Mar 7, 2023 8:37 PM
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Doctaprocta
I don't want to ride an elephant because that's cruel. But is there a non cruel habitat where I can bask in their glory?
TheUnstoppableWampas
"Be a shame if something happened to you truck. Hand over the goods."
duktayp
Dumbo knows just to take a trunkful, not be greedy
landline
Lol - great ad placement -
Chezoso
Highway robbery this is awesome
BrightestNight
Old boss was a truck driver hauling strawberries. One DOT station told him he was 1 flat (crate) overweight. Gave it up willingly.
coothlesscthulhu
It looks absolutely delighted with itself once the toll has been taken.
iShadows
The sugarcane trucks brought this on themselves when they started playing ice cream truck music.
briham86
Next they’ll come out with a squeegee and pretend to wash the windows while an accomplice empties the back.
captainnewbi
bandits
Beatenzone
Clever girl.
thispleasesimhotep
Damn; hanging out right by the elephant crossing sign...
stuart1965
a tax-y-derm
EgreenCanucklehead
It's obviously a toll road. The elephant is just collecting
majortool
I'm a fucking heffalump, you fucking woozles.
HillOfBeans
@woozle
woozle
:)
Renza0
it somehow just looks so happy, like yay the sugar truck is here!
uzetaab
The truck drivers do seem to be pretty willing too.
Mack1986
If we don't get no tolls, then we don't est no rolls... I made it up meself
fmrandom
So ... a drive by restaurant for the elephant?
imgonnaralph
Their delivery order showed up.
doesntmatter
Gah the impatient personal car driver
Feralkyn
I suspect they just wanna see the elephant tbh
ScreamedVoid
Gotta pay the elephant tax lol
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Hell yeah Mandy, Treat Yourself!
beaglepuss
AmyBernadettePenny
This is the way.
AtsaMattaForMe
v
jimskeeter
He looks so happy with himself!
FuryM0nk
He looks so happy when he gets the sugarcane lol
ElbowDeepInAHorse
That's an interesting watermark down there... o.o
HasteTheFool
Only the fuckliest of fuckboys are allowed to carry the cane to be made into sweet sweet sugar and molasses.
Potenze
I think elbow has some inside information...
MehEdits
Some people are into elephants I imagine, Elphestrians
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
what do they have against boy problems???
Fairdinkums
I mean depending on the driver, it may be accurate for this situation.
dobroweigh
I mean when a driver is handsome... It may be a problem.
I didn't even notice that. But at least it's not a iFunny or TikTok.
GlitchWizardYT
iFuckBoi
gablestout
obligatory
AisforApple
"Look at me. This is a toll road now" -that elephant, probably
SyntheticReindeer
Trunk tax
bulldoggg
Johnson your load is short a few pounds!! You’re not going to believe this boss…
sgnight13
"Once we pay for the cost of the road, the toll will go away. Pinky promise."
Squaba13
Elephants are learning capitalism. The republican logo is all coming together.
Slippaterunderthecovers
A tolls a toll, and a rolls a roll, and we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls
MCNewYorkLives
Ya gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into this boyshole!
wtftomdelonge29
cbjfan
DAMMIT FRANK IT'S "BOY'S SOUL"
jibbo883
But I wanna hole
Doctaprocta
I don't want to ride an elephant because that's cruel. But is there a non cruel habitat where I can bask in their glory?
TheUnstoppableWampas
"Be a shame if something happened to you truck. Hand over the goods."
duktayp
Dumbo knows just to take a trunkful, not be greedy
landline
Lol - great ad placement -
Chezoso
Highway robbery this is awesome
BrightestNight
Old boss was a truck driver hauling strawberries. One DOT station told him he was 1 flat (crate) overweight. Gave it up willingly.
coothlesscthulhu
It looks absolutely delighted with itself once the toll has been taken.
iShadows
The sugarcane trucks brought this on themselves when they started playing ice cream truck music.
briham86
Next they’ll come out with a squeegee and pretend to wash the windows while an accomplice empties the back.
captainnewbi
bandits
Beatenzone
Clever girl.
thispleasesimhotep
Damn; hanging out right by the elephant crossing sign...
stuart1965
a tax-y-derm
EgreenCanucklehead
It's obviously a toll road. The elephant is just collecting
majortool
I'm a fucking heffalump, you fucking woozles.
HillOfBeans
@woozle
woozle
Renza0
it somehow just looks so happy, like yay the sugar truck is here!
uzetaab
The truck drivers do seem to be pretty willing too.
Mack1986
If we don't get no tolls, then we don't est no rolls... I made it up meself
fmrandom
So ... a drive by restaurant for the elephant?
imgonnaralph
Their delivery order showed up.
doesntmatter
Gah the impatient personal car driver
Feralkyn
I suspect they just wanna see the elephant tbh
ScreamedVoid
Gotta pay the elephant tax lol
Thebeardedrhinocerous
Hell yeah Mandy, Treat Yourself!
beaglepuss
AmyBernadettePenny
This is the way.
AtsaMattaForMe
jimskeeter
He looks so happy with himself!
FuryM0nk
He looks so happy when he gets the sugarcane lol
ElbowDeepInAHorse
That's an interesting watermark down there... o.o
HasteTheFool
Only the fuckliest of fuckboys are allowed to carry the cane to be made into sweet sweet sugar and molasses.
Potenze
I think elbow has some inside information...
MehEdits
Some people are into elephants I imagine, Elphestrians
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
what do they have against boy problems???
Fairdinkums
I mean depending on the driver, it may be accurate for this situation.
dobroweigh
I mean when a driver is handsome... It may be a problem.
researchonyourown
I didn't even notice that. But at least it's not a iFunny or TikTok.
GlitchWizardYT
iFuckBoi
gablestout
obligatory
AisforApple
"Look at me. This is a toll road now" -that elephant, probably
SyntheticReindeer
Trunk tax
bulldoggg
Johnson your load is short a few pounds!! You’re not going to believe this boss…
sgnight13
"Once we pay for the cost of the road, the toll will go away. Pinky promise."
Squaba13
Elephants are learning capitalism. The republican logo is all coming together.
Slippaterunderthecovers
A tolls a toll, and a rolls a roll, and we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls
AisforApple
MCNewYorkLives
Ya gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into this boyshole!
wtftomdelonge29
cbjfan
DAMMIT FRANK IT'S "BOY'S SOUL"
MCNewYorkLives
jibbo883
But I wanna hole