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Oct 17, 2017 7:27 AM
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hammersquirrel
Hey now, you're an allstar
flamingflamingo
I've seen this photo so many times. I do not know what thought/emotion that photograph is meant to convey. Knowing? Uncertainty?
ScottishPower
Looks like she wasn't the only one being taken for a ride
gaaaaalavant
Maybe he should ask for the husband's number...
PopTrogdor
Well, notifications are normally system based sounds, thus are determined by the phone, not the app. So yeah...might be another gay app?
Heysuckmybatarang
Not always. Like the OfferUp app makes a specific sound
GuyWhoDoesntGetTheJoke
I'd tell her.
Arliem
Don't tell her! He'll lose his drinking money and mistress stash.
dangerbrennan
Level 2 is a pain in the ass
q2grapple
*Achievement Unlocked*
dangerbrennan
*unzipped
Damonwelsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KLrK5iS2E
Marttvedt
Might actually be a game with the same sound. Happens 24/7
HorsefaceBeeguy
molycakes
I had this happen in class in college once. Different app but I knew the noise. Hooked up with him later that semester
StevenAlequin
<---Googles "Grindr." Stares for several secomds. "I don't get it. She called it a ga-- Ohhhh!"
MikeChick
Aww she doesn’t know her husband’s a spaghetti boy....straight til you get him wet...
Cacapeepeepoopoo
Would you tell someone the truth? I dont know if i could, but i would probably feel even worst if i didnt.
rivitingone
There are Uber pools now? Though it was just a ride share/taxi service. What a time to be alive!
PiGiSpi
Yeah people that have pools put them up for hourly rent, you go to the pool owner's house and get to have a party!
HaikuP0et
Didn't know what is was, now it's in my Google play search history
1414145691
Does anyone have a link to the sound? I assumed it just played the sound that your message tone is like every other app? no?
electricmind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KLrK5iS2E
TomorrowIsYesterdayTwoDaysFromNow
Uber pool?
Zorbaq
Because he's uber-gay.
alusta
You can hire pools now days. Just order one and bam, it’s party time.
NickFurryTheSecond
Car pooling with Uber, its probably cheaper.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
it's like uber, except the car picks up 3 different customers in one trip. i think it's $7 anywhere from/to in SF
godamongspeds
"What's his name?"
Glimx
Different app but I knew the noise. Hooked up with him later that semester
ThatDamnChickenAgain
Her husband is a player.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
He's not a player, he just fucks a lot
MeesaJarJar
And playing for both teams, it seems.
cousac
"oh, honey..."
chardlz
honey sweetie baby girl
Stilgod
Thats the grindr ringtone.
lysomaru
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
You sweet sweet summer child.
QuantumSupersexposition
*henney
jazztimber
In this situation would you tell the woman?
ifyouthinkthatswierdwellletmetellyouimfrombosnia
hooooooneyyyyyyyyy. hone-yahhhhhhhhhh. honeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
wholm
Unnnnhhhhhhhhhh
bandicootsnoochieboochies
Don't think I don't see you, Trixie Matel.
TashaYar
You mean Tracy Martel?
QuantumSupersexposition
You mean Trudy Mandel?
ItsDangerousToGoAloneTakeThis
https://i.redd.it/c22srmtu0z1z.gif
justsomepersonbutyeah
XanCrews
The fuck's the white one mean though?
QuantumSupersexposition
Gh0stshad0w1291
I like how nobody mentions that gangs still wear them to show affiliation. Wear that in the wrong place and you'll have a few extra holes
QuantumSupersexposition
Oooo, what handkerchief is that fetish!?
TheRightonRed
Oh baby what is you doing?
TreesAndShit
We livee baby yeahhhhhh
TheePerfectComment
krystalfox007
Oh my gawd yes
TotallyNotSarcastic
Either way, he's fucked.
SpookystuffMcgruff
Just upvoted this to 666 ti
RaynWisp
dinocratic
Not if he's a top.
Treblaine
Well If I was going to make a game that targeted straight middle aged men... you bet your ass I'll steal the notification sounds from Grindr
DrKriegersClone
Is it actually an app-specific notification tone, rather than something off the phones default options?
Treblaine
Uhh, I wouldn't know...
DoingItWrongSince1980
That's the title for the game, "You bet your ass".
