Jan 25, 2023 3:30 PM
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ampelakim8
My cat would lose his mind!
chrisat928
That's amazing.
claudiekante
Yes, it's a very smart idea
breach1
It is, and I like that cute sphere prism that probably makes rainbows on the walls.
bathtubdronestrike
Cute tiny robots inspecting your home.
Thisismyusernamebitch
Thankxforthehotandsweatynightsinperu5
My luck. I'd install it and at 3am a hungry raccoon jumps up to it knocks it out of the frame with its rotundous. Bam angry coon in house
GeenHenk
Shut up and take my money!
AnxiaTeaDD
That’s the most darling idea! What a nice little vibe it adds to a home. Imagine just curling up on the couch and bird watching.
genericanamoly
Yeah no, don't need some bird staring in judging my decor.
sundaymondayhippyday
What about the avian kind then?
waybackintime
"I'm not going to watch birds, I'll let them watch my home for a change", this person probably.
Cats2cats
Cat window or disabled person nearby.
Harryteeters
What if we made love under the bird window?
cryborg
jammer909
There was a crow that used to watch us through the windows for hours. Videogames were apparently very entertaining.
TheHappyCreator
Sounds like something white people with dreads would do.
thedudeman519
ArcadiaBerger
Are we going back to that nonsense of "cultural appropriation" again...?
Lashiel87
White culture has used dreadlocks for a long ass time it's our culture too.
gtollie
Hey Jim, I can’t really get into the mood with the bird watching us .. can you get a curtain or something…
Dogman1227
Rob, I told you before, it's my fetish to have avian voyeurism
Frodomann1
Tits peeping tits
StunttheRunt
My dogs would destroy that trying to play with the birds. Also whoever had this needs to watch out that crystal don't burn their house down.
QueenOfNonsense
The crystal won't burn their house down because it scatters the sunlight instead of focusing it on one point (like a magnifying glass would)
Ah true, didn't see the angle cuts. I was distracted by trying to play with the birds.
eastend666
If it's high enough, then I guess you don't have squirrels poaching it - double win.
zenoshogun
YesThisIsMayo
Came looking for something about Flapjack
ImAGrower
Home owner comes home to find house robbed and bird prints everywhere. "It's like they knew where everything was!"
TanithRosenbaum
Wo’s what a neat idea!
Effing autocorrect, that was supposed to read „woa“
andiworkinabuttonfactory
My grandparents had one of these! Little me was obsessed
I bet you still are and just restrain yourself
OCTAVlAN
Gonna build one of these for my old man. He and my mother have been feeding and bird-watching last few years. They will enjoy this.
BlackCats4ever
Brilliant idea, I’m sure they will love it!
Vyrro
InoffensivePablum
This is groovy, but even if I didn’t have all cranks, I have to take mine in every night because of the roof rats.
AtaSeaParks
Have a flip-down door with an indoor-accessible lever that can close it at night. It would double as a perch when it's open.
LinemanMatt
Yeah, those things are quite the problem in my area of Phoenix Metro. But at least they keep the neighborhood owls well fed.
TedFromTEDtalks
R....roof rats?
Crymson831
I don't buy that.
TattoosAndTENS
They are really cute and shy.
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
Guessing either raccoons or squirrels
It is a species. They look like slightly big mice and are relatively shy. My cat used to bring them in alive - they are just little guys.
manyslayer
My guess was pigeons, but squirrels probably makes more sense.
Rattus rattus, the black rat, or roof rat. The arboreal cousin to Rattus Norvegicus, the brown rat, or sewer rat, or street rat.
RegularAnemone
SteepedGardenMrsChen
AKA rat-rat
MichaeIScott
Never knew the difference, thank you!
rvogts101
Don't you mean a window for squirrels?
emittto
That's an awesome idea. I want
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/arlmont-co-krick-view-window-tray-bird-feeder-w004334937.html
Thank you! I don't have such windows tho but maybe one day!
Madd2Matt
Pretty cool, but at my house that would be a squirrel commune in about 10 minutes
harrison100012
Brilliant idea I'm stealing it. " why you cutting a hole in the house? " My Wife
Jewdakris
How are the squirrels not invading
burley007
A new way for the govt to spy on me!
kita1787
Much better than the one I have
That’s cute and handy
My cats love it and it's easy to clean
Love this! Birds are the bright spots of color in our winter landscape
Poetically Put ! Splashes of Winter colour!
MisutaSpakaru
Red Breasted Nuthatches are my fave of our winter birds. Cardinals' bright red color is very appreciated in winter too.
