Feb 28, 2018 3:59 AM
FieryNugget
149028
2635
108
CharliefuckingBronson
Mastertothewakingworld
sadtreefriend
I miss invader zim, that cartoon was ahead of its time.
thatNEchaaahm
I need one, how do I make that happen
EngravedToaster
Monies.
alecxi
Legit impressive
Andalite
As a guy who's currently trying to lose weight so he doesn't have a flabby stomach anymore, I'm gonna need someone to link me to that
sharkpartyx
just google spanx
W92Baj
Most sports equipment stores stock tops of similar material that do the same thing without destroying your plums
Iammoe
somebodies had a kid. neat way of hiding it
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Or at least lost a bunch of weight
boukmark
"Autobots, roll out" sound
goxpal350
Girdle of 1000 Sit-ups, Save vs Illusion.
Milkboy101
That looks comfy as hell. I love tight under clothes but not tight over clothes...
oopsididitagain51
atarujun
I recognize this from an anime, driving me nuts trying to remember name ...
BakaWakka
Sailor Moon. Or one of its many clones...
I thought about that. I dont think its SM. I could be wrong. Clone likely.
BoogerDiva
Ulfzark
ItsNoir
Seen this before, and I want to assume she is a mother. Pregnancy ruins a woman's stomach in a lot of cases.
Bloodyvalentine549
Or a post weight loss surgery patient.
QueenAmy
It really doesn't. It can and many cases of "ruined"stomachs are from pregnancy but it's also the foods and exercise you get. Look across
The globe. Not only isn't it an international problem but the body that some do get isn't seen as "ruined". I was in better shape after my
Kids than I am now. Taco Bell and Netflix "ruined" my body
Squeleton
Plenty of men like some belly or extra you. Women are so insecure about their bods but 90% of the time we just think "nice, wanna kiss that"
KaiFly
Yea, yea, yea, but what spanx are those?!??!?
Tundrareiter2
Kylo Ren's hate this simple trick
TurbulentShart
LIES!!!
TheMemeForge
THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!!!
f4m0us4m0s
Lithronax
KingWeeners
ChrisMorray
Get that fat tag outta here! She ain't fat at all, she just has extra skin fron being fat/pregnant formerly.
MysteryHamSandwich
v
StunnedGoofy
Why his head is so big?
The truth is out there.
CommanderTy
This comment isn't getting the upvotes it deserves.
LoveIsLoveWins
varies
MrWeedlyNeverJones
impressive...wonder how many people I walk by each day are wearing these?
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
Well, if one has gone through a drastic weight loss such as post birth bod, the skins all stretchy and pooch...so many I'd think
Zeph79
AgentHomo
Does it work on 300lb men?
BarfTittiesGalore
Spanx?
youjackass
Yes?
SippyTurtle
You're welcome.
Fuckin finally, you said it.... +1
Nah, it's another name but yeah
mickytease
Wait... did you just answer your own question?
It's my way of personally ruling out wrong answers and a little bit of CYA in case I was way off and I took this limitless pill earlier.
FarNorthFarLeft
What's CYA mean?
scnottaken
Blyat
riddmkidd
Cover your ass
M235469
The general name is shapewear.
They come in all shapes and sizes. Overboob, underboob, different waist and leg lengths, etc. (I sell these, I don't wear them)
The ladies. They love them.
I refuse to believe they don't roll down. Please tell me the correct name so I can buy one. "Shapewear" is the generic name, not brand.
Captaintippie
I have a couple Maidenwear ones I like. Theyre soft and comfy and don't roll if they're the right size
AtWestEnd
Quality ones don't, altho the wife had one cheap pair that did. Apparently not comfortable tho, she's out of hers the first second she can b
SnivellusSnape
Dude. Shapewear = Jeans, Spanx = Levi's. The item is CALLED Shapewear, there are too many brands to name.
lokishadowgirl
I need me one o'those
RuKosopaty
I had few of those - they tend to roll down, be totally useless and horribly uncomfortable.
Insomniacmother
No you need a couple, 2 whole bodysuits under dresses, and two pants for everyday use... use these everyday...
Women are almost anywhere you've ever been. Throughout the spandex human history and lycra-ly even prehistory. Just compress your standards.
