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Feb 19, 2022 8:28 PM
overheadthealbatross
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Morgrid
I remember this airing new. I'm old
bradesby
https://youtu.be/y0t1C5bvQPQ
sanchodanger
DinoTherapy411
But I'm angry NOW!
awesmond
"I'd shoot you if I had my gun," "yeah well you don't."
casbott
ridureyu
Seanspeed
And gun nuts really enjoy stuff like this and dont understand they're being made fun of.
GhostGuy
The satire is obvious. We just laugh anyway because we understand comedy and can take a joke, unlike some people these days.
FrankBrayman
You need more Dankmus in your life. https://youtu.be/TtbCdqmdfO4
DrLOAC
Mr21782Man
"I'd kill you if I had my gun" ... "Well yah don't"
matthdew
- Convoy people probably
raptorlight3000
So weird that we never saw this in the UK when it came out, only realised as an adult by seeing the memes
tlamstrike
Because when this aired police and military helicopters in the UK were getting shot down by people with guns.
youreathing
Whoa whoa, easy there, Annie Oakley.
copperdomebodhi
Everyone's a law-abiding citizen until they open fire in an elementary school.
WalksWithNoFear
""No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener." - Sledge Hammer - https://youtu.be/-WKM9GDuX0Y
jherazob
"Trust me, i know what i'm doing"
ThatRaccoonGuy
Merica
luxter7
Yet
IllegalAlienFromOuterSpace
Texas, AMIRITE???
Barasu
I think it's Tennessee that is pushing a law that all enhanced carry permits also deputies you as police
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biggerhammertx
In California & Washington D.C. there is... (No .50 Cals)
potatorat45
nothing chambered in *.50 Browning Machine gun*. You can own .50 caliber firearms in other chamberings.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Provided you're in a state that lets you own suppressors. It's amazing the process for buying a full-auto and a suppressor are the same.
cdp6r92jgf5
The Cartridge Family season 9. Episode 5. Still an all time favorite.
dashthefox
Exactly what I was looking for thank you. I'd tuck you into bed tonight if I could.
foreverlurking19
Scene at 2:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_67xn1QC-z0
tlamstrike
shelworth
When I was a kid you could buy just about whatever you wanted from Sears, and we didn't seem to have one percent of the problems of today.
biggerhammertx
Not only Sears but Montgomery Ward & other catalogs too, and the Postman would deliver it right to your door. Good Old Days for Sure!!
shelworth
I remember in the 60s "Grant's for guns" in Costa Mesa, Ca would have "Barrel" days, barrels filled with rifles for 10-20 bucks each.
OdinYggd
Sears was the amazon.com of 100 years ago. They got big, then forgot their heritage, and then got robbed blind by bad managers
SophieClockwise
Smayds
"I've never had plastic surgery. Wait, what's this thread?"
MeisterKleister
ToSisPoS
Iiiit stinks!!
IBentMyWookie
Yes mr Sherman, everything stinks
TheVampireDante
"Coming soon to a US school near you!"
The701
An NRA executive's wet dream.
Jupman
This takes me back. God Inam old.
shawns11385772
Love The Critic!
jayman0123
There's one of these in Cyberpunk 2077
RadioSilenceDW
I love the little pop tab you have to remove first
BradyThomes
That's a blast from the past!
thetrulymaddog1134
What’s this from?
tracereading
Borderlands.
UserguyMcMister
"Staring at it wont change the price!"
RuBisCO1
America
Bracabrad
son of a
AtomicVanillaArtist
The Critic
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I’m confused - was his appearance on the simpsons as A Critic like... a tie-in? Are they the same universe? What’s up with that?
SovietFaxMachine
it stinks! (great show btw, that's just John Lovitz catch phrase in it)
duktayp
"there's a 7 day wait for the gun" ... "7 days? but i'm angry now!"
darqshasbite
Relaaax that just limits you to three handguns or less
youreathing
"I'd kill you if I had my gun!"
Gfazliu
Well you dont
VaultGirl69
I think it's 3 in my state.
spaghettiThunderbolt
0 here. Pass the background check, buy your gun and take it home on the spot. A right delayed is a right denied.
VaultGirl69
That's idiotic. ??
spaghettiThunderbolt
How so? What does 3 days accomplish?
Treestroyer
And queue up the best audio for a montage ever. WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART
tuffsmurf
Lol at the 5 downvotes.
Lobangpuki
*"7 days? But i'm scared now!"
kawkamawaq
As a Canadian. You take a 3day course. Take a written and practical test. Score above 80% on both. Apply with references. 6mo later.
