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MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
http://imgur.com/user/bobothons
MRW I'm letting my dog out at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month and I see Batman masturbating in my neighbors sprinklers.
http://imgur.com/user/gilsuhwan
MFW I'm watching television at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month and I hear people freaking out in front of my house and look out to see a guy in a Batman suit masturbating in my sprinklers.
http://imgur.com/user/Kythol
MRW I'm watching my neighbor masturbate near my sprinkler wearing a Batman costume at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
http://imgur.com/user/IPostedWhat
MRW I'm trying to sleep and my neighbors make a ruckus at this guy who masturbates near my neighbors sprinkler wearing a Batman costume at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
http://imgur.com/user/dickspickle
MRW I finally catch the fucker that has been masturbating in my sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month
http://imgur.com/user/tenderpencils
stillcleaning
GOLD. Fucking GOLD.
mrssugar
I love this site. Too bad I can't explain it to anyone IRL.
prf007
I want to move to this neighborhood.
DJai
And then there's that one dude who reaps the karma of putting them all together.
kittendragon7
Yay! The whole chronicle!
fecklar
he must shoot skittles out of his penis for so many to be aware of his masturbation schedule
muskoxmuskets
You know what I can't get off without it so deal with it
HokageAshKetchup
Good man for citing all his sources. Great man
hidingthings
That was the ultimate
MattieJack
Shit like this is what makes me want to stop coming :/
FrostyLady
I saw it unfold, and it was beautiful.
benjenrivers
The rare repost with credit, +1
asentientpenguin
Darkheartwarriorcat
Now bane masterbates in front of the batcave... that sounded like fifty shades of grey
mevale
That last one looks like Leo has a fat booty...
danjo
Hey, the David Tennant one was good too. And there were one or two other good ones as well.
thegreatblacksby
This should happen more often...all the references for a joke in one post...imagine one for inthewayguy...
Mcknizzle
I've been waiting for this. Thank you. Please update if you see fit
rugmi8080
http://musingsonmatters.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/graham_chapman_stop_that_silly.jpg
namelesscynic
I don't see what's the big deal about Batman reseeding somebody's lawn.
Nicousagi
Heh.
deathimage
Kek
ILoveToMakeBadJokesUsingPaint
You have a lot of different personalities don't you?
interuptingcow
does not everyone?
captainsanchez
Awesome.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
What movie is the Leo one from?
1999eclipse
I can't stop watching that gif...
dickspickle
It was hard for me to post it, but i overcame it.
pennemin
The Basketball Diaries. (It's pretty great.)
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
can you link a place to watch it
pennemin
I'm afraid not, I've had it on DVD from years.
Nicousagi
The whole chronicle. I love it.
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
I'd buy it for a dollar
jasonthemcclain
That Jack Nicholson gif makes the whole thing work for me.
theopposite
I read this as "The Whore Chronicle". Close enough.
Pep95
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/09/i_love_it_from_tomskas_coming_out-85631.gif
danielsdesk
The Dark Knight Rises From Public Masturbation
rightinthefeels13
This is my favorite post of the month.... hands down! (but not in my pants... i swear)
Magnivore
I was going to add to this but it seems now it would be too late.
UndulatingTerrain
The Batsturbation Chronicle.
N0083rP00F
mattjs89
bobothons
I've started a legacy of peoples reaction to me masturbating in my neighbors sprinklers a 3:32 am every third Tuesday of the month as batman
DeannaZone
When I move to Idaho, I am making sprinklers work only on that day and time also there will be a free potato salad and a rain coat waiting<3
AmericanAirlines
You have also inspired my neighbors to spontaneously start flash mobs of masturbating in front of my sprinklers...in batman costumes...
dickspickle
If you can't beat em, join em.
ZOMGNO
bobothons, in case you haven't heard it enough... thank you for your Batman post. It was the best part of my day <3
Americanada
Thanks for posting something that got me a comment with 4k points :D
MoribundStockton
You...you made a thing
rightinthefeels13
I cant look away from this. I am laughing all over again every time I glance at this.
SpaghettiGiver
Plot-twist; this is real and there isn't an inside joke, just neighbors venting their frustration.
redfoxinthegarden
Plot Twist inside the Plot Twist; You're the man masturbating on the sprinklers at 3:32 am of every third Tuesday of every month.
stutteringbob
Well, whatever it is, I stopped masturbating outside in the middle of the night. Just to be safe.
BobthePlumberDude
Shit, people know I do this?! Time to find some new, female neighbors.
dickspickle
Yup.
Revolution77
Thanks to these imgurians @bobothons @gilsuhwan @Kythol @IPostedWhat @dickspickle
JizzOnYourBeard
Richard Spickle had really cruel parents.
lorddice
It's only 2:20 and I'm getting sleepy, maybe I'll just run out there and get it over with. It's the last Tuesday off the month but.....
