Oct 28, 2022 7:31 PM
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throwaway12345432
#7 is entirely the fault of the white car
TheobromineAddict
#9 Waiting for the croc or gator to show up.
TheRicM
Same
thundercactus
#2 why didn't he just close the garage door from the exterior panel? That's what it's there for...
Snaitf
Maybe broken, or dead battery?
MutteringMisanthrope
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
TheOneThatGotBanned
MosquitoHawker
#5 random dude just drops out of the ceiling afterward
Mountons
Shit I could watch idiots wrecking luxury goods all day.
JoeMangoJello
#8 What a community of assholes. "Hey there's a dude making a simple mistake, let's all watch and film instead of help during the holidays".
motoalchemist
the nice thing about being a 80s teen, none of the stupid shit i did is forever on the internet
ArsenalThePhoenix
last clip, why was that first guy who ran up to her filming her in her car??
4PawAngelOwner
Maybe knew her?
cosinewave
I fine collection of buffoons.
i7hqag58ur5
A possibly?
Rips4w
Speaking of...
ch1ckensandw1ch
Dozens of delectable dumb dumbs
ForceAwakenWasLame
I and the rest of the imgurians feel attacked rn
twocowgarage
Fine word buffoon. From the latin buffamatus meaning he who carries the pickle.
DidItForScience
#4 I wonder if there was some kind of medical emergency or a kid jumped in the driver's seat, the door wasn't even closed.
Robbery?
Germhole
#1 yeah
MerriMod
#8 Man oh man, I laughed way harder than I expected at this one. The natural comedic timing is pristine.
HawkmanXLII
I love the idiots of imgur.
YourIceCreamMan
#2 ... Sound ON ?:
MeezerStandardTime
I can't stop laughing!
Fuckweasel
#3 "No sir, it's not illegal to tow a boat but we do require that you put it on a trailer." Jeff Foxworthy joke from decades ago.
GCRust
"You lost your skier about a mile back back there!" Ah back when Foxworthy was funny.
JeffGodofBiscuits
#4 is some serious Duke Boys level shit
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Worst part is, it was SO CLOSE.
2074red2074
Fun fact, they fucking WRECKED the General Lee every time they did a stunt. They went through 300 of them.
CatskinnerKeen
I thought it was 6 stunt cars, and they just constantly kept rebuilding them.
HamAdvocate
I'm amazed that it could get that kind of air
andwings2go
Definitely be tempted to say I did it on purpose
PredictablySilly
That silver car had some good karma saved up
StenYngve
I think it looks like it was hit. Is that the good part?
A huge suv came barreling towards it and they were able to drive away uninjured... 3 inches lower and it would have been very different
Unfortunately because of its age it’s probably totaled. I’d still drive it though, fuck it
NOYLL
#1 my man just Twisted Iced Tea'd himself. Also, why is there a dude in the ceiling in #5?
malachilenomade
Swashbuckler101
The Ghost of Electricians Past
emjay9010
#1 Expectations vs. Reality
DoctorSniffles
God damn
BondHaimBond
CTE is right
scissorxmextimbers
If you crack the can it should be relatively simple I'd imagine. Still not advised but probably, maybe less dangerous.
It's also about the quantity, if she does this at every party during her college years, she may not graduate.
purdhapley
Probably was up there and heard all the fuckery and arcing and decided to gtfo there. Good decision honestly.
RealityInflicted
That's Ivy League material right there
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Jbelkin
Florida
Baludrathebwarf
fickeroffick
#8 I like this guy's recovery style. "I wasn't thinking outside the box before, BUT I AM NOW"
Mad respect for the guy honestly. He understood his mistake and decided to do the Crawl of Shame.
len0k
#1
It's like pugs, but with wheels...
Kingdomonsterdeath
This is fucking stupid. If your car is this low you deserve to get stuck and ruin it.
Fejerro
#9 They said it was a $20 bet if he could make it up without putting down his hands. So close.
Really good way to dislocated a shoulder. Falling with your hands behind your back. Not very bright.
UracanTaino
He celebrated to soon
CactusFantastic0
#9 pride always comes before the fall
Yeah Pride Month is in June.
awildsforzemon
I don’t know, I’ve definitely been super unconfident about things and then ate shit anyway.
