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Jun 10, 2026 5:59 AM
slimvictor
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LutraLazuli
Please do not add any kind of pepper as that will irritate any mucus membrane
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
ID paint buyers now?
ChadMaxxington
Don't do it as it transforms the rambos into a rainbow squad
Draquez1
if we're saying things you should never do. Never put sugar in concrete mixtures. It'll prevent it from drying out and ruin any ability of your post to stand up. I remember i dropped an ice cream cone into a post hole once by accident. It took a lot of data to get to the center of that problem.
alexw04
I'd suggest using water balloons, not party balloons, they break more easily. Be careful though a mix of sand, oil, paint and water can cause a balloon to break more easily, so would also suggest practicing with a large paddle spoon to make sure they don't break in your hand. A badminton racquet covered with duct tape works well, so I am led to believe but I wouldn't possibly know, we never did anything like this in the late 1960s or early 1970s.
therealikstemtegen
do not upvote this!
BrickSprickly
Youre right OP, nobody will do this bc this pic isnt from the USA
BrickSprickly
If its not happening once a quarter on a Saturday then Americans outside of Portand wont do it.
dunnerski
Just say the word fentanyl and half of them will have an anxiety attack
SleepyHollowAppleTree
And always remember cans of soup for the family.
NZSheeps
BebeJeebies
Definitely don't fill them with fish oil, glitter and powdered cayenne pepper.
Mack1986
Baby oil and chalk as well
super3dcow
For real though dont do this in America. In America these officers would be holding assault rifles and they would be likely to use them if you chucked anything at them
hmijail
Must be the reason they shot that woman trying to go away in her car!
UndrwearMustache
Jokes on you they use em when your not chucking things at them.
stevelite
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDFidzdsd25jOGFvd3l2NXgzcTc2OXp0YWYyb2I5aXl1aHR1bHFjNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb/200w.webp Ok, fine I won't.
anaberration
Looks like a lot of pride on display, pretty....
Dannyalcatraz
Don’t add this either.
https://www.amazon.com/Southern-Snares-Liquid-Tinctured-Essence/dp/B07B4L3WSW
SouYuck
Do not use pieces of ceramic (from old spark plugs) and throw those at car windows, especially Never shoot them with a slingshot, store bought or home made (some states banned slingshots)
SouYuck
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4M2DmJaoxRk
SouYuck
this is a warning ofc
Cranbananarama
What about glitter + cow manure?
georgejimmydoodle
I guess if you don't mind handling it.
NZSheeps
If you wear gloves, glitter isn't that bad
FermentTheRich3000
You fly your freak flag.
SharkLove
In the States this would probably be considered assault and it may get you shot.
dontrike
Yeah, cause cops are known for never shooting anyone when they're not doing anything.
hmijail
As opposed to getting shot for doing nothing
prfesser
I hate to agree but...may be true for actual police. If they were ICEholes...definitely. Need a balloon launcher to put distance between the ICEholes and you.
Sylventhe
For putting distance between you and the Iceholes, I feel it prudent to remind everyone the following:
AreYouABadPerson
They'll fucking shoot at you for anything anyways. Might as well get shit for an actual reason.
SubTrout
You'll probably want to use actual water balloons, not party balloons. Any store that sells toys will have bags and bags of water balloons for sale pretty cheap. They're designed to rupture more easily, party balloons are not. An underfilled party balloon is likely to just bounce because the latex is more durable than you'd think, and they're designed to NOT burst as much as possible. I used to blow up balloons as part of a retail job years ago, so just FYI.
AntaNce
Thank you.
DeakVanNyke
do NOT put tabasco in the balloons, I repeat DO NOT put TABASCO in the balloons!
georgejimmydoodle
Or glitter. That's a real no-no.
WhiskyBravo
tabasco glitter paint FTW!!!!
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Especially in the UK when theyre arresting people for saying murder is bad. Fuck Keir Starmer and his pedophile-supporting cabal of Zionists.
Magjee
Even worse, you don't get arrested for saying genocide is good
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Exactly. You can be pro Israel and supporting genocide and its the anti-genocide Pro-Palestinians who are getting arrested. It's just literal fucking insanity.
ThisIsNotTheBestUsername
Certainly don't mix the paint with any sort of oil. I hear its even worse for cleaning up.
AllegedlyUncleTonton
We wouldn't want that!
SirSmurfalot
Shouldn't baby oil er... not.. be used?
ToSisPoS
Don’t worry, they don’t actually derive it from babies.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
They make oil paint
ThisIsNotTheBestUsername
There is a clear difference between oil with paint and oil paint. Go to reddit if you want a debate.
