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#interesting #unmuted
B0reas
"Now I'm skipping my next life" is a phrase I so wanna use in a conversation. šµ
CheeseCoffeeChests
Maybe a somone can help me out here: I think its a little bit like huge boobs. Nice for the eye, but you can put only so much into your hands/mouth and sometimes its more of a burden. Maybe less painful?
theduckening
Gonna say, 12 inch is perfect... for a sandwich
HuruinaInu
Near the end of his career, there was a rumor about John Holmes that if he had a full 13-1/2" erection, he'd pass out. It would need so much blood that not enough would get to his brain.
(Which was false, he performed 'semi-erect' because he was a heroin addict and usually fucked up while working.)
Moonthatspellsmoon
Oh puhleeze. The human body contains around 5L (~170oz) of blood. Even if we assume the human penis to be a completely empty, non-tapered cylinder, the volume of said cylinder at 13.5" long and 1.5" in diameter (which itself would be an *astounding* girth, given a standard soda can is only ~2.5") is 13.22oz. More than plenty left over to handle essential functions.
HuruinaInu
Which is why I said it was false.
iMcFly
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Maybe you are grower not a shower pal... maybe...
iMcFly
TheStealthHippopotamus
NachoPete
TheUnnamedPoet
TsukariYoshi
"Fine" or smaller is actually my preference, but I'm also a dude who isn't interested in penetration - you start getting past "fine" and it makes my jaw hurt. >.>
nopo
I got laughed at for saying my dick is about 5 inches. I just shrugged and said thats the average and so i dont care if someone half a continent away that I will never meet in person thinks its small.
0xDEC0DE
I dunno, a lot of girls like 'em that thick
ConnectToReality
Like I've always said, I ain't got nothing to be ashamed of, and nothing to brag about either.
Howlingowl
This is not a bragging comment. Iāve got a decent 6in. But Iām girthy. I wish I wasnāt. Foreplay is mandatory or I end up hurting my partner. I need to put in a lot of work beforehand so they can have an enjoyable experience. I have never enjoyed receiving a blowjob because Iāve never met anyone who can get their teeth out of the way. I donāt ask for them anymore and turn my partner down if they offer. If you have an average penis it is a blessing.
Zixtank
Imagine having a dick so big she calls you unethical.
Manhoarder
At the end of the day we're all just sucking massive clits. Look it up, technically it's true.
joshdlc8888
distractedFreek
DarkBusterBaron
Sauce?
SternLecturePlumbing
My lover doesnāt even have one at all
Monkeynutsjoe
No tape measure?
bassaro
You can buy them at most hardware stores, or online.
magicrhombus
nsfw
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
lol the 27 club reference... Are there a fuck ton of artists that died at 27 because of taking dicks bigger than they could handle?
TreasonousCheeto
The dick of consequences.
SalmonTheWise
That wasn't a shotgun that took out Cobain...
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNmJkdnQwd25nNWQyczlrbW5vYnNtdTU4MmxtejI5YWQ4MW1vd29lNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MXZFPb94pZZ2Ldk0px/giphy.mp4
relsky
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enppNHRyaDR0bHQ4NW1zNTY5am4ycXB4M2YxN3F1dTlweW90MnlmdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH/200w.webp
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
relsky
Interesting. I've never heard of that before.
skincancerisfun
Well if they didn't, the newspapers wouldn't report that it happened that way. So maybe. Maybe 'drug overdose' is code for 'extreme bleeding from vagina tearing caused by monster cock'
SigynRose
This girl gets it.
myfirstandlastpostever
My girlfriend thinks I have a nine inch penis. I havenāt the heart to tell her she measured it from the wrong end of the rulerā¦
Recursiv3
Hey I have that tape measure
Sebastopol140
Laughs in Piper.
Mairoa
I've dated 11" confirmed. I've been double stuffed by him and a larger dude. Balls deep. Tbh feels like most vagina owners ain't trying real hard
ADDGirl
Yikes, imagine assuming that everyone's bodies are built the same as yours, so that if someone has a different experience with something, they're straight up wrong.
