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Nov 4, 2022 4:00 PM
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JinxRocks
If he thinks Trump is so great, why isn't he 100% invested in Trump's businesses?
brickius
Your stockbroker ment firms that manufacture that stuff cos they're gonna make a mint selling it to shills like you
Deletingmypastandfuture
they actually be telling him to buy while stocks are cheap
PrinceOfWhales
Sorbo is an embarrassment to mythical characters and real people.
KittyKlimt6
For what is he so unpopular?
norrinraddsboard
Sounds like advice a stockbroker would give, so that tracks
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
ReverseSyzygy
Discgolfing
Not gonna lie, I still like watching Hercules. I have a sweet tooth for 90s shows. Sorbo seems like a really messed up guy tho
fastjeff
I'm sure his hurcules money will get him 4 bullets and a few cans of beans.
ISeeAlmostEverything
A burn, most elegant.
Vicissitude
He stole that punchline from Gremlins 2
FaithAlone
Surprised he wasn’t talking to Alex Jones
jimmythehat1
Kevbo, those… those aren’t stocks. I think you’re getting ripped off man.
swedeonamoose
Every time the gunsexuals in the US start panicbuying ammo cuz of the new big scare it also gets harder to find over here -.-
ProPain666
But it´s a predictable problem atleast.
swedeonamoose
Ye but here its never really cheap enough to bunker it up to begin with.
thequicksilver
And then everyone broke out in applause.
thereitis101
Imgur is the only place I ever hear of Kevin Sorbo. I’m curious as to why. He doesn’t matter. Nobody cares about his opinion.
muchLongerUsername
I mean, they're not entirely wrong. Ammo holds value well, and has only gone up for awhile now. The liquidity is poor, but it's an OK asset.
muchLongerUsername
What they're implying is that you're going to need them soon, but as a commodity to hold onto for a profit, you could do a lot worse.
TheVampireDante
So the Metro and Mad Max take... Quality ammunition makes valuable trading material for other essentials.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Only if you find someone who has the right gun for the kind of ammo you've got.
Drinkfist
The actual line is "Canned food and shotguns" from Grimlins 2.
invaderjak
Oh, peanut.
TheSongofRiver
Thnx to Lucy 'peanut' has become my favorite insult
Greenshield
Ripping off gremlins? Really?
NoNameFred
The stockbroker is just trying to get Sorbo to lock himself in a bunker, and STOP CALLING!
ricpaul
CedricDur
Not enough upvotes, friendo, so have one more.
GlandersonBooper360
Was wondering was that was going. Definitely not..... disappointed. ?
Kamchatkah
Pure poetry
TopherBirth
I would assume this just means he just bought stock in canned goods and ammunition and is hoping this tweet will send it up.
ToonamiT0M
PineappleLoopsBroether
Kevin Sorbo is like real life Johnny Drama.
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staceyjorgenson31415
She used to quite regularly SMACK him down on his ridiculous Twats ;) She’s most excellent ?
haileymonster
staceyjorgenson31415
???
MeisterKleister
SickSadWhirled
blaghart
Kakhtus
nowinsituation
Who still has a stock broker?
morninggloryshade777
Not him. What income does he have today?
InfocalypseRising
I visited the stock exchange a couple years back. It was like five sad guys talking about how cool the stock exchange used to be
nowinsituation
Like the Wolf of Wall Street....but not anymore...no one really knows anything, its all hype and b.s.- ride the waves and get lucky
nowinsituation
or just invest smart and hold it for a long long time
nowinsituation
Yes, but you don't need a broker for that...just do your research.
tr26
Savvy people have an RIA.
metalrulercid
Who still has a Kevin Sorbo??
Alfadorfox
Who still has access to a Toys 'R' Us?
Icommentandpostmypets
They're going to be back in some Macy stores.
sleeperkid
Kevin bought the phone there in 2002…preparing for that very moment.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Canadians. It was a separate corp which wasn't killed when the US one was.
gtollie
This is a dated term now IMO. They’re all called different variations of “financial advisors” now. But who knows, maybe Kevin still has one
tr26
Yup. And many employees of brokerages hold a series 7 and never talk to an individual customer.
jpparkenbone
That's correct. I'm a broker rep but not an advisor rep. I am able to submit transactions for people but cannot advise them.
sleeperkid
People with a stack of Hercules dvds.
noid20
Stackbroker
DarthFutuza
quadruple dipping!?
jonbenwaa
standingalone
You mean Blockbuster?
sleeperkid
TheDrunkNinja
Alright, I laughed
okbruh
ArchangelZeriel
Upvoted for the sheer audacity.
Baughr
Lol i had to check to see if you commented on your comment.
Heisanevilgenius
Haha you idiot
UnhelpfulAnswers
Lmao
solsactual
Beezlebubble
This is some advanced shit posting. We need to go further
GodsFoot
We must go deeper
baneshiver
Waiting for @sleeperkid reply.
sleeperkid
That would be a quintuple dip. I’m still in training for that…
UnholyMoses
dasAchteck
bold strategy, triple dipping.
lighterletter
He earned it if you ask me, that was artful
palmo
It's the first comment on almost all his posts now.
baals
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
vash77
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
The rest of us when we never thought to triple-dip
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
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DigiT00l
I mean, those don't matter anymore
Arracor
For just $4 a month I'll vouch for @OP
Sprinx
Dang, that’s 50% off, can’t pass up that deal
DrSleepyPhZzz
skeletalbong
I went back to upvote this comment and then was even more impressed to find it was made by OP. Bra-fucking-vo!
RavenVG
We can go deeper... Wait for this to be featured on Facebook
sleeperkid
#Inspiration
Redyls
thats some impressive farming. lol
DarthFutuza
wtf it's just 3 guys in a trenchcoat!
CardeasIV
Sill better than 3 coats in a guy,ey
ScriveningKnight
Always has been
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
Triplets in 3 trenchcoats
NotAHugeSpider
Septcanmat
False! It’s one guy dressed as 3 guys in a trench coat!
DarthFutuza
Is he made of trench coat or of guy, he screams for he does not know.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
someone out of sight yells "CUT! That's a wrap, folks" You claw at your trenchcoat, ripping it open to reveal you're Gary Oldman
DarthFutuza
NotAHugeSpider