Nov 3, 2019 7:56 PM
valenta007
91145
3055
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KAG444
some good air
takeonme11
The car stopped didn’t it??
Krashtestdummy
biblioteker
This should be a meme template.
We care enough to send our condolences, but not enough to actually attend the funeral.
AdirtybadgerFart
Ford Fusion knows a synth when it sees one.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And it doesn’t even have to ask the kid about an upside down turtle to do it.
Faasel524
Not enough Focus
AtsaMattaForMe
v
AHistoryofDrunks
Hahaha, that kid got wrecked!
FilthyPierre
didgeboy287
Old school demotivator, nice
Chimpanzeezeetop
Kid should look both ways before crossing the street
whatsisname
Operators of heavy machinery should be responsible for safely operating them.
swisstraeng
sometimes there are things you can't prevent. Both the driver and pedestrian should watch for each other.
BrrToe
Just natural selection doing its job.
beretrouge
Teach kids to look both ways before crossing in the first place! Solve the problem at its source!
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Skynet does not consider that a failure.
degenerator
That was the kid that said, "Hey mom. What's wrong with Wolfie?" Skynet did not appreciate the ruse.
therealsarahconnor
That’s okay. I’ll help.
Dionysus187
"only superficial damage to vehicle: Success"
killjoyXII
SkynetAnnihilation
TheStealthHippopotamus
Minimum damage to the car
BigDickLaCroix
7of9 agrees. Resistance is futile
PADDYOT
Why did he keep walking out in front of the car? Maybe that's why they call 'em dummies.
coffeematemothafucka
Yea maybe to an untrained naked eye such as yourself
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Tbh, neither do I.
PhotoTopher
zeacorzeppelin10
it was a successful test
TognaBlony
Legion.
LiterallyAwesome
Ugh ...
Darkspire
Feature, not a bug.
DonLadd
Fuck I could watch kids getting hit all day. I don't give a fuck about your kids.
ialreadyfappedtothat
You could slice marble with that edge you total badass.
ballpeenX
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
rnorja
Failed...yeah
BoredCreep
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Remove the people who don't look both ways before walking out.
shatterstar22
I watched that longer than I should have
feren
The sound seals the deal.
CaffeineManic
I'm pre-emptively telling all you walnuts that the word you want is "brake", "brakes", or "braking", not any variation of "break".
shuya82
Come on, give me a break.
Rosie2003
I think you mean “give me a brake”
I went with literal humor instead of smart ass humor, maybe I chose wrong :-/
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did you see that kid break right in two? Someone's going to need to break out two stretchers. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo .
I expected no less. Except maybe you should have spelled it all in variations of "brake".
My brain won't allow my fingers to be that retarded.
steerAwwPrincess
It didn’t fail. It just didn’t stop in time.
FievelsBrotherFourvel
it was smart enough to know that wasn't a real person so it didn't bother stopping
absoliutenus
success
FeeltheFX
Mmm...as much as I’d Ike to believe that. I think auto brake applies to anything that you might get too close to at a certain speed
ratcamper
They need to test it with real people.
DALLASLAVOWNER
Ford finally living up to its moniker (FORD - Found on Road Dead)
joc101
Didn't sense a pulse
strideo
But it's okay to just plow through any non human obstacles?
LordHosk
Syk0tik0ne
PapaNurgleLovesYou
FoxChaos
WANT!
Where did you find such a tasteful bag?
if it's an obvious attempt at trickery and a mockery of the intelligence of the vehicle, then yes
WhySoSeverusSnape
Nobody knew it all started with the cars. Nobody listens.
tasteslikechaos
Dude I literally remember to thank Alexa every now and then and ask her how she is doing....just in case....
Idk why, but this made me laugh hard
Believe it or not AI has done things like this, figuring out its being 'tested' and start gaming the test.
Teamwoolf
Oh, oh no. I do not like.
https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/
I asked a friend about this that works in AI if its legit and he already knew ALL about it, and it is.
I doubt thats the case here, though
BloodyTanookiSuit
I’ll say. I’ve counted 619 fails so far, and not a single avoidance.
Simusar
Maybe it needs a soul for the detector to work, try it with a real child
HeyArabella
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# Nissan Maxima avoided the kid
owlest
how do we know these arent rigged by Nissan?
Istheusernamesupposedtobecatchy
Hyundai Ioniq also performs well. 5 stars in Euro NCAP tests
Livefromlalaland
And the Subaru!!! Lol, So did others I just really love my Subaru ?
awholelotofnothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigUeW05HSM
That was awesome!
