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millicentfrastley
That evidence’ll cost him extra in the divorce settlement.
wallsh1
she's texting her next husband my dude
lovestars
leave your mom alone
jmmoore6535772
Nice way to humble-brag bout that hot wife
Bystandr
She has to fight him. Where's her gun and vid? Leaf blowers and TP with wire holders are hillarious.
ralphmelish
No chance, she's not gonna waste TP on him.
moniecapone2000
WHAT A DICK !!!
Tswooshin
Divorce is soon
SunAnvil
The more I watched the more I laughed. Wonder how many are up his ass now.
ausernamewhat
Damn, she fine
cenataur
There are worse things to get divorced over... ?
flarflarf
you know you can just divorce her, right? you don't have to piss her off until she leaves your tiresome ass.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Next: v
Cavalrysword
This man is very committed. Or should be.
JackalopeElope
Seems like this is going to be used as evidence in court one day, one way or another.
FromTheBeyond
How to never get laid
LosPer
Liquidxhuman
I weigh that option when I am about to prank my wife and then decide if it's work it. Most times it is.
Fairypowers
Honestly I found to find a man like this ?
Find ugh
Ugh errrr gah * I want to find
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Doomed Guy.
MisterMayor
I too choose the dead guys wife
TinFoilKat
v
Turboslacker
Especially after posting it on the internet, dude is fucked
thehumanoidsarecoming
she needs to start carrying around a spray bottle like people use on cats. Its cheaper than a divorce
Fargus57
She's opened the Lorena Bobbitt playbook and biding her time. He has to sleep eventually.
TheElusiveEnchilada
LionFromTheNorth
Only if he Super Turbo Turkey Punches her
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Omg! Bra straps, bikinis, and yoga pants! I can't believe the mods let this go for so long!
EsQue39
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
I like his commitment...more than he values his life hahaha
DarkSock
His future ex-wife has a cute butt
chucknasty
The Batdad couple on Facebook got divorced :(
VodkaReindeer
Is that this couple in the video?
writeymcwriterson
Awwwww. Jen is hot. And single.
disagreeable
Really?
Yep, saw it on one of his posts. Guess goofing off only gets you so far
Well. That smells. Thanks for replying. Stay safe, friend.
Darkspire
What!? Noooooooo
At least we have the eh bee family
Bobblebob
Dart ass
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
custardlightning
therealsarahconnor
I will never not laugh at this.
LupusLilium
Oof, with a knife in hand and everything.
evolutioninaction
She's going to hurt him badly, and laugh maniacally while she does it..
VanillaJester
Yeah, but their sex life is unrelated to the vid.
Maybe. Maybe not..
MexicanFrenchCanadian
RyanSamLin
“choose your destiny”... “superb!” ... I miss the Old ass Mortal Kombat.. where the fatality against your opponent has 17 skulls & 4 torsos
TheWarHymn
Her: "..so why am I doing this?"
cobaltplasma
Him: "Trust me, this is gonna be so cool."
distinctive
This makes me want to recreate this ?
newfeet9
I believe in you
CaspianQuix
Tell her to call me when the divorce finalizes.
Ceracuse
Yo that's his mom
TopherE
SkyrimForTheDragons
So you can continue the fight I hope
SoDoneWithYourShite
Continuing the save game
noonehasthisoneyet
So she can continue to be disappointed ;)
blackbearlivesmatter
Brutal
Slander7
If he's really committed to the bit, he'll add a clip of shooting her in the courtroom.
ExileonDaytonStreet
The anger wouldn’t be worth it
iamthisguy247
I dunno, do you really want a girl who doesn’t like when you blast her?
Silverforte
Most women get irritated easily with their spouse after a few years.
The key is to find a wife who even if she gets irritated still appreciates your playfulness.
ImNotNermal
Is she single?
mikeatike
Can't divorce the dead.
amidoingthisrightdog
She has pool, she aiight.
swiftHitMaker
I also choose this guys wife
TheOneWhoWasLeft
ex-wife
RealEssentialSignature
Thirds
Hubb
Is your wife single? actually justified question this time
ezSleeper
Don't know about his wife, but my girlfriend certainly isn't.
ObiHaiv
Shouldn't be long now.
