesn't have an FDA? Maybe their human regulations are incredibly robust?
3Davideo
Maybe they do like with escargot and raise them on a diet to cleanse them before eating them?
Yellowchopsticks
Not if they're harvesting from Earth. How robust can your regulations be if you're starting in a junkyard?
TheFastpaws
#9 That is so wholesome!
DustyBibbles
#2 and sprinkled throughout. You have no idea how much I love the idea of exploring Venoms softer side. Seeing him gleefully taking care of baby symbios is my dream
Cultistchan
#1 the worst power to have in Xmen
cousteau
Don't they have like a machine or something that resurrects them? Power neutralized indeed.
LincLoud
Not exactly. Prof. X was using Krakoa (a living island) to naturally produce clone bodies and transferring memories into them. The mutants treated it like they were immortal, but it was just clones (or the Star Trek matter transporter discussion, if you like).
cousteau
Oh I see… well, that enters a Rick and Morty / Theseus ship philosophical discussion. Is a meat sack with the transferred memories of a person a different person? Do Freaky Friday'd people swap bodies, or minds?
jayman0123
shit as often as they die, she's at least going to be a consistent teacher that isn't going to miss classes
3Davideo
I dunno, the one with an always-on several-mile-wide instant death field kinda sucked.
BaWitda
She seems to have invulnerability as well, so not as bad off as the regenerating ones.
Sechran
#1 - Invincible doesn't mean unstoppable, especially if that's your only power.
Handcuffs, a ball gag, and a deep and unmarked grave solves this mutant.
You know, if you're... the type who'd bury someone alive.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
There's a reason wolverine's weaknesses include drowning and energy projectors. Is it a permanent solution? No. Will he be effectively dealt with? Yes. Nick Fury actually took him out once by jamming a pen through his ear to buy time to GTFO. Jean and magneto can toss him into low orbit, he has been repeatedly trapped underwater unable to regenerate due to constant state of drowning. Granny smite is just a much less threatening version of him only useful for suicide situations.
barbarian818
A person who can't die will dig free eventually. I'm more "concrete overshoes and dump'em into the Marianas trench where it's cold enough that mammalian muscles just won't work" school of thought. They can stay down there in a hypothermia coma until the concrete erodes away, assuming the silt accumulation doesn't turn them into a geological feature.
Sechran
Mythbusters did an episode on this. Unless you've super digging powers, not necessarily. Think of it this way - if you can be restrained by a few feet of rope, you can be restrained by several feet of dirt too.
And sure, this is comic book land where some psychic mumbo jumbo can locate and excavate your victim, but they can also be temporal-displaced back to life with some time travel shenanigans if you erase them with a doomsday weapon.
"Permanent" solutions are rarely if ever a thing.
LincLoud
Granny Smite isn't invincible. For context, she can't die, but they do cover in a different comic that if she were in space, she'd basically just float on forever (or until she died of old age, as she can age).
Sechran
So kinda the same principle - even if you can't inflict meaningful damage, you can still restrain her indefinitely (or until she expires).
LincLoud
Generally, yes, assuming she doesn't mind breaking her bones or doing something else. I'm not 100% on how her inability to die works. They usually just showed her surviving stuff, but I'm not sure if her body rebuilds or is just entirely invulnerable.
BaWitda
Seems invulnerable. Fire had no effect. She strolled around hard vacuum. She was singing Copa Cabana while getting shot with RPGs. I think she just doesn't take damage.
spittytrinkles
You can not kill me in any way that matters.
Decay exists as an extant form of life.
OctopusStinkhorn
There’s a character Butterball who is effectively immortal. His cells are in a permanent state. Absolutely nothing can happen to them.
FallingStar7669
It's surprising how many superheros can put you into orbit and how many villains can't get out of orbit and how few villains are in orbit.
kevbot5000
Isn't that like half the plot of Superman 2?
Kateness
That's usually my go-to in like "Superman versus the Hulk" discussions. If one guy can alter his velocity and trajectory at will in space, and the other guy can't, that's usually a pretty done deal.
jayman0123
Superman: "So I threw it into the sun."
Batman: *Grumbling*
crazyspelling
Always seemed like the ideal way to get rid of Doomsday to me. "He just keeps coming back stronger!" "Yeah, nah, hold my beer."