ZakuX
Awesome link.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
better source: https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/performance-of-pedestrian-crash-prevention-varies-among-midsize-cars
Lots of cars did well, other did poorly
yacko69
https://media1.tenor.com/images/4988bf571adbd4edc5df437a8530eba4/tenor.gif?itemid=5056977
Noodlespanker
Wouldn't autobrake sometimes be better than no autobrake at all?
noncommital
Lacks realism, fill the dummy with pigs blood.
OneUpperSteve
That’s the spirit
leonth3duke
Meanwhile my Subaru eye sight assist hard braked due to a damn long hanging branch in a parking lot.
tpanyS
Or the random shadow in the road and it's all like "OBSTRUCTION AHEAD *BRAAAAAAAAAAKES*" lol.
SubtleOrc
Any car driven by anyone is not going to stop in time in that scenario
Subjugatealllife
False, this gif is part of a video, a few cars stopped properly in time in the video.
Cooljesas
I disagree. Car would stop if you were paying attention and had good brakes. Many cars other cars passed this test
Thanks for disagreeing politely. I still maintain car was going too fast for it to stop
ohDannyBoi
If someone was driving that was paying close enough attention, I think they could have stopped in time though. The kid can be seen for 1/2
Quite a while before the car hits him. Slamming on the brakes would stop you before hitting him/her. Plus the kid would probably move faster
Once they saw the car slamming on the brakes. 3/3 (PS F the character limit in this app)
benkey1
And how does this compare to a human driver?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
In the case of the Focus specifically; worse.
gogoforgomez2017
You can see the moment of brain damage
braingain
Needs sound
BananaShip
Too many kids anyways
NavaHo07
https://youtu.be/k1wBcmvcTc8
notalk
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
The all new 2020 Darwin by Ford
ButterLube
No. Too many old people in politics.
♫ Too many kids (too many kids) ♫
puffyjacket69
Oh I get. It's funny because running over kids is a good thing. Quality humorous content edge lord.
pontiac53
Too many adults, kids aren’t the problem
PhloydPhan
Why does the stupid kid keep walking out in front of the same car?
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
don't kinkshame him
TheDudeanator
He's a dummy
Cucumberclouds
That kid is back on the escalator again
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
infiniteblaze
Not sure who was running that test...at that rate of speed and that amount of time to react, it's not possible to avoid hitting that kid.
Wazzamaniac
At this point, not slowing down was an act of mercy.
mitharas
Wow, what a baseless and wrong statement.
27yoUGLYvirgin
And everyone upvotes despite this comment being flat out wrong, provenly so. Why imgur, why?
Pyranamus
Ok this guy’s definitely hit some kids in a school zone
WhatzitTooya
I suppose an automated system should have much
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Except several cars did just that. Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU#
weaponhowlet
own a 2013 fusion can't say it wouldn't hit the kid but it stops on a fucking dime if you slam on the brake
IIHS. Look at this angle: https://youtu.be/6owYPHpmDLU?t=81 It would be possible for a human driver to stop.
The car is already visible in the reflection off the parked car when the kid passes into view. No matter what it's a tragedy in the making.
Radiationaxolotl
Even if you can't stop, a slow impact is better than a fast one.
jimmityjammity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# many cars did do absolutely fine and switched on humans would too.
WardSharlow
I don't see how heavy LSD usage makes you a better driver.
DoomFather
I thought the same but I posted some source and the Nissan Maxima does not hit the kid in the same test.
Enol13
Where’s the sauce? I dont think it’s possible
That’s amazing, sure doesn’t look possible.
imno0or1
Ik some car use sonar(echo location) to predict any moving object obstructed by view
DocTanner
It's amazing how much the poor reaction time and inaccurate responses of humans plays into braking distance. We really, really suck at it.
EarlGreyOrDeath
How was the test dummy in the Nissan? Stopping that fast has got to cause some minor whiplash or something.
DarinTrounce
Fair point but coming to a fast stop by hitting a car/truck would likely be worse?
Wow! +2 to you, and to the Nissan Maxima... Now to see just how much that reduces insurance for the Maxima; might be my next purchase!
pinhero
Do you have a history of driving into children? Maybe driving lessons and/or a trip to the opticians would be more gooder ideas?
blairmichod
Maximas generally can be bought well below MSRP because it's very difficult to sell since it's in an odd price range.
A load Altima is about the price of a base Maxima and a loaded Maxima is the price of an Infiniti.
RacecarRoadcar
Nissan’s became rubbish after Renault bought them.
KAG444
some good air
takeonme11
The car stopped didn’t it??
Krashtestdummy
biblioteker
This should be a meme template.
biblioteker
We care enough to send our condolences, but not enough to actually attend the funeral.
