Yoda1PositivityStar
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Oct 27, 2021 11:28 PM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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somebodythatyouusetoknow
They haven't updated their prices since they put up that sign...
UnXclusive
lmao true XD
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Only if you’re drunk
zHurk777
Way back in 1999.
Nonsense79
Yea that menu ain’t changing, too much work
qbeezy444
Looks like a price menu from 30 years ago
woozle
Fishy820
I remember back in the day Jersey had these delis at the shore points and the cheese burgers were amazing and $1
travler9000
isetprettygirlsonfire
Patty Melt please!
sweetzombie
Is this in Glendale CA? @Yoda1PositivityStar
ThatsAGreatStoryIdLikeToHearItSometimeByeBye
The definition of Fast Food - when you look up to see the menu instead of down OR when you pay for your food before you eat.
jammer909
Best bowling alley pizza and soft pretzels came from places with this menu setup.
Itrustedafart
How bad is their chili if they're paying you to order it?
BennyGaga
Those are the odds you'll shit yourself.
sorryforsayingthat
It’s the overage from yesterday’s dogs. It might be cheaper to pay the customers to take it then to pay for hazardous waste removal
OverthoughtUnderedited
Meanwhile, I was wondering what the base-priced item was that we were supposed to be subtracting from. Like that's how prices work.
phrenic99
No deal!
LordNergal
It's good, but it's a wee bit spicy in the same way lava is.
mtimothy
Oh, you pay for it in another way
IAmTheMadLord
It’s the homeowners insurance payout for replacing your bathroom.
UltimaDoge
I was wondering the same
Edutittam
Ohhh so they have straight chili but no gay chili
drbnard33
I can see the red and white checked paper basket now. The best.
SolHSA
May want to go look at how greasy the ventilation is, too.. =)
scottEkarate
Either the hot pastrami, or the double cheeseburger
duckgrad06
The best burger joint in town only takes cash and you better not look in the kitchen
peachesforme
really? ours only has like 4 booths and you can see full into the kitchen the building is so small
MetaSomma
Hometown diners for the win. Need to go visit mine again before they close for the winter
ilovebigmutts
No coke! Pepsi!
GoddammitMrNoodle
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger
ferventailurophile
Mr. Submarine Clearwater FL.
iamnatmann
The more yellowed the sign is from years of grease and smoke, the better.
HolyHellJezebel
The seafood restaurant I go to has a board like this. They also have bottled beer for $3 each.
whatseventhepoint
Hold that “fire” comment for when you’re on the toilet at 3 AM
KamikazeGerbil101
Tuna melt, when you are feeling suicidal !
aFadingMemory
My ex-gf made that mistake right before a Tool show like 20 years ago. I'll never forget how hard it was to keep a straight face.
betmcc19721
I got a ticket for Tool Feb 9th! First time seeing them! Cannot wait! Is your advice not to get the tuna melt before I go?
aFadingMemory
Nice! You are going to love it! Great pit, but if you get the tuna melt first I suggest enjoying the show within arms reach of a porta potty
betmcc19721
I'm a semi disabled gimp! No pit for me! Show is in an arena so no porta potty just pure porcelain. Thank you for the advice!
SeasonedCitizen
Usually just barely pass the health inspection, I love places like this.
Jaysus41
A guy at a place I like to go to revealed the health inspector warns them a day before a random inspection. That's not how those work...
rustyspade
LOL my fav Pho place got shut down. 10 years later the sign is still there, but they never re-opened.
SweatyNoah
Well, you do now. They’ve been open for 40+ years with the same menu display, so clearly their food is good. In the 80s though…
TheMeatIncident
You know it's straight fuckin' napalm if the sodas come in those shady red plastic cups.
Rabidbacon
Shady red cup Coke is the best Coke.
DarkwingDuc
Nah, a place like this only uses styrofoam. Reusable cups are too fancy.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Or they use cups like you have at home, and they probably aren't uniform
MADFOX
This guy eats.
JesusAssCrackers
I was thinking those heavily waxed paper cups
DarkwingDuc
That would be my second guess
AwwDamn321
….Pizza Hut?
GrumpyOldMillennial
That's where I first encountered them. Diet Pepsi tasted unique in them.
AwwDamn321
That’s because instead of carbonated water, Pizza Hut mixed the soda syrups with meat lovers grease.
imgurmage
Hey, I have cups like those. They were the only cups I could find made of plastic that were made in America.
shack95
Have a set also. Stored safely in back on the top shelf with the instructions .”don’t touch”
Nunyajonesinc
Pizza Hut back in the day man
illogicalphallusies
FANTASTIC! i love that you support home grown slavery vs. that outsourced crap.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
imgurmage
Dang, I didn't realize I had to only drink out of artisanal fair trade cups.
jeeps005
holy grail or nothing
sosume
WTF is a GLDRCHCKN sandwich? A Gilda Radner chicken sandwich?
25schmeckles
Goldarn chicken sandwich
donthaveonebrojustlurk
70 cents more than a Fried Chicken Sandwich
NViousWino
No no, it's Garlic, Ranch, Doctor peppeR.
Heisanevilgenius
Glider chicken sandwich
CogPrimus
Gacon Lettuce Domato Ravocado Chicken.
ToSisPoS
You pronounce it phonetically. Gluderch-cukun.
rudejohn
Go long: didn't read.
FallingStar7669
It's a chicken breast sandwich of Guilder, the sworn enemy of Florin.
Henhan
Yay princess bride!
aFadingMemory
It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.
historycat
Grilled chicken breast sandwich.
sosume
Maybe. Or perhaps it's Golden Robot Chicken Breast sandwich?
AwwDamn321
The fuck the R come from then?
Canucklesammich
Inspired by Brett Favre
NotVerySympathetic
They had to carry it to do the math
seenweirdthings
"Good Luck Digesting Raw" Chicken Sandwich
Harryteeters
OffendedSkeleton
manWithNoHands
DropKickHead
Yeah let the cat have it