AlmightyElephant
There's this new trend on the internet lately called "Jokes" and it's where people will say things that aren't meant to be taken as serious, for the purpose of making people laugh. It's a good meme but we'll see if it actually takes off.
ADDGirl
Yeah, I've seen these "jokes" you speak of and that wasn't one of them.
ColleenMarie
Along with, "as big around as my wrist." I'm 6' tall, so my bones are spaced wide. But even on a dainty girl, that sounds painful, and not the fun kind.
JaromirAzarov
Huge dicks are like communism, much better in theory than in practice.
qtRaven
On the other hand...
CatsandDnD
My boyfriend just introduced me to this song! (Yes he listens to basically any kind of music.)
Randomice
And yet, she looks so happy:
MeanWinchester
Notice the difference in girth. That's why she's happy. Yes, there are also diminishing returns in that regard, but still
NachoPete
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Potassium deprived, knees are a give away
arikelrecords2000
But all of them were deceived, for a third fruit was held in secret
Cilvaa
That's gonna end up in her stomach, just not through the usual route
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
āBoth are goodā š
yoyo42
I like 1000bhp V8s but I wouldn't want one as my daily driver.
mayhemonroads
Paige, No.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
astromoondoggie
Well yeah, just think of all the banana bread sheāll be able to make
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
But...Banana bread bro? Hell yea! HELL. YEA!
https://youtube.com/shorts/uBUG7oW8Ovg?si=pnEqWlUXErc_7fSS
thesaurusaurus1984
Oh yeah! That's ripe...
Crispy4Skin
mayhemonroads
He's a Pro š Banana Eater.
zwielichtengelchen
Why can't I buy bananas like these in Europe?
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Ryebread91
So how do they fit bad dragons in them?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Here's one of the girls who takes bigger toys explaining it better than any of us can here. Semi-NSFW due to the topic at hand, but the video itself is fairly safe minus showing an anatomical drawing and a dildo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=fPxYjmMEGtA
CatShadowleaf
Patience, practise, and lube.
transference
Also I donāt think anybody is jackhammering bad dragons like they do the real thing
FuzzyGingerian
Dont' wanna be the "well akshually" guy, but some people are built different, some can train their bodies that way, and some can indeed slap a bad dragon onto a steam powered 30k hp ship engine of a f**k machine and give a very meaty sounding recreation of what I imagine digging the channel tunnel was like. Humans are a many splendored thing :D
flavivsaetivs
Front is for width, back is for length.
JohnEdwa
By being Lilijunex.
Ryebread91
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWZzZjYwd2liNHFpZ2llNzF2bTd3NTN3NXlnencwcndyb3AweDkyNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VMgcrwq9imGHu/200w.webp and by long time I mean last week.
Chronomechanist
I see you are also a person of culture
grayone64
Slidje
/gallery/M0CI8A5
ArchonIlladrya
Yo what that bill do?
I'm so sorry for typing that. The intrusive thoughts won.
sircowdog
Peace was never an option.
grayone64
DarkBusterBaron
Sauce?
grayone64
Stolen a long time ago.
TwoForSpookin
KlatuuVeratuNnnnndamnit
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOTV1YTJqempxeDVnYW55MDlvbGhocXlvaDkycXlwZndsOHFpcnVmNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/giphy.mp4
snarkybitch
Shes right
BikeKnight
This made me giggle. Thank you.
boostcreep
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbnNicmdhdjVxcDRsaHkzZmloM2h3cGloMHBmbHNvZDB3c3V5dGVybCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/w0vFxYaCcvvJm/giphy.mp4
FunWithUsernames
Well, just call me Mr. Fabulous!
HiveMindGuy
Can I get that in writing?
plinkey
Measure from the taint, it's adds a few.
Raxiel
Obviously you measure from the coccyx
Frederf
I measure round trip
newsguycraigevans
I start measuring 6 inches from Topeka
GreenMnM
From the tain you say?
Wow it added an extra 2 inches! Hey guys! I got to 3 inches!
jrwren
Official measurements they say to ābone pressā
kuscheck
Don't mind if i do!
