All other things aside, why there? Why does he sign it off center? If you actually wanted a pedophile rapist genocide fraudster signature on a car wouldn't you want it centered either front or back?
You know those arseholes that he pardoned? Well, a more specific group within that group. They are really fucking rich because they scammed people out of all their money, and no longer have to pay it back, so they can afford whatever they want.
Yuuuuuuup. The "New GM" bullshit in 2008/09 soured me even on the Corvette. Big companies privatize the profits and socialize the losses while the 99% get screwed.
He's really ruined a lot of thing. I was a Steelers fan for decades, even though we had some players that made me sick, I just had to think it was like having a douche bag in law that you had to put up with. Then they gave trump a number and threw him a party. I gave up. Threw most of my jerseys and swag in the trash. It's over entirely for me. He brought the owners into the light and I had to accept they were just bad people and I shouldn't contribute at all. Very depressing.
honestly....I'd have maggats fight over it in a bidding war. They're stupid enough to do it. Why should I not profit from their fanatcism Donate the excess I make to an education or anti rape organization.
Chicagorooftop
Protectionism by currying favor with a tyrant
Decoyape11
God he is just soooo close to collapsing. Big money big money big money!
indyliberal
A little Lysol will kill the Chlamydia and fecal matter he left behind.
procrastinatorman
Looks like he's not wearing his diaper! Did they just give him a butt plug?
Resistance1000
Maybe they have to flush out the system before he does longer appearances like that.
zHurk777
The New Corvett Comedy Car. Looks like a kid's plastic toy.
merrilywegoalong
His hair looks stranger
wouldClimbForCash
It was dry erase.
IStoleALoafOfBread
Even if it was permanent marker...they can just use a little alcohol to remove it
kithylin
Just like everything else in his mind.
weewaawoowoo
I wish he were dry erase.
wouldClimbForCash
Preach
HarryBeauner
Go grab the acetone jimmy.
InablueMule
That would not make it down my driveway. i mean the car , but trump couldn't make it down my driveway either
sochilln
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ajd2NGl4ZmhrNXF5OHowNHJiZHFsdnNkZXhxZ2F0YTdjdXc1dHRvNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WsAg8lT20p69kK500m/200w.webp
Mountons
Yuck. Why not wipe your shitty diaper on it too, pedo?
RootMeanSqr
A little alcohol and a rag, and it's as good as new.
StonesTwice
That'll rub out real quick. I'd do while he was standing there
Iblamemyparentstoo
Lol...+1
LitterBoxKing
He's out doin' the important stuff.
InablueMule
Now make something i would want to drive. My Lacrosse rides like a lumberwagon
SecretAgentSuperBooger
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
soThatWasThat
I wonder, did they even ask him to?
MegaIlluminati
So what corruption/malpractice lawsuit that GM is trying to bribe him inot getting it dropped?
Iblamemyparentstoo
This ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️
foxpotate
Corporate acts of knob slobbering.
tomgordon55
buff that shit out
fformulaa
Everyone looks at him like a kid at the end "good job!"
lonelyrangerofthedreams
“Ok, we burn this one”
Ghlargh
All other things aside, why there? Why does he sign it off center? If you actually wanted a pedophile rapist genocide fraudster signature on a car wouldn't you want it centered either front or back?
Cearnaigh
Below. Just give him the pen and I'll position the car for him.
Osiricus
God, he's so awkward and obtuse.
Nukls
ShimmerinStrider
The interior will forever smell of farts
wouldClimbForCash
A reasonable detailer can remove smells and permanent marker from paint. No problems here.
Iblamemyparentstoo
It's more the fact that he signed it than it can easily be removed, his stench will linger long after it's removed
ShimmerinStrider
Papa Nurgle himself signed it.
firlefranz
Check out the moment when he's trying to stand up straight and realizes he's pooped in his diaper again…
zanaria
Now there is no way they are selling that car... Anyone with the money to buy it won't want to touch it now that shitstain has signed it...
Resistance1000
A lot of Republicans have money in case you forgot.
rezpawner
You know those arseholes that he pardoned? Well, a more specific group within that group. They are really fucking rich because they scammed people out of all their money, and no longer have to pay it back, so they can afford whatever they want.
sochilln
Fuck sTrump
Fuck GM
Fuck'em
porphyre1e00
Yuuuuuuup. The "New GM" bullshit in 2008/09 soured me even on the Corvette. Big companies privatize the profits and socialize the losses while the 99% get screwed.
FreeNorth
Fuck Ford too. Do you remember them disciplining a worker who said his thoughts directly to the Orange pedo?
colderfish
He's really ruined a lot of thing. I was a Steelers fan for decades, even though we had some players that made me sick, I just had to think it was like having a douche bag in law that you had to put up with. Then they gave trump a number and threw him a party. I gave up. Threw most of my jerseys and swag in the trash. It's over entirely for me. He brought the owners into the light and I had to accept they were just bad people and I shouldn't contribute at all. Very depressing.
jakedafish
My dad worked for gm when I was a kid, so I had a bit of a soft spot for them for years.
Now, loathe them, since every time I find out anything new about them as a company, it’s something completely reprehensible.
Ispentfartoolongtryingtocomeupwithausernamebeforejoining
You couldn't make me take that thing for free now...
InablueMule
2k for tires every 12.000 miles
Huntertroll
Take it for free and burn it
yamsonyamsonyams
Are you kidding me? Id take it in a heartbeat
And do a fundraiser - “if we get to $1,000,000, we put this POS in a trash compactor and donate the money to planned parenthood”
Million might be optimistic but you get the idea
stupidbastardinutah
I'd take it for free & set it on fire just so it didn't exist anymore.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
A quick rub with some alcohol will clean up a permanent marker stain just fine.
kylepayton1360
It’s still vandalism, like the reflecting pool.
CardeasIV
Quick rub with a baseball bat could clean up the other stain as well
morningxafter
I mean, I’d take it for free. Just put a wrap over it or get it repainted or something.
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
Little bit of lacquer thinner would do the trick
Elonth
honestly....I'd have maggats fight over it in a bidding war. They're stupid enough to do it. Why should I not profit from their fanatcism Donate the excess I make to an education or anti rape organization.
KatsuVohlakari
Buy a new hood, just replace the part he touched.
Firestar002
This. Best answer.
morningxafter
Then sell the hood to the idiot fanatics