Aibell125
Ditto. Pregnancy was NOT kind to me
rustySpaceBaroness
Right
RaVaNblue
No, you need to go and exercise!
Have you read nothing on this entire comment board? General consensus is this woman just had a baby or an Adkins diet, either way...
fuck off
370zSteve
I need three of those
kamkor1
5 of those
LadyWidebottom
10
Tree fiddy
omglandshark
Username checks out
Crawmak
SOLD!
TheGhostOfBobDole
OBJECTION!
PoppaRocker
This is why I have trust issues
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
I agree man but skin removal surgery is expensive. This is what happens when you lose weight.
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Maybe don't judge people in the flatness of their stomach then? Silly thing to lose trust over.
Ealadon
Yeah, this is about the weird deception (if it was something that was always done and noticeable when not worn). It is akin to a lie.
ThaEnder
I think the judgement is for the deception.
UsernameTakenObviously
Don't talk shit. People are allowed to not find fat people attractive.
shouldiactlikeicare
She’s not fat, though?
She's not a healthy weight is what I'm saying and it's ok for people to not be attracted to that.
PoopAndOtherEnjoyableThings
How does she appear to be at an unhealthy weight? She's probably postpartum and simply has excess skin. Not excess fat. Damn.
Corin
As a fat person, amen. Fat is genuinely unattractive on a universal level, and fat fetishes are kind of creepy, honestly.
Of course it’s ok to not be attracted to this and that, but she is not fat, and certainly not unhealthy fat
ISmellManFlesh
As a chick, this shit doesn't really work if you're just chubby. This looks more like extra skin or munted belly muscles from pregnancy.
razalude
You get weird bulges and the roll down!
kerimarie23x
Legit I’m curvy on the hips not on the tummy and this does not work for me
MsSchadenfraulein
Not to mention incredibly uncomfortable!
wiskinator
Munted is the best word
KjTheLightning
well if you don't have the money to pay for extra skin/fat removal surgery, i think this would work well, and hey as lon gas it works...
Hippehpanda
I use something similar to smooth out my tummy when I’m wearing tight clothes, it’s called snug high waisted tights and much cheaper.
UpvoteGenerator
It's for post pregnancy to help resize your expanded uteris. :)
Franky192
"munted" havent heard that one in a while :D
candiduscorvus
It probably is that.
arelmcii
As a man, that was my first thought.
tw0B
Skin? Sorry, no. It's fat. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9Yc36GCAAAPVMI.jpg
You're kind of an idiot, did you know that?
I am so sorry your feelings are hurt princess. Still enjoying eating poop?
https://i.imgflip.com/1r279s.jpg
nothingmakessenseinthisusername
You're Australian aren't you, or is munted an international term?
orangeisthenewbasic
Yea what's it mean guv'ner
finnthepokeman
i'm not 100% sure on munted, but here in the UK we definitely use the word munter
MajorStedeBonnet
Geordie/Scottish too
Ampersand355
I tried these on once, smoothed out my sides great. Profile view though made me look like humpty dumpty. I was just an oval.
pigstails
I wear these under skin tight dresses, smoothes everything nicely
Loveshanks
Yeah it doesn't work for me at all. I go from awesome hourglass albeit a jiggly one to being a weirdly smoothed blob.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Agreed. I swear I look fatter or look like I have a beer gut when I wear this shit
For the record, I'm 5"4 170lbs and have no children. I just like carbs and beer
Same! I'm 5'11" and average size but when I wear these things, even expensive ones, I look like a sausage casing filled with too much meat.
arbitrarium
Hehe... Munted
tomhvrdyy
For me it doesn't make me look any thinner, but it definitely makes me less lumpy.
radicalflaarqueen
definitely cinches my waist a lot
NuggetsForKitty
I wear one daily and I'm over 200lbs. I look so much smaller with it on
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
More power to you. I’m 200 and you couldn’t pay me enough to wear those on the daily
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
I will pass on the Dress rather than deal with being uncomfortable. I just don’t like the faff
It's more called being recently broken up with after 4 years and i feel too self concious to even leave the house after gaining 50lbs
Larirari
Or when they start to roll down...
forestfinagle
Or when you need to pee
redbob5k
was wondering how itd be possible. I didnt think it be normal to sort of "deflate" like that
Soft skin like this gif, most likely post-pregnancy belly or post-weight loss. So not fat so much as skin being mushed.