TargetedAdBot
Look at the damn house. You think she'll divorce so easily?
thickythickydumdum
Who cares about the house? Just look at that dude's Nerf gun collection!
Stoneleigh219
Exactly. She is soooo angry floating in her pool.
iRateYourDick
She clearly loves him. He probably has that good married guy dick.
somethingintangible
You really like dick huh
So much.
Bro just look down
crazyspelling
Yeah dawg, she'll be keeping that house.
nonCanadianGoose
I get the feeling that’s her brother
BrutusGrimme
And he married her!? v
He can watch, I suppose.
PinkEater
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Her brother walks in on her while she's getting changed? That's weird AF unless you're Ted Cruze
SamArt53
The YouTube link is labeled, “I shot my wife everyday for a week with nerf guns”.
hoistedbymyownpetard
He married his Sister?
If it’s in the US south it could be a strong possibility.
DarkwingDuc
[Alabama intensifies]
MrPakEDerm
the thrown dart is the best, because it implies he had his gun taken away that day
MustachioedMountaineer
Because of the implication...
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
OrionJC
It truly was the best. Should have saved that one for the end. Imply that he had all the guns taken away.
She hid his guns that day
shug12
I too have lived that life
Boredashell
"If you shoot me one more time!" *throws dart instead*
RenaissanceFaireMan
*gun(s), notice he changes quite often.
@OP: this is by far the best thing I have ever seen on the Internet.
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
From my doom xp it means I died and lost all my guns.
CVStp
"The Gun"? He has an impressive arsenal of guns.
MightyJeeves34
You can throw nerf darts far better if you put your finger on the hole in the back
MoopsyLD
you can do alot of things if you put your finger in their hole in the back
A2DY79
She seemed to get hotter the more he shot her.
hawkeye23
She shoved it up his ass and he couldn't get it out.
amipsycho
you mean shoved. up. his. A-
Raspberrywaffles
The twot shots in yoga are my favourite
EatingSnow
Meanwhile reach people
LavaAxe
In this day and age that's like tossing Benjamins in the toilet
XeArg
holly crap, that's like shooting gold ammo
Stickmeat
That's a lot of money.
We all knew what you meant.
Lol.
sirava
Once worked in an office that had occasional nerf fights. Everyone knew I didn't have a gun but never realized I started several battles.
kojenk
Rubber bands and paper pellets got popular in my class. My teachers praised me for not joining in. They didn't realize I was the one who was
Supplying two entire classes with superior paper pellets. I made pellets in the 100s each day. Accurate, long distance & hurt like all fuck.
VigilVII7
You diabolical bitch.
CraftyHooker
Did yours get taken away by HR like ours did? ?
No but they drew the line at the homemade nerf crossbow. I don't think it really threw the darts harder but it looked terrifying.
pitkid
I am not allowed to bring any of my blasters to work anymore. My coworkers have to give me one.
WarriorFox
My HR...small family owned diner, dad (HR) owns several and Jr has 1...took ours away and assaulted us with snowballs. Inside the diner.
sadbitterkitten
lol
m00nWatcher
I also like that she actually smiles/laughs at that one. Shows that she doesn’t take it all so seriously.
pokepoketopa
Or that she finally lost it and he died that day
spudpicker
Judging by how many different guns appear in the video, she has confiscated a good half dozen and locked them in a drawer somewhere.
AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes
I honestly think its a healthy way to get your stress out. You pretend to get angry about silly things and get the yelling off your chest!
Imguralterego
I don't think there's a lot of pretending there. She loves HIM, but HATES this prank of his.
Youre probably right. What i meant is since she lets out her anger externally towards that. Something else they were angry about...
Internally hopefully wont fester into something worse bc they let it out over something a little sillier
Or that she hid the guns that day and is amazed he still does it. Divorce
anengineerandacat
Would be pretty sad stuff if this was the exact divorce reason; it's bad flirting but it still means they love her.
Why does it have to end in divorce?
DaveK014
It either ends in divorce or death, so subjectively i think divorce is considered less tragic
Doesn’t have to. They might live happily ever after. Don’t let others make you sad
eetsumkaus
they can also divorce and live happily ever after!
