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Nov 6, 2018 9:52 AM
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Faloopsinarb
Iinajoki360
Op likes friendzone memes
hobobobo
Yeah the last one screams 9gag
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
That's a very Batman way of being supportive.
kojenk
"Did not have war"?
Chingchilla
no, "did not had war"
BlueLanternBraxx
Last time I went to the movies alone which I like to do, friends I hadn't seen in years showed up and sat with. Wouldn't shut up. FML
SatoriEnlightenment
#10 Friend wants to know who these people are? What is the context here? Why is this funny or interesting? Thanks.
shyfry
I think it’s just highlighting how bad their relationship is, yet on social media it looks like they’re having fun.
chitterbug
A few seconds of video doesn't tell us anything about their relationship. There are many different possibilities for these reactions.
shyfry
That’s fair. That’s just my take on it.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
https://imgur.com/xz8C8O2
AnnieGoolahee
#1 Most of my friends are from forced adoptions... they saw me alone and decided that I was a stray that needed to be taken in.
daschizznitting
The Diablo memes are slaying me ?
DefenderTIM
That "Pyramid Scheme" box could also be labeled "Charity Solicitation".
meganical
Fuck FaceBook for getting on board with that charity solicitation crap. People sending messages to donate to their charities all the time
DefenderTIM
It's funny how many old college acquaintances remember me decades later when they're suddenly supporting a cause.
clairemarie91
Maybe Austin is her brother? Or cousin? Or gay?
martymar87
#24. Everyone dies alone? Apparently you've never heard of Jonestown.
Usstiberiusk
mksu
#1 Please, for the love of fuck, listen to this person. Being alone and quiet is not a situation that needs remedying. Inane smalltalk is.
Korobase
At the very least, don't get all indignant when I basically tell you to 'fuck off and leave me alone'.
mksu
That there isn't a truly socially acceptable way to decline unsolicited attempts at socialization bugs the shit out of me.
HeyOhBotchedToe
I know where the Bath cop shop is! I grew up near there. Yay relevance.
Toiletseatpolio
I looked it up on the innerweb! It puts you right next to the parking lot. Yay, sitting on the toilet.
Hutchy01
I look forward to watching Charles coronation at the age of 154.
Talligan
I have to eat by myself sometimes when I travel for work. Its surprisingly relaxing and freeing. Very peaceful.
Talligan
I once finished a 24 hour beamtime stint at APS and sat to eat before I passed out. Someone sat beside me cause I looked lonely ...
Talligan
I would have preferred to eat alone. Although he was very friendly to chat to.
Talligan
... so I had to make polite conversation for 30 minutes after being up for like 30+ hours.
TechJeeper
#19 Great to see Bath PD in a Meme Dump!
borraccha
Tomato: good meme dump +1
ForTheRepublic212th
When he asked “don’t you have phones?” I was finished
litgeek306
I haven't been following, what happened?
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
GlassCanon
This is going to have leeeegs
HughLaurie
Yeah fuckers, that's where I keep my Bejeweled and Tetris. I don't want to play marquee games on a 4" screen with half inch speaker.
squirrelfury
I wasn't even watching and I got pissed off.
GoldenSun3DS
"I don't like anal" "Do you not have a butthole?"
CapsShield
Don't you have hearthstone on your phone? /s
delitescency
"Do you guys not have phones"*
WKBetafiggit
Did they really ask that?
ilavalamp
The completly wrong time, place, and buildup for that announcement but I doubt many people in that room don't have any games on their phone…
aether11
I'm torn - I think phones have good gaming potential, and there should be more big titles. But Diablo? NOT LIKE THIS
hxchip
Give it a chance, the demo was really solid for my whole group at the con.
ilavalamp
that said ActBlizz should have taken note of what happened to EA with C&C Rivals... Just because you aren't EA doesn't mean you are immune…
SweetZombiJesus
Right, but likely not games that complex. I shrank the trailer down to cell phone size on my monitor and it looked like shit.
ilavalamp
I prefer simpler games on my phone as well but since phones also have a 1080p screen scaling down to ~240p on your PC isn't a good test.
