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On today's episode of OP Delivers:
He really did it y'all! I'm proud to represent all of imgur on this glorious day. Just want to say thank you to @Lassannn for being a good sport. I think he even enjoyed it a little.
FP Edit: Wow most viral! Y'all are exactly as sadistic as I expected. Thanks guys, this is my first time on FP so be gentle. Send nudes and puppers.
FreeSpankings
justarocknroller
@Lassannn you might not have gotten any points for this post, but ya got a handful from me. One for every pop in the pills and one for luck.
IHaveAForest
The only men I know that can take a ball beating are the ones who seek ball beatings for one reason or another. Which raises more questions.
ollikahn
fuck you Lassannn's kids
DancesWithHedgehogs
I would be on the fucking ground. +1 for @Lassannn and @MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple
MarkOfTheCovenant
Oh shit, what did I miss
MyNameIsntChris
Someone screenshoted Lasaan's bio and made it to fp, Lasaan asked any imgurian close to him if they want to kick his balls. We are here
WhatABunchOfBastards
WampusCatAttack
IBentMyWookie
dongsamongus2000
Op delivers? This really is the darkest timeline
ChanMan9000
Ok but why?
MelodiousDissonance
Dude just be careful and keep an eye on everything no one wants to see you in the hospital after this.
Lassannn
Everything is perfectly fine. Thanks for caring. No swelling, nothing.
Grizzlious
Fuck him and fuck you too.
SurfHill
Thank you for wearing your masks.
circlebreaker
FUCK YOU(R NUTS) LASAAAAAAAN! Can't believe he's willing to actually deliver, RIP from sack attack. I kid, pls post more classical music OC?
skyezer
Can we please get a classical music day? That would make me so heppy!
Lassannn
You got it.
circlebreaker
FeloniousMonk13
Well Jesus Harold Bagpipe- Playing Christ on an electric scooter, man that looked exceedingly painful, fuckin hurts to watch
Lassannn
I've been in MUCH more pain. I've had them smashed flat as pancakes and was writhing for 10 minutes.
MitchellSnyder
Wow. That actually made my insides hurt. Why does everyone hate you? Because you are just outspoken and say whatever you want?
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
omuaomua
my reaction, when i read kicked as licked... time to stop watching porns...
OutOfStock
I mean, I reckon you'd find both in the porns....
KeepYourDickInAVice
vindik8or
Haha, get fucked @Lassannn
Ilikecreativepeople
Ok... Well, half-fuck @Lassannn
toolatetosaygoodbye
Some attractive guy kicking lassann might be an interesting kink
BooksMakeMyClothesFallOff
Guarentee there's at least a couple imgurians watching this like...
toolatetosaygoodbye
Well, he seems nice, hope you brought him a beer
ImgursLibertarian
I call shenanigans. Not nearly enough pain shown. No grabbing of his stomach.
Lassannn
I'm just very used to it.
OfallthestupididioticWTF
If you have kids like me you've already learned how to take 1-2 nut shots and still be like dad's fine (internal screaming)
ImgursLibertarian
I support your right to be kicked in the balls.
BobbyBobbston
I.. I mean, he did deliver. I did call it the ultimate redemption ark. I didn't expect it to happen. I didn't expect it to happen this fast.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
I was dying of laughter but also of pain. Every guy felt that
AlkeneThiol
Ultimate redemption arc would be a kick in the balls for every post he has gotten to front page that contained a lie.
Lassannn
Maybe just one kick for every point I have?
AlkeneThiol
Oh jeez its 6 million now lmao. I hadn't looked at your profile in a couple years it seems. Definitely roast a chicken
Lassannn
lol
AlkeneThiol
I was trying to be realistic. I think 4 million kicks might be able to roast your nuts like a chicken
BobbyBobbston
I don't know how to feel about any of this, but.. congrats? I guess? This is fuckin wild
Lassannn
Thanks.
Grizzlious
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Why you angery, guy?
Grizzlious
Maybe I’m in town, guy.
PresidentOfMexico
Imagine the possibilities this now opens up for all of us??? We can all meet up and hit each other in the balls?
KanyesSideFish
Finally
BobbyBobbston
I think I'll pass, thank you
PresidentOfMexico
Lassannn
Why do we all say, "Fuck you, Lassannn!" That I can tell you in one word!
AvgWhiteShark
I've been pronouncing it wrong the entire time.