Fair enough lol
middlehead
I agree, murder would be much better
TinasEroticFriendFiction
https://media.tenor.com/images/40dac4d5a3e26b497cfb01aa63f01778/tenor.gif
Vercci
Ironic, in trying to slay the demon, he only slayed himself
She did say she was gonna burn him alive at the end. Divorce
loganrev
My man!
FakeusernameDave
The tragedy was that she developed a fatal allergy to nerf foam.
AmotsEinhorc
MRW I hear there's a doom party at their house.
L0rdinquisit0r
the bleeding head of course from hitting the bar
WeirdandOdd
ScreamingFirehawk
This is fucking awesome.
2ti6x
you know she thinks its funny by how much she laughs about it every time!
Leithoa
It's like it's staged.
the ones where he takes aim while she's doing yoga is kinda not cool though. I would be annoyed he took me out of my zone
PaulinePantsdown
idd laugh too its a reflex but its still fucking annoying
Misteree8
More like shes tolerating her husbands shenanigans to a point.
probshouldntsayitbut
“I am literally going to set you on fire.”
Every time? I saw two half laughs total
Two? I saw one and it was him throwing the dart probably in futility that she tool his guns away
Thicker8
You’re an idiot. It’s a conditioned response. Pick up a fuckin book. Moron.
Oops. That was supposed to be one level up.
Mepharias
I’d say it is pretty conditioned to laugh at something amusing, yeah
soggyscone
Idk what you're watching but she definitely laughs
NecronomiKane
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
to be fair, enough people say dumb shit like that and mean it that i think PinappleIsDelicious was justified in assuming it wasn't sarcasm.
It read quite straightforward to me. Apparently I stand corrected. The beauties of conversation via typing.
YourFatMother
@PineappleIsDelicious except on pizza.
notyourmommasinfidel
I choose this guy's wife too.
Bedtimechocolatebar
As a wife, I choose this guy
vicvalour
Also his house
WrongUn
right??
greminator
donnothing10
I’d toss a load her way !
thepieplayer
Ha
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her...if you know what I mean? ?
I know what you mean. So subtle
soaksloginwood
InfOracle
This dead guy's wife
SatansLeftNipple
I agree, he’s a goner after that last one
YugeTinyHands
Toomuchsheep
Nice
lance415
How many nerf guns does this guy own!?
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Not enough apparently
CerisCinderwolf
Never enough.
FrankieNoNose27
He bought a new one each time she took the old one away
SarcasticComment
"I'm an adult", he whispers, each time he adds a new gun to the shopping cart. "She can't take all of my toys."
Arcticstorm141
Omg I'm dying
michealikruhara0110
Look at their house, they're rich.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Not enough
PipeGobbler
An impressive collection for sure
Ogre6
Those are rookie numbers. I have at least 50 different kinds built up over the year from my childhood
Xenarion
Same, but from my adulthood. I had to start getting rid of some to make space for others. I'm also painting and modding a bit.
AintNoRestForTheWookie
He didn't choose the nerf life, the nerf life chose him.
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Not nearly as many as I do
BeastyBill88
Clearly enough to have it shoved up his ass everytime his wife gets pissed off
dakonsept
All these comments about choosing this Dead Guy's Wife, but his NERF collection was the first thing I noticed, too....
JCBalance
One at a time
HollowmanZU
Not enough.
MrPotatoTheOneWithTheTaters
Not enerf
I counted 6 different models, so a good start but still a small armory.
Eifrum
About $700
Daymaster1
Yes?
They aren't your nerf guns, you just buy the kids new ones when your wife take them away.
actualseal
How many DOESN'T he own is a shorter list. Am I right??
Yes
justst4rdust
The normal amount i guess
KibblesandBitchTits
Its Nerf or nothin
Dakan
well, yeah. but each one of the couple gets a gun. you dont just sit around bitch shooting.
randalldeflagg
a lot. He posted a video on his facebook page a while back. a rather impressive arsenal
Dreamut
He doesnt own nerf guns, the nerf guns own him
CaptainPawfulFox
bfiGamer
I like your comment, but I can't upvote because you're at 69 upvoted. +1 in spirit though.
bj94north3000
NoUseYourName9000
leaveittochance
Well it's at 1,089 now, so you can come back.
