WizardComplex
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You can shave the lonley mountain or go deep in thr mines of Moria
Mar 14, 2018 10:52 PM
WizardComplex
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CharliefuckingBronson
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
but what about 2nd breakfast?
somnialunatica5772
is it weird that i think the right one is sexier?
SquatttingDog
Little bit
heyitsthatguylol
MudbuttBrooks
rapetron4000
You shall not pass
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Zeferin
i can ear it... dat epic sax
TygrF
Tool of a Fook!
Mordrehl
'Is there no end to this accursed forest?' said Thorin.
AudaciousCheeseburger
Sexy Gandalf should NOT be a thing.
TheVaginalBelch
Dem819
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
medsal15
Squagglewaggle
Ventrix
stainlessteelmohawk
All he needs is a leather vest and he could ride with Sons of Anarchy LOL
Bystandr
https://imgur.com/augw90N
YoungGandalf
WoeToHice
LePetitDino
thegarlicawakens
mjanthony
stainlessteelmohawk
Whoa!
0utrider
I'd hit that - but then I'd keep it secret; keep it safe.
heywoodjabme
I’ll try the bearded clam.
BinaryDomain
Zeferin
daykeyboard
idrinkmoney
bzerkbs
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
IIHalezII
talianagisan
J5Bomb
WarthogFrank
sdmarkey
icedmcfurry
Duffman26
I could hear the sax
thedudeman519
Hey man best part is you can hit it raw. They're never late after all
FoxPesdassi
Say what you like, but MY heart will always belong to Sexy 1900s Steel-Conglomerate Tycoon.
CrudelyDrawnPenis
Go on...
FoxPesdassi
You've never seen Girls's Costume Warehouse?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74
CrudelyDrawnPenis
Thank you
blackholevoid10011
You shall not pass!
kylethehuman
NotquiteThereyet00
Still would
GrayKS
Gandalf the Sasha Grey.
The22ndDoctor
I realize I'm probably alone in this, but shouldn't Sexy Gandalf be wearing heels?
OrcSkinSuit
Shouldn't all Gandalfs be wearing heels? Since Gandalf is always sexy.
MimiBeast
Realistically, there could be anything under that cloak.
thedudeman519
This is Socksy Gandalf\
Ryanator50
....why?
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Zeferin
Witzyremark
I'd go helmsdeep but I wouldn't put a ring on it.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Sound the charge, take them head on
marshmallow5452
Why doesn’t this have more upvotes?
cpip56
Agreed
Chakra5
and my Axe!
pretendthisisaclevername
Do you ever wish you had a good comment on something that might go to the front page? I do, but this is all I've got
WizardComplex
It managed to be in your top 5 in a decade. Nice work!
HolyShitZoom
There there. People saw what you wrote and they related to it and liked it. See, upvotes!
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
All the time.
Sneemaster
Ryanator50
all I can think of is Gandalf Greybush
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Think harder
youtellmedothingsidoneRUNNIN
There may come a day when you have a good comment on a post that goes to the front page... But it is not this day!!!
cheeseguy3412
Wow, you really didn't beat around the bush, there.
TomVix
Holy crap, that's a clever meme... Good one.
paraglideme
This is the ultimate reductionist comment farming.
pretendthisisaclevername
As a comment farmer, I've got to feed my family somehow...
WellThatsOriginal
I once wished I had a 12" Dick. The hard of hearing genie gave me a foot long Bic. WTF am I gonna do with a 12" lighter!
IamCrumbercules
At least you didn't get midget Richard Nixon, that guys the worst.
opcrystal
I once wished for the genie to give me a big dick, so he gave me his, over and over again
TinnyOctopus
I mean, it was either that or the novelty pen, so...
boofhead60
i got a12 inch pianist
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
*drums in the deep*
HanYOLOHNIC
Upvoting for the DY-NO-MITE username
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
She's fly, You fools.
TheSevenDeadlySins
No way out
MeSoErnie
Braid, you fools!
memejunky101
SaltyMaintainer
Ionlypostbelowaveragecomments
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Run!
TheDaharMaster
"We cannot get out."
OodleofNoodle
The carpet does match the drapes
stainlessteelmohawk
Something something magic carpet and enchanted drapes
squilliammmmm
They are coming... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zixtank
We cannot pull out
Beanbag96
I hoped this comment would be here. You’re my new best friend stranger +1
GCRust
Up with you.
Idosss
Hair is back on the menu
iluvbunbuns
Bush is back on the menu, boys!!
Iusedtohavenicelettuce
Fuckin carpet mucher over here.
stainlessteelmohawk
Show me to the first course LOL
Souljah42
You can have my sword.
EmyLightsaber
UncleTomahawk
And myy axe!
Souljah42
*ass.
modi123
One merkin to rule them all!
MrBodyMassageMachineGO
One merkin to find them...
stainlessteelmohawk
One merkin to bring them and in the darkness bind them
stainlessteelmohawk
Merkin explained https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
Cyzyk
One of my favorite vocabulary words.
iluvbunbuns
Same."Gusset" is another.Its the crotch of lingerie/girdle.Can have a open gusset or 1 with flap that can open to pee w/o taking all way off
kodiak931155
EidrienSavestheworld
stainlessteelmohawk
Dramatic Fluffy Monkey, you do have a flare for expressing the drama of the moment.
eqpirate07
I understand this gif!
monimoomo
Zeferin
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Zeferin
JaXm
I wish I didn't know what the rest of this .gif was about. But I do. And I'm not ok with that.
MrKaizer
mysterious666
I've fapped to that
MommaBear0
Followed the Reply-Train on this one but really wishing I didn’t
untakenusername20
My friend doesn’t know you should explain it for him
IncognitoSanta
Thanks for asking, where would I be without a friend like you.
JaXm
Part of a cat litter commercial of some kind. Girl in a classroom needs to take a shit, but the teacher doesn't let her, so she pulls out...
Sbotkin
This is the best ending of a long comment I've ever seen. It surely leaves some intrigue!
JaXm
... a box of cat litter, fills her pants with it, and starts shitting in the classroom, all while maintaining eye contact with the teacher..
JaXm
... with cuts towards the reactions of the other students, including this dude who is clearly WAAAY too into what he's seeing, with her...