Aug 27, 2017 1:30 PM
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thebratinthehat
That's pretty good, I like this girl!
Bearvik
That just plain brilliant
cousteau
Feet look like little ears/antennae. She better set this as profile pic.
RawDeerock
Looks like a causcasian she Shrek
screamingwinemaker
LinkedIn profile pic for sure
LastchanceBreaker
I've seen this exact image but with a different girl in the pic. :/
OverpricedCrayon
That's because it's fake. This girl is some dumb Russian Instagram model named chocolate or some such
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
sonicjam717
BubbaRunski
Ladies, the guys you want love that stuff. Guys, the women you want send this stuff.
madsmartinmadsen
As a guy, I sure would like a girl to have such humor.
WaffleCopters
As a guy, i sure would love to have a girl.
Yes, that can be a problem, first you have to accept not many of them have such humor.
jayphat
How big is this bathtub?
I still think that is a brilliant picture to send, so funny and playful.
faethorferenc
Hell of a lot infos in just one minute xD
TheMachineKill3r
Cutest reply possible.
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
My favorite is that Asian girl one....by the way I have a thing for Asian girls lol
SnickerDONTle
Are we just gonna ignore how dangerously close to the water the phone must be?
liftedtech
Hi
tzxAzrael
the other girl did it so much better
tlk5164
rezpawner
Well, one of the two has a sense of humour.
RainbowViper
v
stormegedendarklordofall
Do you not understand why it looks like that?
goflyblind
ElektroKarma
SHREK!
lilmookie
Feet as horns is my new thing.
ffilm
From outside the door: "Whatcha doin' in there, Beth?" "Sending bathtub nudes to Mike." "Girl, I'm gonna whip your ass."
slickjim2k86
meanwhile hes hauling ass to get to her while shes still naked lol
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
Jokes on you, im into feet
WeirdandOdd
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/f/f1/002MIB_John_Alexander_002.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130627211821
FastF0x
FEET
Mayokopp
What, I only know this with another girl. I think the texts are even Exactly the same
whiskeyzombie
Glad somebody else noticed that
Imgurvirgin69
I'm mainly curious as to how they got 4msgs in all in the same minute. I can't even get txt'd back in the same day.
RobertKazamakis
This is a random chat app
riddlemehiddleston
It's whatsapp...
Maybe. Looks more like chatr to me.
MartinhoDenHaag
You live under a stone
Please do tell me more
JackSkellington59
Does anyone else think her feet are shrek ears?
underlord2132
That's pretty fucking funny tbh.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
That's the type of girl you want, son.
MrRubik86
MVPernula
Vault101sDoor
Right?! This shit is hilarious.
LeadByBadExample
Clearly not, boy.
If not now, eventually.
I think it's okay to have different tastes.
Yeah, that's totally fair. I'm just making imgur comments. Not meant to be taken 100% serious. Humans are too complex for 140 characters.
On that we can agree.
gjeratecuditshme
I'm not your son, buddy.
DepressionAndDarkThoughts
I'm not your buddy, pal
GoldFrieza
I'm not your pal, guy
ThatMLPgamer
I'm not your guy, friendo
therew0lf
I'm not your guy, friend.
ets57
(from a distance) He's not your friend, guy.
TheOneTrueNerd
Erhmernder
Where are more dudes like you?
[deleted]
mihaiborcan
in Europe?
BurningChaotic
I'm currently laying down on the couch looking at imgur when I should be trying to fix my wash machine
ihateyoubecauseofhowsmartyouthinkyouare
with girls like her
chunkblaster
*raises hand*
I need all these dudes to be available!
Poserman
Check the guys you friendzoned
vaultboyarchie
Ha! Only one but he is like my brother soooo
exactly
Not about to be Cersei over here...
I don't know how I did it but I deleted my comment. For those who wonder it said, "At home with our crippling anxiety."
RedandPurple
This.
PepsiFluxX
Can confirm
Zilinos
Too true.
Also can confirm
We can have anxiety together!
Yay!
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
Married
Or gay. Why I am single.....
MasterofLaziness
On the internet.
Internet can be a starting place...
Zawayix
Hi, I'm Z
name checks out
i'm so sorry Z ily
It's ok, I love me too ;-)
I'm M. I like the James Bond esque titles
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to attend an event with me, followed by a meal and pleasant conversation
Are you really a 22 yr old virgin? Also where is one located? A girl is in Orlando
dirtbeans
at home not going out on dates with cute funny girls :(
Well ask a girl out! Like me!
A man needs a woman closer to the Boston area.
Or just to leave Boston.....
SnikwaH
Sup
Swoon.
I dunno. I'm in bed eating a cupcake. So maybe get into the cupcake business. You might run into some. That's all I know.
RyanBall1
Pics? Of the cupcake of course.
Dude, that cupcake is loooooooooooooonnnnggggg gone.
Oh, well nevermind then. I guess i'll just go on living my life disappointed then.
corsettedconfectioner
I own a bakery and no such men come around ... you lie
igec
But you are now married tho!
TheLowKing
Have you tried sending them bath pics?
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
jockeyawesomekid
I mean you don't really get to know someone at a bakery. I'm sure anyone has ran into amazing people but "give mea donut" doesn't cover it.
CrackHitler
Need more bacon and bourbon cupcakes then.
What's your usual tactic on figuring out what type of guy your customer is? Because I've got some pointers.
thebratinthehat
That's pretty good, I like this girl!
Bearvik
That just plain brilliant
cousteau
Feet look like little ears/antennae. She better set this as profile pic.