LucidAftermath
Yeah, me too. Im gonna pretend I never heard it.
butwhatifiAMarobot
IKR?!?!
farmfarm
Seriously! It’s always been le-SAHN in my mind
workman482
Holy shit! I think hell just got a little chill. Finally have someone who did what they said they would. Hats off to you sir. http://i.imgur
riggeroo
Ok so I missed the boat. What happened? Why are we saying fuck you?
workman482
Honestly, no idea. Anyone care to give a link for back story?
riggeroo
Read @outofstock in depth story.
OutOfStock
Ive heard a LOT of reasons as to why saying "fuck you Lassannn" began. They include: chronic reposter who claimed OC but was proven 1/
OutOfStock
Not to be; allegedly claimed spouse was dying but wasn't even married; creeped on people; was an asshole to ppl. I don't think most 2/
OutOfStock
Are correct. I'm not saying any are, don't quote me, this is just what I've read as alleged. Reposter is the one I hear most often but 3/
OutOfStock
Whatever happened, it resulted in a trend of people saying "fuck you, Lassannn!" on his posts and comments when they come across him in 4/
darkmyst30
So... cbt fetish @Lassannn ? No judgement. U took it like a champ.
Lassannn
I only enjoy it if a woman does it. But a deal's a deal. I'm just used to it.
bigkingdingaling
But what was the deal?! Where did this start from??!!
NinjaHoff
His old profile bio
TheLeftNugget
Well, we all learned something new about Lassannn today.
floofnmeeps
You crazy bastard, @Lassannn you really did it! You deserve a big glass of whiskey and for everyone to get off your dick
Lassannn
I thought it said "cut off" and was like.....the fuck?
floofnmeeps
Lol! Nah trying to be supportive not violent ?
RyuKensatsu
So is this @Lassannn redemption? Should we stop saying him "fuck you"? I'm lost
SkeletonsLoveBooty
I believe we just stop roasting him for lying. Fuck you lassannn is still funny
Justtoberight
I know a new candidate for this, smocktopus you know who
TheAccursedHamster
I'm not gonna fuckin stop. still a content thief.
KawaNyx
What's the story here? Lol
Lionskull
he is a shameless reposter, i think he became a mod at some point and imgur mods can suck donkey dick. still reposts all the time. fuck 'im.
TheAccursedHamster
Plus kinda abused that position in the whole LindaDee situation.
shipmypantsforfree
iirc he lied about his wife having cancer way back in the day and we found out he wasn’t even married
Srcsqwrn
Does anyone have source on this?
shipmypantsforfree
Pretty much all his old posts were lies for karma but he’s calmed down on that lately
Srcsqwrn
Just wanted to see some proof. I get that though.
KawaNyx
Well shit lol. And he stuck around lol.
ThisWitchCrafts
Idk why I’m always so surprised to discover that y’all are real people with faces and... stuff.
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ThisWitchCrafts
I’m really impressed by this thread—no sarcasm at all, I legit just learned something hella neat—way to know cool things, my guy!
Jepalaudsadsin
Fucking same
stardewvalley28
Fucking shame
MrRandom314159
It's a lot harder to yell at someone to go jack it to rule 34 soup cans when you know they have a face.
weGaanHetMeemaken
No balls tho
bobtheaxolotl
"I have no mouth and I must scream."
tjperez371911
I swear my mind knows there are other women on this site but I still think everyone else is a man.
LunaIsTheShit
Fellow woman here. And its completely same man, every commenter i think is male until said otherwise.
AlphaVirus2g
I assume everyone is a man, even after pictures I'm suspicious they are fake/stolen. Hard to trust people.
Youraccountisbannedagainalready
Sorry bros... We're all dudes. Just dudes. You're a dude, she a dude, my burrito i just murdered was *bites "oh dude!" Ok later dude
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
LunaIsTheShit
Bye dude. Enjoy that burrito duuuuude
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I hope there wasn’t a cup involved. Fuck you, @Lassannn.
ThatShiftyMonkey
There is a proper way to recieve this kind of kick. Hips rotated forward, you essentially catch the kick with your ass but from the front.
Lassannn
Right, but that's cheating. Anyway, this position is the least painful. The worst is kneeling facing the kicker.
BklynPunisher
Truthfully, even wearing a cup, that wouldn’t be fun.
MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple
I asked, there was no cup.
strangerthingies
liar
IW42
You didn't even look? Unfortunate.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Did you feel it with your foot though.
CptRobotNinja
You would be able to see a cup in those jeans
CptRobotNinja
AND it would have hurt your foot
TheScutFarkus
Did you reach in there at least? Feel around make sure there was a frank and bean(s)?