BlackJackBananaHamock
Wait until the squirrels and raccoons find it…
PandaSan
Yep. I had rats going after the food at night. I heard them scritching at the feeder. We have fruit trees, btw
BentwanJameson
The squirrels that run along my fence would ransack the hell out of that thing. It's hard enough keeping them out of the other bird feeders.
bobbo007
My cats would love that.
Corvidqueen
I'd just hear collisions from my mighty (one brain cell) hunter trying to constantly catch them. It'd be like dinner and a show for birds.
bambulina
Exactly. Our tux would politely chirp at them. Little buff butthead would live up to the shared brain cell stereotype.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
I totally mistook the big glass ball on top of the enclosure for a cat when I first saw this
SarcasticComment
my cat would dive head first, shove it out the window, and fall with it. 10/10 positive cat experience.
hotrodny
Kek-kek-kek-kek
Umkontodon
To make them go crazy?! So close yet so far. The prize is just there, all I have to do is jump yet every time, I fail and hurt my head
PirateRubberDuck
Chirp?
5 o'clock every fucking morning running from window to window.
YouWonTheGam3
iplaytrombone
Mine would love it for a day and then the birds would stop coming.
tinyfootprints
I had one and my cats and dogs all completely ignored it. I liked it.
Herperchick
I put peanuts on the window ledge outside of where the cats have a bed and cat tower. They get to see squirrels and birds.
They love it and so do I since it's next to my desk for work.
IrrelevantHandle
Do they chitter at the birds? I love that!
Oh yes, they definitely chatter a lot.
XeArg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFCDPjwSBw&ab_channel=iKBVids
happywalker
LauchMan
"But touch da fishy?"
Wikipedo
That is genuinely amazing!! The cat won't get wet and the fish aren't threatened at all. Love it!
PlsSendMePen15
This is the punishment of Tantalus but for cats.
SonicTheBedhog
I love it when people go above and beyond for their pets like this.
mikeatike
More like below.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
“To Give A Fish A Panic Attack”
iLikeRainyDays
The fish already have limited space =[
The same volume of water would just be higher overall though.
YourAverageCyberGuy
I agree. I’m curious, how large would it have to be for the fish to consider it comfortable (besides rivers, oceans, etc.)?
Wulph421
General rule of thumb for aquariums is 1 gallon / 1 inch of fish. Although I don't know about "comfortable," and some need more like oscars
Thank you!
duktayp
the poor mans' version
aPokal
theman56788
How the fuck?
Caboune
I can't imagine the bird poop that will amass on the ground and the wall underneath the window.
Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
Yeah this is fucking gross and I’m sure it’s far worse than what I can imagine. What a fun way to turn your house into a biohazard
TheStreetForce
Its a feature
staceBugTerror
Hello fun sponge
montuesnvm
Definitely some kinks to work out, but I'm still all for it.
Imalwaysready
Plant your roses there and free fertilizer!
AdrianDunne
It rains here most of the year. Problem solved.
That's how you make the gun powder!
JimFromMarketing
They don't shit where they eat. There's no bird shit under any normal bird feeder I've ever had
MundoCani
And suddenly I've gone on a complete u-turn about wanting my own concave birb window.
ToastedVanilla
Also bird houses in general, or cute water fountains they can rest in. Just the amount of clean up, you'd rather have spikes instead.
dabirdnerd
Worth it
AllAnusMorissette
drowningfishy
Ooo I am thinking of bird mites. I know they are usually from birds nesting but they way this is in there
freckledkink
Looks like a lid on top so you can clean it as often as necessary
MillenniumFalcon
perfect place for a flower bed - free fertilizer
TotallyNotSarcastic
Then don’t. Just look at the pretty birbs.
LadyMidnightToker
Did you forget garden hoses exist?
zFUBARz
That window doesn't exactly seem like it has the highest R value though. Not sure I'd trust water not to get through from some angles.
GuyPilot
As a building scientist, can confirm these points are valid.
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, just go out with some paper towels or something on the weekend.
Looked like a second story to my eye, but hard to tell.
Ah, possibly. But my grandma has exactly this, and you can open the plastic to add seed.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
The point is to watch the birds not spray them with those hose.
Did you really say this?? Lol Not sure why someone would be spraying the bird shit with birds present.
I feel like the joke flew over your head.
One can't always tell if somebody's being sarcastic or not by what they type. That's why we use /s.
[deleted]
So it's pretty inside but outside you have a wall covered in vinyl with shit all over it...
AwildZack
Totally read that as protective lawyer
HasteTheFool
Guano attorney.
ThaWhiteRanger
Expert in Bird Law
ampelakim8
My cat would lose his mind!
chrisat928
That's amazing.
claudiekante
Yes, it's a very smart idea
breach1
It is, and I like that cute sphere prism that probably makes rainbows on the walls.
bathtubdronestrike
Cute tiny robots inspecting your home.