Snooj
I'm pretty sure there's at least one invincible hero in a coffin out in space somewhere. I don't remember the exact context.
lordnequam
The Immortal chucked some guy into space because he didn't have time to solve the situation more subtly because of the big alarm back at base.
jayman0123
I know that Juggernaught tried to attack world breaker hulk, (I think it was) and since hulk couldn't be bothered to fight with him, he side stepped him and hit him really hard and knocked him MILES away and went on with whatever he was doing
WorkerLurker
One mutant had their base in orbit for a while
3Davideo
If by "put them into orbit" you mean "punt them really really hard", maybe not. They might be thrown so hard that they leave the atmosphere, but that's peanuts compared to actual orbital velocity, so they'll just come back down. If they're punted so hard that they hit orbital velocity within the troposphere (where we live), they'll still experience loads of drag on the way up and no longer be at orbital velocity by the time they leave the atmosphere, and again will just fall back down. And >
3Davideo
> then if they're punted so hard that they're *still* at atmospheric velocity by the time they leave the atmosphere, they'll still have a ballistic trajectory that would take them back into the atmosphere. So they would have to punt them so hard that they reach outright *escape velocity* (by the time they exit the atmosphere) so they enter an independent orbit around the Sun. (Or get punted to trans-lunar injection for a gravity assist, which is almost as hard.)
DyspronsiumAddict
"Orbit" requires some pretty precise calculations, but, with enough force, you can get them into somebody else's gravity well.
Escapist83
I don't know how I feel about Eddie/Venom shipping.
randomdragon
Does it count as incest or masturbation though...
Snooj
If you jerk off when you have a symbiote it's kinda like the symbiote jerking you off. You can't escape it.
venom181st
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jackal12345
Kinda craps on the original Symbiote storyline and given Mary Jane is now the new Venom... well it's a train wreck. I mean marvel's shit the bed on so much in the last decade or so so I can't say that's their worse decision but it's still bad.
kiarasa
I write a series where the MC has a symbiote type of entity, and you would not believe the number of readers who ship them lol.
...Okay, you probably could believe it.
spittytrinkles
Don't you change
Some walk by night
Some fly by day
Nothing could change you
Set and sure of the way
Charming and bright
Laughing and gay
I'm just a stranger
Love the blues and the braves
There is the sun and moon
Some think it's sweeter
When you meet along the way
Come walk by night
Come fly by day
Something is sweeter
'Cause we met along the way
We'll walk by night
We'll fly by day
Moonlighting strangers
Who just met on the way
VictusVonGuyver
I mean, it would probably make more sense if it was a narcissist. Eddie Brock was absolutely Self-Centeredness and that's probably close enough to make sense for some who want to ship them.
There's a comic book issue of Venom Symbiote literally sneaking into Peter's home just to try and get his help because the symbiote got worried about Eddie. I remember reading it and wondering why they made the Venom Symbiote almost talk like a worried wife.
kiarasa
Well, that would check out, since my character starts pretty self absorbed as well, hahaha. His whole character arc is learning to put other people first. The funny thing is, once a love interest showed up, the readers just pivoted to "I guess it will be poly now"
DameDePiques
Makes me think of a cute pet.
MurderousCoat
Creeps me out the same as Deadpool/Spidey shippers. Venom actively made Eddie's life worse most of the time and treated him as a disposable body.
cousteau
Deadpool/Spidey shippers such as Deadpool?
beemarr
Kinda feels a bit incestuous to me. Not that they're related or anything, but it has that sort of feeling to it. But then again, I haven't really been reading the comics in like, a couple decades, so I'm way behind on the current lore, so I might very well be talking out of my ass.
Rufferstuff
Step parasite what are you doing?
MerriMod
Symbiote originally bonded with Pete, then jumped to Eddie, then back and forth like spurned lovers with bad habits. Retconned to having been with Deadpool first due to time travel shenanigans, explaining why Symbiote is insane and obsessed with Pete. Eddie later sold the Symbiote and it got passed around, also left on its own to find its own hosts, was bonded with Gargan (Scorpion) for a while. Returned to Eddie, left Eddie again, ended up with Flash Thompson, went to space, ended up with MJ.
MerriMod
I'm sure there's more I'm missing, but yeah - Symbiote gets around.
PlacentaEaters
Mary Jane is Venom now, I guess. Flash has the Anti-Venom. I THINK Eddie is the new Carnage but not sure
spittytrinkles
Flash is in Marvel now? Damn. Ezra really screwed the pooch there.
Shaows
Venom wants out of the "relationship" and back with Eddie
Escapist83
Is she not "Jackpot" any more? If so, thank christ. Hated that powerset.
PlacentaEaters
From my understanding, no. I don't read so I'm not sure. Something happened and the two are now "permanently" stuck together or they'll die (or at least MJ will)
Shaows
No, she's Jackpot with Venom as a unwilling sidekick
Escapist83