MarkSengenberger
"Who's to say where the spleen ends and the dick begins." - Robert Schimmel
maincarrot
I just start at my prostate and work my way out.
whiskeytangobush
Iām 8 inches. Butt to tip.
Croaked
This is way too far down.
TreasonousCheeto
Whose butt?
Nolder55
And if you measure from the elbow?
UncleMeaty
I start measuring from about half way up my back.
Chotchkies2072
I'm more of a base of my skull kind of guy. But, I like your style!
KainLamond
Well I mean technically half of the penis is internal so...
Goatfer
More than that, depending on weight...
KainLamond
Well I've never weighed mine... Maybe like 2 pounds?
Cloudraker
That's right. It's always measured tip to taint.
Sojero
ExtraWoody
baneshiver
kuscheck
Do you wrap the tape around the sack or squeeze it between the balls?
yougotredonyu
5.15 inches!
SalmonTheWise
Playing snooker with number two pencil.
USSBigBooty
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXN4aGp1cTRiNm1pcnQycW9sbnY4NjV4ODVvYnRmM2c3azM4bHN6biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SsaYMdMVYymRgoXepN/200w.webp
HashMaster9k
HashMaster9k
DarthWaiterSE
McMurray is a piece of shit.
HashMaster9k
giraffacekillah
Thatās todayās date
Selekta
Use mm, a huge 130+ mm
KingXizor
plinkey
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
My taint by itself is 12"
extraDimensionalAnxiety
I don't know if you are the hero or the villain in this story.
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
I'm the protaintgonist
lukebagpiper2
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2psNGVyMjJ2czM2eDRweXQ2YnBsOHVicXhzcTg1c3BjMW85c2VkNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qxtxlL4sFFle/200w.webp
GaiusWydra
Iām in between āFabulousā and āAlmost too big,ā and lemme tell you; when you bottom out and start hitting the cervix, itās not a good time for either of you. Unless youāre into painā¦
KalypsoKirin
When fully aroused it should be impossible to hit the cervix. You're just bad at eating pussy.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Down vote, for the falsehood, but plus one for the implication that it's important to make sure the woman is aroused
KalypsoKirin
So you have a medical diagram that shows that vaginal depth doesn't increase during arousal? Because every single anatomical diagram I can find says it does, and seems to indicate it does so in such a way you'd need a literal hook on the end of your cock to hit the cervix reliably. I generally do what women tell me to do during sex, and I've never hit a gal's cervix who didn't want her cervix hit.
NairouTryyshokk
Yup. Straight up had a girl tell me, "You know you dont have to use all of it, right?" Kinda opened my eyes a bit, glad it happened young ish.
Waidonut
YES! The average women's canal is not that deep and hitting the cervix SUCKS! Men compare dick sizes for other men. Gaaaaay
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Also women's canals lengthen as they become excited
PrecogFrogOnALog
When my wife was pregnant, her cervix started dilating too early, so the doctor put a stitch in it to keep it from opening any further. Felt like a piece of dental floss pressed across the tip. That freaking hurts...
Adellllll
Omg why would ppl even have vaginal sex in this situation? All the risks for what? Pleasure? Fucking own child in the head?
PrecogFrogOnALog
The doctor said it would be fine and there were no more risks than nonpregnant sex.
Agreement2agree
Especially if the IUD is fresh.
Enoan
I was in the "almost too big" area before I started on E. A guy I'd previously been with was saddened that my meds would "ruin a good dick" but like thats a sacrifice I'm more than willing to make. I do sometimes reuse old pics when "communicating" with people online though.
BarbersDaughter
As a woman, I am surprised to hear it hurt you?! Cervix wall is squishy...
flavivsaetivs
Yeah I always used to get people on that. "Oh yeah Cervix Boxing." "What?" "You just outed yourself as a liar, sit the fuck down tinywiener."
