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Jun 16, 2017 10:26 PM
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theangryitalian
It's eh not ey
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
As a boyfriend to a Canadian, can confirm. I've been invited to the rituals. They're quite nice. We get free timbits after.
oo0ORB0oo
And then they fly south
confirmsthings
I've raised and tamed Canadian geese around the same time Justin Bieber first became popular. I'm so extremely sorry for that,I had no idea.
Puffmax
Actually, for the last few years most of has been going to Ted Cruz
MicUltra
Sign me up
FNHuskys
So many geese at our pond. So many. I'm scared.
AlwaysSteeze
After comes the great canadian geese migration, where the geese migrate south and leave the meanness in USA creating trump supporters
AdoptedSon
MyDogJake
Canadians* sorry
pacojuerves
I'm not, improper grammar is still improper.
BulkBarnBitch
As a Canadian, this is pretty accurate. Geese are the bastards of the bird family
sanguis4k
and one year, someone screwed up and it went into justin bieber. they had a hell of a time getting it all out of him and back into geese
BurningInferno
They once tried to do a human sacrifice for the ritual instead of canadian geese. He escaped into the US with the name Justin Bieber.
dawe40
some of it goes into hockey
NotPapaEmeritus
Am Canadian, can confirm
meagano4887
kllllllams
Funny you use that because he's Canadian
Munchman347
Which are then killed and consumed by the U.S. Senate...
cambriago13
Ah, jeez. Now everyone knows the secret, eh.
happycanadiancamper
We must find who let it out and kill them... with kindness! :)
PowwerOrb13
And the usual means afterwards, do we give 'em to Québec or the prairies though?
YesitsTanjawithaJ
the truth will set you free. free like those damn birds
ISupportYourViews
Forget the superfluous apostrophes, they're Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese.
kermitopus
Not entirely true, they save some for Hockey, or as it is known Canadian soccer. Don't believe me, just ask, "you mean Ice hockey?"
MacAway
So all the Canadian's gather beneath the star's to get rid of their meanness over a couple of beer's? Are there bear's as well?
FilthyRapscallions
I believe this. Ducks in the road: let us pass, friend. Geese in road: U wat mate? Fuck yourself with a broken bottle, I'll pass when I want
StrayFilms
Fuck they're on to us!
CrownRoyalKing
Wtf is ey? It's eh.
TheBlackWindHowls
I don't know why Canadian geese get such a bad rap. I mean, they're not that bad at all, not compared to some birds. For example, the (1/2)
TheBlackWindHowls
please help the goose has a gun to my head and he won't look away for long send help seriously send help he's gonna kill me if I don't say
TheBlackWindHowls
golden eagle is notorious for torturing its prey, consuming it while it's still living, even when that prey is other smaller birds. (2/2)
Doumdidoum
I think the cold makes us nice. If you were stuck without wood in winter, you gotta be sweet with your neighbors to survive.
LullabyJones
*Canada Geese. (Sorry, sorry.)
upvotetuxedocats
You just said what we were all thinking.
disidi
Came to comments to say that. Canada* geese, eh*
B4k4Black
I mean, the geese are Canadian. They're Canadian Canada geese.
temerairewindragon
I see American Canada Geese all spring long. Those ones I can mess with if they stir shit.
jonestown
true?
DickMercenary
Canada Goose is their name not their nationality. A Canada Goose raised in Canada would be a Canadian Canada goose.
ninjaoftheworld
This is true. Those geese are jerks.
fistermatic5000
I live in way down in the south. I'm having a hard time understanding how a grown ass man can get fucked over by a bird half your size.
dijital101
Let me put it this way. They're like walking alligator gar. Flying snapping turtles? Feathered cottonmouths?
fistermatic5000
Huh. I get what you're saying, but this might be one of those things where I just have to learn the hard way.
dijital101
Yeah, they look calm an birdish but they are just straight up dicks.
Asshats
Scapegoose. It's in the Canadian Bible.
landoaeon
First rule of scapegoose...YOU DONT TALK ABOUT SCAPEGOOSE!
TheMightyMoosifer
Why is this not top comment
IWrestledABearAndWon
Oddly enough it is top comment for me. Doesn't have the most upvotes, but hey.
RepostSadistic
It is now
B4k4Black
Why is this the top response to the top comment?
CalebDahlen
its 3 am and i'm laughing so loud.
demBon3Z
Heyyy similar time zone sister!