StalkerSeal
Are these uncomfortable? Like do they feel extremely tight?
I wear one daily and you get use to it
mechanicalchaos
If you get it in the right size they are just fine, and I'm pretty picky about tight clothing. Now the heat levels are another story...
thisisaddictive
Yes. My back ached after wearing one for a day. Since it pushes your fat, the fat in turn puts pressure on your back I guess.
ShortblackFlatwhite
If you have munted belly muscles from pregnancy, these are extremely comfortable.
Rubybluemonkey
Very
Recovering9gagger
Mine keep rolling down over time, I'm constantly fixing it
Nope. Anyone who is uncomfortable is incorrectly wearing too-small a size thinking it'll work better. Mine are tremendous and i'm big.
SquidShadeyWadey
Did somebody say corset syndrome
mechanimated
It varies, but yes there is some compression by nature.
curiouscatlearns
It was uncomfortable when I was fat, but now that I lost weight I use to help with loose skin and its great for my back.
i guess it is wrongly advertised(by op?) then,actual magic doesn't exist, and you can't remove fat(properly) by any way other than gym&diet.
brassinpocket
Very. The best part is when you bend over to tie your shoe and it rolls down. Like a can of dough exploding...
bizarrelovetriangle
Oh god that is the worstttt
BumFacedGoat
Gah, I hate that! Such an awful feeling and so awkward trying to wiggle and unroll the fabric without looking like a complete tool.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Oh, god, I remember that roll down from having to wear pantyhose! Fuck that!
JustHereToPostPicturesOfMyDog
This particular one has boning in it so it doesn’t roll down! Worth the $12 but not the month wait for it to be delivered from China.
Its like wearing a godamned scuba suit... as 100% polyester the funk gets pretty bad...
oh my god I'mdying.
iluvbunbuns
I call it "The Yeasty Beastys"
CharliefuckingBronson
Mastertothewakingworld
sadtreefriend
I miss invader zim, that cartoon was ahead of its time.
thatNEchaaahm
I need one, how do I make that happen
EngravedToaster
Monies.
alecxi
Legit impressive
Andalite
As a guy who's currently trying to lose weight so he doesn't have a flabby stomach anymore, I'm gonna need someone to link me to that
sharkpartyx
just google spanx
W92Baj
Most sports equipment stores stock tops of similar material that do the same thing without destroying your plums
Iammoe
somebodies had a kid. neat way of hiding it
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Or at least lost a bunch of weight
boukmark
"Autobots, roll out" sound
goxpal350
Girdle of 1000 Sit-ups, Save vs Illusion.
Milkboy101
That looks comfy as hell. I love tight under clothes but not tight over clothes...
oopsididitagain51
atarujun
I recognize this from an anime, driving me nuts trying to remember name ...
BakaWakka
Sailor Moon. Or one of its many clones...
atarujun
I thought about that. I dont think its SM. I could be wrong. Clone likely.
BoogerDiva
Ulfzark
ItsNoir
Seen this before, and I want to assume she is a mother. Pregnancy ruins a woman's stomach in a lot of cases.
Bloodyvalentine549
Or a post weight loss surgery patient.
QueenAmy
It really doesn't. It can and many cases of "ruined"stomachs are from pregnancy but it's also the foods and exercise you get. Look across
QueenAmy
The globe. Not only isn't it an international problem but the body that some do get isn't seen as "ruined". I was in better shape after my
QueenAmy
Kids than I am now. Taco Bell and Netflix "ruined" my body
Squeleton
Plenty of men like some belly or extra you. Women are so insecure about their bods but 90% of the time we just think "nice, wanna kiss that"
KaiFly
Yea, yea, yea, but what spanx are those?!??!?
Tundrareiter2
Kylo Ren's hate this simple trick
TurbulentShart
LIES!!!
TheMemeForge
THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!!!
f4m0us4m0s
Lithronax
KingWeeners
ChrisMorray
Get that fat tag outta here! She ain't fat at all, she just has extra skin fron being fat/pregnant formerly.
MysteryHamSandwich
StunnedGoofy
Why his head is so big?
MysteryHamSandwich
The truth is out there.
CommanderTy
This comment isn't getting the upvotes it deserves.