RawDeerock
Looks like a causcasian she Shrek
screamingwinemaker
LinkedIn profile pic for sure
LastchanceBreaker
I've seen this exact image but with a different girl in the pic. :/
OverpricedCrayon
That's because it's fake. This girl is some dumb Russian Instagram model named chocolate or some such
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
sonicjam717
BubbaRunski
Ladies, the guys you want love that stuff. Guys, the women you want send this stuff.
madsmartinmadsen
As a guy, I sure would like a girl to have such humor.
WaffleCopters
As a guy, i sure would love to have a girl.
madsmartinmadsen
Yes, that can be a problem, first you have to accept not many of them have such humor.
jayphat
How big is this bathtub?
madsmartinmadsen
I still think that is a brilliant picture to send, so funny and playful.
faethorferenc
Hell of a lot infos in just one minute xD
TheMachineKill3r
Cutest reply possible.
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
My favorite is that Asian girl one....by the way I have a thing for Asian girls lol
SnickerDONTle
Are we just gonna ignore how dangerously close to the water the phone must be?
liftedtech
Hi
tzxAzrael
the other girl did it so much better
tlk5164
rezpawner
Well, one of the two has a sense of humour.
RainbowViper
stormegedendarklordofall
Do you not understand why it looks like that?
goflyblind
ElektroKarma
SHREK!
lilmookie
Feet as horns is my new thing.
ffilm
From outside the door: "Whatcha doin' in there, Beth?" "Sending bathtub nudes to Mike." "Girl, I'm gonna whip your ass."
slickjim2k86
meanwhile hes hauling ass to get to her while shes still naked lol
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
Jokes on you, im into feet
WeirdandOdd
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/f/f1/002MIB_John_Alexander_002.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130627211821
FastF0x
FEET
Mayokopp
What, I only know this with another girl. I think the texts are even Exactly the same
whiskeyzombie
Glad somebody else noticed that
Imgurvirgin69
I'm mainly curious as to how they got 4msgs in all in the same minute. I can't even get txt'd back in the same day.
RobertKazamakis
This is a random chat app
riddlemehiddleston
It's whatsapp...
RobertKazamakis
Maybe. Looks more like chatr to me.
MartinhoDenHaag
You live under a stone
RobertKazamakis
Please do tell me more
JackSkellington59
Does anyone else think her feet are shrek ears?
underlord2132
That's pretty fucking funny tbh.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
That's the type of girl you want, son.
MrRubik86
MVPernula
Vault101sDoor
Right?! This shit is hilarious.
LeadByBadExample
Clearly not, boy.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
If not now, eventually.
LeadByBadExample
I think it's okay to have different tastes.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Yeah, that's totally fair. I'm just making imgur comments. Not meant to be taken 100% serious. Humans are too complex for 140 characters.
LeadByBadExample
On that we can agree.
gjeratecuditshme
I'm not your son, buddy.
DepressionAndDarkThoughts
I'm not your buddy, pal
GoldFrieza
I'm not your pal, guy
ThatMLPgamer
I'm not your guy, friendo
therew0lf
I'm not your guy, friend.
ets57
(from a distance) He's not your friend, guy.
TheOneTrueNerd
I'm not your guy, friend.
Erhmernder
Where are more dudes like you?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Erhmernder
mihaiborcan
in Europe?
BurningChaotic
I'm currently laying down on the couch looking at imgur when I should be trying to fix my wash machine
ihateyoubecauseofhowsmartyouthinkyouare
with girls like her
chunkblaster
*raises hand*
Erhmernder
I need all these dudes to be available!
Poserman
Check the guys you friendzoned
vaultboyarchie
Erhmernder
Ha! Only one but he is like my brother soooo
Poserman
exactly
Erhmernder
Not about to be Cersei over here...
[deleted]
[deleted]
ets57
I don't know how I did it but I deleted my comment. For those who wonder it said, "At home with our crippling anxiety."
RedandPurple
This.
PepsiFluxX
Can confirm
Zilinos
Too true.
BurningChaotic
Also can confirm
Erhmernder
We can have anxiety together!
ets57
Yay!
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
Married
Erhmernder
Or gay. Why I am single.....
MasterofLaziness
On the internet.
Erhmernder
Internet can be a starting place...
Zawayix
Hi, I'm Z
ihateyoubecauseofhowsmartyouthinkyouare
name checks out
ihateyoubecauseofhowsmartyouthinkyouare
i'm so sorry Z ily
Zawayix
It's ok, I love me too ;-)
Erhmernder
I'm M. I like the James Bond esque titles
Zawayix
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to attend an event with me, followed by a meal and pleasant conversation
Erhmernder
Are you really a 22 yr old virgin? Also where is one located? A girl is in Orlando
dirtbeans
at home not going out on dates with cute funny girls :(
Erhmernder
Well ask a girl out! Like me!
dirtbeans
A man needs a woman closer to the Boston area.
Erhmernder
Or just to leave Boston.....
SnikwaH
Sup
Erhmernder
Swoon.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
I dunno. I'm in bed eating a cupcake. So maybe get into the cupcake business. You might run into some. That's all I know.
RyanBall1
Pics? Of the cupcake of course.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Dude, that cupcake is loooooooooooooonnnnggggg gone.
RyanBall1
Oh, well nevermind then. I guess i'll just go on living my life disappointed then.
corsettedconfectioner
I own a bakery and no such men come around ... you lie
igec
But you are now married tho!
TheLowKing
Have you tried sending them bath pics?
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
jockeyawesomekid
I mean you don't really get to know someone at a bakery. I'm sure anyone has ran into amazing people but "give mea donut" doesn't cover it.
CrackHitler
Need more bacon and bourbon cupcakes then.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
What's your usual tactic on figuring out what type of guy your customer is? Because I've got some pointers.