The first part is like ASMR and then the second part is like one of those ads you get when you're trying to play a free game that makes you play some other game before you can get back to the game you wanted to play
Rink maintenance crews use edging machines to shave down the ice buildup near the boards, which is often thicker due to centrifugal force. The angled board helps facilitate this edging process and prevents a thicker buildup, known as "the bowl effect".
--> I didn't see any mention of this helping to keep the ice from melting
In the round robin, yes. Canada then proceeded to beat America in the gild medal game and we all got to hear O Canada blast through the PA speakers in the heart of one of America's oldest cities during the height of the 51st State bullshit.
Unless Canada's team is a bunch of First Nations, I don't recognize this as a valid argument. Shocker than America and Canada are nations of immigrants.
Every country in the West is a nation of immigrants so their teams will necessarily be full of immigrants. The better question is why nations in Europe need immigrants for their teams.
They also have the ol "drain a massive lake to create farmland that floods the second the pumps stop and massively changes the local weather patterns because there's always more nature to destroy over there"
Is pretending that their money is your money and getting upset when their money is spent on minor improvements in their life part of the test, or is that just something the bigots adopt naturally after the fact?
The government of Canada holds a vast fortune of money 'in trust' for First Nations groups, and racists hicks in Canada like to loudly whine about it being spent on First Nations interests, and pretend that they've been 'given enough already'...
Which is like whining that your bank keeps letting a neighbour take their money out and refuses to give it to you instead.
Ugh I just knew I couldn't possibly say something negative about any other country than America here without some dummy blindly stepping all over my point with their completely unhelpful whataboutism. Yes moron, America did bad things too, but this post isn't about America, is it?
No it wasn't about America. Mine isn't a "whataboutism" post either, it was a comparison. If any thing it is a supporting comment saying religion and government suck. I am sorry you think you are somehow better than me because you posted a fact first. Useless name calling belies your self contrived superior intelligence.
Since this post isn't about America, you weren't adding to the discussion in any meaningful what, you were just making sure that one of your favorite targets was mentioned
Trollsandyoopers
Impressive, but lost it at the kitchen sink
MrRauchPotato
Omg I wanna skate on that sheet of ice sooo bad. It looks and sounds absolutely perfect
ThomasTheWankEnglne
then take the 9PM moose to maple syrup class
BeachsideBarghest
I broke my ankle 3 times just watching this
Jewdakris
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZDVudGU0cGsyZ3FhOTd2dnF1MGhpMjZkYzgwczh4YnNodDRsdnNlYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7vB7L4biHndU2Svj5G/200w.webp
MrPoopyPantz
Elbows up titfucker!!!
GrenithTheSkald
This is just called being drunk and breaking into the local rink on a Tuesday.
The real Canadianship test is taking the Zamboni through the Tim's drive-thru before the RCMP show up.
Haiddon
wow they put everything on that rink except the kitchen si-nevermind
DistractedBoyfriendIsAmerica
Weird way to eat Oreos but ok
Waschbaerkoenig
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ym9vNHA4Z3Q3emV3eHQ1bTRoM3JubDM2bjY4c2N6M2hyeHUyNW1nNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT/200w.webp
worldrecordstudios
The first part is like ASMR and then the second part is like one of those ads you get when you're trying to play a free game that makes you play some other game before you can get back to the game you wanted to play
Rubyrose99
Omg so all Canadians can do this?
RocketKokket
Id fail but its ok you just have to say sorry after and they pass you anyways
realrealluckless
This is just one of many tests potential citizens may pick from, but the real test is how many inanimate objects you say sorry to in the process...
barbarian818
I haven't been able to pass this test since I was 9 or 10.
flornholio
turtlefarm
CanadianOneDollarCoin
nosoupforoldmen
The true Canadian citizenship test is tolerating a high school kid who's on a hockey team. They're bigger douche canoes than trust fund baby golfers
billstranger
Darryl Boyce. And no, that's not a made up name (other than of course his parents made up half of it).
ImNotAnOrange
I don't think but 2 or 3 of the canadians i know could pass this test, not that I know a lot of canadians
bassaro
Is it 3? Do you know 3 Canadians?
ImNotAnOrange
Its less than 10 these days, I used to know more but most of those were Quebecois.
ImNotAnOrange
I guess I still technically know them, I just haven't talked to or seen them in years
livingonagiantfireball
Its not normal that i can see the refrigeration line below the ice
johneventually1
Hey buddy, you want to go practice some hockey stuff? Yeah sure you betcha let me go grab my 9000 Puck bag
johneventually1
Ope almost forgot my tire
Tarmaccian
Fun fact: the walls of a regulation ice hockey rink are not actually vertical.
They can’t make the walls 90 degrees, because the ice would melt.
cytherians
Rink maintenance crews use edging machines to shave down the ice buildup near the boards, which is often thicker due to centrifugal force. The angled board helps facilitate this edging process and prevents a thicker buildup, known as "the bowl effect".
--> I didn't see any mention of this helping to keep the ice from melting
bassaro
I'm just going to stop you at "rink maintenance crews use edging machines."
mmontour
While still technically correct, the joke doesn't work as well on the Celsius scale.