Thisismyusernamebitch
Thankxforthehotandsweatynightsinperu5
My luck. I'd install it and at 3am a hungry raccoon jumps up to it knocks it out of the frame with its rotundous. Bam angry coon in house
GeenHenk
Shut up and take my money!
AnxiaTeaDD
That’s the most darling idea! What a nice little vibe it adds to a home. Imagine just curling up on the couch and bird watching.
genericanamoly
Yeah no, don't need some bird staring in judging my decor.
sundaymondayhippyday
What about the avian kind then?
waybackintime
"I'm not going to watch birds, I'll let them watch my home for a change", this person probably.
Cats2cats
Cat window or disabled person nearby.
Harryteeters
What if we made love under the bird window?
cryborg
jammer909
There was a crow that used to watch us through the windows for hours. Videogames were apparently very entertaining.
TheHappyCreator
Sounds like something white people with dreads would do.
thedudeman519
ArcadiaBerger
Are we going back to that nonsense of "cultural appropriation" again...?
Lashiel87
White culture has used dreadlocks for a long ass time it's our culture too.
gtollie
Hey Jim, I can’t really get into the mood with the bird watching us .. can you get a curtain or something…
Dogman1227
Rob, I told you before, it's my fetish to have avian voyeurism
Frodomann1
Tits peeping tits
StunttheRunt
My dogs would destroy that trying to play with the birds. Also whoever had this needs to watch out that crystal don't burn their house down.
QueenOfNonsense
The crystal won't burn their house down because it scatters the sunlight instead of focusing it on one point (like a magnifying glass would)
StunttheRunt
Ah true, didn't see the angle cuts. I was distracted by trying to play with the birds.
eastend666
If it's high enough, then I guess you don't have squirrels poaching it - double win.
zenoshogun
YesThisIsMayo
Came looking for something about Flapjack
ImAGrower
Home owner comes home to find house robbed and bird prints everywhere. "It's like they knew where everything was!"
TanithRosenbaum
Wo’s what a neat idea!
TanithRosenbaum
Effing autocorrect, that was supposed to read „woa“
andiworkinabuttonfactory
My grandparents had one of these! Little me was obsessed
sundaymondayhippyday
I bet you still are and just restrain yourself
OCTAVlAN
Gonna build one of these for my old man. He and my mother have been feeding and bird-watching last few years. They will enjoy this.
BlackCats4ever
Brilliant idea, I’m sure they will love it!
Vyrro
InoffensivePablum
This is groovy, but even if I didn’t have all cranks, I have to take mine in every night because of the roof rats.
AtaSeaParks
Have a flip-down door with an indoor-accessible lever that can close it at night. It would double as a perch when it's open.
LinemanMatt
Yeah, those things are quite the problem in my area of Phoenix Metro. But at least they keep the neighborhood owls well fed.
TedFromTEDtalks
R....roof rats?
Crymson831
I don't buy that.
TattoosAndTENS
They are really cute and shy.
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
Guessing either raccoons or squirrels
TattoosAndTENS
It is a species. They look like slightly big mice and are relatively shy. My cat used to bring them in alive - they are just little guys.
manyslayer
My guess was pigeons, but squirrels probably makes more sense.
InoffensivePablum
Rattus rattus, the black rat, or roof rat. The arboreal cousin to Rattus Norvegicus, the brown rat, or sewer rat, or street rat.
RegularAnemone
RegularAnemone
SteepedGardenMrsChen
AKA rat-rat
MichaeIScott
Never knew the difference, thank you!
rvogts101
Don't you mean a window for squirrels?
emittto
That's an awesome idea. I want
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/arlmont-co-krick-view-window-tray-bird-feeder-w004334937.html
emittto
Thank you! I don't have such windows tho but maybe one day!
Madd2Matt
Pretty cool, but at my house that would be a squirrel commune in about 10 minutes
harrison100012
Brilliant idea I'm stealing it. " why you cutting a hole in the house? " My Wife
Jewdakris
How are the squirrels not invading
burley007
A new way for the govt to spy on me!
kita1787
Much better than the one I have
sundaymondayhippyday
That’s cute and handy
kita1787
My cats love it and it's easy to clean
BlackCats4ever
Love this! Birds are the bright spots of color in our winter landscape
sundaymondayhippyday
Poetically Put ! Splashes of Winter colour!
MisutaSpakaru
Red Breasted Nuthatches are my fave of our winter birds. Cardinals' bright red color is very appreciated in winter too.
BlackJackBananaHamock
Wait until the squirrels and raccoons find it…
PandaSan
Yep. I had rats going after the food at night. I heard them scritching at the feeder. We have fruit trees, btw
BentwanJameson
The squirrels that run along my fence would ransack the hell out of that thing. It's hard enough keeping them out of the other bird feeders.
bobbo007
My cats would love that.
