Dec 29, 2021 3:22 AM
Srajo101
5370
73
2
zachari7159000
Go on adventures when you're young, because you'll get old sooner than you realize it.
WeHaveCheese
You can't pour from an empty cup
toohotinthekitchen
Finding a work/life balance is key
Unclescam
Throw away all your socks. Get three dozen pairs of the exact same socks. Never worry about matching socks again.
TheNextD117
ShipsPassingintheNight
SLCtechie
42
semperfi891
Listen twice as much as you talk.
XicoLarico
Thats why I have 2 ears and just one mouth
Exactly
JakeTheriault
In Adobe Premiere, pressing Q or W will trim the front or back of a clip to the playhead.
justhereforthemimes
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
DeucesMongooses
As a Sicilian: ?
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
https://imgur.com/ux88cim.jpg
thrashingcows
Or if you get a root canal, cap it so the old tooth doesn’t break off and then you have to pay big $$$ to get an implant to replace it.
nefariousscheme
Compliment more. Eat less sugar Create something each per week. Be the first to say I’m sorry. Increase your empathy and sympathy skills.
ispendtomuchtimehere
don't put your dick in crazy
fatsspringfield
This.
thunderyeet
Put it in a condom 1st
Do not do anything you might regret, but don't regret the things you do.
FullTimeDisaster
Everyone lives a lie — pick one you like
PlagueVector
These scars? Shark fighting in the Himalayas…
VolCana
No I think that is"Everyone has to die so pick the death you want"
bobgunrunnersmith
If you toke, keep it a hobby and not a habit.
t33kay
An axe can't cute a hair, and scissors can't cut a tree. Everything and everyone has something they're good at
probablydaydreaming
Don’t take that extra tab of LSD when you think it’s not working yet
LullabyJones
It’s takes a hell of a man (or woman) to replace no one at all.
Mercurybird
Wow. This.
h4p10
Drive defensively. Really defensively. Like everyone on the road is trying to kill you. This goes triple if you ride a motorcycle.
cardboardwhales
It’s sometimes better to let someone else fuck around to find out, than to do so yourself
TheDentDad
Don’t lift anything too heavy or your babies will be born naked.
blameitonmyyouth
Never drink down stream from the herd.
kiddub
Wool is a better insulator than cotton when wet.
lowemasterpro
“Cotton kills”
mehsufficient
If you're ever working a night shift during a break listen to some nostalgic music or just something that you can sing to. It'll help.
I needed this
I like audio books to engage your mind…
xXCutieMomokoXx
i was listenin 2 the advanture zone balance saga when i worked 3rd @ a retail store. emotional parts of the story are connected w/stockrooms
Xannin
Overwatering a plant has identical symptoms to underwatering. If you water every day and they start wilting, take a few days off.
honestlyengine
Don't
MidoryMoon
do not ever
Panic
UnoriginalPoster2000
But what if…
iusedtodream
No.
But…
zachari7159000
Go on adventures when you're young, because you'll get old sooner than you realize it.
WeHaveCheese
You can't pour from an empty cup
toohotinthekitchen
Finding a work/life balance is key
Unclescam
Throw away all your socks. Get three dozen pairs of the exact same socks. Never worry about matching socks again.
TheNextD117
ShipsPassingintheNight
SLCtechie
42
semperfi891
Listen twice as much as you talk.
XicoLarico
Thats why I have 2 ears and just one mouth
semperfi891
Exactly
JakeTheriault
In Adobe Premiere, pressing Q or W will trim the front or back of a clip to the playhead.
justhereforthemimes
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
DeucesMongooses
As a Sicilian: ?
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
https://imgur.com/ux88cim.jpg
thrashingcows
Or if you get a root canal, cap it so the old tooth doesn’t break off and then you have to pay big $$$ to get an implant to replace it.
nefariousscheme
Compliment more. Eat less sugar Create something each per week. Be the first to say I’m sorry. Increase your empathy and sympathy skills.
ispendtomuchtimehere
don't put your dick in crazy
fatsspringfield
This.
thunderyeet
Put it in a condom 1st
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
Do not do anything you might regret, but don't regret the things you do.
FullTimeDisaster
Everyone lives a lie — pick one you like
PlagueVector
These scars? Shark fighting in the Himalayas…
VolCana
No I think that is"Everyone has to die so pick the death you want"
bobgunrunnersmith
If you toke, keep it a hobby and not a habit.
t33kay
An axe can't cute a hair, and scissors can't cut a tree. Everything and everyone has something they're good at
probablydaydreaming
Don’t take that extra tab of LSD when you think it’s not working yet
LullabyJones
It’s takes a hell of a man (or woman) to replace no one at all.
Mercurybird
Wow. This.
h4p10
Drive defensively. Really defensively. Like everyone on the road is trying to kill you. This goes triple if you ride a motorcycle.
cardboardwhales
It’s sometimes better to let someone else fuck around to find out, than to do so yourself
TheDentDad
Don’t lift anything too heavy or your babies will be born naked.
blameitonmyyouth
Never drink down stream from the herd.
kiddub
Wool is a better insulator than cotton when wet.
lowemasterpro
“Cotton kills”
mehsufficient
If you're ever working a night shift during a break listen to some nostalgic music or just something that you can sing to. It'll help.
Srajo101
I needed this
thrashingcows
I like audio books to engage your mind…
xXCutieMomokoXx
i was listenin 2 the advanture zone balance saga when i worked 3rd @ a retail store. emotional parts of the story are connected w/stockrooms
Xannin
Overwatering a plant has identical symptoms to underwatering. If you water every day and they start wilting, take a few days off.
honestlyengine
Don't
MidoryMoon
do not ever
SLCtechie
Panic
UnoriginalPoster2000
But what if…
iusedtodream
No.
UnoriginalPoster2000
But…