I've worked security during festivals the last two summers and last year I was doing rounds in a field where demolition cars were parked... After an hour, my right hip was killing me... I sure as shit I'm not stepping on a limbs twisting mat...
The “soapy soccer” was a thing in Italy in the mid-’90s. But the field was bigger and two team of 5ppl each..I’ve never seen so many dislocations, concussions, and broken bones again in my life
DreamingOfDistantShores
I have pulled every tendon and muscle I contain just by watching this clip.
pocketpython
So, the tryouts for the Australian World Cup team was....different.
cheeriossuckbecause7
Oh, hells yeah. That would be awesome.
GasBandit
All aboard the broken bone express
frankie323
This had me laughing pretty damn hard.
gwilson1010
The OCHO
ILoveVaginNomNomNomNom
I would not survive this unharmed.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
One wrong slip and your knee is going to permanently be able to bend 180 degrees both ways.
howimetyourauntrobin2
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Zalagzny
I watched that 8 times not realizing it wasn't just 3 minutes long.
Xerxes4242
Fucked up my ankle just watching it.
M34665
I think I hurt myself 5 times watching this
cgt9803
Soap Soccer
sevro77
Lubricity
Bohrdumb
So many pulled muscles...
KaJuN
What a save!
Figaronincheez
QWOP Soccer
vilecomfort
Some say the dude in the white shirt still has his hand in the air to this very day, waiting on that sweet high 5
BastardMan1977
Looks fun
philmoregraves
This is how my knees look worse than they do, and function worse too
DonIsMe
That was unexpectedly hilarious.
BeardedWonder82
My old ass is not playing that and getting injured
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
I went camping two weekends ago for a 40k tournament. I'm still recovering. This would probably kill me.
BeardedWonder82
NorwegianSheepknuller
No worries, you'll wake up with a new injury tommoroq regardless
MapleSyrupMafia
I've worked security during festivals the last two summers and last year I was doing rounds in a field where demolition cars were parked... After an hour, my right hip was killing me... I sure as shit I'm not stepping on a limbs twisting mat...
GimcrackGewgaw
My old ass is totally playing that and getting injured!
CP3oh
My old ass pulled my groin just watching this. And I even stretched this morning!
SternLecturePlumbing
Threw my back out getting out of a bean bag chair last year. I would literally break all of my bones and die
DonIsMe
Meet you on the bench with a cold one. I brought aspirin too, just in case.
SomebodythatIusedtonope
The “soapy soccer” was a thing in Italy in the mid-’90s. But the field was bigger and two team of 5ppl each..I’ve never seen so many dislocations, concussions, and broken bones again in my life
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
because now they have padded mats
Aranon1183
Yea, but it was still good, clean fun!
PowerPedant
That goal was clearly offslides.
sumthinsumthinsumthin
chufly
Hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahajjajajajajaja
Thank you. I needed that. I was crying. It’s been a long day
ironiclast