#10 some memes just write themselves
robotlaserninjashark
Viral marketing has come a long way.
sonicthemariomasterchief
Who was ever in that passenger seat could sue hard lol
MBdub210
Wasn’t it his daughter?
88Zombies
Daughter/young girl was driving
*trying to drive
c0dym0rgan
?♂️ Not a fellow Houstonian
No. No I'm not, I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint. But in case you're referring to them, I'm no Houstonian so sorry for disappointing again.
The lawyer is from houston
LetThemEatPie
That was far too low speed for airbag deployment. Ferrari might be paying for it.
imightbeabearindisguise
Dunno about there but in Canada air bags are supposed to deploy at 30kmh/19mph and over. They were barely doing 5mph
JustJillyMeh
Haha thank you! Snorted when I googled "The Hadi Law Firm"...dad's gonna be pissed!!
Anfalicious
Letting someone that young behind a car that powerful is asking for it.
ihugpeople
*untrained, doesn't matter the age, I've seen plenty of old or young mess up.
Good call, but also the underdeveloped executive function makes poor choices more likely. Don't give them a Ferrari to make them in
Very good point on the underdeveloped executive function, impulse control and seeing sequences of events.
freezingpilot
Was she on her phone IN the car?
RectalPunchfromHell
She probably called right after the crash
MagnorCriol
That didn't look like a distracted driving incident, I think she just didn't know how to get control back and then just fucking brake.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
probably deactivated ESC
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Holy shit lol
rvisual01
#4 ...How?
erwinmahatma
Could have had a seizure. For some people, your muscles tighten up, so if you’re pushing in the pedal when a seizure starts, you keep going.
How do I know this? I have seizures. My muscles tightened up and I cannot move them. Plus my neurologist told me about a guy who wrecked 1/2
Into a house. When the owners came out to investigate, the guy still had his foot on the pedal and the wheels were hauling in the air.
Damn, I'm sorry you have to live with that...
Ah no worries. My seizures are the result of me being drunk and falling off a roof. Meds are working. Haven’t had one in 8 years. ?
AManWoman
#5 the person dropping down out of the ceiling at the end
WeeHuaHua
Oscar, SAVE BANDIT!
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Goldenteckel
I truly wonder what was happening, here.
KludgeKML
#1 Ah yes, trying to crush a can full of liquid, which is well known for being extremely compressible.
Preshka
Carbonated liquid at that. Logic dictates shaking said can must take place so as to pose a suitable challenge...which he failed.
HandsomePenguin
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
I love that the airbags deployed at like a 5mph crash
NinetiesBoomer
She looks like shes 16
OCTAVlAN
They deploy at low-speed if sensors know there is a driver in the seat and impact blah blah. Also for super cars it to protect ego of driver
Pacuta
I just don’t understand why she didn’t brake??
chachachawawawa
Yeah, and it didn't play the song that goes "imma one step closer to the edge an imma about to-"
dReDone
Right? BRAKE YOU IDIOT!
It happened to me before. Car spunned out of control and I lost my train of thought. The car stopped itself
mondeca
Well, the first pedal just made everything worse! Why try the next one?
TonyCognoscente
Perfection.
tupacshomie
Probably just got disoriented and adrenaline pumping. Worst part is if she had just kept some acceleration up she wouldn’t have spun out.
distraingotnobrakes
Lift off oversteer FTW
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is why they don’t do test drives at the Ferrari dealership… any car you see there belongs to a customer already.
Their ‘Scent of a Woman’ policy?
v
Yakeshinu
Yeah, aren't they only supposed to deploy if the vehicle is traveling 40+?
Ienjoylurkinganddownvotingselfies
SRS's use yaw rate and g-force sensors nowadays. Speed is also used but if the other parameters are met for deployment then....."Boom!"
penclnck
No, airbag deployment is based on Delta-v, aka change in velocity. Based on what I see the video, should not of deployed. So..???
JohnMike64
Italians aren't known for good electrics in their cars.
Could have been the curb hit combined with the stop?
I get delta v, but that's not it. Possibly the computer averaged the the drive wheel speed over the last few seconds (as she spun out)?
And was programmed to err on the side of caution? Would make sense in that particular type of car, for this specific reason... ?
Airbag deployment is based on the data right now, not data 3 seconds ago.