I did.
millicentfrastley
That evidence’ll cost him extra in the divorce settlement.
wallsh1
she's texting her next husband my dude
lovestars
leave your mom alone
jmmoore6535772
Nice way to humble-brag bout that hot wife
Bystandr
She has to fight him. Where's her gun and vid? Leaf blowers and TP with wire holders are hillarious.
ralphmelish
No chance, she's not gonna waste TP on him.
moniecapone2000
WHAT A DICK !!!
Tswooshin
Divorce is soon
SunAnvil
The more I watched the more I laughed. Wonder how many are up his ass now.
ausernamewhat
Damn, she fine
cenataur
There are worse things to get divorced over... ?
flarflarf
you know you can just divorce her, right? you don't have to piss her off until she leaves your tiresome ass.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Next:
v
Cavalrysword
This man is very committed. Or should be.
JackalopeElope
Seems like this is going to be used as evidence in court one day, one way or another.
FromTheBeyond
How to never get laid
LosPer
Liquidxhuman
I weigh that option when I am about to prank my wife and then decide if it's work it. Most times it is.
Fairypowers
Honestly I found to find a man like this ?
Fairypowers
Find ugh
Fairypowers
Ugh errrr gah * I want to find
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Doomed Guy.
MisterMayor
I too choose the dead guys wife
TinFoilKat
Turboslacker
Especially after posting it on the internet, dude is fucked
thehumanoidsarecoming
she needs to start carrying around a spray bottle like people use on cats. Its cheaper than a divorce
Fargus57
She's opened the Lorena Bobbitt playbook and biding her time. He has to sleep eventually.
TheElusiveEnchilada
LionFromTheNorth
Only if he Super Turbo Turkey Punches her
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Omg! Bra straps, bikinis, and yoga pants! I can't believe the mods let this go for so long!
EsQue39
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
I like his commitment...more than he values his life hahaha
DarkSock
His future ex-wife has a cute butt
chucknasty
The Batdad couple on Facebook got divorced :(
VodkaReindeer
Is that this couple in the video?
writeymcwriterson
Awwwww. Jen is hot. And single.
disagreeable
Really?
chucknasty
Yep, saw it on one of his posts. Guess goofing off only gets you so far
disagreeable
Well. That smells. Thanks for replying. Stay safe, friend.
Darkspire
What!? Noooooooo
Darkspire
At least we have the eh bee family
Bobblebob
Dart ass
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
custardlightning
therealsarahconnor
I will never not laugh at this.
LupusLilium
Oof, with a knife in hand and everything.
evolutioninaction
She's going to hurt him badly, and laugh maniacally while she does it..
VanillaJester
Yeah, but their sex life is unrelated to the vid.
evolutioninaction
Maybe. Maybe not..
MexicanFrenchCanadian
RyanSamLin
“choose your destiny”... “superb!” ... I miss the Old ass Mortal Kombat.. where the fatality against your opponent has 17 skulls & 4 torsos
TheWarHymn
Her: "..so why am I doing this?"
cobaltplasma
Him: "Trust me, this is gonna be so cool."
distinctive
This makes me want to recreate this ?
newfeet9
I believe in you
CaspianQuix
Tell her to call me when the divorce finalizes.
Ceracuse
Yo that's his mom
TopherE
SkyrimForTheDragons
So you can continue the fight I hope
SoDoneWithYourShite
Continuing the save game
noonehasthisoneyet
So she can continue to be disappointed ;)
blackbearlivesmatter
Brutal
Slander7
If he's really committed to the bit, he'll add a clip of shooting her in the courtroom.
ExileonDaytonStreet
The anger wouldn’t be worth it
iamthisguy247
I dunno, do you really want a girl who doesn’t like when you blast her?
Silverforte
Most women get irritated easily with their spouse after a few years.
iamthisguy247
The key is to find a wife who even if she gets irritated still appreciates your playfulness.
ImNotNermal
Is she single?
mikeatike
Can't divorce the dead.
amidoingthisrightdog
She has pool, she aiight.
swiftHitMaker
I also choose this guys wife
TheOneWhoWasLeft
ex-wife
RealEssentialSignature
Thirds
Hubb
Is your wife single? actually justified question this time
ezSleeper
Don't know about his wife, but my girlfriend certainly isn't.
