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“British carbonara”
May 18, 2020 2:17 PM
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“British carbonara”
zaraYesLikeTheStore
His accent makes it that much better.
Fredo88
There's another Italian saying I know. "A smoker without a lighter is like a whore with no home" English translation basically
Polsnulspace
Holly is super hot but is even hotter as Harley Quinn...
Lollooooo
Gino dacampo is a great Italian chef also funny dude
Bigcurly2000
There's one where a guest (Rochelle from The Saturdays) says she likes salad cream with pasta, he looks like he has a brain haemorrhage
ArchangelTitus
Those 3 are fucking hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8T7XvxXAMA
amundost
Buns, if you fry them in a pan and don't bake them, it's almost like pancakes...
Bigcurly2000
I forgot to put any egg in my American pancake batter yesterday, had some very nice blueberry flatbreads!
EwokDude
Drewscifer
Holly Marie Willoughby
tellmestuff
Sausage in the hole.
IamTheNesT
"... Please, anybody help me" the defeat in his voice...?
masterofmuppets13
My dad always told us "If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle" whenever we tried the "if" game
UnTale
Ahahha that's onestly a common saying here in Italy XD
ImNotDumbIJustPlayOne
What is happening. I don't get it. Jokes is going over my head.
catscatscatscat
He's being a pasta snob because he made a lovely italian pasta and she said if they just put some ham in there, it would be like the 1/2
catscatscatscat
stolen version of carbonara (italian dish), that the british call british carbonara. It's a lazy version of the classic italian dish. 2/2
catscatscatscat
To be clear, this is all very lighthearted and funny and I'm rooting for the chef who's so sassily offended by the pasta ignorance :)
Shehasprettyhair
She has pretty hair
unit117jax
I was told that in England saying a woman is "a bike" is saying that many people have had a ride, but I'm American and could be wrong
Devestator8888
Nah it's the same, your moms the town bicycle, everyone has had a ride
NotTinyPancakes
Ay am kiwi we say that oen too
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Your mom is like a door knob; everybody gets a turn.
Skuggen
I was just expecting him to start swearing.
ItsCaptain0bvious
He wouldn't be able to even if he wanted, his hands are occupied (holding a fork and a towel)
AhhhhComeOn
Her: "If it had like ham in it..." Him:
DreamWeavr
*hamminnit
zeroexistence
Honestly, I thought she said hammond, and my first thought was the hamster.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
If it had hamenid
jellyfishsoufflee
it’s closer to a.. a... British cabonara... ?
SacrificesForCthulhu
I thought that too but it seems there is a 'British carbonara' that has red onion and bacon rashers in it
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
When I buy carbonara pasta in UK supermarkets that's not what I get
sevrono
First I googled "British carbonara" then I had to google "rasher". A rasher is a slice, and British carbonara is British redneck spaghetti
jellyfishsoufflee
British redneck spaghetti sounds like a dish that would be served in a fancy restaurant on the moon
Safebox36
In my part of the UK that phrase would mean both a "promiscuous person" and "call a spade a spade". They're both right.
jm151
he's got a point. "If it had different stuff in it, it'd be a different dish." no shit
Noodlesocks
In Britain, what he said has a different meaning. Basically saying that his grandma is rode often.
kruug
So does she. ”This dish is one ingredient off from this other dish.”
swatz
this is one repost I can never not upvote. Always makes me fucking laugh.
retepronnoco
I visited British Carbonara once. Beautiful province.
toastedspikes
You can only call it that if it's from the Carbonara Region otherwise it's just pasta with corned beef and cheddar.
Neednoggle
I live in British Carbonara. It is truly beautiful.
PickledDundersnoot
Super. Natural. British Carbonara.
abitskeptical
When the moon hits the sky like lamb cutlets, that's... carbonaraaa
lookatmyfavorites
I thought that was the name of that one actor in Sherlock?
Akurei00
No, that's Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
No, it’s the name of that sexy Bond girl from South Africa.
HeyItsJP
Why does everyone get his name wrong? It's Benefits Coordination, jeez
stealthgunner385
Come on, it's Benadryl Cumbersnatch.
Aninerforever
WWGS. What would Gordon say
Mrstealyomemes4th24
I don't support elitism or snobbery. Except when it comes to pasta, steak and toilet paper.