SweetZombiJesus
For resolution maybe, but a good test for "screen clutter". With so much happening on screen it just won't look decent (just my opinion).
ilavalamp
ah gotcha. I took your 'looks like shit' to involve the sharpness/quality. Not my style of mobile gaming anyways so not sure how it compares
Vaanhalen
Here's why the mob is right. You pay cash to go to blizzcon to learn about the new serious pc games. EA STAR WARS BATTLEFIELD FOR Mobile,
Vaanhalen
"Diablo edition ft lootboxes" is not appropriate. Its like paying for a big meal and getting a candy bar-- and then getting attacked over it
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
Blizzard is so out of touch it isn't even funny
rarelyaccuratefacts
They're in touch with successful business models. I don't really get the outrage. Are you a hardcore Diablo player? This isn't for you.
Kangarou
They're out of touch with players, not investors.
IWantToSpaceBattleYou
China and a bunch more of the Asian market play mobile games heavily. Not to mention a large chunk of the under 16 market.
beez428
Fuck the under 16 market.
beez428
Don't fuck the under 16 market.
IWantToSpaceBattleYou
It's not so much of a dumb business move, as just not good for Diablo. Would have been smarter to bring the platform a new IP.
NotPortlandca
I'm not here to criticize suplexes, but you're doing it wrong.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Rfsrio2
Well... The adds are related to your personal interest based on your internet history.
ijustwonamathdebate
Kiss the ring, swear allegiance!
Partytor
Bend the knee!
SociopathicOtter
Part the knees
drainbamage1011
Get your money back from that hooker.
notintoyoga
She was half price, NOT A DEAL
blkbox
is this the ads everyone is talking about? this site needs a better ad provider lol
St3WasHere
There's no "Eat Ass" option? Romance really is dead.
HenrySeymour
Ask for that ring, that chocolate starfish, that rosebud, that fart box.
sundaymondayhippyday
HenrySeymour
A metaphor for what?
Didntforgetaboutdre
Kiss her ring, it's all the rage nowadays
AnonOmis1000
Ok so it's not just me who got these ads
pudgychicken
ask for the RING
Theriseofubar92
Ask for the ring so you dont have to find out why she cost half price.
LesbianAndroid
One day I'll stop getting straight ads and get quality stuff like this
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Yesss, my precioussss.
LeopardCay
Kiss her!
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
You now have won herpes
TwoDogsInABathtub
Clearly you didn't see the next panel where they realize she was a half priced
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
But should I lock it down first? I mean Beyonce has made her thoughts on the matter very clear
shorey66
Jesus I forgot how bad the ads were on this site! Thank fuck for blokada.
WendyTheWendigo
Tongue punch her fartbox
bartonfinkly
DoubleRainbowGuy
Me
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
Lean in for a sniff
deeptechinc
Fuck her in the pussy
HomieBologna
Butt stuff
thisusernamestakenn
Pee on her, assert dominance make her kiss you
Kamishiro
Get an adblock.
HelloMax
For iOS? Ok what’s the name?
Kamishiro
I use this one. It's not free, but works great.
LocalZoophile
You have to import a list of ad hosts that it redirects to 0.0.0.0.0 or something like that. Because they gotta sneak by Apple who says
LocalZoophile
Ad blockers are not allowed on the app store.
LocalZoophile
If you want 'em for free, wait until they show up here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/apps-gone-free-daily-tips/id470693788?mt=8
LocalZoophile
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/weblock-adblock-proxy/id558818638?mt=8 or you could try this one, which is also pretty good.
LocalZoophile
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/adblock/id691121579?mt=8
agermanguy
That selfie one is surreal.
Mooninites
That was concerning
gastonlikegaston
Probably a mother asking for a picture of her son and husband at the game
sincerelyponyboy
Yeah I felt a little empty after watching that
dissociativeidentitydisorder
which one?
Spacebandit
dissociativeidentitydisorder
thanks pal
IAmTiredOfRacismAndAnger
internet and social media, yeah all real! life is hard, we like the internet to lie to us to give us hope.
tkolber
I don’t get it
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
Yeah, that parent is fucked up
swagb98623
Or there's currently nothing to smile about, maybe their team is losing?
PaintYourWagon
Can I ask why? How is this different from 'say cheeeese!' which has been a thing for generations...
shiyal
Limburger.
