Pretty sweet. Eh.

Oct 29, 2025 3:13 PM

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Impressive, but lost it at the kitchen sink

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg I wanna skate on that sheet of ice sooo bad. It looks and sounds absolutely perfect

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then take the 9PM moose to maple syrup class

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I broke my ankle 3 times just watching this

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elbows up titfucker!!!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is just called being drunk and breaking into the local rink on a Tuesday.

The real Canadianship test is taking the Zamboni through the Tim's drive-thru before the RCMP show up.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow they put everything on that rink except the kitchen si-nevermind

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird way to eat Oreos but ok

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first part is like ASMR and then the second part is like one of those ads you get when you're trying to play a free game that makes you play some other game before you can get back to the game you wanted to play

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg so all Canadians can do this?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id fail but its ok you just have to say sorry after and they pass you anyways

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is just one of many tests potential citizens may pick from, but the real test is how many inanimate objects you say sorry to in the process...

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I haven't been able to pass this test since I was 9 or 10.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

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10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The true Canadian citizenship test is tolerating a high school kid who's on a hockey team. They're bigger douche canoes than trust fund baby golfers

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Darryl Boyce. And no, that's not a made up name (other than of course his parents made up half of it).

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think but 2 or 3 of the canadians i know could pass this test, not that I know a lot of canadians

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it 3? Do you know 3 Canadians?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its less than 10 these days, I used to know more but most of those were Quebecois.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I still technically know them, I just haven't talked to or seen them in years

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not normal that i can see the refrigeration line below the ice

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey buddy, you want to go practice some hockey stuff? Yeah sure you betcha let me go grab my 9000 Puck bag

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ope almost forgot my tire

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the walls of a regulation ice hockey rink are not actually vertical.

They can’t make the walls 90 degrees, because the ice would melt.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rink maintenance crews use edging machines to shave down the ice buildup near the boards, which is often thicker due to centrifugal force. The angled board helps facilitate this edging process and prevents a thicker buildup, known as "the bowl effect".

--> I didn't see any mention of this helping to keep the ice from melting

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just going to stop you at "rink maintenance crews use edging machines."

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While still technically correct, the joke doesn't work as well on the Celsius scale.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ice will indeed melt at 90 degrees Celsius :P

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everything AND the kitchen sink

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOL'd at that too

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. I miss playing ice hockey. This looks like so much fun.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything AND the kitchen sink

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn. I thought reciting quotes from Strange Brew or Kids in the Hall would be enough.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let's discuss it in my office. My office, in a submarine.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't forget canadian bacon and men with brooms.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just let them know you are thinking about Tony

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Such beauties.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Jordan Nolan (Jim #3) has lifted the Stanley Cup three times. Twice with LA Kings and once with the St. Louis Blues.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I's was slow to appreciates it, but what a fuckin' feel-good show she was.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's still going

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

allegedly

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's a "tilly"

10 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Watch Shorsey, you'll find out when the Jim's hit the ice!

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A hockey fight.

10 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm glad folks had fun with this.
Thanks bruhhda

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A tilt

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A donnybrook

10 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Pump the brakes.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bru-ha-ha.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Doesn't America beat Canada at this game now? Hokey or whatever?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the round robin, yes. Canada then proceeded to beat America in the gild medal game and we all got to hear O Canada blast through the PA speakers in the heart of one of America's oldest cities during the height of the 51st State bullshit.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you suggesting the US teams aren't full of Canadians?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless Canada's team is a bunch of First Nations, I don't recognize this as a valid argument. Shocker than America and Canada are nations of immigrants.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No idea what this means, but ok.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just OP's way of saying:

Also, for your collection /gallery/so-you-were-looking-letterkenny-gifs-other-dayyy-nF0m9we you're welcome

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol :)

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a stereotype. We have a lot of Europeans, too.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically America is trash at stuff when it doesn’t involve immigrants. Go figure

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol thats every european soccer team aswell.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every country in the West is a nation of immigrants so their teams will necessarily be full of immigrants. The better question is why nations in Europe need immigrants for their teams.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought the Canadian citizenship test was rather or not you could burn down a first nations fishery?

10 months ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 20

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dayum.

10 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Here i am, an American, thinking that it would be determined 100% on the best method to teach and burn down the White House again

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... uhh.. *reach, and burn down...

@DudaciousJustDudacious it was a historical reference, making a joke about the fact that Canada burned down the White House.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whether* or not

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

As a nova scotian that's pretty accurate. We have a god damn lobster mafia on the south shore. Being a bigoted asshole isn't tied to any border

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but "lobster mafia" does sound very Canadian. Should have seen it comin.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Canadian but not Nova Scotian and I audibly sighed at how cutesy it sounds. Why do we always go for the "aw shucks" vibe for everything.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's only in the Atlantic provinces, as the praries dont have much in the way of fishersies

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It has multiple versions. This is version H. Thats version F.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Wait, which version is the one where i have to survive 2 hours locked in a room with 3 canadian geese?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F and U

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

European citizenship is won by calling Americans racist then freaking out a Romani entered the bar.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they were very polite about it...

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually it's starlight tours

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is also the shooting of the sled dogs.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I thought it was stealing all the First Nation's children and forcing your religion onto them on pain of death if they refuse?

10 months ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 12

It was the church using the government and the government was complacent

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s the pre 1995 citizenship test. The current one is to deny that the previous test even existed

10 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 7

They also have the ol "drain a massive lake to create farmland that floods the second the pumps stop and massively changes the local weather patterns because there's always more nature to destroy over there"

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is pretending that their money is your money and getting upset when their money is spent on minor improvements in their life part of the test, or is that just something the bigots adopt naturally after the fact?

10 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Huh?

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The government of Canada holds a vast fortune of money 'in trust' for First Nations groups, and racists hicks in Canada like to loudly whine about it being spent on First Nations interests, and pretend that they've been 'given enough already'...

Which is like whining that your bank keeps letting a neighbour take their money out and refuses to give it to you instead.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That is almost the same as the US except we rounded them up as well as forcing religion and murdering them.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ugh I just knew I couldn't possibly say something negative about any other country than America here without some dummy blindly stepping all over my point with their completely unhelpful whataboutism. Yes moron, America did bad things too, but this post isn't about America, is it?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No it wasn't about America. Mine isn't a "whataboutism" post either, it was a comparison. If any thing it is a supporting comment saying religion and government suck. I am sorry you think you are somehow better than me because you posted a fact first. Useless name calling belies your self contrived superior intelligence.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Since this post isn't about America, you weren't adding to the discussion in any meaningful what, you were just making sure that one of your favorite targets was mentioned

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Here's the kicker: it was the Catholic Church the led the charge in Canada with the federal government's support.

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