TrueNorthernLights
Liar or asshole.
dwilson0725
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fastjack2056
*pricks or it didn't happen
BARose
I love that š
DillPixels
My cervix was replaced with what's called a vaginal cuff when I had my total hysterectomy and boy did it it change that. Much less hurty than the cervix. 5/7 would recommend
CheeseCoffeeChests
Ive met only 1 girl who was enjoying it when i hit the cervix. But when you like it rough without pain... some positions are just of the list.
queernosaur
100%
CatskinnerKeen
As a girthy ER, I can definitively say it's a problem. Enjoying oral isn't an option, and cervix pummeling was a real issue. There is an innate biological drive to thrust hard & deep, and constantly thwarting that can deflate the joy of sex.
That said, everyone is built differently, and there are women who can handle oversized junk, bless them...
yourlostcarkey
Yep. Got to doooo it. Pubic bone to pubic bone grind.
whoisyourdaddy
Punching a cervix doesn't hurt me, but holy shit she doesn't like it.
Aurentis
It'll hurt you when you find out how fast she can kick and how good her aim is
whoisyourdaddy
One light poke and she jumped a foot. Would have gone farther but she hit the wall. Fastest mood ender ever. She didn't kick anything; she liked me.
OmnibusLatinName
How my then girlfriend found out she had an ovarian cyst :(
zombiejedediah
A longer penis goes underneath & past the cervix. There's room IF YOU REMEMBER foreplay, hmmm okay?
CatskinnerKeen
The position of the cervix shifts with arousal, but there is still a depth limit. Some M/F combinations always have a depth limit.
zombiejedediah
I'm large, have had many sexual partners, and have never had any issues.
Remember foreplay, kids
zombiejedediah
If you downvote because you think "she's too small" or "I can definitely feel the cervix", it's because you don't know how to have sex, kids. Learn.
GangOfNahr19
Same man, honestly annoying because you can't like really go hard or you both are just in pain. I even got cut by a girls iud birth control once
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Yeah my SO's OB told her that I would never feel it, and if I did, it would only be for a little bit. I felt that thing everytime for 2 years. Unfortunately/fortunately for me, my SO likes pain.
DontGetitTwisted1
I've been stabbed by my girls IUD strings multiple times. It can shift, and the ends can be very sharp. Nothing like being in the heat of the moment, thrusting hard, then all of a sudden you shove it in and pierce your tip with full force. It's NOT fun.
wouldClimbForCash
The thread/string that it's attached to can calcify, Ive been told. I think I've felt them.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
This is how IUDs work maybe?
somethingshocking
No, just an unfortunate side effect that can happen. https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/iud-intrauterine-device
sqeewew
New fear unlocked oh fuck no
ChazzK
Apparently, I'm just big enough to need to be mindful. My first (female) lover was a COMPLETE freak and liked it all... so I was EXTREMELY confused when my second one stopped and said it was uncomfortable.
(also don't forget, every man is built different every WOMAN is built different, one woman's "definitely too big" might be another's fabulous, and vice-versa!)
Prunest
Preach, King
Mamaof2QTs
This should be higher. I read once that 10% of women enjoy having their cervix pounded. Women are all different
magicrhombus
Exactly. I was so confused when I had a girlfriend tell me not to go so deep. It never even occurred to me that there was such a thing as too deep. Nice work US sexual education. I learned by watching porn where every girl took monster dongs.
Ulgoroth
In my country we learn about contraceptives, menstruation and pregnancy and other health stuff, but I don't think there is anywhere, where they would teach you about actual sex.
Lachwen
I've had a bruised cervix before. It sucks SO BAD.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Meanwhile thanks to porn so many guys think it's sexy...
ImThePrincessInTheOtherCastle
How do you know if you have a bruised cervix?
nopo
Presumably when it hurts for a few days after sex.
Lachwen
First you feel their dick hit your cervix during sex, which really hurts. Then it keeps hurting for a few days. Because of how interconnected everything is down in your pelvic area, pretty much any kind of major movement (walking, twisting, sitting up from a prone position, pooping) exacerbates it.
PinkyPowerUp
You know.
hoorayespy
You want to die when you cough, I know that much
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
For me, hitting the cervix feels amazing. It's basically my favourite thing. Everyone's different. :)
7thor8thcaw
This is my wife. She will straight up tell you she's only seriously dated men with big peens because she wants her cervix slammed.