Arcanum3000
You can tell how much an organization values their customers and employees by the quality of the toilet paper in the restrooms.
Skawomplious
Life is too short for lousy toilet paper.
Mrstealyomemes4th24
Or improperly cooked steaks
NotTinyPancakes
3ply or gtfo
Sheldonian
You know, if you put scott 1 ply in it, it becomes an american T-bone
SaraFourImgur
Use your hand like God intended and wipe it on your pet.
NotTinyPancakes
Corn cobs, we cna process corn properly anyway
NotTinyPancakes
cnat*
knuckledeepinachicken
God knows I let my pets shit on me often enough it would only be fair.
allmypostshadnopantson
If you put bacon in a car, it becomes carbonara.
PaulieCarbone
If you put bones in a car it's a car-bonara
10Ts
Ha! Underrated comment
youcanreachmenow
Ahh yes, always claiming things they dont own... ;)
bumCandle
dinosaurakadinosaur
oh come down
PrincessWasabi
Well it’s true lol
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
But it's so fun up here
NotTinyPancakes
Ah yes here we have the brit doing it's natural defense reaction, like some tea mate? :)
dinosaurakadinosaur
actually no brit but had to laugh tho
dinosaurakadinosaur
xDDD
CatatonicCowMoo
Did he say "somebody send help please" or something? I can't quite hear it.
Sheldonian
"Please anybody help me"
CatatonicCowMoo
Thank you!
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
"Please anybody help me" to explain I think. These recipes are extremely different & Italians are particularly picky about cooking
CatatonicCowMoo
Ah. Thank you!
ArchangelTitus
That particular Italian is particularly picky about recipes lol
CureForHomoSapiens
GtCM
Gino's face XD
steviEa
Unless you know exactly what you're saying, never critique Italian cuisine to an Italian.
SoPoSassquatch
All Italian food is the same - change my mind
firefightingblackguy
Olive Garden has the best Italian food, change my mind
SoPoSassquatch
It certainly doesn't taste any different
eclectico
PicassoCT
The utter disgust without words...
Efreeti
Oh hey I made that gif. You're welcome.
Magjee
"Bitch you what?"
grubbylittleslug
And mad how 10 years before that he’d just got out the gaol for robbing singer Paul Young’s house.
Donku83
This is on par with that trainer dude on fat fighters
codenametrixie
How bad is British carbonara if all you do is add ham to macaroni and cheese?
UmmonPrime
American carbonara would be hot dogs in Mac n Cheese then.
TheFoothillThatStrides
I like to add shredded cheese and the occasional can of chili to make extra classy.
carrotsonfire
When I cook it, it's panchetta fried in garlic, egg, parmezan, spaghetti.
BigBonheurEnergy
.
codenametrixie
that's more like it
theIndianMaharaj
Holly willoughby is just.....u know.
MundoCani
We know.
SonjaVesna
Dumb?
CaptainBruceSea
I would disappoint the hell out of her all night long
giley
nwdle1
She's definitely hot and way out of my league, but I think she's overrated, her face at least. She's got hell of a set of bollocks on her.
NightManAkimbo
‘top bollocks’ - english slang for breasts
BritTeaBag
The most attractive part on a female’s body is definitely the balls
MajorStedeBonnet
She's got tit to spare that lass.
KirstenDunstsDiamondHardNipplez
Bollocks? Do you know something we don't?
daz12Star
Top bollocks and Gary strang and Tony would say
KirstenDunstsDiamondHardNipplez
Oh my, a Men Behaving Badly reference!
daz12Star
I'm very cutting edge with my references
ratfaceddog
Do what??
nwdle1
Yes
halfwindsor
Topbollocks
nwdle1
Chesticles
StatmanIbrahimovic
*Willoughbooby
taramosalata
I’d put a bit of vinegar on it, pet.
markmcn87
Bang tidy!
zangomuncher
A big titted idiot?
DickDastardly404
Unless someone does something harmful with their idiocy, there’s no reason to point it out.
CunningLinguistAndMasterDebater
She never came across as an idiot to me
zangomuncher
You mean like literally in the clip you supposidly watched before commenting.
