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Mar 14, 2024 12:30 AM
FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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UnimpressedButNaked
JFC I thought this was just some dudes with sock puppets...
hodaddelvecchio
RHCP approves
IliveIdyeIliveagain
RIxspacexCK
“Sorry your policy doesn’t cover ostrich ostracism from a moving vehicle”
stealthgunner385
*ostrichcism
landofentrapment
Used to live next to an ostrich farm. I hate those things. Nip at you when cleaning near the fence and then middle of the night it would do it mating call (look it up). Wake me up all the time. Glad they became burgers and I ate their eggs.
NZSheeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1HjQ0UgcY
landofentrapment
It always will sit down and rock side to side doing that…
tirpider
LoitninStroik
My people..... https://youtu.be/zf--ISBmLno?si=N7wwQakCqmc_rKdE
njessup1992
how's it goin' chester
OprahsPinkSock
ROCK!!!!
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Crescent fresh.
Lostarchitorture
Don't lie! It's one real ostrich and three sock puppeteers!
tototototoro
That's clearly transporting sock puppets
NZSheeps
The truck is missing the signwriting
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
njessup1992
https://imgur.com/GtgTIn7
Cravanicus
“Wanna buy some fucking apples?!”
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
happyrabbitzz
Somebody slipped their face-sock and may need a moment to compose themselves.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
funny creture
bcam23
If Sesame Street taught me nothing, it’s that these are about to lay down some fire A-B-C songs
DrugsRBadMmkuy
Definitely thought it was a mobile puppet show at first glance.
GravyEducation
Fuckin about to Jackson 5 this shit
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
DarkfireDragon
12 DANGIT!
sxweet
You can't have an ostrich race with just one ostrich.
pravetz
You can always fling them into an abyss and get an extra jump
GravyEducation
You SON OF A BITCH *throws punch, gets held back*
HuskyPirate
Naked Muppets
opus68
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Oh no, that one lost its sock!!! It's aware!
Drix1942
At least one of them is a sock puppet.
TrickyGoblin
The one on the left is just a dude with his hand in a sock. I know this trick, I ain't getting fooled again
MidnaDS
CgnCalling
Senor Sock!
KAPTKipper
That's where missing socks go, Profit!
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
SuperfluousMeh
Is that Mr hands?
Feralkyn
I love that the white horse just KNOWS.
hnngh
JustBeCoolBruh
AmbassadorOfAndrew
Allegedly
Thegreenestthumb9
I feel like at least one of them would be gutted moving an Ostrich that way, their kicks are no joke, they can kill lions.
Kehy
That's why the head needs to stay down. They can't kick if their head is that low
notacobra
"This is how ostriches are transported.... In China with minimal animal rights protective laws and probably illegally even there"
Ibringchocolate
That may be so, but this is how they are transported.
ageek3000
But, think of all the people they brought joy to that day. It's basically a mobile third-world zoo.
NuclearMonk
Yeah, but Ostrich COVID will be a fun twist.
Elonth
you'd think it would take at least 3 people....
101Medic
Unless it were sick
SoraHjort
We already have that variant, it causes people to bury their heads in the sand and go "la la la, it's not real" (Note, IRL ostriches do not actually bury their heads in the ground. Only the far right do.)
prinzessinmustapha
They look awfully stressed out
Isthe4thtimethecharm
The majority of animals will stress out for car rides.
JesaraB
Which is likely the intent behind the socks over their heads, birds tend to be calm when they can't see (as opposed to mammals which tend to panic when their heads are covered).
dontbeafarbstein
I THOUGHT THE ZOO KEEPERS WERE DOING SOCK PUPPETS
SkidMarc25
That one who's not wearing his sock is probably making the other 3 freak out because they hear him freaking out.
JesaraB
1 lost his sock and is totally freaking out yep, and one more shoved his head through the sock enough to see again and while vision is still limited is also stressing out.
RElGNMAN
IronCore
What a mix.
xizar
This must be staged... even I don't wear my fishnets on laundry day.
AllMyPain
i dunno man... Thigh high are hmm.... what were we talking about?
xizar
They're not thigh highs, as such. The legs join to a waist band like a garter belt; it's all of one piece. (I have some. They're nice.)
AllMyPain
what?! I don't believe you, you'd have to show me yours
xizar
I have posted some (from a different account) and they mostly got removed, so I stopped.
quade
Allegedlys.
sorryusernameunavailable
They don't look sick, folks are also saying that it was a sick ostrich.
EchoGecko
AllRicksAreJerrys
hiphophypotenuse
burglarsonlarceny
DontcallmeRooster
Is that the Ginger and Boots following that truck?
quade
It's full of sick osteriches
alligatorlator
They are driving the truck
sixthreefourfiveseveneightnine
You'll need at least three people for that
CallMeBaconLord
I heard they were sick ostriches...