SweetZombiJesus
In my experience, usually taking a picture with loved ones will keep a slight smile on people's faces for more than 1 second after.
PaintYourWagon
Most of the time I see kids posing with parents or relatives in a forced "say cheese" situation I have seen different but who knows.
KonaDarbles
Yyyeah my friend, who's stupid, ha, doesn't get what's going on, or is the guy just a speedy peado?
sheptar
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TwoDogsInABathtub
Divorced / Separated parents, Shared custody.
wingweaver415
what is #10 exactly?
klown98
Ya i dont get it
LinguisticBitch
The first one is cringy as fuck. WHY document every fucking 'good' action by posting it on facebook.
OiishikataAK
Pretty sure that, that is Twitter...
LinguisticBitch
Would just calling it social media change the fact he dis it for attention instead of good will? Don't be daft.
Korobase
He is obviously trying to get some puus by showing off what a nice guy he is, its probably his grandma or something.
LinguisticBitch
That pic screams 'LOOK AT ME BEING HUMAN. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY NICENESS'.
habermas
#2 reminded of the face on the OBEY t-shirts
Noonewantstoseemenakedanymore
You mean the faces from They Live, John Crapenter movie from 1988?
VitaminJay
You mean 'Andre the Giant'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse
iLikeHockey
That's Andre the Giant
habermas
Yes that’s the one
xSquirrelly
The last one is his sister on his shoulders, not a friend or girlfriend.
jepplax
shhh, the guys here need to believe women are getting whats coming to them, the dreaded 'zone of friendship'
LarvaLamp
As someone who was friendzoned many times, it is heartbreaking and frustrating, but it never lead me to hatred.
sundaymondayhippyday
Mature? Odd
DenverCoderIX
That makes it even more awkward tbh.
SeaCaakes
#1 most often, when people are alone, they usually WANT to be alone. The intent is sweet though, and if they don't mind your company, then-
SaItamontes
Well, sometimes that's the difference between![]()
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SaItamontes
(And, on an unrelated note, @sarah, Imgur's treatment of image links is starting to confuse me.)
Cheesecakecrush
I had someone come up to me and my first thoughts, and words, were "Who the fuck are you?"
zimirken
There's a tiny chinese place I like that has a tiny lunch buffet and very few tables but it's cheap and popular. You don't get to sit alone
AGreaterDane
If I'm sitting alone, please, ffs, do not join me. Wtf is wrong with you. I'm sitting alone intentionally, don't make me babysit you.
themaskedhobo
Old and alone is very often immensely different that young and alone. Many elderly people crave conversation but have no one.
RicheTheBuddha
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
sundaymondayhippyday
sundaymondayhippyday
This isn’t “I want to be a loner and by myself” like the young woman in the meme, it’s I’m always fucking alone, it ain’t a choice
sundaymondayhippyday
See her in 50 years and it ain’t so funny
digme
“I was a meme once, you know..”
sundaymondayhippyday
You must be have handed around like a puppy in a playground.....ahem?
StonesOnTheHill
I'd most likely assume I was being scammed in some way.
SeaCaakes
I would say go for it!
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
But how can you know if they don’t mind your company without bugging them first? Schrodinger’s loner.
MagnoliaStone
i would 100% misunderstand someone joining me while i'm alone. I like doing things by myself but would let someone join me>
MagnoliaStone
LateNightBunnyParty
As a mom, amen to this. Let's get lunch together some time...but sit at separate tables across the room and also don't look at me.
MagnoliaStone
sounds good. i feel this friendship will last a life time.
Eristicrat
And if you do it for godsakes don't whore it out for internet attention. Just ... do the nice thing.
Wookieoo7
The bible actually has a line about this. Those who do good polish the inside of their cup those whose who brag about it only polish outside
eeskay
This
SergeOrge
even 90% of confession bears on this site are really thinly veiled humblebrags, so good luck with getting people to show some humility ;)
ArdentSlacker
Ask once, politely, and accept any refusal.
HenryLongfellowIII
How about just fuck off to begin with and save us both some time and aggravation? Just a polite suggestion.
MysteryX95
I can't upvote this enough @ExtraUpvote
BndrBndngRdrgz
Here let me help.