HerpestonMcDerping
Yeah...yeahyeahyeah
ArchangelTitus
No she is humorous and intelligent woman.
TitillatingPterodactyl
My favorite kind of idiot, tbh.
ratfaceddog
You’re a fan of Trump, then?
TitillatingPterodactyl
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
Safebox36
Doesn't she have two masters degrees?
irreverentcommentguy
Psychotherapy degree
FvcktangularBondulance
I don't know Ms. Willoughby much, so I won't call her an idiot, but one thing I've learned from my own studies: degrees =/= intelligence.
FvcktangularBondulance
That said, again, I have no idea whether she's bright or not.
Safebox36
That is true, but I thought the same thing when I saw that episode. My part of the UK has that connotation of what he said
mattbl
Nor does appearing stupid on TV = stupid in real life. You gave a caveat, though, so not trying to argue. Just providing another anecdote.
FvcktangularBondulance
Of course. Hence why I didn't make a claim towards either side. Had the claim been the opposite, I would've argued against its validity, too
MacAwesome
No thats rachel... from countdown
ArchangelTitus
That woman is so ridiculously smart
MacAwesome
Riley! Rachel riley
jellyfishsoufflee
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike LOL
catdrchris
Anyone could ride?
Vortex153
If I had beat the dog over the fence I’d be your father.
Nuggettt
“If grandma had a dick shes be grandpa”
BeerIsVegan
Great also Serbian saying this one
PeculiarBaguette
That’s wonderful, this one is freaking international.
jm151
or Scotty in ST III: "Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!"
Lugassss
It's a well know way of saying in italy
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
What does it mean?!
OnionTunaPizzaLover
It's a very common way to express an unreasonable hypothesis.Another one is "if my grandpa had three balls,he'd have been a pinball machine"
xBoneDaddy
I hope me believing this isn’t gonna lead me to finding out in some obscure way, years later, that its NOT something anyone in Italy says :D
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Italians: "What's with this guy and his bizarre sayings about his grandparents?"
Lugassss
My bad i translated literally, it's a common saying
chaotropicagent
Isn’t that the punchline to a joke, like “everyone in the village rode her” or something
TheBengalKatLady
Thank you because I was wondering why they found it so funny.
Link01
Your mother is like the town bike, everyone's had a ride.
Amphest
Village bicycle is the saying but close enough
Noodlesocks
Yes but seemingly the phrase means something different in Italy
Alrathra
Like if my Ice Creame cone had bacon wrapped around it, it's now a filet mignon? Ice creame cone wrapped bacon... *hits blunt* and I'M NOT
Alrathra
Talking about chocolate covered bacon. I'm talking about when you grasp that cone, you do it with the very little amount left you can grab
Alrathra
, because it is wrapped it crispy bacon and the ice cream? OHH boy it goes right to the bottom and touches the chocolate tip.
gucchan13
it's actually the translation of an Italian way of saying talking about absurd hypotheticals ;) it's meant as a mockery :)
polijutre
I knew it with a wheelbarrow instead of the bike
BlastFX
That's why it's so funny — he tried to translate an Italian proverb and ended up accidentally calling his grandma a slut on live TV.
BaxterTheMiniatureBuddha
Ohhhh
AmArschdieRaeuber
That's the joke? I just thought it's a funny phrase. I doubt most people think about him calling her a slut accidentally.
beepinboopin
No, thats why the other presenters laughed so much. Id bet nearly every british person thought his grannys a hoe
LooseyMongoosey
I didn’t get that from the joke at all... I’m pretty sure they’re just laughing at the phrase and his annoyance with her comparison.
BlastFX
Do you speak British? It's British slang and very prevalent from what I gather. Doesn't work quite as well in 'Murica, though.
gucchan13
addendum: there are many regional variations to that!
Buddasac
Dad always said "if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle" lol
bngd
Ok now I get it
PeculiarBaguette
Heyyy we say it too in french !
bogus1983
There's the American colloquialism "If a dog's ass were square it'd shit bricks"
gucchan13
ahahaha one of my favs: "if I had 3 balls, I'd be a pinball" XD
stray51
Yep! Another famous one is "my grandpa had three balls, he would have been a flipper machine" no joke
PeculiarBaguette
AHAHAHAH