I found this hilarious

Dec 30, 2024 9:44 PM

"Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

must be Dwight’s first sensei

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was winded just talking

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That watermark at the bottom. McDojoLife is a great YT channel. Has a lot of this sort of stuff on it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Steven Seagal has entered the chat

2 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 0

And then thrown out by a real martial artist.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Did someone say something about Steve 'n' Seagulls? THUNDER

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc if you're unfamilar.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I love these guys…!!!

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I read that in his voice according to TFS

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I thought she was about to try the Kamehameha wave.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That is what she was trying to do.
This is a technique sometimes referred to as a form of "bullshido" where idiots take whole chi thing too literally. It's also the kind thing that's why traditionally martial art schools could challenge other schools to a fight and the winner takes ownership of the school and takes over teaching it. Because it was generally recognized that teaching bullshit is harmful to society, and it's better for society for such teachers to lose their right to teach.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He should have just put up his energy shield...

2 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 1

wtf

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Should have nullified it with his tongue position, or raised his two big toes.

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I always wondered if he learned the lesson here or if he kept doing the same thing

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People like this are dilusional to their core. It's what gets them in such a situation in the first place. They've slowly been brainwashed into a state of belief that they know something other people don't, it makes them feel special and valuable and will hold on to it no matter what. Even after this experience he'll make up an excuse to explain his failure and double down even more. It's sad tbh.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I watched for a while, he just keeps doing it.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

lol

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That guy was out of breath just from standing and speaking.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

There's a sucker born every minute.

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And 5 more willing to take advantage of him.

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Sometimes it’s an entire country. Boxer rebellion had armies convinced they could take 30-06

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.30-40 Krag the .30-06 was not a thing yet. But your point is correct.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell him it's fuckin on

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, what the fuck are you doing? You're runnin' over the snow blower with the lawnmower.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you telling us this because you want us to perform the touch less knock out on newborn suckers? Cuz, I have PTO I need to use.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*heads into the hospital* "Maternity ward, Please."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eyepatch wolf did a good video on this kind of thing. The scene where one of these guys gets punched in the face by a real martial artist for the first time is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The only thing missing is the Wilhelm Scream.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

TURDUCKEN!!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Good to see the mystical arts of Bullshido practiced

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YEah.. OK...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Congratz to diabetes for earning its next level of belt.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe her name is a killing word

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah yes the weirding way.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What else could one think when he said she was gonna take him down using only sound?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As skilled as a Russian asset.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

A true master of bullshido, that Segal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this is bullshido, but this is exactly what it feels like as a yellow belt sparring with a black belt.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know where you're coming from, but there's a long way from this to "energy projection" anime BS. I practiced Aikido for a couple of years, and some of the blackbelts I trained with took me on a rollercoaster ride for funsies and there was fuck all I could do about it.

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Isn't this what they do at faith healing churches? They get so trussed up with the holy spirit they flop about?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chopping a fat man’s carotids is healthy..

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Could be she was tired of his shit and figured now was as good a time as any to get some free thumps in.

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I think he gave up health a while ago.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Should wake him right up, right? 🤦‍♂️

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He almost knocked himself out in those first couple of sentences.

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What kind of gullible idiot thinks this fatass is a master of channeling chi or whatever? You'd think if he was in perfect control of his body he'd be fit.

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Thanks for shearing, this ancient technique is almost extinct 👍

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Yeah, firearms did that.

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Interesting thing, I watched something on this awhile back, and it was shown that it's possible, that tub on the ground might've actually been knocked out. Not because of "energy projection" or whatever bullshit, but because he truly believes it would work on him and the human mind can do crazy things.

Or he's just scamming, that also happened a good deal.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Benny Hinn did it better.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Trinity Broadcasting Network.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

... ... ... 17 years ago
oof

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good thing that the safety guy didn't get hit by the sound wave too eh

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I hope the government has locked Samantha up somewhere she's not a danger to the public.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bullshido

2 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

Perfect. I like it.

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This made me laugh out loud! Thanks! ⬆️

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This is an example of stage hypnotism with willing subjects.
I took a four day course in stage hypnotism years ago (Marshall Sylver, the World's Fastest Hypnotist), and now I recognize hypnotic techniques being used all the time. Especially in church and in martial arts.

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I must know more.

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Who's being hypnotised in this example? All I felt as a member of the audience was a few of my brain cells die.

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Or, in less fancy terminology, a guy pretending to be knocked out to dupe people out of money.

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Father-in-law was convinced that the hypnotist has completely failed to even put him in a trance much less cure him of his nicotine and smoking addiction.
Two days later, my father-in-law picked up his first cigarette, put that catch a stick between his lips, fired it up and immediately puked.
Never even had a desire to smoke again.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Cool story. Total BS, but still a cool story.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this guy has hypnotised himself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are the techniques?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've heard it's just picking the right people to come up on stage and just being super confident.

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"You won't gonna learn these techniques from a Jedi, so do you even want to?"-Sith Hypnotism at work

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