Um... doubtful without a specific source & make/model/manufacturer.
could be just bad sensor placement, or they just want an excuse to charge you money to fix it
bingotown
Ferrari so yeah, fork over the big bucks
mrleemur
Well, it did shatter the screen as well.
quelin
I was like, that last one aint sooooo bad, just some fiberglass work on a --oh a Ferrari and then oooo airbag went off, thats gonna be $
if u are rich enough to own a ferrari, then u dont care about those small costs u just mentioned
chrisjohnson76
I'd like to know why they deployed with a low impact collision. Shouldn't happen. Airbags can cause injury in themselves
acuteavocado7
does the airbag going off add to the cost of repairs? surely it isnt too expensive to put a new one in. they arent resuable are they?
EternalMydnyt
In my wife’s shitty ass ‘98 Corolla we had an incident which triggered the airbags, $750, That’s more then we paid for the car
RobertTheBruise
Even in a cheap car you can figure it's likely to be at least $1000 to replace a single airbag.
SlyMrFox
If you climbed into a car and were told the airbags were used, would you stay in the car?
...what? im asking if they can be repaired or if u have to chuck it and install a brand new one every time
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
They have to be replaced. $1000+ per airbag in an average car, I don't even wanna guess how much to replace them in that one.
often means its a fully totaled car, though folks will still buy even totally destroyed ferrari
"surely it isnt too expensive" is not a phrase that anyone has ever used when describing something Ferrari related.
relative to the cost of the car i mean
Also a phrase that's not often used to describe replacing an airbag.
well ive never been in a car accident before so i just didnt know. thats why im trying to learn
TripUpStairs
They aren't reusable. Lucky you, never being in an accident! Better knock on wood :)
Generally, if you pop front airbags, they'll replace them. If you pop side airbags, it's a writeoff. Not due to the implied damage...
throwaway12345432
#7 is entirely the fault of the white car
TheobromineAddict
#9 Waiting for the croc or gator to show up.
TheRicM
Same
thundercactus
#2 why didn't he just close the garage door from the exterior panel? That's what it's there for...
Snaitf
Maybe broken, or dead battery?
MutteringMisanthrope
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
TheOneThatGotBanned
MosquitoHawker
#5 random dude just drops out of the ceiling afterward
Mountons
Shit I could watch idiots wrecking luxury goods all day.
JoeMangoJello
#8 What a community of assholes. "Hey there's a dude making a simple mistake, let's all watch and film instead of help during the holidays".
motoalchemist
the nice thing about being a 80s teen, none of the stupid shit i did is forever on the internet
ArsenalThePhoenix
last clip, why was that first guy who ran up to her filming her in her car??
4PawAngelOwner
Maybe knew her?
cosinewave
I fine collection of buffoons.
i7hqag58ur5
A possibly?
Rips4w
Speaking of...
ch1ckensandw1ch
Dozens of delectable dumb dumbs
ForceAwakenWasLame
I and the rest of the imgurians feel attacked rn
twocowgarage
Fine word buffoon. From the latin buffamatus meaning he who carries the pickle.
DidItForScience
#4 I wonder if there was some kind of medical emergency or a kid jumped in the driver's seat, the door wasn't even closed.
4PawAngelOwner
Robbery?
Germhole
#1 yeah
MerriMod
#8 Man oh man, I laughed way harder than I expected at this one. The natural comedic timing is pristine.
HawkmanXLII
I love the idiots of imgur.
YourIceCreamMan
#2 ... Sound ON ?:
MeezerStandardTime
I can't stop laughing!
Fuckweasel
#3 "No sir, it's not illegal to tow a boat but we do require that you put it on a trailer." Jeff Foxworthy joke from decades ago.
GCRust
"You lost your skier about a mile back back there!" Ah back when Foxworthy was funny.
JeffGodofBiscuits
#4 is some serious Duke Boys level shit
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Worst part is, it was SO CLOSE.
2074red2074
Fun fact, they fucking WRECKED the General Lee every time they did a stunt. They went through 300 of them.
CatskinnerKeen
I thought it was 6 stunt cars, and they just constantly kept rebuilding them.
HamAdvocate
I'm amazed that it could get that kind of air
andwings2go
Definitely be tempted to say I did it on purpose
PredictablySilly
That silver car had some good karma saved up
StenYngve
I think it looks like it was hit. Is that the good part?