ObiHaiv
Shouldn't be long now.
TargetedAdBot
Look at the damn house. You think she'll divorce so easily?
thickythickydumdum
Who cares about the house? Just look at that dude's Nerf gun collection!
Stoneleigh219
Exactly. She is soooo angry floating in her pool.
iRateYourDick
She clearly loves him. He probably has that good married guy dick.
somethingintangible
You really like dick huh
iRateYourDick
So much.
somethingintangible
Bro just look down
crazyspelling
Yeah dawg, she'll be keeping that house.
nonCanadianGoose
I get the feeling that’s her brother
BrutusGrimme
And he married her!?
v
CaspianQuix
He can watch, I suppose.
PinkEater
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Her brother walks in on her while she's getting changed? That's weird AF unless you're Ted Cruze
SamArt53
The YouTube link is labeled, “I shot my wife everyday for a week with nerf guns”.
hoistedbymyownpetard
He married his Sister?
SamArt53
If it’s in the US south it could be a strong possibility.
DarkwingDuc
[Alabama intensifies]
MrPakEDerm
the thrown dart is the best, because it implies he had his gun taken away that day
MustachioedMountaineer
Because of the implication...
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
OrionJC
It truly was the best. Should have saved that one for the end. Imply that he had all the guns taken away.
Tswooshin
She hid his guns that day
shug12
I too have lived that life
Boredashell
"If you shoot me one more time!" *throws dart instead*
RenaissanceFaireMan
*gun(s), notice he changes quite often.
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
@OP: this is by far the best thing I have ever seen on the Internet.
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
From my doom xp it means I died and lost all my guns.
CVStp
"The Gun"? He has an impressive arsenal of guns.
MightyJeeves34
You can throw nerf darts far better if you put your finger on the hole in the back
MoopsyLD
you can do alot of things if you put your finger in their hole in the back
A2DY79
She seemed to get hotter the more he shot her.
hawkeye23
She shoved it up his ass and he couldn't get it out.
amipsycho
you mean shoved. up. his. A-
Raspberrywaffles
The twot shots in yoga are my favourite
EatingSnow
Meanwhile reach people
LavaAxe
In this day and age that's like tossing Benjamins in the toilet
XeArg
holly crap, that's like shooting gold ammo
Stickmeat
That's a lot of money.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
We all knew what you meant.
EatingSnow
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Lol.
sirava
Once worked in an office that had occasional nerf fights. Everyone knew I didn't have a gun but never realized I started several battles.
kojenk
Rubber bands and paper pellets got popular in my class. My teachers praised me for not joining in. They didn't realize I was the one who was
kojenk
Supplying two entire classes with superior paper pellets. I made pellets in the 100s each day. Accurate, long distance & hurt like all fuck.
VigilVII7
You diabolical bitch.
CraftyHooker
Did yours get taken away by HR like ours did? ?
sirava
No but they drew the line at the homemade nerf crossbow. I don't think it really threw the darts harder but it looked terrifying.
pitkid
I am not allowed to bring any of my blasters to work anymore. My coworkers have to give me one.
WarriorFox
My HR...small family owned diner, dad (HR) owns several and Jr has 1...took ours away and assaulted us with snowballs. Inside the diner.
sadbitterkitten
lol
m00nWatcher
I also like that she actually smiles/laughs at that one. Shows that she doesn’t take it all so seriously.
pokepoketopa
Or that she finally lost it and he died that day
spudpicker
Judging by how many different guns appear in the video, she has confiscated a good half dozen and locked them in a drawer somewhere.
AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes
I honestly think its a healthy way to get your stress out. You pretend to get angry about silly things and get the yelling off your chest!
Imguralterego
I don't think there's a lot of pretending there. She loves HIM, but HATES this prank of his.
AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes
Youre probably right. What i meant is since she lets out her anger externally towards that. Something else they were angry about...
AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes
Internally hopefully wont fester into something worse bc they let it out over something a little sillier
Tswooshin
Or that she hid the guns that day and is amazed he still does it. Divorce
anengineerandacat
Would be pretty sad stuff if this was the exact divorce reason; it's bad flirting but it still means they love her.
m00nWatcher
Why does it have to end in divorce?