LoveIsLoveWins
varies
MrWeedlyNeverJones
impressive...wonder how many people I walk by each day are wearing these?
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
Well, if one has gone through a drastic weight loss such as post birth bod, the skins all stretchy and pooch...so many I'd think
Zeph79
AgentHomo
Does it work on 300lb men?
BarfTittiesGalore
Spanx?
youjackass
Yes?
SippyTurtle
You're welcome.
BarfTittiesGalore
Fuckin finally, you said it.... +1
BarfTittiesGalore
Nah, it's another name but yeah
mickytease
Wait... did you just answer your own question?
BarfTittiesGalore
It's my way of personally ruling out wrong answers and a little bit of CYA in case I was way off and I took this limitless pill earlier.
FarNorthFarLeft
What's CYA mean?
scnottaken
Blyat
riddmkidd
Cover your ass
M235469
The general name is shapewear.
M235469
They come in all shapes and sizes. Overboob, underboob, different waist and leg lengths, etc. (I sell these, I don't wear them)
BarfTittiesGalore
The ladies. They love them.
FarNorthFarLeft
I refuse to believe they don't roll down. Please tell me the correct name so I can buy one. "Shapewear" is the generic name, not brand.
Captaintippie
I have a couple Maidenwear ones I like. Theyre soft and comfy and don't roll if they're the right size
AtWestEnd
Quality ones don't, altho the wife had one cheap pair that did. Apparently not comfortable tho, she's out of hers the first second she can b
SnivellusSnape
Dude. Shapewear = Jeans, Spanx = Levi's. The item is CALLED Shapewear, there are too many brands to name.
lokishadowgirl
I need me one o'those
RuKosopaty
I had few of those - they tend to roll down, be totally useless and horribly uncomfortable.
Insomniacmother
No you need a couple, 2 whole bodysuits under dresses, and two pants for everyday use... use these everyday...
scnottaken
Women are almost anywhere you've ever been. Throughout the spandex human history and lycra-ly even prehistory. Just compress your standards.
Aibell125
Ditto. Pregnancy was NOT kind to me
rustySpaceBaroness
Right
RaVaNblue
No, you need to go and exercise!
EngravedToaster
Have you read nothing on this entire comment board? General consensus is this woman just had a baby or an Adkins diet, either way...
lokishadowgirl
fuck off
370zSteve
I need three of those
kamkor1
5 of those
LadyWidebottom
10
EngravedToaster
Tree fiddy
omglandshark
Username checks out
Crawmak
SOLD!
TheGhostOfBobDole
OBJECTION!
PoppaRocker
This is why I have trust issues
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
I agree man but skin removal surgery is expensive. This is what happens when you lose weight.
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Maybe don't judge people in the flatness of their stomach then? Silly thing to lose trust over.
Ealadon
Yeah, this is about the weird deception (if it was something that was always done and noticeable when not worn). It is akin to a lie.
ThaEnder
I think the judgement is for the deception.
UsernameTakenObviously
Don't talk shit. People are allowed to not find fat people attractive.
shouldiactlikeicare
She’s not fat, though?
UsernameTakenObviously
She's not a healthy weight is what I'm saying and it's ok for people to not be attracted to that.
PoopAndOtherEnjoyableThings
How does she appear to be at an unhealthy weight? She's probably postpartum and simply has excess skin. Not excess fat. Damn.
Corin
As a fat person, amen. Fat is genuinely unattractive on a universal level, and fat fetishes are kind of creepy, honestly.
shouldiactlikeicare
Of course it’s ok to not be attracted to this and that, but she is not fat, and certainly not unhealthy fat
ISmellManFlesh
As a chick, this shit doesn't really work if you're just chubby. This looks more like extra skin or munted belly muscles from pregnancy.
razalude
You get weird bulges and the roll down!
kerimarie23x
Legit I’m curvy on the hips not on the tummy and this does not work for me
MsSchadenfraulein
Not to mention incredibly uncomfortable!
wiskinator
Munted is the best word
KjTheLightning
well if you don't have the money to pay for extra skin/fat removal surgery, i think this would work well, and hey as lon gas it works...
Hippehpanda
I use something similar to smooth out my tummy when I’m wearing tight clothes, it’s called snug high waisted tights and much cheaper.
