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Sep 17, 2017 1:31 AM
truthsmiles
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Atomsk
If she was cooking fish, she could've dropped the bass too...
afodtl
Obligatory pics or it didn't happen
butwhatamisaying
Speech 100
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
BearOnTricycle
You should do laundry now often, OP.
Silverhearte
If he does it often, she will get used to it and stop rewarding him when he does it. Then, when he doesn't do it, she will complain.
Hellstorm99
Girlfriend? You mean fiancé/wife. You have yourself a keeper.
floatationman
This is called positive reinforcement.
PiGuy314
I would be fine with that.
kodiak931155
Hopefully what she cooking doesnt splatter much
GilliamTheButcher
You've unlocked the secret.
truthsmiles
Or she did(?)
DarthSlappy
Hawkzord
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sentinal32
https://imgur.com/MoP9s4J
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
This is true because those men are single :(
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Unless he was "doing it wrong".
ashmenon
HAH. I wish.
CloakerJosh
Funny, but inaccurate. Then the suggestions and criticism comes rolling in.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I love how /r/thathappened this sounds, but also perfectly reasonable.
CMDRMimus
Enjoy while it lasts! Married 2 kids gets a slightly different response.
truthsmiles
Believe it or not we've both been married before and we each have a kid. This was a kid-free weekend though! :)
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Marrying 2 kids gets jail time in most jurisdictions.
Hareofthedog
Hehehehe
ashmenon
Well yes, I imagine stripping naked in the kitchen while the kids are running about is a little awkward.
Azerai
Do it anyway, establish dominance.
ashmenon
But...but they already call me daddy.
sweatybuttcrack
I haven't met your girlfriend, but I love her already
justinedotter2127001
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emkev
Well yea she wants to wash her comfortable underwear.
grayed
That was my interpretation too
ChronologicalMyopia
anakhasilver
Guys, this doesn't mean sex happened. It means they're comfortable with each other and understand naked =/= sex all the time.
usernametakenlol
Pics or it didn happen
invisibulman
Relationship goals all around. A woman who cooks. A man who does laundry. Casual nudity. What more could you ask for?
Fireguy97
Now dinner burns and laundry doesn't get done.
ezezap
after almost ten years living with the same person I could tell you... no sex there...
Fireguy97
That's unfortunate. My ex and I count barely talk to each other, but we still screwed like bunnies till the end. The councilors couldn't >>>
Fireguy97
<<< understand it either.
Saxxon92
Girlfriend gets naked - *runs off to tell the internet*
PolarChi
You say that like it's a bad thing...
KaiHerrera
Well he's posting here so it doesn't look like that's the case
Fireguy97
Sadly, you are correct.
Peterowski
Now dinner burns, laundry doesn't get done and OP is on Imgur instead of with their partner.
jetah
how long you think he lasted? he's finished and already posted what happened.
AssGrapez
She wants you to wash her clothes , that's it
unit47
Me: I'm doing laundry. GF: *continues not existing*
LeNoseKnows
NtaLzr
Right. in the fuckin. Feels
Gotbread
tell her to stop that!
SnikwaH
triggerrfingerr
May the odds be with you.
imurian
The odds are never in our favour.
SonderingStrike
May the force be ever in your favour.
truthsmiles
:-(
NurseMary
She exists. It's just that she's going through some stuff and not ready for commitment so she gets by on booty calls with Chad and rom-coms.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
She exists. You just may not have met yet.
FreyaNicci
Get our of here with your optimism!
inugod
story of my life.
Redenbacher09
Me: I'm doing laundry, feeding the kids, bringing them to school, cleaning the kitchen and bathroom. Wife: Take the baby.
IThoughtAboutItButChangedMyMind
She's training him well. Soon she won't even have to get naked, it will just be his job
Notalostcausejustyet
Lucky bastard.
awelltrainedferret
I cook breakfast naked for all my one night stands. You can't imagine the pain of bacon grease spitting onto your privates. Still worth.
Bizarkly
Her: "Hey -- wanna go *again*?" You: "..."
thor0486
I like your version of 'this shits made up' more than anything I could have came up with.
sevrono
Are you familiar with the apron?
sahdad
Boyfriend like
standaloneSA
I loved that movie so much. I'm taking this.
Bob64
SkepticalFriend
Scott pilgrim?
Winterous
Fucking Rat Race, so good!
firesword14
Just look at his expression!
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
Life is nothing... it's nothing. It's nothing but a slap in the face. It's nothing but a rat race.
truthsmiles
Yes, but I was winning long before she took her clothes off.
SonderingStrike
Damn you and your happiness!
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
BronzeLeaguePro
I think his girlfriend is already doing that.
OneHandedComent
Awwwee with a cute line like that, how could it get any downvotes
cuddlesdotgif
Bitter people are bitter.
MantisTobagganMD
mikenco
Keeper right there. Pronouce that GF into something more! :D
thor0486
A made up muffin! :)
someONEgood
New Girl+
WallpaperProblems
Coconut Fucking?
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I understood that reference
eldieron24
Umm... my friend doesn't. Wanna help him out?
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
on r/TIFU (today I fucked up) there was a string of guys who had horrific experi3nces with ducking coconuts.
manburgerHelper
I thought the same thing: that is a woman you keep.
sDsAchilles
Advanced gf?
CycloneSP
aka...?
truthsmiles
Senior Executive GF
SwarzeTrauer
Supreme Over-GF