LapsedMennonite
Two boys, no cup
AlkeneThiol
I dont know. That gut is kind suspicious. Looks like it could be a pillow held between legs taped around his abdomen.
Lassannn
Unfortunately, that's just a gut.
AlkeneThiol
I believe you mostly... for once
Lassannn
No cup. He would have felt it with his foot.
freckledkink
Yeah, that would have hurt his foot a bit
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Holy shit dude. Wow.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
I'd say you have balls to actually go through with this, but I'm not even sure at this point. Well done.
AhmfrumAhwa
Hey, so why does everyone say fuck you lassannn?
Lassannn
I'm dm you.
Rovylern
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
This is the way.
0xBADA55
This is the way
HobbstheTiger
This is the way.
mmmmyeaaaa
I also have no idea whats the hells going on here. Its terrifying.
Joimak
Fuck you, Lassannn
AlkeneThiol
Because his imgur stick is making up fake titles with common memes to manipulate emotions and whore points for no reason.
ive0been0sporked
So people just don't like him because of fake internet points?
AlkeneThiol
Nah its the specific type of lying. He passes mundane fiction off as truth. It isnt a big deal but if you feel "touched" by a post and you
Lassannn
@delijohn
AlkeneThiol
I saw an obese dude get kicked in the balls for 3 minutes. He stopped and caught his breath then got kicked for 3 minutes more. [Nodding gif
ArtSparkle
Kralizac
I typically always upvote the "F you lassann", and while I have equally less understanding of why this happened, have my +1 for yourself.
CptRobotNinja
Jesus christ bro. Your nuggets ok?
BahamutBBob
bunisjamin
@sarah delivered trophy?
sarah
The trophy has been delivered!
OaksParcel
OP delivered...but at what cost
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Do you get a trophy for delivering a trophy rewarding delivery? I vote yes.
sarah
Ooooh the ol' trophy double delivery switcheroo
OutOfStock
I feel like all the mods deserve a trophy for putting up with our shit, if there isn't something like that already :D
Baccano2015
You're a madman lassannn, but we love you. (obligatory, fuck you, as is tradition)
OutOfStock
I read that as madame and thought "I think this proved otherwise." But you're goddang right buddy +1
theovermynd
But after his epic delivery should it still be tradition?
sarah
Definitely one of the least comfortable trophies I've awarded, but a delivery is a delivery.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i feel like this isn't the type of behavior you should encourage
MikeSmittyII
We're suppose to say hello if we see admins? Hello
sarah
You don't have to, but I always appreciate a hello. Hello!
Noob3rts
What trophy did he get? He has so many, I cannot tell which was awarded hahah
sarah
The OP Delivered trophy is for folks who say they're going to do something and then deliver.
BobTheTalkingSkull
Noob3rts
Thank you! Quick replies, best replies. Love you. Back to my online class I go.
sarah
Good luck!
Lassannn
RunLikeTheDoctorToldYouTo
TIL @Lassannn is also from Raleigh ?
Lassannn
You, too?
JustCarved
Cant wait to see this
MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple
Hi @sarah! Just happy to see you on my post.
sarah
Hi @MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple! Thanks for making Lassannn's dreams come true.
MonsterGood
Nightmares count as dreams i suppose
Lassannn
you want me to dm you me Pennywise nightmare?
AdultPersistentAngst
TIL Lassannn has no balls. Or Lassannn has extreme pain threshold. Not sure.
MangoLassi
chefChr1s
Fools on you, that's his kink
buzzl1ght
Blud4BludGod
Wake up sheeple this was all a long con by @Lassannn to get someone to kick him in the balls *for free.* Some people pay good money for that
AnythingMuchShorter
they did that WWE style where the top of his foot is really hitting his ass cheeks.
aristeiaTV
Perfection.
AdultPersistentAngst
dizzyturtle
TIL how to pronounce Lassannn.
circlebreaker
Maybe prepped with moonshine?
Lassannn
No I only drink in the evening.
OutOfStock
Drink in the evening... And drugs in the morning. Hope you've got some ice and panadol if nothing else
palmo
These a ton of padding and a cup involved.
UnderwearFanatic
Looked like he was getting kicked in the thighs not the balls to me. Open those legs up and then let's go.
CptRobotNinja
I aint fuckin with him.