Treblaine
It's the perfect crime as how would they even know what the Grindr notification sounds were?
ChloePrice
Why does a woman have grindr?
thisfuckingchick
thank you, was hoping someone would notice.
AspartameDaddy
.......
UsernameTheMusical
Drag queens and crossdressers.
BreadyStinellis
Are not women. Most drag queens are not trans women, they're just gay men.
UsernameTheMusical
Oh, I wasn't implying that trans women are drag queens or vice versa, just a tongue-in-cheek way of saying "That picture is not of a woman."
BreadyStinellis
Ah, ok!
UsernameTheMusical
Sorry, my mistake, I was being vague!
palmo
Google says he's a drag queen.
ChloePrice
I feel like if you project conventional femininity on yourself Grindr would still not yield the best results with gay men, right?
ifyouthinkthatswierdwellletmetellyouimfrombosnia
no unless your specific interest is in crossdressing men, drag queens and trans people
BreadyStinellis
Depends on the person. Sexuality is an expansive, sometimes confusing spectrum.
FlyingButtPliers
I don't know. My brother is gay or bi and he's got words for every type of person. His friends call me jock dad but it's descriptive I guess
virgil592
Well... It's a game of sorts. She finds out, he loses.
RaynWisp
If he doesn't even disable notification chimes, I'm guessing he's beyond not giving a shit...
Racealistic
So he keeps on winning everyday she doesn't know?
l8rz
Yes, now you're getting it.
juicyjuiced
I think they both lose
LittleKnownOne
No, she'll get significant consolation prizes and have him replaced in a week.
dinocratic
Calm down. I went here for the memes. Not the cold hard truth.
somenerandom
How specific of a sound does that app make? Could he legit be playing some game with a simlar notification sound? Just wondering.
electricmind
Well if you have spent time on it you know what it is. If you haven't it doesn't mean anything to the person.
PiGiSpi
Trust me when I say it's a very unique and unmistakable sound, haha
somenerandom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KLrK5iS2E is that it? Cause that's pretty generic, I've hear similar ones in several games
PiGiSpi
Any examples?
somenerandom
None off the top of my head, unfortunately, I tend to download mobile games and delete them after an hour. But I'd never heard of Grindr >
somenerandom
3. similar enough so one may confuse the two.
somenerandom
2. before this post, and I'm sure I've used some app/played a game with a similar notification sound. Maybe not the 100% same, mind you,but>
ifyouthinkthatswierdwellletmetellyouimfrombosnia
it's very specific and it's the marco-polo of apps in public places. hahahaha
HorribleWifey
Marco-polo is a silly app.
zenoshogun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KLrK5iS2E sounds very generic, I've heard a sounds very similar in a few games.
FlyingButtPliers
Ha. What? Ocean exploration? You lost me.
DiggerPlease
Play difficult games, win HARD prizes
HeatLegend
COCKS
CatBlaster5000
Dick Souls 3
CatBlaster5000
I'm sorry for that
bigdog1983
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
Tankdoggy
It isn't that difficult to be honest.
setanta89
I wouldn't know, but I suspect it's way easier to find a grindr than a tindr. Ifuknowatimean
Tankdoggy
It is, but a lot depends on your area. Also, it helps if you are white and not at all overweight.
RevanTheJedi
I've read about a study which stated that it's actually easier for people with sexual deviations to find themselves a partner online
Tankdoggy
Because folks that are kinky were already online, and we are generally more open & accepting of other people.
sebvit
I fuk no wat i mean
CanadianFurr
exactly how I read it.
ruferto
it is
claynipple
Can confirm
Tankdoggy
Would you like to double confirm with me?
tonksl
Isnt grindr a gay hook up thing
Mechlai
I just looked it up and now I feel dirty for having it in my search history but am too lazy to delete my history
Treblaine
Where bisexuality and infidelity meet.
kgburden
That's why this is funny.
Tankdoggy
Yep, it is. Her husband is playing on the other team at times. She doesn't know. That's why it is funny.
EsportsLawyer
wait is it?
Nize426
Yeah. I see why you're confused. The person who tweeted is a dude. I checked Twitter.
GlowstickJedi
Like you didn't know
johnnylobes
He is asking for a friend...
GlowstickJedi
His boyfriend.
CometLaHal
ha!
tonksl
Im a girl