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Srraxarrakex
#3 is incorrect at least on the coffee part. Norway is second in the world in coffee consumption PER CAPITA, after FINLAND.
MadamPuddifoot
#36 I work at a paper plant that cuts and stamps cardboard boxes, I never have to worry about needing a box!
burglarsonlarceny
#16 just spending time with your bros is the Yakuzzi.
Futchm
#28 if I had a 5 centimes for every time Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtenstein, I'd have 15 centimes. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened three times.
cuddleskunk
If you *really* want to feel old...the original Terminator will be having its 40-year anniversary in 5 months. Or...if you want closer context...Stargate will be having its 30-year anniversary in 5 months.
ICanStopScrollingAnyTime
On Terminator's 50th anniversary it will be used as a historical information.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
#1 Their union produces wax paper.
amp99
#5
KaptenN
He hoped for somewhere between 12001 and 12003 spears.
alphanius
#10 both of them might kill you afterwards tho
FallingStar7669
American one will shoot you and ditch your body in a back-alley dumpster, European one will just casually erase you from the history books.
Futchm
#9 this is mynock country
Yakeshinu
justaguyinthebackrow
KalypsoKirin
#12 Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest is exactly as good now as it was in theaters. They were very light with the CG and put a lot of practical effects in.
tesseract4d2
#27 i hope there was a single frame from goatse 37 seconds before the end.
Shaodyn
#4 "I can't legally say you should pirate my stuff, but..."
VanessaBludgeons
Is there a good option for Android?
Jinxies
Stealing from corporations is always morally justified.
Shaodyn
Yeah, but legally, he can't endorse piracy.
eleonorae
#1 Wasps aren't evil, just misunderstood. Most people get stung because they accidentally or on purpose slap or crush a wasp. They're pollinators too, and I think it's pretty amazing that they figured out how to make paper long before we did.
Carl99
Giant Asian Hornets however can go get lost right fast.
purgruv
đź’š
Muppetman18
#27
HinderingB00m
#1 Bees, making you beelieve their vomit is candy and their cousins that really want to be left alone are villains.
TheFontSnob
#39 I would 100% watch this movie, except it would have Adam Sandler in it.
Cirq21
The guy on the right looks like Farva
JustSomePersonThere
#25 always downvote food waste.
MaxIn
#25 can someone explain this for my other, dumber personality?
errrikblack
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adultswim82
Lyrics to Hollaback girl: this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-a
adultswim82
oops, typo. yes it's b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
somnif
"This shit is bananas" is a line in one of her songs ('Hollaback Girl').
MaxIn
Ah i feel less dumb now, never listen to her
moxythree
#2 it’s very real.
sircowdog
I didn't know this was defined. I've been doing this my whole life.
Semiflaccid
My entire adult life
NinetiesBoomer
Kid life too
AntyMatter
#19 F***, I'd be standing far away from that thing. It's waiting to blow!
AbdulMasaiev
#3 If anyone has something reliable to support the 9% of world's Pepsi Max consumption stat, please share? I wanted to pass this along but I've been burned too many times to do so without checking with an actual source, and I just couldn't find one.
Pheehelm
#2
kojenk
#10 Both will fuck you up
yaddiex3
That's a school bus?
Drix1942
#1 I'd never heard the word "augur" up till now, and I googled it because I had a suspicion it would have been added to the simulation through an update just recently; I KNEW IT!! :D (/s)
Alistairetheblu
From 2003:
tantallous
i don't know that i'd seen it as a verb like that but "auguries" (noun) is something i knew and read about 30 years ago at least.
Drix1942
That's what an agent program would say.
DaJoW
#3 Little of that is accurate. For one Finland tops coffee consumption. The US isn't in the top 10.
Jonson71
Yeah, scrolled down to say this. So radiantly obviously wrong.
vcgetdown
Even if it was accurate they don't understand per capita because 0 chance Norwegians eat more total tacos than usa and even if they eat more per capita (I don't believe it but..) they then say Norway only has 5 million people as if that makes any difference per capita
mattbl
You mean per capita?
fruust
If you call brown water "coffee" just like Brits and Americans do they might be in the top 5
Cirq21
Um… excuse me, but most Americans don’t drink “brown water” and call it coffee. It must also be half sugar!
AlexSomething
Same with manga. I doubt Norway beats France (which was #2 for a long time, maybe still is) unless it's per capita.
DatDarthCaedus
Well it says "comic books", not "manga". So might be true. But yeah, I have my doubts.
AlexSomething
My bad, I read Japan and instantly went with manga.
But it's just as difficult to believe since the French comic books market is 3rd/4th overall (big 4 are Japan, South Korea, the US and France).
Unless again it's per capita but the post has no details and no sources so...
PanNonOpticon
The combination of drinking 9% of world production pf pepsi max and second in coffee consumption... Norwegians are really taking the piss.
If it's true.
soromon
Classics released in 2004: The Aviator, The Life Aquatic, Mean Girls, A Very Long Engagement, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kung Fu Hustle, Primer
mukon
Million Dollar Baby
BoominGranny
Kill Bill vol. 2
bloodbloodbloodblood
Kung Fu Hustle!! Hell yeah!!