MassStorageDeviceCanNowBeSafelyRemoved
cup
chrochtato
2 boys 1 cup
P00Stars
There is a “Ball Bash” convention (BDSM but mostly genital torture). Not my bag but to each their own. Was he enjoying it and groaned 4 us?
P00Stars
Here is the article from a “correspondents” trip to the event. http://strn.it/fBlYnB
Lassannn
Not till the last one.
Retrikaethan
he's definitely wearing a cup and his friend isn't kicking him very hard at all.
OutOfStock
Regardless of whether he's got a cup or not, a cup doesn't magically stop all pain and impact. Just lessens it. The kicks will still 1/
Retrikaethan
hence mentioning his friend isn't kicking him very hard. they're love taps at best.
Imguralterego
Can confirm - my 8yo daughter dropped a 14 yr old boy to his knees in karate practice with a misplaced kick - with cup in place.
OutOfStock
Put pressure on and shove the cup up, thus crushing. They'll still hurt, just not as much as if there wasn't a cup. Either way still a 2/
OutOfStock
Good show and looks like these guys had fun so good for them. Plus even if its for the lulz I feel like full force kicking a dude 10 3/
OutOfStock
Times cup or no, runs the risk of causing actual damage which is less funny and more "oh shit". Fuck Lassann but dont hospitalise him lol /4
strangerthingies
its called a cup and this is bullshit
CptRobotNinja
There's no cup under those jeans my dude
Lassannn
I promise you there was no cup. If you're in the raleigh area, I'll let you kick me to prove it.
BriefausdemGeist
Or a decent cup
ruferto
an iCup . spell it out.
PetrifiedPickle
I see you pee
Thatiseffingdisgusting
Funny colors...
ruferto
gottem
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Exactly this. Fake+love taps. Idgaf about whatever challenge or w.e. but do it right ?♂️
MaladaptedMedic
Bro. Just one of those would be unpleasant. You want the guy dead or something?
Lassannn
You near Raleigh? I'll let you do it.
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Or maybe the person who said they’d do something shouldn’t take short cuts. It’s not my word that’s on the line. Idc if you do whatever
StandBackSomeonesOffened
You’re not free from criticism though.
MangoLassi
I'm not here to tell you what to do, but having a friend do that is one thing, a random internet stranger might actually hurt you. :(
MangoLassi
Protect yourself! Sure wish someone gave me this advice, I suppose that's why I'm saying this.
Lassannn
I'm used to it and can take a lot of pain before going down.
PresidentOfMexico
This was great, hope you and @op go have a drink later, wish I could join! Cheers and go ice your nuts
haveueverwentfast
Fuck you!
Syk0tik0ne
I'm sure there's a fetish website for that.
PatrickHewesStewart
We're on it.
MrStealUrMemes
There's a fetish website for everthing
Lassannn
yeah, probably several. One is "ballbustingtube" obviously NSFW
namelessfish
How did you know that's a thing... you know what I don't wanna know
OutOfStock
I have learned so much more about you today than I ever thought I would. Thanks for being a good sport haha. Still... Fuck you! ;) +1
Lassannn
thanks!
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
So this was a selfish act! You enjoyed this! Fuck you, @Lassannn !
HellooooNurse
Can I petition to change the tradition to "Fuck! It's @Lassannn "?
Lassannn
Yeah well it still hurts a lot.
MangoLassi
Here, take this
meghanmonique5
Ice, Ice, Baby!
Digitalblade
That wasn't a no
palmo
Good
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Thank you for your service to the community.
PressMyButtonsBaby
Isi151e
Listen so I'm putting together a team of people with extraordinary abilities....interested?
Lassannn
Sure. I'm lucky.
MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple
It's the latter.
1nn0cent1974
Trampling ferish
purgethefilthyheretics
I guess you would know lmao
Nize426
What's the story behind the ball kicking?
DrTrashman
Maybe it's his kink
isetprettygirlsonfire
You checked to confirm he has balls? Are they shaved?
Yacobs21
Prob didn't see them. But you can tell what your hitting to a certain extent
haveueverwentfast
Asking the real questions here
DeucesMongooses
Only his left goose egg
Lassannn
He didn't check but yeah they're shaved.
noodlemcb
I just heard Hank Hill say that...
Lassannn
Ah'll tell ya what!
Bmxtucker
This community is so dumb. I fucking love you guys
Lassannn
Love you, too.
BriefausdemGeist
Clean or buzzed?
gingerjew06
One of each. Left side buzzed, right side clean.
Lassannn
SMOOTH AS EGGS!