ReverendShitlord
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Mar 1, 2018 3:53 AM
ReverendShitlord
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Giant0tter
He can't see shit
N3crobard
Bloodborne 2 confirmed
sweetcarnage86
smileshappen.org?
Habitman
tgtaptarget
This is fake.
cunninglinguist85
DeifyTheMachine
Master Willem! Fear the old blood!
blackpantsamurai
Darwinmc
And here I thought Florida Man took a backseat to nobody.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yeah, no. https://www.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/ Who makes these things up? And why?It's not as if nothing outrageous happened for real
SometimesISayDumbShit
fattymanboobs
I’ve seen uranis, and it ain’t pretty
TheTaterNutz
This inspired me to call my boss, to let him know I can't see my ass coming to work tomorrow
Saveaseahorserideasailor
Anal Glaucoma.
Munchman347
'Here's lookin at you, kid'...
iloverubber
Jeepers creepers
sekkor4
Where'd you get those peepers?
SometimesISayDumbShit
25schmeckles
How did they know to look for them? How could they tell he had thirty eyes were in his butt?
WallyMLG
As you did the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes...
Pomapi
I didn’t want to think about this today
photog
mentalmasticator
and thats a crime?
areyoufkngkiddingmerightnow
Assuming bovine ?
Chewold
GRANT. US. EYES!
redletterservices
Woulda been more, but somebody kept saying “Keep an eye out for me!”
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Were they coming out or going in... it matters.
gnarledhalo
They were coming out, but he was going to eat them later, so going in.
WhosfeelingSaucy
Adds a whole new depth to this headline...
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Yes, let's go deeper...
LtMashumaro
"A hole" new depth.
w4rdaddy
I only see shit.
DavidAndoAnderson
EYEBALLS FROM???
Omegadimus
Enter player 2! Florida Man is gonna have to step up his game!
youjackass
I think Florida man is still taking a moment of silence at this time. #waytoosoon
DanAndsome
There might be literally 2 men in Wyoming, so there’s less of a chance for stories.
MrRibeye
As one of the men in Wyoming, Dave always was a little weird.
tablecat
What? Florida Man has a shitlot more stories. Wyoming Man has this one. Wyoming Man is the one that's supposed to step up
WhenYouLookAtMeLikeThatItMeansImJoking
I wanted it to be real, but it's fake. https://www.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/
vonKaiser
robboscouse10
I just feel terrible for the person who found him.
duckshooter
Upped
CooCooCaChew
MasterofNoneSon
arphaSleepWrecker
I just noticed this so is actually following the ass of the second one.
GrumpyClimber
More to the point... Where the fuck did he get the 30 eyeballs?
StarkeRealm
From skullfucking people in the ass, Ash.
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
From 15 unfortunate people. Or 30 pirates.
ACL5
From Chew
ShortblackFlatwhite
And what kind of eyeballs were they?
GrumpyClimber
Too scared to find the answer to that one. Lets just pretend they were lolly eyeballs.
Garuu
Cow eyeballs. He stole them from work. He worked at a meat packing plant. he liked eating them. Company wouldn't let employees take any.
Elonth
and hopefully they weren't human...
DavidAndoAnderson
Yer right. I'm not sure if I want to know.
Aeonika
Work, if i recall right. Frozen cow eyes.
Garuu
Yep Cow eyeballs. He stole them from work. He worked at a meat packing plant. he liked eating them. Company wouldn't let employees take any.
Justineer
Pretty sure those are fucking big, which makes 32 an even more terrifying number
HiddenSanity
From 32-eye Joe. Replaced 30 of them with cotton-balls, he's got a new nickname now.
ThereIsNoWayImChangingMyNameToThat
You cheeky fucking bastard lmao
Munnin41
But where did he come from? And where did he go?
ThisGuyHere
Why, if hadn't been for 32-eyed Joe, he'd been incarcerated a long time ago.
Youragent
Where did he come from... Where did he go?
1Person
Where did he come from cotton eye Joe!