NothingPrince
Actually don't do that it's bad for the environment and oil is flammable your trying to stop them not hurt then
ThisIsNotTheBestUsername
MechKelly
Vegetable oil, olive oil, castor oil, etc are all fine for the environment and not flammable.
Goldensands
Speak for yourself
TorrentialUpPour
That strongly depends on the oil. Vegetable oil isn't flammable because of it's high ignition requirements. Also any of the paints that would do this to cops would already be oil based or otherwise capable of ignition. You won't accomplish this with watercolors.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Latex paint?
TorrentialUpPour
...is also flammable on liquid form, and much easier to clean off. So that would be even more stupid than watercolors.
orp0piru
Do not put a bit of sand in the mix, it's bad because it makes the windshield wipers almost useless.
Druidhunter77
For long lasting issues brake fluid is insanely corrosive to vehicle paint refinish. Don’t do that. Don’t leave brake fluid on any vehicles paint.
zHurk777
Some added OIl based paint would be neato.
GiantMoron
Add a dash of plutonium to spice things up
FatalError1337
Can't be thinned with water tho
Nyxaura
Idk I think acrylic would be just fine
BrickSprickly
Literally nobody is doing this
AreYouABadPerson
No one cares about what a ~tough guy~ you are, you spineless dweeb.
SedatedSl0th
Damn it’s been a long time since meeting someone with a public humiliation kink. Keep up the good work!
Eyeetsass
Just the people in the image right?
BrickSprickly
In another country, at another time
Eyeetsass
Literally somebody. Every time is another time.
BrickSprickly
Okay but nobody is doing what is in the photo, in the USA, right now . Americans are cowards.
ParaspriteHugger
Why the water? What would - hypothetically - be wrong with undiluted paint?
Also a very unrelated reminder to pay cash, not buy everything in the store, and wear appropriate clothing when shopping to avoid suspicion (nobody will question why the lad in blotchy old clothes buys paint, the emo girl in all black buying a bucket of white is more suspicious)
SirSmurfalot
Need it splashy so it gets everywhere, goopy enough to smear and stay. Also more cost effective $$/balloon.
SlasherQuan
I think you mean *don't* do these things
Notaninterestingusername
Much easier to get water into a balloon. DON'T put some paint and whatever else into the balloon, then DON'T use the water pressure from the faucet to fill the balloon further. If you tried to use straight paint it would need to be under pressure to expand the balloon to a burstable size.
ParaspriteHugger
If you ever have to fill a water balloon with water from a water bottle: have the water in the water bottle. Blow up the balloon to about the same volume as the bottle. Pinch the balloon and put it onto the bottle. Turn the whole shebang upside down. Water flows into the water balloon, air goes into the water bottle. Pinch again, knot.
Do not try this with lemonade, especially not the trucker variety.
Scobragon
1. Expensive. 2. Too thick, won't splatter as wide. 3. Hard to fill balloons with unthickened paint.
ParaspriteHugger
Unless you have experience getting thick stuff into latex
NZSheeps
Did you splatter, too?
Scobragon
Unthinned* damn it.
ParaspriteHugger
I also a word in my comment, so far nobody noticed.
AngurProne
I've reread your comment a few times, twice outloud. Not seeing a problem
ParaspriteHugger
You get everything from stores, but not from the SAME store.
truthader
Sigh, same.
Roune
Isn’t mixing paint with sand supposed to be pretty bad for car windshields?
BrickSprickly
So is a brick
ToSisPoS
Boy, you’re at both ends of this discussion here. Did you forget to change your alt account before pretending you agree?
DrKonrad
It is, you should certainly not do that
BrickSprickly
Nobody will bc its not on a Saturday
SirSmurfalot
And a bit of Elmer's wood glue available in bulk quantities.
snaptacular
idk wouldn't that make it peel off easily in sheets when it dried? what about DEET to decay rubber...
georgejimmydoodle
DEET the bug spray?
snaptacular
yes, DEET is a highly effective insect repellent, but be careful! it's also strong solvent that will dissolve rubber, latex, vinyl, spandex, and many plastics (eyeglass lenses, watch crystals) anything generally used to keep tear gas OUT.
It's a problem because a little goes a long way and the whole gasket/item/lense needs replacement, and that's why militaries use permethrin on equipment and DEET on skin.
georgejimmydoodle
Thanks. That's good to know.
spinbutton3
I love the idea but it would wreck the balloons wouldn't it? Maybe it takes a long time to work?
Probablyimaginary
Bologna slices popped into my head, as they will damage automotive paints. Just dip them in paint and fling em! It has the potential to be so fun! They fling so good!