BreakTheCircle
@ExtraUpvote
crazymojomonkey
If we knew how to have civil discourse I would love to see this in the US - seriously it would do so much to heal us. Either that or if we
crazymojomonkey
2/were all armed. (I know it's America, but there's still 3 people in California who aren't packing...Damn hippies)
PassionateIndifference
#1 can't tell you how many times I wanted a quick solitary meal, to study/eat, just be alone but instead run into people at the dinning hall
sundaymondayhippyday
That’s so different then being an elderly person with no family, right?
PassionateIndifference
True but who says that's the case here. Old people aren't alone by default and despite have friends and family, I'm often alone in public
relicen
Who said anything about elderly people?
sundaymondayhippyday
The picture
sundaymondayhippyday
Greypuppy
One of the people in the image is an elderly woman, that's why they mentioned it.
relicen
Text says stranger and everyone in the comment section is talking about any stranger, not the elderly.
Sauroctonus
What's the deal with Americans meeting old acquaintances who try to rope them into pyramid schemes?
keyblader1985
It's not just an American thing. I've heard it happens a lot in Japan too.
CryingDuringFinals
I don't know what to tell you other than I know at least two guys that do this where I'm from (Iceland)
MacClay
If the old acquaintances weren't involved in pyramid schemes, they wouldn't get in contact, thus creating an observational bias in behavior.
jepplax
they have a strong need to get rich as individuals because they have no public healthcare and its frightening enough to trump common sense
jimmyhowlett
In Canada it's just because they have a conservative mentality. They always need more money
Bottlecapboy
You cant write "trump" and "common sense" next to each other like that
jepplax
*shakes fist at the sky * you cant do anything next to each other anymore!
absoliutenus
What do you mean there has been no war in Europe in 73 years. The wa rd in Kosovo was 17 years ago
CleverAndOriginalAndFunny
The only wars that matter in Europe are the World Wars because America gets invited to play.
anonnona887
They mean wars they haven't caused basically. Before the 1800s most wars were causes by them. (Minor wars not world wars)
WILSOOOOON
*inter-state wars. Then it is correct
Goldscuttle
They only count wars where rich people were killed or inconvenienced.
beastofburidan
That’s basically potato europe
lacnome
It wasnt a major one, so half of europe dont even know it happened.
secretdpp
That wasn't a war. That was a series of mass murders and human rights violations
Spacebandit
Also ww1 and ww2 . Were not small wars.
ITellPeopleWhatToPaint
World War 2 ended 73 years ago
azhellboy
Eastern block don’t count. Duh
Sauroctonus
Ireland. You know, the IRA bombings and all that stuff.
justthebearnecessities
not sure that war were declared, more like civil (very) disobedience?
Betonov
Slovenia, 1991, first war in Europe after WW2
srs00
The cold war was also very much a real war. Mostly behind the scenes, but people died.
MuresanDani
Are we counting Georgia?
TheySaidAllTheGoodUsernamesWereTaken
No.
ThePerks2010
I think it's more aimed at Victorian Britain even tho I'm sure the Crimean war and Franco Prussian war kills that argument
yesimreallystorm
My cousin got his throat slit there, stopping terrorists from getting on base. He lived!
CaptainClarification
Is there something. preven.ting speaking .about European wars wit.hout terrible grammatica.l errors?
smellsmiketeenspirit
Also, dictatorships in Greece and Spain and the bad stuff in Ireland.
Berethian
"The bad stuff in Ireland" covers the majority of Ireland's history. Why the fuck you think there are so many Irish in other countries?
smellsmiketeenspirit
You should have sex.
DenverCoderIX
Potato, potahto.
kommenntatrozadrrrgusoj
Nobody cares about eastern europe Just like about middle east
beastofburidan
Tomato europe>potato europe
AnImpossibleGirl
Hey, Germany is really big on potatoes! Well that's a weird thing to get defensive over...
BlyroneBlashinton
Have fun with your tomato vodka and your tomato fries.
Hexo231
Kosovo is not Europe.
absoliutenus
It is , it was part of Serbia before the war
Hexo231
Kosovo is not Europe.
Hexo231
Its sarcasm. I said " Kosovo is not Europe" I mean this in absolute terms, you all assumed I was being negative when im just autistic.