PredictablySilly
A huge suv came barreling towards it and they were able to drive away uninjured... 3 inches lower and it would have been very different
andwings2go
Unfortunately because of its age it’s probably totaled. I’d still drive it though, fuck it
NOYLL
#1 my man just Twisted Iced Tea'd himself. Also, why is there a dude in the ceiling in #5?
malachilenomade
Swashbuckler101
The Ghost of Electricians Past
emjay9010
#1 Expectations vs. Reality
DoctorSniffles
God damn
BondHaimBond
CTE is right
scissorxmextimbers
If you crack the can it should be relatively simple I'd imagine. Still not advised but probably, maybe less dangerous.
BondHaimBond
It's also about the quantity, if she does this at every party during her college years, she may not graduate.
purdhapley
Probably was up there and heard all the fuckery and arcing and decided to gtfo there. Good decision honestly.
RealityInflicted
That's Ivy League material right there
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[deleted]
Jbelkin
Florida
Baludrathebwarf
fickeroffick
#8 I like this guy's recovery style. "I wasn't thinking outside the box before, BUT I AM NOW"
GCRust
Mad respect for the guy honestly. He understood his mistake and decided to do the Crawl of Shame.
len0k
#1
TheOneThatGotBanned
CatskinnerKeen
It's like pugs, but with wheels...
Kingdomonsterdeath
This is fucking stupid. If your car is this low you deserve to get stuck and ruin it.
Fejerro
#9 They said it was a $20 bet if he could make it up without putting down his hands. So close.
Kingdomonsterdeath
Really good way to dislocated a shoulder. Falling with your hands behind your back. Not very bright.
UracanTaino
He celebrated to soon
CactusFantastic0
#9 pride always comes before the fall
DidItForScience
Yeah Pride Month is in June.
awildsforzemon
I don’t know, I’ve definitely been super unconfident about things and then ate shit anyway.
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
#10 some memes just write themselves
robotlaserninjashark
Viral marketing has come a long way.
sonicthemariomasterchief
Who was ever in that passenger seat could sue hard lol
MBdub210
Wasn’t it his daughter?
88Zombies
Daughter/young girl was driving
88Zombies
*trying to drive
c0dym0rgan
?♂️ Not a fellow Houstonian
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
No. No I'm not, I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint. But in case you're referring to them, I'm no Houstonian so sorry for disappointing again.
c0dym0rgan
The lawyer is from houston
LetThemEatPie
That was far too low speed for airbag deployment. Ferrari might be paying for it.
imightbeabearindisguise
Dunno about there but in Canada air bags are supposed to deploy at 30kmh/19mph and over. They were barely doing 5mph
JustJillyMeh
Haha thank you! Snorted when I googled "The Hadi Law Firm"...dad's gonna be pissed!!
Anfalicious
Letting someone that young behind a car that powerful is asking for it.
ihugpeople
*untrained, doesn't matter the age, I've seen plenty of old or young mess up.
Anfalicious
Good call, but also the underdeveloped executive function makes poor choices more likely. Don't give them a Ferrari to make them in
ihugpeople
Very good point on the underdeveloped executive function, impulse control and seeing sequences of events.
freezingpilot
Was she on her phone IN the car?
RectalPunchfromHell
She probably called right after the crash
MagnorCriol
That didn't look like a distracted driving incident, I think she just didn't know how to get control back and then just fucking brake.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
probably deactivated ESC
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Holy shit lol
rvisual01
#4 ...How?
erwinmahatma
Could have had a seizure. For some people, your muscles tighten up, so if you’re pushing in the pedal when a seizure starts, you keep going.
erwinmahatma
How do I know this? I have seizures. My muscles tightened up and I cannot move them. Plus my neurologist told me about a guy who wrecked 1/2
erwinmahatma
Into a house. When the owners came out to investigate, the guy still had his foot on the pedal and the wheels were hauling in the air.
rvisual01
Damn, I'm sorry you have to live with that...
erwinmahatma
Ah no worries. My seizures are the result of me being drunk and falling off a roof. Meds are working. Haven’t had one in 8 years. ?
AManWoman
#5 the person dropping down out of the ceiling at the end
WeeHuaHua
Oscar, SAVE BANDIT!
