How we get to Mars

Sep 23, 2026 9:12 PM

Apeofdeath

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https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/RnxxqS3eYE

Both are obviously photoshopped/AI altered.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

We're all just as surprised

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Nancy - thank you for your service. Now please take your half a billion $$ fortune and kindly fuck off.

3 days ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Those are Green Goblin eyebrows

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

CHOOSE, SPIDER-MAN

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Trumps arch won't be able to compete with those.

3 days ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

I suppose it's possible that these photos have been edited...

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I bet if I told them that they drew their eyebrows on too high they would look surprised

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Witches...Of England!

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I smeeeell….a child!!

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I got a little weirded out when I realized than my dance teacher's eyebrows were in fact hairless tattoos.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:giggles:

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mars-a-Lago face.

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No. Very different.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think it was a pun on Mars

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Finally!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

....theyre both prominent Democrats.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure they understand that

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

RTX off / RTX on

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's only so much face to lift.

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I mean tbf the younger gens have really been butchering eyebrows way worse than boomers ever have.

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Sigh..unzips +1

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who gives a shit about their choice of eyebrow. What policies do they advocate that either help or hurt everyday people? Are they decent human beings? Let’s keep the focus on what actually matters.

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Thank you

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I hate too the discourse "we shouldn't ridicule anyone's look until it's someone I dislike"

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love women with natural eyebrows. Loath this painted on look.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

for damn sure.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Someone downvoted you to zero, so +1 from me.

Meanwhile, back to natural eyebrows. Eyelashes. Yes the pandemic was entrancing when suddenly? All we could see were eyes. Lashes. Brows, sometimes.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But when I see people pulling out artificial lashes, and their own lashes, I get a little bit .. sad ....... for a time when not everyone is trying to look like the Kardashians - fake brows and fake hair. I better shut up now.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t think these pictures are real.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah no. I'd take either of them, without hesitation, over ANY of the spineless crop of Republicans. And the show behind the anti-Fauci account can go fuck themselves with a wire brush. Don't give the douchebag a platform.

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Criminy can we institute a mandatory retirement age, like say 65, for ALL politicians please?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I have a compromise solution. You can do the term to the end, if you are under 65 when sworn in. So, if the term is 4 years, it would be possible to be almost 69 when you go on pension.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bernie?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or ...

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last Day.

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we really need to clear out all the zombies from congress

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Didnt nancy retire? I forgot, but i seem to remember she retired.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nancy is 86 and Kathy is 68. Maybe it’s time to retire??

3 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Hell no more than they work that job is a retirement. Once they get all the questionable donors that is.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nancy’s calling it quits after this term I believe.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Too late! That bitch made sure AOC and the squad didn't get positions that were important! She can fuck right off with both these fingers!

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Another apaic pos traitor as far as I'm concerned. Way too many of them infecting congress.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@OP While its not a bad joke, that Twitter account is a racist ***ed **** piece of maga conspiracy spewing bull****.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

You can swear on the internet

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Poster's name is "Gain of Fauci", a play on words "gain of function", a covid conspiracy theory, blaming Fauci for the creation and funding of covid-19

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes, I know.

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TIL Max von Sydow kinda looked like Peter O'Toole, at least in heavy makeup. I've never seen Flash Gordon, but thought this picture was Peter O'Toole. Now that I know it is von Sydow, I see it.

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