PalaverQuader
ice will indeed melt at 90 degrees Celsius :P
TripleDane
Everything AND the kitchen sink
LankyBootyGriswald
Beat me to it
RevRagnarok
I LOL'd at that too
Pphunk77
Fuck. I miss playing ice hockey. This looks like so much fun.
mastshin
Everything AND the kitchen sink
tmphillips11
Damn. I thought reciting quotes from Strange Brew or Kids in the Hall would be enough.
bassaro
Let's discuss it in my office. My office, in a submarine.
dripstone
don't forget canadian bacon and men with brooms.
mastshin
Just let them know you are thinking about Tony
taez555
2befair
Such beauties.
scragman
Fun fact: Jordan Nolan (Jim #3) has lifted the Stanley Cup three times. Twice with LA Kings and once with the St. Louis Blues.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
I's was slow to appreciates it, but what a fuckin' feel-good show she was.
BarryTheCyborg
It's still going
royrogersdoublerbarburger
allegedly
GeneralWho
absolutelymad
What's a "tilly"
pickingausernamereallysucks
Watch Shorsey, you'll find out when the Jim's hit the ice!
taez555
A hockey fight.
absolutelymad
I'm glad folks had fun with this.
Thanks bruhhda
scrimpty
A tilt
OKSasquatch
A donnybrook
emberfish
Pump the brakes.
Table5
A bru-ha-ha.
shitheadtookmyname
Doesn't America beat Canada at this game now? Hokey or whatever?
Theniyaal
In the round robin, yes. Canada then proceeded to beat America in the gild medal game and we all got to hear O Canada blast through the PA speakers in the heart of one of America's oldest cities during the height of the 51st State bullshit.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Are you suggesting the US teams aren't full of Canadians?
shitheadtookmyname
Unless Canada's team is a bunch of First Nations, I don't recognize this as a valid argument. Shocker than America and Canada are nations of immigrants.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No idea what this means, but ok.
bassaro
It's just OP's way of saying:
Also, for your collection /gallery/so-you-were-looking-letterkenny-gifs-other-dayyy-nF0m9we you're welcome
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lol :)
OptimisticMisanthrope
That's a stereotype. We have a lot of Europeans, too.
ananfro
So basically America is trash at stuff when it doesn’t involve immigrants. Go figure
PalaverQuader
lol thats every european soccer team aswell.
shitheadtookmyname
Every country in the West is a nation of immigrants so their teams will necessarily be full of immigrants. The better question is why nations in Europe need immigrants for their teams.
wargames
i thought the Canadian citizenship test was rather or not you could burn down a first nations fishery?
CardeasIV
LitterBoxKing
Dayum.
nation543
Here i am, an American, thinking that it would be determined 100% on the best method to teach and burn down the White House again
nation543
... uhh.. *reach, and burn down...
@DudaciousJustDudacious it was a historical reference, making a joke about the fact that Canada burned down the White House.
fudgycurmudgeon
Whether* or not
MattMcBandit
As a nova scotian that's pretty accurate. We have a god damn lobster mafia on the south shore. Being a bigoted asshole isn't tied to any border
counterintel
I'm sorry but "lobster mafia" does sound very Canadian. Should have seen it comin.
Affray
I'm Canadian but not Nova Scotian and I audibly sighed at how cutesy it sounds. Why do we always go for the "aw shucks" vibe for everything.
PixelSprite64
That's only in the Atlantic provinces, as the praries dont have much in the way of fishersies
RiskIt4ABiscuit
It has multiple versions. This is version H. Thats version F.
darkninja2992
Wait, which version is the one where i have to survive 2 hours locked in a room with 3 canadian geese?
chewmaca2
F and U
SarcasticComment
European citizenship is won by calling Americans racist then freaking out a Romani entered the bar.
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
But they were very polite about it...
stephseviltwinII
Actually it's starlight tours
barbarian818
There is also the shooting of the sled dogs.
CitrusyGarlic
Wait, I thought it was stealing all the First Nation's children and forcing your religion onto them on pain of death if they refuse?
Groose
It was the church using the government and the government was complacent
jonhamsandwich11
That’s the pre 1995 citizenship test. The current one is to deny that the previous test even existed
Mairoa
They also have the ol "drain a massive lake to create farmland that floods the second the pumps stop and massively changes the local weather patterns because there's always more nature to destroy over there"
realrealluckless
Is pretending that their money is your money and getting upset when their money is spent on minor improvements in their life part of the test, or is that just something the bigots adopt naturally after the fact?
CitrusyGarlic
Huh?
realrealluckless
The government of Canada holds a vast fortune of money 'in trust' for First Nations groups, and racists hicks in Canada like to loudly whine about it being spent on First Nations interests, and pretend that they've been 'given enough already'...
Which is like whining that your bank keeps letting a neighbour take their money out and refuses to give it to you instead.
chewmaca2
That is almost the same as the US except we rounded them up as well as forcing religion and murdering them.
CitrusyGarlic
Ugh I just knew I couldn't possibly say something negative about any other country than America here without some dummy blindly stepping all over my point with their completely unhelpful whataboutism. Yes moron, America did bad things too, but this post isn't about America, is it?
chewmaca2
No it wasn't about America. Mine isn't a "whataboutism" post either, it was a comparison. If any thing it is a supporting comment saying religion and government suck. I am sorry you think you are somehow better than me because you posted a fact first. Useless name calling belies your self contrived superior intelligence.
CitrusyGarlic
Since this post isn't about America, you weren't adding to the discussion in any meaningful what, you were just making sure that one of your favorite targets was mentioned
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Here's the kicker: it was the Catholic Church the led the charge in Canada with the federal government's support.