Corvidqueen
I'd just hear collisions from my mighty (one brain cell) hunter trying to constantly catch them. It'd be like dinner and a show for birds.
bambulina
Exactly. Our tux would politely chirp at them. Little buff butthead would live up to the shared brain cell stereotype.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
I totally mistook the big glass ball on top of the enclosure for a cat when I first saw this
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/arlmont-co-krick-view-window-tray-bird-feeder-w004334937.html
bobbo007
SarcasticComment
my cat would dive head first, shove it out the window, and fall with it. 10/10 positive cat experience.
hotrodny
Kek-kek-kek-kek
Umkontodon
To make them go crazy?! So close yet so far. The prize is just there, all I have to do is jump yet every time, I fail and hurt my head
PirateRubberDuck
Chirp?
bobbo007
5 o'clock every fucking morning running from window to window.
YouWonTheGam3
iplaytrombone
Mine would love it for a day and then the birds would stop coming.
tinyfootprints
I had one and my cats and dogs all completely ignored it. I liked it.
Herperchick
I put peanuts on the window ledge outside of where the cats have a bed and cat tower. They get to see squirrels and birds.
Herperchick
They love it and so do I since it's next to my desk for work.
IrrelevantHandle
Do they chitter at the birds? I love that!
Herperchick
Oh yes, they definitely chatter a lot.
XeArg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFCDPjwSBw&ab_channel=iKBVids
happywalker
LauchMan
"But touch da fishy?"
Wikipedo
That is genuinely amazing!! The cat won't get wet and the fish aren't threatened at all. Love it!
PlsSendMePen15
This is the punishment of Tantalus but for cats.
SonicTheBedhog
I love it when people go above and beyond for their pets like this.
mikeatike
More like below.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
“To Give A Fish A Panic Attack”
iLikeRainyDays
The fish already have limited space =[
Wikipedo
The same volume of water would just be higher overall though.
YourAverageCyberGuy
I agree. I’m curious, how large would it have to be for the fish to consider it comfortable (besides rivers, oceans, etc.)?
Wulph421
General rule of thumb for aquariums is 1 gallon / 1 inch of fish. Although I don't know about "comfortable," and some need more like oscars
YourAverageCyberGuy
Thank you!
duktayp
the poor mans' version
aPokal
theman56788
How the fuck?
Caboune
I can't imagine the bird poop that will amass on the ground and the wall underneath the window.
Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
Yeah this is fucking gross and I’m sure it’s far worse than what I can imagine. What a fun way to turn your house into a biohazard
TheStreetForce
Its a feature
staceBugTerror
Hello fun sponge
montuesnvm
Definitely some kinks to work out, but I'm still all for it.
Imalwaysready
Plant your roses there and free fertilizer!
AdrianDunne
It rains here most of the year. Problem solved.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
That's how you make the gun powder!
JimFromMarketing
They don't shit where they eat. There's no bird shit under any normal bird feeder I've ever had
MundoCani
And suddenly I've gone on a complete u-turn about wanting my own concave birb window.
ToastedVanilla
Also bird houses in general, or cute water fountains they can rest in. Just the amount of clean up, you'd rather have spikes instead.
dabirdnerd
Worth it
AllAnusMorissette
drowningfishy
Ooo I am thinking of bird mites. I know they are usually from birds nesting but they way this is in there
freckledkink
Looks like a lid on top so you can clean it as often as necessary
MillenniumFalcon
perfect place for a flower bed - free fertilizer
TotallyNotSarcastic
Then don’t. Just look at the pretty birbs.
LadyMidnightToker
Did you forget garden hoses exist?
zFUBARz
That window doesn't exactly seem like it has the highest R value though. Not sure I'd trust water not to get through from some angles.
GuyPilot
As a building scientist, can confirm these points are valid.
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, just go out with some paper towels or something on the weekend.
zFUBARz
Looked like a second story to my eye, but hard to tell.
BishlamekGurpgork
Ah, possibly. But my grandma has exactly this, and you can open the plastic to add seed.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
The point is to watch the birds not spray them with those hose.
LadyMidnightToker
Did you really say this?? Lol Not sure why someone would be spraying the bird shit with birds present.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
I feel like the joke flew over your head.
LadyMidnightToker
One can't always tell if somebody's being sarcastic or not by what they type. That's why we use /s.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ToastedVanilla
So it's pretty inside but outside you have a wall covered in vinyl with shit all over it...
AwildZack
Totally read that as protective lawyer
HasteTheFool
Guano attorney.
ThaWhiteRanger
Expert in Bird Law