Look I don't like them, but, in the name of the boring fucking hell that is men's fashion, I'm going to ask you to stop harassing this poor man just trying to express himself with a comically limited palette.
All I can think about is the smellllllllll🤮 I had a pair of jelly sandals when I was young. If my little girl feet smelled that bad in jelly sandals, just think what it will do to a grown ass man’s foot odor.
Toe socks: great idea, helps keep your feet from getting sweaty and overheated Toe shoes: there’s no force on earth that can convince me you are not a serial killer
tp0d
WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE????!?!?!?!??!
datphone777365
Gilfs love a multi-divorce in cowboy new balance sneakoots!
dumbads
Professional bullfighter footwear. Cowboy, but fast.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Laughing in Saint Laurent transparent men's shoes
anononanonanona
Look I don't like them, but, in the name of the boring fucking hell that is men's fashion, I'm going to ask you to stop harassing this poor man just trying to express himself with a comically limited palette.
FrankensteinUnleashed
He got them boots with the durr
BananGiraffeBaroness
Zapathasura
My grandma? Hah. Good luck with that. He'd better bring a flashlight and a shovel.
4sambucas
that's disgusting, especially since both my grandmas are dead
wadatahmydamie
That must be why they didn’t move around much for the threesome
bourbonlife
As someone who has just recently started wearing beads on my beard and even braiding it, you do you king
KamonDS
strange boots you say?
scissorxmextimbers
Boots? I thought this post was about booty?
GabbyJayYay
I dont see no pirates
redtruck
So this is where Greg Norman ended up.
Krashtestdummy
Coltaine
Sneakoots? Booters? Boots of Sneaking?
barstr7
Air Jordoots.
stayingalive4life
Sneaking Boots. Sneak +5, Fashion Style -3
TheEleventhHand
I think this be the pair he's rockin' if anyone wants to get they own rizz on =] https://www.dhgate.com/goods/1029665182.html
FermentTheRich3000
Back in the 80s (I think), te lead singer of littlefeet wore these on stage. When they moved to a more country sound, he pulled up his pant legs.
GrimleyGraves
When a cowboy boot and a sneaker love each other very much...
eastend666
Wearing those takes a lot of courage.
universeHacker
Gonna take a wild guess after taking in this entire scene, and say this has got to be Florida
MrHappySmiles
Hey lady are you >>> seeing my sneakers <<<
AvsFreak
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3k1aTZtZnM4ZGx4OTN0aHJidXAxMXV1cWIxaGNsNGd1M2thcnFkNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RlxQgXHaMq2qq8mJ6o/200w.webp
UmmonPrime
I'm going to put these int he same category as those toe shoes.
BeaverOnFire
What about the men's see-through jelly shoes?
ObiWanKenobitch
All I can think about is the smellllllllll🤮 I had a pair of jelly sandals when I was young. If my little girl feet smelled that bad in jelly sandals, just think what it will do to a grown ass man’s foot odor.
BeaverOnFire
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmVpaGxobmhzempzcHA3MTcwNnF1anI2emtocWppYzJoZ3pjaWlobCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xGjKRPW3ZTVe/200w.webp
Rathan5
Toe socks: great idea, helps keep your feet from getting sweaty and overheated
Toe shoes: there’s no force on earth that can convince me you are not a serial killer
widiwi
https://xkcd.com/1065 ht">com/1065">https://xkcd.com/1065 https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/shoes.png
TexMexHex
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDdteXBja2tqZHoyZXNtenpxZjl4cG54cWNhMHhlbnMwamx4MHdtZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RKOd5NkTNCyB2/200w.webp
TChallaVanDam
Hahaha. I badly need to rewatch the entire run of this show.
TexMexHex
8 seasons and 3 movies. Get to it!
PutItInNeutral
The rizzler looks like Owen Wilson.
PilgrimScott
Hansel 😄
fcib