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IHaveAGuyForEverything
#6 I’m so happy about this. Lot of stuff I’m glad isn’t on the net AND nothing to ruin my nostalgia by seeing how it really was.
unusuallyAverageJoe
#14 The person doing the same, wondering why the hell you're still looking at toilet paper
DigYourselfBaby
#43 Pfft. More like *Klaxon sounds "Lock down!" "Critical failure!" "Red alert!" "Launch escape pods!" "Evacuate the planet!". :/
Snooj
#7 Someone hacked our Netflix account once and made a new random profile and deleted mine. We had like four profiles. That fucking idiot 1-
Snooj
could have just chosen one and watched for free and we might not have noticed. Deleting my profile was just stupid. 2-2
CrimeBrulee
#4 yeah, my leave isn't a request, it's a notification.
slotheroll
Excellent Dump!
staceyjorgenson31415
OuchYoureonmyhair
The 70s. Fuzzy memories. A few Polaroids.
Snooj
I have a few scandalous pictures from my college years but I also have all the negatives.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
But I’d the base from target or not?
Purple82Hue
#33 this is why you hear in old TV/movies “I’m screening my calls RN”
Choe8
#35 Thats basicly just every city with a subway
WhellerNG
#22 honestly it probably works better that way.
jkwgn
#46 which one's which?
grangdom
#1 Britney?
TrilithonStone
#14 ... ironically, it's what both them are doing....
jkwgn
#11 cassette tapes
eadanke
#49 Yep. favorite color: green, favorite food: hamburger, favorite season: fall, favorite musician Meatloaf. Just answers, no truth.
redstaterefugee
And now those BS favorites have become security answers.
Lucallia
i for one never use truth for my security answers either. in fact my answers don't even relate to the question.
stygiansojourn
#17 currently 9:03 and I'm getting in bed. Don't attack me.
qtRaven
#33 Yeah but you could also take your phone off the hook so nobody can call you.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Every now and then a meme like #2 comes around and surprises me at how well it captures a faint memory.
luckz1990
Breaking news: Local sarcasm reserves hit critical levels. Experts recommend immediate deployment of witty retorts and deadpan delivery to prevent widespread eye-rolling.
ihavebrowneyes
Hey, I was gone from Imgur for about a week and now that I’m back I can’t click on individual images to zoom or swipe horizontally through a post. Am I missing something? I have to screenshot or download images in order to zoom in.
ArtisinalCheese
#10 The costco I work at does this. For this exact reason.
demizu
#4 got our lingo backwards. It's a notice of absence, a courtesy. Landscaping company doesn't "request" that they can't mow next week (1/2)
demizu
They inform you. Work is recurring/perpetual business transaction trading life for pennies. Sorry boss, I'm not for sale that day
PenguinNamedWobbles
#47 you posted a dumping room in your dump.
Somnombulator
Something about GMAIL and texts with dog...
MrHappySmiles
#13 could be a dark das joke, we can hope..
ThanosTheGreat
…okay. I’ll bite. What’s going on in the tomato industry?
Interleaver11111111
MattJeffery
If you want to keep eating ketchup, don't look up the actual quality of tomatoes they use
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Well they're obviously not going to turn all the nice, pretty ones into paste. Think of it like "baby" carrots. They're just the ugly ones
NotMyUsualOnlineName
people wouldn't buy trimmed down to be pretty. Ketchup is the same. Take those ugly, slightly bruised tomatoes that won't sell and mash em.
Chezoso
Imagine the same with every industry. Shortage and record profits?
Nalianna
As opposed to lettuce, which are so cheap, they only cost 2 hours of my salary (each)
gumshoe99
Will you bite though??
ThanosTheGreat
I do actually bite.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Brexit has resulted in massive fruit and veg shortages at supermarkets, who are now rationing produce as a result. The Tories as a result 1/
TheAngryMarineBiologist
told people to eat Turnips, which now are also out of stock. 2/2
GotBetterThingsToDo
Let them eat kale.
tg2222222
Why is it happening now though? Brexit was a while ago
pidders
It's not. It's due to fuel costs stopping local farmers growing in greenhouses and poor crop else where.
pidders
Also not really much of an issue. Supermarkets don't have fresh but everywhere else does near me.
minant
Which is especially remarkable because no one has ever really wanted to eat a turnip.
