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A little demonic [Original]
First Most Viral Edit: Hey!
I am a streamer who loves VRHorror and BeatSaber! My name on twitch is Dracinon.
Send me the most weird stuff on your devices.
ArchangelValkyrie
I wish I was paid by NASA :(
GunstarHero
The integral in #16 is negative
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Thirteen billion, nine hundred forty-six million, three hundred twenty-four thousand, five hundred eighty-seven.
bushpotato
"Australia doesn't exist" "people who live there"... wat.
AKsinfonian
#2 hey vsauce Michael here
BishlamekGurpgork
#16 would be solved by Reddit in four minutes flat, though.
Nestama
Man, I WISH NASA was paying me to simply exist... it's the easiest job. Just have an accent, use some slang and you're set.
n1ck3lod3on
I've seen the last one several times over and never noticed the dog.
TheNearlyLastAirbender
Am i the only one remembering that our position in the milky way was way more on the edge?
boogsley
Thank you for this dump. I found it slightly entertaining (6.5/10). I really appreciate when y’all put things into one easy-to-read post.
Numbnuts99
Flat earthers are brain dead
alatarilhun
To number nine, we don't know if every action of Yaweh, Jesus, and Allah happened in one place on one planet, since we don't even know if
alatarilhun
aliens exist. We haven't even been to any planets outside of our solar system, so nobody really knows what's going on there. If aliens
alatarilhun
exist, and if they're intelligent, then chances are there was or are religious ideas floating around among them, just like people, and if
alatarilhun
any of the religions we have here are correct, then chances are that deity spent time with the other various species away from Earth.
camokilland
HOW THE HELL DOES THE BLACK SHAKEY THING WORK ?!?
camokilland
pretty please
DanJonesKing
Leonid Rogozov was on a boat in the arctic circle, thousand of miles from the nearest hospital. That's why he operated on himself. 1/2
DanJonesKing
Also explains why the assistants were an engineer and a meteorologist
vindik8or
#1 Where's my fucken money, you flat-earther cunts?
Grimmrog
of course australia is fake, no natural appearing piece of land would have such hostile and dangerous creatures. it must be a bad written
Grimmrog
fake nightmare, with the only purpose to never ever make any real human want to go there to proof it doesn't exist.
auscaliber
They have to use a shell corporation to pay us, be too obvious if they called it NASA. Go down to Centrelink and collect it. It works mate
Carmichael106
Can we maybe not make pedophile jokes about one decent pope in, oh I don't know, ever?
Mitchz95
Who gives a fuck what flat earthers think? 99% of them are just trolling for attention -- ignore them and they'll go away.
Ripley2179
I'd love to see the Aussie flat earthers get pissed about that first one. We have them here too.
Stainlessstove
I'm paid by nasa?!?!
bluenautilus2
Downvoting for hating on Pope Francis
didyouhidethebodyyet
There’s a dog in the rug I thought it was just an attempt for an upvote
sweetandsaltymemes
Any thoughts on why the observable universe is a cylinder instead of a sphere?
Artoriasz
God dang it i always fall for the double tap thing +1
amp99
How much larger would the dump have been if you had a big phone instead?
Dracinon
I posted another dump before with 2 parts bigger than 60
fartytowels
Beat me to it!
criablelurst
And God said "Let there be trillions of stars and googleplex planets, but make them empty because really who can be fucked making content?"
circlebreaker
Naaah, it's just that the Type III Civilization DLC content got ripped out of the original hard copy before the Pope could read it.
CaptainBasketball
No Mans Universe
Kangarou
Didn't know God is a Creative Director at Capcom.
Vicith
Monster Hunter World has a ton of content though
Win1forthegifer
Theres either intelligent life or there isnt. Odds are there is. Odds also are they’re not half as whiney as us. Id leave too after 1000 yr
Lyrian
Nah, Reality is a sandbox. He's letting us make the content with the tools we create ourselves.
Magpiebones
They are DLC
Sauroctonus
Planned, but ultimately doomed to be just plans, DLC.