Truntelunte
Yes it is. Eastern Europe
Hexo231
No its not. Prove it.
absoliutenus
Google maps you freaking tard ha ha ha
Hexo231
I am correct. Kosovo is not Europe. It is also not Eastern Europe. It is a country in Europe.
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
Yeah, and that argument I had with that Belgian idiot in 2015, that was pretty rough.
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
Found the Belgian. Fucks sake dudes, lighten up!
Aranon
Was it one of the only wars America didn't feel entitled to fuck about in?
dijital101
No, it was another one where their European neighbors were turning a blind eye and the US sent a flood of troops over.
azhellboy
Yeah we only go to Europe when we have to save their punk asses from nazi death camps
chromofoam
Many of the British still consider themselves to be silently at war with the French.
chromofoam
Guys relax your sphincters you don’t need to downvote every joke you see. Calm yo titties.
Alphariusmaybe
It's not so much war, we essentially abide in a state of mutual and eternal hatred for one another.
OphelianAshe
Britain and France are siblings. We're constantly picking on each other, but when someone else tries we gang up on them.
JapeLord42
Meh, we're family , siblings even. We're suppose to nick each other's stuff, piss the other off, an glare across the dinner table.
Hutchy01
Silently? Have you not been watching the Brexit negotiations, the most extreme Tories won't be happy until we get France in the deal.
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
You forgot about Crimea!
SantasAnagram
Or the not-American Georgia.
LavaAxe
Def not in Europe
Rengii
https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/is-georgia-in-europe-or-asia.html
houseofbrick
Oh Crimea a river
helagos
Oh darn, you beat me to it... 10hrs ago.
IAmTheBadW01f
zeroexistence
what about ukraine, is ukraine in europe, I'm still not sure.
BlyroneBlashinton
absoliutenus
it is , dang I forgot about it
Phoebii
Yes, Ukraine is in Europe, minus that part that is occupied by russian scum. (Technical term)
SjyiN
Europe wished. They don't wanna lose the pipeline.
beastofburidan
Potato Europe
Hexo231
Ukraine is weak
Hexo231
Ppl downvoting are 15yos who will never see pr understand Seinfeld. Libtards.
GriffinMann41
You alright?
Hexo231
Yes.
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
"Ukraine not weak!"
RealScienceMan
Ukraine is part of mother Russia as all things should be, nothing greater than mother Russia, now drink your tea, never mind the taste!
justthebearnecessities
do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Mmmmm, finest Polonium.
AmbulatoryMoss
Jokes on them, that just juices up the ol' Cylon reactor even better
drGrafenberg
It was not part of what was Europe when I grew up. Now I think you can call it Europe. Because of the mountains.
Hexo231
I think you are referring to Montenegro
drGrafenberg
Nope.
ThePiniestApple
The Urals more likely
Agisek
You see, that's not Europe, a common American can only remember Britain, Germany and France, the rest is probably middle-east or Africa
22087meinePLZ
But still then, what about north ireland
DenverCoderIX
Spaniard here, can confirm many folks from the USA believe we live somewhere near Mexico.
sewrowhaywaythebeginning
It's alright, America is New York, California, Texas and Florida, the rest are hill billies... wait, there're some islands somewhere...
KidneyBeene
*looks at the Grand Canyon* Uh.. OK, sure... I guess I will be Texas then.
LadyCottonHead
Oh oh and the cold one that looks like it should be part of Canada.
TwoDogsInABathtub
It's important to note that "New York" in this case is the city, not the state.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
As midwesterner I can say that all countries east of Germany are Russia & we haven't heard from them since Rocky kicked their asses in 1985
DrSuvat
The fuck is a Midwesterner?? Is that some fancy name for a non-middle eastern person??
Rkfinecake
Midwest = center to center west United States.
AnImpossibleGirl
I like how they just leave out the country and expect everyone to get the context. Like if someone just said yeah I'm from the high lands.
GirlsRgrossEWW
Well... technically you're not wrong.
furzinderdose
Like a Westernwesterner but more ind the middle
DaddyDendy
From the middle-western part of America. As if you had to ask if he was American.
EchoOfSnac
DrSuvat
Jesus what... thanks, I needed that, but whhaat...?