IndigoThursday
Yeah, turnips are what my food eats
neilp20063000
Mashed neeps and tatties are ducking dope though
hugemuffin
It feels like I've been on this planet for 87 years now and every year the UK still surprises me with a dish that sounds made up for kicks.
staceyjorgenson31415
Tomatoes are limited and expensive as Fuck in Jolly Old England ???????
Simonator
Are they? Ketchup still seems to be the same price.
RagnarOfBallard
Yeah for Brexit!
satanslittleposter
What are you talking about? It's all this weather, the BBC and government said so...
lightfantasticem172
They aren't that expensive..? You can get a packet the baby or plumb for £0.60-£1.00 it's gone up but it's not break the bank money
AxellTheDragon
Oh good, another shortage.
donthatemecauseimwittier
I've been wondering the same thing for several days now.
Leonon
Is England going to do to England what England did to Ireland and India?
phuzz00
The tories are going to do to Britain what their ancestors did to everywhere else, yes.
fuckthisusernamebullshit
Are they? I've had no problems and the shop is full of them.
ThanosTheGreat
Tomato flu? I know bird flu is fucking up chickens in South Africa. Can’t buy eggs. Rip.
Twrecks123
It might be Brexit?
espi0920
Okay, that makes sense. Eggs have gone up here in the US, but not tomatoes. Sorry about the tomatoes, British friends.
Crowlands
Everyone peddling Brexit should be tried for treason.
Crowlands
Sanctions on Russia wound up effecting a bunch of Tories... They took money from a state that's hostile to the country then fucked it over.
Jawesome19
What? It's literally the easiest plant to grow
IndigoThursday
It's winter.. and we're in England
Jawesome19
Yeah I was confused I'm sorry friend
graehall
Peak capitalism and conservative politics are great at fucking up the simplest of things and then blaming other people
Jesseskimo
I grow my own in the UK and get more than I can eat April - oct so guess I'm good!!!
pxlphile
During the winter it takes some precautions though. Like sun and warmth which the British have plenty
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Tropical people would say the same about pineapple
TheDaharMaster
Wanna trade for some eggs? I know a guy
Manymanypets
I know 30 hens in my garden :D
TheDaharMaster
Tomato seeds for eggs?
Manymanypets
I'll take it!
kc2syk
SatherPrince
I don't Do this cause most exits here are in the back, so Free seats are in the front of the train.
kc2syk
Yeah it depends on the system. When I ride NJTransit rail to Hoboken Terminal, there's only one platform exit, at the front of the train.
Chezoso
I don't understand can you explain? Someone who has never even seen a subway except the shitty sandwich place
kc2syk
I felt that I had to diagram it. It would be hard to convey 140 chars at a time. Does this make it clear?
Chezoso
Awesome and much appreciated!
kc2syk
Glad to help! I hope you get to visit NYC someday.
Eront
This is the type of response that society was formed for :)
kc2syk
One thing of note: NYC subway trains are made of 8 to 11 cars. Each one is 51 ft to 74 ft long.
DigYourselfBaby
Wow. It's so kind of you to take the time to share this stuff. I'm glad I expanded this thread. :)
kc2syk
Cheers, dude
MacNero00
This is incredibly wholesome.
minant
On some transit systems, they even have labels on the floor to say which carriage you should get on for common destinations.
Tryingmybestsorta
This made my day. That you took the time to do this, to answer them
kc2syk
Cheers, dude
WeirdoIIC
Someday I'll live somewhere that isn't a blighted transitless shithole. That future me thanks you for this knowledge from the ancestors.
kc2syk
Glad to help!
OuchYoureonmyhair
Hello fellow Kentuckian?
WeirdoIIC
Texas. Not sure which is worse.