DaveTheScientist
Nice! May you always have a partner that is equipped for that.
Colanah
Same, but only with relaxation prep before hand. Otherwise I'm too tense and then it sucks.š
dtleanne10
Genuine question - how do you know whether what you're hitting is the gspot or the cervix?
If you pardon the tmi in solo time I've used stuff and the only thing that feels anytgjng internally is when it bashes against something that has that sort of dull not-pain-bruise-sorta. And I genuinely have no idea what it is. I thought the gspot was supposed to be nearer the front and not too deep, but I've never found that.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I mean, it's deep. It's possible it's not my cervix, but it's something very very deep. And I usually want it even deeper but I've never had a guy who's physically able to oblige. I googled it, because I did wonder what was going on, having never heard of a pleasure spot that deep. And I found info that some women get pleasure from the cervix being hit, so I assumed that was it. You're right I don't know 100%, I'm not a doctor or anything so maybe there are other possibilities I'm not aware /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
of. But *something* in there is feeling goddamn amazing. It's deep enough that it only ever gets reached with doggy-style, even with guys who are quite well-endowed. /2
MAN9000
New maps I've seen show the main highly erogenous zone to extend beyond the clitoris and bulb to encircle the entire area just inside the vagina. I haven't heard of anyone associating the cervix with the g-spot. In my experience, the g-spot is a bit of a myth as what fruits good to my partner changes from day to day.
inb4thewar
I'm a bit under fabulous, and even I've had to end things with women because there wasn't enough room in the sandbox for us both to enjoy ourselves. Dick length is far and away the most overrated insecurity out there.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I think dick length isn't practical, but it's a bragging right. I mean, you'd feel flattered if your gf told her friends that you had a huge dick, and that does turn some girls on, but when you get down to actual business, you're not fitting 12" in there.
Acronymicon
You gotta get the sand outta there. Itās coarse and irritating and gets everywhere
flavivsaetivs
Technically isn't that average? Like average is 5 1/4 IIRC which is just above "fine."
ElorYosnak
Yep it's kinda frustrating.
On one hand, can make big dicc joke. On the other hand, literal actual pain, for frequently either you or your partner. I hate that.
ShadyEsperanto
i always felt like i hit a level of maturity when i realized it's way funnier to make small dick jokes. plus then women are pleasantly surprised if they took you seriously
Atlasguitar
Not only that but if you say you have a micropenis, I'm the type that wants to see it for science.
ShadyEsperanto
this is going to be the weirdest way i have ever disappointed someone
nefariousRake
Itās also subjective, the first time with my current girlfriend she seemed really happy with the fact that I was stretching her out.
NotSinceTheAccidend
Yeah. She said that to me too
nefariousRake
I mean, she did say you were bigger
NotSinceTheAccidend
Daaamn. Sucks for you since Iām a girl.
DeanGulberri1
She hasn't been the same NotSinceTheAccidend
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
Are you saying you broke it off with women before just because your somewhere between 5-6" junk was too big? That seems kinda harsh?
inb4thewar
What's harsh about it? I'm not bashing them as people, we just couldn't have comfortable/satisfying sex together, and that's very important to me (and I would hope, them) in a relationship. It's not like they told me their vaginal depth and I went "eww, PASS!"
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
Fair, maybe I just have different priorities with partners. My partner is also too big to be able to bottom out a lot of the time without hurting me, but sometimes he can if I'm turned on enough. Either way, the sex is still great for both of us.
But idk, I guess I just wouldn't really think to break things off with someone for something like that, esp for something they can't help. And I'd have been beside myself if my partner ended things with me just bc he can't fit a lot of the time š
Gwenx
I have had to break it off with 2 guys because we could never have vaginal sex..
Im a small girl with added trauma, they where... Way above average and both had actual trouble finding a sex partner that could actually "take it all"..
Why was a tiny girl like me with them? I have no fucking idea but sex was off the table lol.
When i say "i had to" i really just mean we agreed the relationship wasnt going to go anywhere seriously, so anime and cuddles it was
Bugkeeper
Broke off the sex, probably, in the moment
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
Oh, that would make more sense lol