Revolution77
You too @tenderpencils for a great conclusion.
tenderpencils
yay
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
I saw one with commissioner Gordon saying "It was the batman"
bobothons
No thank you @Revolution77
1AMTHEBATMAN
Also, thanks to me. The guy masturbating at 3:32 am every third thursday
nickrad
+1 for dickspickle
dickspickle
http://imgur.com/TocuF50.gif
DerpyDavid
You forgot me .. :< http://imgur.com/pXC1w7v
IPostedWhat
Well, you got way more points than I did with my post, so congrats. I expect the check is already in the mail?
dickspickle
Hell i don't care if i get paid, i just want some peace and quiet at night.
rightinthefeels13
I laughed out loud for a straight three minutes reading this. I cried a little. then started all over again. You sir, are incredible.
dickspickle
This is glorious! you did a great job, guy.
Ilikeboobies
I can't get enough of your ulster name
dickspickle
Soak it all up, cus/lSbBuFI
psychiatrycat
dickspickle
OH SNAP IT'S TRUMPET
Dutcher
Inspired me to do this:
boredomboredomboredom
Shouldn't it be imgurnal
andy1898
send it to user sub. I promise you it wont take long for it to reach front page.
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andy1898
Im here to help
luepola
PLEASE DO MORE
Oinkgur
Stensticles
Fantastic. +1 for you
IPromiseIWillNeverDie
haha this is amazing
graythirteen
Ooh i like these. A new issue per month; mayhaps?
Dutcher
Possibly, if inspiring things happen this month. I'll keep track of it :)
graythirteen
Neat! Looking forward to it :)
Revolution77
HOLY SHIT!! I NEVER MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE B4!! I'VE BEEN WAITING OVER A YEAR TO USE THIS GIF!!
6113
Nice GIF
DrSpice
That is now my new favorite gif.
Revolution77
I thought it was going to be more like this http://imgur.com/COxM9eU.gif
wheresthebaby
Congrats!
414nametoolong
Complete with 69 points.
ninmonkey
It's simple. Masturbation and batman. Instant win.
JasonForge
You made it. The daunting task has been completed. We salute you, who now art a God of His Peers. We will remember the name... Revolution77
tummycat
No we won't.
Ei8htySe7en
That gif is fucking glorious!
jessicarrr
Worth it.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Why did you wait so long. You could have been here long ago.
dickspickle
WE DID IT TOGETHER MAN KEEP DANCING YOUR LIL HEART OUT
Revolution77
I thought it was going to be more like this http://imgur.com/COxM9eU.gif
dickspickle
You made it, bro. Welcome, to the Front Page! Want an Award Winning recipe?
impulsivepassion
not sure if dick spickle or dicks pickle.
Pintobeans
Why not both? :D
slanger
imgur: a tangled mess of inside jokes
YaBoyAbeLincoln
Imagine what a colony of Imgurians would be like if everyone actually went outside and had the same personality they did online. Dear god.
MrFox88
Being the 1000th up vote was beyond satisfying
slanger
I thank you for your contribution.
LadyMiena
This perfectly explains this site.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
so does my usename
HellMel
http://imgur.com/tyGExZq That's kind of how inside jokes work.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
3 years later
netharia
Doesn't explain #TeamToaster (two years later)
JonquilPls
I was Gone for 12 hours 12 FUCKING HOURS! And this is what I see, post's about A guy in a Batman Costume Masturbating on his neighbors lawn.
rainbownarwhal
only imgur can understand imgur
masterchiefan
What is an Imgur? A tangled mess of inside jokes!
NeoDarkElf
Wibbly wobbly jokey wokey stuff.
BidoofOfDestiny
Yes.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I AM RELEVANT!!!
BaconBitzKB
A lot of times they get annoying though... This is coming from someone who browses Imgur every day.
AetherMcLoud
It's like Arrested Development: the website.
Griffy11
Caw ka caw ka caw!
mysterion599
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog?
idownvoteplottwist
Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!
TheDon850
All I have to do is say "The safe" and everyone freaks out. I don't blame them. I still cry at night because of it.
TravNel
Good. Fuck outside people.
HeyIjustmetyouandthisismyusername
Fuck the outernet!
takeanumber
Fuck outside, people.
fngrnayls
I've been on this site over and year and still don't understand some things. (Like Potato photos? why is bad camera potato?)
nojustsayitdont
Ever try and take a photo with potato. I have, and it doesn't focus very well and is very low rez.
JustCallMeBean
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato
teeph
I always thought it was a Portal 2 reference from when Glados (evil computer) was a potato.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Potato is not exclusive. Toaster, Microwave, any non-camera object can be used to mock the poor quality of a photo. It doesn't go deeper.
fngrnayls
HOW DOES IT NOT GO DEEPER?? I'd been hoping to discover some exciting story. I'm somewhat crestfallen. haha
travypants
Don't worry. I'm with you. Potato was one of the refs still lost on me. I think its in reference to IG filters.
JustCallMeBean
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato