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He's the one that joined up with ICE.
Aug 20, 2025 6:39 PM
Onlyhereforthelaughs
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He's the one that joined up with ICE.
Cilvaa
Dean Cain is Temu Superman
intaglioguy
Comparing his current actions against a role he played decades ago diminishes those appalling actions and is a distraction from them.
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"One of these men isn't like the others. One of these men just does not belong. Can you tell me which one isn't like the others by the time I finish my song?"
cinquecento
Rhymes with STAIN 🫟
TheFifthTK
Henry Cavill is a bad person full stop. He dates teenagers and talks about #metoo like every boomer I’ve ever worked with. Just because he’s a hot nerd doesn’t make him any less creepy…to me at least. You can have him
tygerpsimatrix
Funny that he's more like Vandal Savage who he plaed in Smallville.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Dean Cain looks like if Mac from IASIP wore a Superman costume.
xurs
So, have each of the others stood up against ICE, or simply remained silent, or what?
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He did it for the paycheque 'cuz he hasn't had a steady income in ages.
DragonSamurai182
Who’s the center right guy?
CarelessWhimper
Who's the actor under HC?
IceWeaselX
Gerard Christopher from the 1990s Superboy TV series. First season was John Haymes Newton.
CarelessWhimper
Thank you! :)
CarelessWhimper
Seeing how he started to appear in all those white american christian movies, no surprise he's maga and stupid
swishmantastic
What about Nick Cage?
OliverClothesoff70
#6 I vaguely remember a Superboy show that only ever aired in syndication. Is that him?
abtei
where is nick cage's superman?
gnomedeplume
never officially portrayed him
no, his head photoshopped onto a model at the end of The Flash doesn't count
IordNeko
He sure tried to though
DarkAthena
Dean Cain in smarmy and gross.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Wait until the white supremacists find out he’s got Japanese ancestry.
kittyanya
Dammit, I was thinking about watching that series again, too. Least I got the OG on DVD and can enjoy an illegal alien saving mankind.
TI99Kitty
I really enjoyed Lois & Clark. Then I learned he was a Trumptard (when he got fired from "Supergirl" and his character was killed off, off-screen), and immediately sold my L&C DVDs. I just can't watch the show, knowing what a piece of shit he is.
And he used to be my second-favorite Superman, after Christopher Reeve. :/
kittyanya
I have all of Christopher's Superman movies on DVD, even the corny IV. I'm staring at my Louis & Clark DVD set and wondering if I should burn it or toss it at game Stop and get a few bucks.
JAPONfan
I bet he hates immigrants because his dad left his mother
IordNeko
Is #1 the Smallville version?
Only ever seen 2, 3, 5, 7, and 8 for sure.
Notgonnasaynobut
Yes Tom Welling
JesaraB
And the image is shopped together, he never worse the suit at that age, he did reprise the role of Clark Kent in an Arrowverse thing, but it was a version of him who had given up his powers for the sake of settling down and having a family with Lois on the family farm.
IordNeko
LOL I remember that scene "I'm still stronger" was priceless.
WhiteRhino723
tygerpsimatrix
Hah, Batman V Superman IRL
wannasee
Dean Cain Tenaka is half Japanese. If he hate immigrants then he probably hates his "half-breed" self more than any of the others. He should self deport.
woozle
Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baio's
DorkJedi
The Dukes of Hasbeen
Asadsadsadclown
Not even Superman would have his back.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Sheer poetry
wadatahmydamie
Then who’s the Rob Schneider of John Voight’s?
080080
tim allen.
klaceo
GabbyJayYay
Dean *Tanaka
mcglirkymeow
With Kirk Cameron’s hair dye.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Beat me to it
woozle
TalkingSnake
I understood that and I wish I didn’t.
nclu
Honestly, I’ve understood much worse
woozle
BenderRodriguz1010
I recently heard that. It holds well. I don't want to wish harm on anyone really, but I hope he gets fucked up. Bad. While wearing a superman shirt, even if it's underneath.
ongabonga
GamiCross
Superman turned into Otis...
GabbyJayYay
Dean Tanaka looks like the type that eats bananas for its shape
CatEyebrows
What a chode
nachosyndicate
Fuck/Face
BenderRodriguz1010
I'd say he never really was lol One memorable role. That's it. I can't name anything else he's ever been in.
Shaodyn
He had that Ripley's Believe it or Not show several years ago. Other than that, IDK.
Darkwell
That show could have been presented by the teleprompter he was reading off of.
BenderRodriguz1010