AdirtybadgerFart
Ford Fusion knows a synth when it sees one.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And it doesn’t even have to ask the kid about an upside down turtle to do it.
Faasel524
Not enough Focus
AtsaMattaForMe
AHistoryofDrunks
Hahaha, that kid got wrecked!
FilthyPierre
didgeboy287
Old school demotivator, nice
Chimpanzeezeetop
Kid should look both ways before crossing the street
whatsisname
Operators of heavy machinery should be responsible for safely operating them.
swisstraeng
sometimes there are things you can't prevent. Both the driver and pedestrian should watch for each other.
BrrToe
Just natural selection doing its job.
beretrouge
Teach kids to look both ways before crossing in the first place! Solve the problem at its source!
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Skynet does not consider that a failure.
degenerator
That was the kid that said, "Hey mom. What's wrong with Wolfie?" Skynet did not appreciate the ruse.
therealsarahconnor
That’s okay. I’ll help.
Dionysus187
"only superficial damage to vehicle: Success"
killjoyXII
AtsaMattaForMe
SkynetAnnihilation
TheStealthHippopotamus
Minimum damage to the car
BigDickLaCroix
7of9 agrees. Resistance is futile
PADDYOT
Why did he keep walking out in front of the car? Maybe that's why they call 'em dummies.
coffeematemothafucka
Yea maybe to an untrained naked eye such as yourself
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Tbh, neither do I.
PhotoTopher
zeacorzeppelin10
TognaBlony
Legion.
LiterallyAwesome
Ugh ...
Darkspire
Feature, not a bug.
DonLadd
Fuck I could watch kids getting hit all day. I don't give a fuck about your kids.
ialreadyfappedtothat
You could slice marble with that edge you total badass.
ballpeenX
r/UnexpectedLetterkenny
rnorja
Failed...yeah
BoredCreep
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Remove the people who don't look both ways before walking out.
shatterstar22
I watched that longer than I should have
feren
The sound seals the deal.
CaffeineManic
I'm pre-emptively telling all you walnuts that the word you want is "brake", "brakes", or "braking", not any variation of "break".
shuya82
Come on, give me a break.
Rosie2003
I think you mean “give me a brake”
shuya82
I went with literal humor instead of smart ass humor, maybe I chose wrong :-/
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did you see that kid break right in two? Someone's going to need to break out two stretchers. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo .
CaffeineManic
I expected no less. Except maybe you should have spelled it all in variations of "brake".
isetprettygirlsonfire
My brain won't allow my fingers to be that retarded.
steerAwwPrincess
It didn’t fail. It just didn’t stop in time.
FievelsBrotherFourvel
it was smart enough to know that wasn't a real person so it didn't bother stopping
absoliutenus
success
Krashtestdummy
FeeltheFX
Mmm...as much as I’d Ike to believe that. I think auto brake applies to anything that you might get too close to at a certain speed
ratcamper
They need to test it with real people.
DALLASLAVOWNER
Ford finally living up to its moniker (FORD - Found on Road Dead)
joc101
Didn't sense a pulse
strideo
But it's okay to just plow through any non human obstacles?
LordHosk
Syk0tik0ne
PapaNurgleLovesYou
PapaNurgleLovesYou
FoxChaos
WANT!
strideo
Where did you find such a tasteful bag?
FievelsBrotherFourvel
if it's an obvious attempt at trickery and a mockery of the intelligence of the vehicle, then yes
WhySoSeverusSnape
Nobody knew it all started with the cars. Nobody listens.
tasteslikechaos
Dude I literally remember to thank Alexa every now and then and ask her how she is doing....just in case....
tasteslikechaos
Idk why, but this made me laugh hard
Dionysus187
Believe it or not AI has done things like this, figuring out its being 'tested' and start gaming the test.
Teamwoolf
Oh, oh no. I do not like.
Dionysus187
https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/
Dionysus187
I asked a friend about this that works in AI if its legit and he already knew ALL about it, and it is.
Dionysus187
I doubt thats the case here, though
BloodyTanookiSuit
I’ll say. I’ve counted 619 fails so far, and not a single avoidance.
Simusar
Maybe it needs a soul for the detector to work, try it with a real child
HeyArabella
Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# Nissan Maxima avoided the kid
owlest
how do we know these arent rigged by Nissan?
Istheusernamesupposedtobecatchy
Hyundai Ioniq also performs well. 5 stars in Euro NCAP tests
Livefromlalaland
And the Subaru!!! Lol, So did others I just really love my Subaru ?
awholelotofnothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigUeW05HSM
Livefromlalaland
That was awesome!