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Goldenteckel
I truly wonder what was happening, here.
KludgeKML
#1 Ah yes, trying to crush a can full of liquid, which is well known for being extremely compressible.
Preshka
Carbonated liquid at that. Logic dictates shaking said can must take place so as to pose a suitable challenge...which he failed.
HandsomePenguin
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
I love that the airbags deployed at like a 5mph crash
NinetiesBoomer
She looks like shes 16
OCTAVlAN
They deploy at low-speed if sensors know there is a driver in the seat and impact blah blah. Also for super cars it to protect ego of driver
Pacuta
I just don’t understand why she didn’t brake??
chachachawawawa
Yeah, and it didn't play the song that goes "imma one step closer to the edge an imma about to-"
dReDone
Right? BRAKE YOU IDIOT!
RectalPunchfromHell
It happened to me before. Car spunned out of control and I lost my train of thought. The car stopped itself
mondeca
Well, the first pedal just made everything worse! Why try the next one?
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
TonyCognoscente
Perfection.
tupacshomie
Probably just got disoriented and adrenaline pumping. Worst part is if she had just kept some acceleration up she wouldn’t have spun out.
distraingotnobrakes
Lift off oversteer FTW
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is why they don’t do test drives at the Ferrari dealership… any car you see there belongs to a customer already.
distraingotnobrakes
Their ‘Scent of a Woman’ policy?
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yakeshinu
Yeah, aren't they only supposed to deploy if the vehicle is traveling 40+?
Ienjoylurkinganddownvotingselfies
SRS's use yaw rate and g-force sensors nowadays. Speed is also used but if the other parameters are met for deployment then....."Boom!"
penclnck
No, airbag deployment is based on Delta-v, aka change in velocity. Based on what I see the video, should not of deployed. So..???
JohnMike64
Italians aren't known for good electrics in their cars.
JeffGodofBiscuits
Could have been the curb hit combined with the stop?
Yakeshinu
I get delta v, but that's not it. Possibly the computer averaged the the drive wheel speed over the last few seconds (as she spun out)?
Yakeshinu
And was programmed to err on the side of caution? Would make sense in that particular type of car, for this specific reason... ?
penclnck
Airbag deployment is based on the data right now, not data 3 seconds ago.
Yakeshinu
Um... doubtful without a specific source & make/model/manufacturer.
thundercactus
could be just bad sensor placement, or they just want an excuse to charge you money to fix it
bingotown
Ferrari so yeah, fork over the big bucks
mrleemur
Well, it did shatter the screen as well.
quelin
I was like, that last one aint sooooo bad, just some fiberglass work on a --oh a Ferrari and then oooo airbag went off, thats gonna be $
ArsenalThePhoenix
if u are rich enough to own a ferrari, then u dont care about those small costs u just mentioned
chrisjohnson76
I'd like to know why they deployed with a low impact collision. Shouldn't happen. Airbags can cause injury in themselves
acuteavocado7
does the airbag going off add to the cost of repairs? surely it isnt too expensive to put a new one in. they arent resuable are they?
EternalMydnyt
In my wife’s shitty ass ‘98 Corolla we had an incident which triggered the airbags, $750, That’s more then we paid for the car
RobertTheBruise
Even in a cheap car you can figure it's likely to be at least $1000 to replace a single airbag.
SlyMrFox
If you climbed into a car and were told the airbags were used, would you stay in the car?
acuteavocado7
...what? im asking if they can be repaired or if u have to chuck it and install a brand new one every time
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
They have to be replaced. $1000+ per airbag in an average car, I don't even wanna guess how much to replace them in that one.
quelin
often means its a fully totaled car, though folks will still buy even totally destroyed ferrari
thundercactus
"surely it isnt too expensive" is not a phrase that anyone has ever used when describing something Ferrari related.
acuteavocado7
relative to the cost of the car i mean
RobertTheBruise
Also a phrase that's not often used to describe replacing an airbag.
acuteavocado7
well ive never been in a car accident before so i just didnt know. thats why im trying to learn
TripUpStairs
They aren't reusable. Lucky you, never being in an accident! Better knock on wood :)
thundercactus
Generally, if you pop front airbags, they'll replace them. If you pop side airbags, it's a writeoff. Not due to the implied damage...