MadamPuddifoot
I have seen 2 of these. đź«Ł
nothingunused
I think I've only seen one, Shaun of the Dead. I'd say I will get around to watching the others, but let's face it, my watchlist is already full of things I'll never get to.
ZippidyDoo
Plus 1 for primer definitely
azgrak
The 5th Element is to old to qualify.
Lugh314159
Howl's Moving Castle, Dodgeball .... quite a few, actually: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/world/2004/
groovinlow
Team Zizzooooou-ooooo-hoooo-ooo-uuuu, underwater, I love you...
tzahtman
Both the OST and the album of Portuguese covers of David Bowie songs by Seu Jorge were excellent.
tesseract4d2
Primer still hurts my brain (in a good way tho)
SyntheticCK
For a low budget movie, I thought it was pretty good. Some great wtf moments.
tesseract4d2
Absolutely. The party still confuses me. Need to go and watch it again. Been a few years
SyntheticCK
I think in the party scene he was testing out retconning his own story by removing the bullets in the gun since he knew the guy was gonna pull it out, making him seem the hero. If you really want to add to the confusion, check out the Primer timeline. https://i.sstatic.net/FwEK0.jpg
soromon
If you liked these, browse my list for other movies to catch up on: https://letterboxd.com/soromon/list/solomons-abcs-of-great-movies/detail
Mickp81
I’ve seen at least 32% of those.
LiteralMe
Boondock Saints, KIDS, American Beauty, God Bless America ? Didn’t make the cut or haven’t seen? Good list though, a few I haven’t seen that I will check out
soromon
Seen the first 3. They were good when they came out but nothing I'd bother rewatching.
MoonMoon89
shitheadtookmyname
A ton. Broke back, behind enemy lines, Shrek, super troopers, knights tale, fellowship, moulin rouge, monsters Inc, and that's just 2001!
johnxbear
https://youtube.com/shorts/jjdFHy3epdE?si=Nl-EC5XTib7TIdoW
Potts
I'm glad to find this here
AtaSeaParks
Starship Troopers, The Matrix, Galaxy Quest.
ActionJohnnie
2004 Return of the King was winning Oscar’s along with Master and Commander.
Zange0
Oceans are now battlefields
wagnus
Ya know YA GOTTA LOTTA NERVE COMING IN HERE WITH THAT
OffendedSkeleton
You’d better HOLD FAST!
pstride846
The boondock saints
Vortexhelios320
The first Transformers is 'almost' 20 years old now, from 2007. I think it at least follows the spirit of the rules if not the letter.
TheEvenPrez
Upside, inside out!
rbudrick
Boy ya turn me 🎵
MrNecrophile
Hey why don't you fucking fuck yourself with that shit
(i.e. How dare you)
+1
MoonMoon89
wagnus
Right? I hissed at them after reading their message
NarratesTheDarkerStory
*a montage begins with me in a lab typing on a computer checking test tubes, writing in a journal* Results are in, this is the best response; a hiss
FetteredJuvenescence
Fuck you.
MoonMoon89
Snooj
Or something a little more recent like The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, or Willow.
randomwalrus
It clearly says 20+ years, so I nominate The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
HighSorcerer
Good movies(2000-2004): American Psycho, Castaway, Gladiator, Snatch, LOTR 1-3, Zoolander, Spirited Away, Big Fish, Bruce Almighty, The Last Samurai, Dodgeball, H&K Go To White Castle, Howl's Moving Castle, Rat Race, Super Troopers, The Bourne Identity, The Count of Monte Cristo, Secondhand Lions, School of Rock, Anchorman, Layer Cake, National Treasure, Phantom of the Opera, Shaun of the Dead, Old School, 28 Days Later, Joe Dirt, Unbreakable, A Beautiful Mind, Pitch Black. Kiss of the Dragon
NOYLL
The Matrix was 1999, would also belong on a great "old" movies list.
justaguyinthebackrow
1999 was a high water mark for movie production. A lot of good movies came out that year.
HighSorcerer
Word. Some 1999 favs: 13th Warrior, Boondock Saints, Detroit Rock City, Dogma, Fight Club, Galaxy Quest, Mystery Men, The World Is Not Enough, The Mummy, Office Space, South Park: BLU, The Phantom Menace, Analyze This, and probably a boatload of others that I just haven't seen or can't remember at 2am.
OblivionCityGuard
Also you have that small trilogy called "lord of the rings" idk if you heard of it
ToastedEggSandwich
idk that sounds like a Sword of Shannara knockoff
iamthisguy247
Is that some kind of art house feature?
tassadar102
Ya man, it was so small they had to film it in a foreign country. I totally knew it before it was cool though.
MoonMoon89
The Incredibles was also released 20 years ago.
westPAguy
Kyen155
toothfuzz
thanks, I was looking for that
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
I hear "20 yrs ago" and my mind instantly goes "Oh the Mid-80's"..... I got old, but most days I am good with that.
TheRealOwl
28 now and when I hear 20 years ago I think oh so during my parents youth, and then it's like no wait that was my youth.
OnlyOneArman
"You're only as old as you think you are!" "I was born in the early 70s, so I'm only... Wait... Oh no. I'm *classic*!"
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
Early 70's myself, The classics never go out of style?
Toqom
Early 80s here. My mind is 20, my body is 60