THEcableguy
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
kawkamawaq
It's fantastic!
enderthedefender
Sounds like a lot of rules to keep poor people from owning a gun.
kawkamawaq
Not at all. The course is cheap, given the instructors vast experience. And the paperwork is similar to getting a driving license.
ghesled3
You still have to find three days off work (presumably together) to be able to attend.
kawkamawaq
That's true.
paulbloface
It's a 2 day course, some places split it over 3 evenings to accommodate people. I did it over a weekend, not that burdensome.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Yup. And then you need to apply to purchase a restricted firearm afterwards. Our process/laws need some logical changes but actually
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Having this kind of system is infinitely better than a free for all ownership. But ffs the knee jerk useless restrictions RN
Rkhbusa
Quick ban that it has a pistol grip! Ban that .22 magazine the restricted pistol can accommodate it! What a train wreck.
kawkamawaq
First half I can agree with. To your other point, I would disagree. It's a privilege not a right.
paulbloface
And the privilege should be responsibly regulated. But some of our regulations are unnecessary or just plain illogical. Like I can buy a 1/2
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Agree with privilege, but many of our restrictions are tautological/groundless/sensationalist vs reasonable/effective.
MelodiousDissonance
All for that, and I enjoy practice shooting....and now my state is pushing for no longer even needing to register *beats head against wall*
kawkamawaq
I'm sorry... That's incredibly frustrating. Can you write your governor or support a representative with ideals closer to your own?
MelodiousDissonance
Considering his entire platform involved owning the libs and he we so far as to point a gun at his daughters boyfriend in his campaign add.
MelodiousDissonance
Kind of no point, but an election for his position is coming soon,and the other candadate is sane and has a good chance of winning so I vote
mistaopportunity
Give me a foregrip. "Sir, that's a pistol." I know what I'm about, son.
ReginaKasteen
What about a five-grip?
JakSandrow
Beretta 93R, CZ 75 auto...
Meatmonk3y
BuT tHaT wOuLd MaKe It An SbR
LupusLilium
I do believe that'd be AoW not SBR.
Skawomplious
I think so too. No stock but a foregrip, under a certain length overall, = AOW.
SithShodan
YOU SEE IVAN, WHEN HOLDING PEESTUL LIKE RRRIFLE YOU SHOOT THE MORE ACCURATE
Sleepy360
Under-rated comment!
SithShodan
Someone remembers the old memes! :D
xtreampb
I mean… I’d it’s got the barrel and shroud, yea, your right
CorneliusCornwall
With this one accessory I'll turn this firearm into a felony!
spaghettiThunderbolt
Well, only if it's vertical. An angled foregrip is fine, for whatever fucking reason. Gotta love the ATF.
CorneliusCornwall
[ = jail time but this / is ok
SnackMasterRanger
I actually have an attachment for my pistol that gives it a foregrip and a stock. It's legal but I had to get a 200 dollar tax stamp.
CorneliusCornwall
Legal for a fee*
SnackMasterRanger
They can't have the poor uprising with decent weapons.
xtreampb
More safe
PaintedSlate
Wait, what?
spaghettiThunderbolt
Here's more of a mindfuck: if you own shoelaces in the US, the ATF could argue (and has decided) you own unregistered post-ban machine guns.
PaintedSlate
Fuckimgurcunts
Welcome to gun laws.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Exclusively written by people who know nothing about guns, laws, or existing gun laws.
BlindGibberer
In many places a putting a fore-grip on an otherwise legal gun turns it into something thats felony to possess
Sageypie
To be fair, I feel if you need a fore-grip on a pistol, you maybe shouldn't have that pistol. IE, if you've got that much trouble firing it
PaintedSlate
Good point. It's probably mainly useful if trying to use it like a rifle or if it's on a selective fire pistol.
sorryusernameunavailable
A vertical foregrip on a pistol will make it a short barrel rifle by the National Firearm Act. Without $200 tax is a felony to have.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Not an SBR, it becomes an any other weapon. It'd be an SBR if you tossed a stock on it. A brace you can shoulder like a stock is fine though
parasztarcal
Not an issue that you have it, but it's a capital crime to not pay the fuck up
Skawomplious
Gun control is for the poors.
Skawomplious
A rifle with a barrel under a certain length is a "short barrelled rifle" and requires a special permit to own. Unless it has a 1/
Skawomplious
"forearm brace" instead of a buttstock, which in the BATF's eyes makes it a "pistol" with no permit required. Unless it has a vertical 2/
Skawomplious
vertical foregrip, in which case it's a short barrelled rifle again. The BATF is fucking DRUNK I tell you. /3