UpvoteGenerator
It's for post pregnancy to help resize your expanded uteris. :)
Franky192
"munted" havent heard that one in a while :D
candiduscorvus
It probably is that.
arelmcii
As a man, that was my first thought.
tw0B
Skin? Sorry, no. It's fat. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9Yc36GCAAAPVMI.jpg
PoopAndOtherEnjoyableThings
You're kind of an idiot, did you know that?
tw0B
I am so sorry your feelings are hurt princess. Still enjoying eating poop?
tw0B
https://i.imgflip.com/1r279s.jpg
nothingmakessenseinthisusername
You're Australian aren't you, or is munted an international term?
orangeisthenewbasic
Yea what's it mean guv'ner
finnthepokeman
i'm not 100% sure on munted, but here in the UK we definitely use the word munter
MajorStedeBonnet
Geordie/Scottish too
Ampersand355
I tried these on once, smoothed out my sides great. Profile view though made me look like humpty dumpty. I was just an oval.
pigstails
I wear these under skin tight dresses, smoothes everything nicely
Loveshanks
Yeah it doesn't work for me at all. I go from awesome hourglass albeit a jiggly one to being a weirdly smoothed blob.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Agreed. I swear I look fatter or look like I have a beer gut when I wear this shit
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
For the record, I'm 5"4 170lbs and have no children. I just like carbs and beer
ISmellManFlesh
Same! I'm 5'11" and average size but when I wear these things, even expensive ones, I look like a sausage casing filled with too much meat.
arbitrarium
Hehe... Munted
tomhvrdyy
For me it doesn't make me look any thinner, but it definitely makes me less lumpy.
radicalflaarqueen
definitely cinches my waist a lot
NuggetsForKitty
I wear one daily and I'm over 200lbs. I look so much smaller with it on
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
More power to you. I’m 200 and you couldn’t pay me enough to wear those on the daily
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
I will pass on the Dress rather than deal with being uncomfortable. I just don’t like the faff
NuggetsForKitty
It's more called being recently broken up with after 4 years and i feel too self concious to even leave the house after gaining 50lbs
Larirari
Or when they start to roll down...
forestfinagle
Or when you need to pee
redbob5k
was wondering how itd be possible. I didnt think it be normal to sort of "deflate" like that
SnivellusSnape
Soft skin like this gif, most likely post-pregnancy belly or post-weight loss. So not fat so much as skin being mushed.
StalkerSeal
Are these uncomfortable? Like do they feel extremely tight?
NuggetsForKitty
I wear one daily and you get use to it
mechanicalchaos
If you get it in the right size they are just fine, and I'm pretty picky about tight clothing. Now the heat levels are another story...
thisisaddictive
Yes. My back ached after wearing one for a day. Since it pushes your fat, the fat in turn puts pressure on your back I guess.
ShortblackFlatwhite
If you have munted belly muscles from pregnancy, these are extremely comfortable.
Rubybluemonkey
Very
Recovering9gagger
Mine keep rolling down over time, I'm constantly fixing it
SnivellusSnape
Nope. Anyone who is uncomfortable is incorrectly wearing too-small a size thinking it'll work better. Mine are tremendous and i'm big.
SquidShadeyWadey
Did somebody say corset syndrome
mechanimated
It varies, but yes there is some compression by nature.
curiouscatlearns
It was uncomfortable when I was fat, but now that I lost weight I use to help with loose skin and its great for my back.
KjTheLightning
i guess it is wrongly advertised(by op?) then,actual magic doesn't exist, and you can't remove fat(properly) by any way other than gym&diet.
brassinpocket
Very. The best part is when you bend over to tie your shoe and it rolls down. Like a can of dough exploding...
bizarrelovetriangle
Oh god that is the worstttt
BumFacedGoat
Gah, I hate that! Such an awful feeling and so awkward trying to wiggle and unroll the fabric without looking like a complete tool.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Oh, god, I remember that roll down from having to wear pantyhose! Fuck that!
JustHereToPostPicturesOfMyDog
This particular one has boning in it so it doesn’t roll down! Worth the $12 but not the month wait for it to be delivered from China.
Insomniacmother
Its like wearing a godamned scuba suit... as 100% polyester the funk gets pretty bad...
bizarrelovetriangle
oh my god I'mdying.
iluvbunbuns
I call it "The Yeasty Beastys"