ZakuX
Awesome link.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
better source: https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/performance-of-pedestrian-crash-prevention-varies-among-midsize-cars
physicsisalwaysrelevant
Lots of cars did well, other did poorly
yacko69
https://media1.tenor.com/images/4988bf571adbd4edc5df437a8530eba4/tenor.gif?itemid=5056977
Noodlespanker
Wouldn't autobrake sometimes be better than no autobrake at all?
noncommital
Lacks realism, fill the dummy with pigs blood.
OneUpperSteve
That’s the spirit
leonth3duke
Meanwhile my Subaru eye sight assist hard braked due to a damn long hanging branch in a parking lot.
tpanyS
Or the random shadow in the road and it's all like "OBSTRUCTION AHEAD *BRAAAAAAAAAAKES*" lol.
SubtleOrc
Any car driven by anyone is not going to stop in time in that scenario
Subjugatealllife
False, this gif is part of a video, a few cars stopped properly in time in the video.
Cooljesas
I disagree. Car would stop if you were paying attention and had good brakes. Many cars other cars passed this test
SubtleOrc
Thanks for disagreeing politely. I still maintain car was going too fast for it to stop
ohDannyBoi
If someone was driving that was paying close enough attention, I think they could have stopped in time though. The kid can be seen for 1/2
ohDannyBoi
Quite a while before the car hits him. Slamming on the brakes would stop you before hitting him/her. Plus the kid would probably move faster
ohDannyBoi
Once they saw the car slamming on the brakes. 3/3 (PS F the character limit in this app)
benkey1
And how does this compare to a human driver?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
In the case of the Focus specifically; worse.
gogoforgomez2017
OneUpperSteve
You can see the moment of brain damage
braingain
Needs sound
BananaShip
Too many kids anyways
NavaHo07
https://youtu.be/k1wBcmvcTc8
notalk
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
The all new 2020 Darwin by Ford
ButterLube
No. Too many old people in politics.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
♫ Too many kids (too many kids) ♫
puffyjacket69
Oh I get. It's funny because running over kids is a good thing. Quality humorous content edge lord.
pontiac53
Too many adults, kids aren’t the problem
PhloydPhan
Why does the stupid kid keep walking out in front of the same car?
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
don't kinkshame him
TheDudeanator
He's a dummy
Cucumberclouds
That kid is back on the escalator again
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
infiniteblaze
Not sure who was running that test...at that rate of speed and that amount of time to react, it's not possible to avoid hitting that kid.
Wazzamaniac
At this point, not slowing down was an act of mercy.
mitharas
Wow, what a baseless and wrong statement.
27yoUGLYvirgin
And everyone upvotes despite this comment being flat out wrong, provenly so. Why imgur, why?
Pyranamus
Ok this guy’s definitely hit some kids in a school zone
WhatzitTooya
I suppose an automated system should have much
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Except several cars did just that. Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU#
weaponhowlet
own a 2013 fusion can't say it wouldn't hit the kid but it stops on a fucking dime if you slam on the brake
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
IIHS. Look at this angle: https://youtu.be/6owYPHpmDLU?t=81 It would be possible for a human driver to stop.
infiniteblaze
The car is already visible in the reflection off the parked car when the kid passes into view. No matter what it's a tragedy in the making.
Radiationaxolotl
Even if you can't stop, a slow impact is better than a fast one.
jimmityjammity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6owYPHpmDLU# many cars did do absolutely fine and switched on humans would too.
WardSharlow
I don't see how heavy LSD usage makes you a better driver.
DoomFather
HeyArabella
I thought the same but I posted some source and the Nissan Maxima does not hit the kid in the same test.
Enol13
Where’s the sauce? I dont think it’s possible
shuya82
That’s amazing, sure doesn’t look possible.
imno0or1
Ik some car use sonar(echo location) to predict any moving object obstructed by view
DocTanner
It's amazing how much the poor reaction time and inaccurate responses of humans plays into braking distance. We really, really suck at it.
EarlGreyOrDeath
How was the test dummy in the Nissan? Stopping that fast has got to cause some minor whiplash or something.
DarinTrounce
Fair point but coming to a fast stop by hitting a car/truck would likely be worse?
infiniteblaze
Wow! +2 to you, and to the Nissan Maxima... Now to see just how much that reduces insurance for the Maxima; might be my next purchase!
pinhero
Do you have a history of driving into children? Maybe driving lessons and/or a trip to the opticians would be more gooder ideas?
blairmichod
Maximas generally can be bought well below MSRP because it's very difficult to sell since it's in an odd price range.
blairmichod
A load Altima is about the price of a base Maxima and a loaded Maxima is the price of an Infiniti.
RacecarRoadcar
Nissan’s became rubbish after Renault bought them.