Smarter than average

Nov 11, 2024 2:26 PM

DOcelot1

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Gabry Ponte, SMACK - rock da house

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Don't feed wildlife, people.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's done this before.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Couldn't tell if this guy was real dumb or European

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest, I was expecting it to go to the closer bag, the one next to the girl's hand, but I suspect that it felt that was too close to her reach.

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Gabry Ponte, SMACK - rock da house

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dont hate the paya hate the game

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the old bamboozle.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Had a monkey do this to me but it gave a hiss and bared its teeth. Monkeys are not cute. They are bastards

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The ol' eye fake--dazzle dazzle!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be so much better without big black frames, that text and music...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone posted it if you still want it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you let your kids try to hand feed those disease infested animals?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Prairie Dogs don't carry the disease. Fleas do. Your dog or your cat can carry those same fleas.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depending if you use commas or decimel points, this is kinda funnier.

2 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 0

Depending if you use commas or decimal points, this describes different participants in the video.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're an American the IQ applies to the kids, if you're European the IQ applies to the prairie dog.

2 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 5

“In some countries, periods are used to separate groups of thousands instead of commas. For example, a Spanish speaker might write ‘50.000.000’”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do they end a sentence with a comma in Spanish? That is why English uses a decimal place as a full stop, like a period at the end of a sentence. Just as in a sentence, a comma in a number is a pause.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Decimal* point

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We brought it out to three places to show you with scientific notation exactly how stupid they are."

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Significant digits* but yes I know what ya mean! +1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Actually the number of significant digits would be five, but I get your point!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scientific notation would be the use of exponents to express the number (I.e. 1x10^1), most often used to make very small or very large numbers easier to grasp - 10.000 would indicate that the low IQ was measured with great precision, right down to the thousands place. No, I don’t get invited to parties, why do you ask?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I meant "significant digits", just like you meant "thousandths" place.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm glad you said it though, because otherwise I would've had to

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thousands or thousandths place..? You could crash my party anytime, I enjoy intellectual stimulation...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

F’in autocorrect man

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's more than an IQ of 10

2 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Not the kids though

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it’s talking about the people who left their food on the ground to fuck with a ground hog.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More than the average american.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It depends.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some countries use periods instead of commas to dictate thousands, millions, etc. so 10.000 would be 10,000. I don't know why or even which countries, but I've seen it enough to find it annoying.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I don't know why so many countries swap the decimal and comma either, but I also hate it. It just looks so aesthetically unpleasant to the eye. Why are so many counties like this? Swapping them just to be different. I don't get it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Most of South America, the EU, half of Africa and chunks of south east Asia use a comma as the decimal separator and period as the thousands separator. What’s more confusing is some places uses “mil” to indicate thousand on their currency like a can of Red Bull is 6 mil Colombian Peso or 6000 COP.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But what do they use for actual decimals?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commas. Not joking, they are just reversed. A millionaire has at least 1.000.000,00 to these folks. Which is fine, of course, just different.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Came here to say what you said.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably the same countries that moved the $ to the right side of the number

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those countries also infuriate me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it should be to the right. You don't say I have dollars 100.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard this ridiculous phrase before. I guess the difference is if someone grew up reading books and magazines vs only ever reading social media.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well considering I'm older than social media, I guess the point has been raised continuously for a long time. And sorry to hear you learned to read on social media. I fl bad 4 u.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes me at the bar though...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prairie dogs can spread plague, the kids' parents are morons.

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 19

Which is cured with a basic antibiotic. A thick is more dangerous.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are prairie dogs all around Santa Fe, NM and no has has gotten the plague from them.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So can regular dogs. Better go out and comment on all the animal videos!

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

How about unregular dogs?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Irregular dogs go bork

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Letting your kids feed wild animals, in general, is a terrible idea. Just don’t feed wild animals. Go to a petting zoo.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well people spread the plague to the prairie dogs first. Can’t blame them if they spread it back occasionally.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

We have a concept of how it is spread and one of our species decided to risk it for a video, so it's not exactly even on balance

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ......while I don't agree with messing with wild animals, what you said is like not laying on your grass lawn because you might get Lyme disease

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

It's still a good idea to check the kids for ticks if they've been playing on the lawn, particularly if deer come into the garden

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For sure but don't hide from life

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I mean we might as well point out that the sun causes cancer so that parent is also a moron for having her kids outdoors! LOL.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Also, dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous to humans in so many ways.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just sayin…if you’ve never seen it in person, Lyme disease sucks really really bad. Growing up in the South, I would never lie down on my lawn mid summer without a blanket, and then would thoroughly check my whole body after. It’s really no different than people in the tropics taking small steps to prevent themselves from catching malaria.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For sure. I get you. I guess now with longer warm seasons and climate change...winter doesn't kill off as many ticks so the disease would most definitely become more common.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, how does taking small steps prevent you from catching malaria? Honest question.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regular dogs can spread rabies. See how ridiculous that statement makes you sound?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you'd let your kids play with a rabid dog?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't have kids, so my fictional kids are safe from rabies. They're totally immune from rabies and all disease. They're also superheroes. If you think there's an actual argument between rabies with very outward symptoms and plague-fleas carried by the common prairie dog, you're looking to argue with people over something that is easily a low threshold for danger. Broad-spectrum antibiotics cures bubonic plague. Those prairie dogs also don't carry rabies nor did this one even attack the kids.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Problem solved, you might want to keep it that way.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go fuck yourself. Enjoy typing a response I'll never see.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will almost never know a dog is rabid. The mouth foam is really on the late stage, but they are contagious much, much earlier.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In theory, yes. They would have to be infested with oriental rat fleas, and one of those would have to jump over and bite you. They typically realize when they are on the wrong kind of host (no fur to cling to and hide in) and quickly leave again. It's more likely to happen when rats live in your home and run across your bed while you're sleeping. Especially if you sleep on hay that harbors rat fleas desperate for a new host. That's how the plague spread in medieval times.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

A person got plague just a few hours from my house quite recently from a squirrel while camping way out in the backcountry. They shut down that part of the park for some time while they ran tests and studies.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my state, virtually all the cases of plague (and there are some) are caused by people messing with prairie dogs.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

There are 7 cases on average per year. In the entire US. One common vector are infected cats and dogs, with cats being particularly susceptible. The other are rodents carrying the oriental rat flea, with the ever-popular squirrels being the main vector. Rats and mice also still play a role since they never stopped invading human homes. People typically have extensive contact with the animal that infects them. A cursory encounter is relatively unlikely to pose a risk.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

FACTS!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know why? Because we teach our kids to not play with prairie dogs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

PS: These days, the plague is easily resolved with a round of antibiotics (unless it remains undiagnosed for way too long).

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Or just don't have your kids play with prairie dogs, easy decision for non-stupid parents.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I took medical bacteriology the professor told us a lot of plague cases go bad because the med tech successfully ID's it as plague, but thinks "What? Plague? What is this, medieval Europe? Let me run those tests again..." And gaslights themself into a misdiagnosis

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plague is much more treatable now, sure, but it's no picnic even when caught early.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel rabies is a bigger problem

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rabies is interesting in that it is treatable with 100% success rate before symptoms start, and with virtually 0% success rate once symptoms become apparent (certain death). Even more interesting is that the incubation period can be days, but can also be *years*. You could be walking around with a death sentence for literally years without knowing it if you have no reason to suspect you've been infected.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Much.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0