TheLewdLoli
Miracles are like loot crates
FartsSmellBad
I need to get on this NASA money boat. Because when the walls that keep out the demons melt, you're gonna need that boat
GuardsmanMiku
i need that in a fucking novel stat
Warune
More like a life jacket then a boat. If you divide NASA budget (18.4 b) by Aus population(24.13 mil) that equals a lil over $760 per person.
calcifear
That card is a Visa, you can likely use it like a credit card for purchases without a PIN.
Cilvaa
Unless that feature is disabled. I can only speak for my card/bank, but thru their app/online banking I can turn a card's features on/off.
calcifear
Huh, I've never seen a check card type thing where you could disable credit purchases; that's cool. What bank/issuer is that?
Cilvaa
National Australia Bank (NAB)
VaticRegok
Jones on you, I read the number. You owe me $13,946,324,587.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
What is “Jones on you” ? I’m old as shit and have never heard that before.
SarahPlsz
He meant Joke's*
oasisamid
You're such a joner
Etal00
Me too!
Dracinon
Proof?
Impressive44
I just used an online Integral Calculator. Aprox: −2.981266944005536.So the pin is 298?
Dracinon
Nope ^^
Legitrikk
I'm his NSA agent I watched him do it. You owe him or else I'll get Steve to start messing with your mouse.
Dracinon
The nsa is working with an algorithm... Imagine every person would be watched 24/7 by a person XD 2/3 of all humanity would work there XD
VaticRegok
JabbaTheHun
I saw him do it man, it's legit
Dracinon
Your proof? XD
xKittyPrincess
I saw him while he saw it! (I want my fair part of that!)
Dracinon
I think thats a little late... How deep did you scroll to find this XD
CamelWides6
There is a doggo in the last one..
Butyournotsayingitright
I was thinking the same thing !
PurpleDropkick
How would one go about to solve the pin code one?
warp10
I think it's simpler than people are making out - from the placement of the brackets it looks like you only have to integrate the numerator
RayMar1
Then the denominator leaves you with a variable, plus i tried u substitution and it still didnt give me a 4 digit answer
warp10
Ah, so it does. My bad
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
Put it in on Wolfram Alpha and solve it in 2 minutes like I would have done in high school
NerdN1
Wolfram alpha or a bunch of calculus.
IdiotPatrol
It's 7349
RayMar1
I would greatly appreciate a written out solution
Trufflez
I would start with u-substitution to get rid of that square root in the denominator.
GingerAndAllergicToGinger
Integrate it, then substitute 1 in place of x’s, then 0 in their place, then do the 1x value - the 0x value.
photonschaser7
I am so ancient that I still did integrations by hand in my own blonde style. This one is not that hard, but the answer not 4 digits
RayMar1
Same, id live to see a proper solution to it
Jezre
There is no solution. You can simplify the integral, but since it's not an equation you can't solve for the x's in the denominator.
Trufflez
There is a solution. The infinitesimal isn't meant to stay with the numerator. The fraction itself is the entirety of the integrand.
Jezre
Anyway assuming both sides of the fraction are to be integrated, we get approximately -2.98127
Jezre
I'm not sure what infinitesimal you're referring to, but it clearly looks like the denominator isn't part of the integrand.
Magpiebones
Post it on some geek site and get the answer.
Tacolossal
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integrate+(3x%5E3+-+x%5E2+%2B2x-4)%2F(sqrt(x%5E2+-3x+%2B+2))+from+0+to+1
Magpiebones
Pin code would have to be 4 numbers tho.
GuardsmanMiku
probably the 4 digit decimal
Superkroot
He said geek site, not nerd site
DearestOverlord
-2.3813 is not a pin number. even if you tried to make it a pin, it's too many numbers. maybe just the ones after the decimal?
outtathiswhirld
Just run it as credit.
KaraRipleyThrace
You are the real genius here!
Athanar
The pragmatist's answer, I like it.
Kangarou
A veritable fuckton of integral work, though, from the look of the numbers, I'm not seeing a four digit number coming out of that.
stickmanprime
There's a video online of a guy solving this. It's ugly. Definitely not a 4 digit code.
Kangarou
Frankly, the numerator wouldn't even be a POSITIVE number. This guy's just being a dick to his spouse.
gunter
Because he is not giving her money... whhhatt ?