DaveK014
It either ends in divorce or death, so subjectively i think divorce is considered less tragic
Tswooshin
Doesn’t have to. They might live happily ever after. Don’t let others make you sad
eetsumkaus
they can also divorce and live happily ever after!
m00nWatcher
Fair enough lol
middlehead
I agree, murder would be much better
TinasEroticFriendFiction
https://media.tenor.com/images/40dac4d5a3e26b497cfb01aa63f01778/tenor.gif
Vercci
Ironic, in trying to slay the demon, he only slayed himself
Tswooshin
She did say she was gonna burn him alive at the end. Divorce
loganrev
My man!
FakeusernameDave
The tragedy was that she developed a fatal allergy to nerf foam.
AmotsEinhorc
L0rdinquisit0r
the bleeding head of course from hitting the bar
WeirdandOdd
ScreamingFirehawk
This is fucking awesome.
2ti6x
you know she thinks its funny by how much she laughs about it every time!
Leithoa
It's like it's staged.
eetsumkaus
the ones where he takes aim while she's doing yoga is kinda not cool though. I would be annoyed he took me out of my zone
PaulinePantsdown
idd laugh too its a reflex but its still fucking annoying
Misteree8
More like shes tolerating her husbands shenanigans to a point.
probshouldntsayitbut
“I am literally going to set you on fire.”
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Every time? I saw two half laughs total
Misteree8
Two? I saw one and it was him throwing the dart probably in futility that she tool his guns away
Thicker8
You’re an idiot. It’s a conditioned response. Pick up a fuckin book. Moron.
Thicker8
Oops. That was supposed to be one level up.
Mepharias
I’d say it is pretty conditioned to laugh at something amusing, yeah
soggyscone
Idk what you're watching but she definitely laughs
NecronomiKane
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
to be fair, enough people say dumb shit like that and mean it that i think PinappleIsDelicious was justified in assuming it wasn't sarcasm.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
It read quite straightforward to me. Apparently I stand corrected. The beauties of conversation via typing.
YourFatMother
@PineappleIsDelicious except on pizza.
notyourmommasinfidel
I choose this guy's wife too.
Bedtimechocolatebar
As a wife, I choose this guy
vicvalour
Also his house
WrongUn
right??
greminator
donnothing10
I’d toss a load her way !
thepieplayer
Ha
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her...if you know what I mean? ?
donnothing10
I know what you mean. So subtle
soaksloginwood
InfOracle
This dead guy's wife
SatansLeftNipple
I agree, he’s a goner after that last one
YugeTinyHands
Toomuchsheep
Nice
lance415
How many nerf guns does this guy own!?
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Not enough apparently
CerisCinderwolf
Never enough.
FrankieNoNose27
He bought a new one each time she took the old one away
SarcasticComment
"I'm an adult", he whispers, each time he adds a new gun to the shopping cart. "She can't take all of my toys."
Arcticstorm141
Omg I'm dying
michealikruhara0110
Look at their house, they're rich.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Not enough
PipeGobbler
An impressive collection for sure
Ogre6
Those are rookie numbers. I have at least 50 different kinds built up over the year from my childhood
Xenarion
Same, but from my adulthood. I had to start getting rid of some to make space for others. I'm also painting and modding a bit.
AintNoRestForTheWookie
He didn't choose the nerf life, the nerf life chose him.
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Not nearly as many as I do
BeastyBill88
Clearly enough to have it shoved up his ass everytime his wife gets pissed off
dakonsept
All these comments about choosing this Dead Guy's Wife, but his NERF collection was the first thing I noticed, too....
JCBalance
One at a time
HollowmanZU
Not enough.
MrPotatoTheOneWithTheTaters
Not enerf
Xenarion
I counted 6 different models, so a good start but still a small armory.
Eifrum
About $700
Daymaster1
Yes?
shug12
They aren't your nerf guns, you just buy the kids new ones when your wife take them away.
actualseal
How many DOESN'T he own is a shorter list. Am I right??
MisterMayor
Yes
justst4rdust
The normal amount i guess
KibblesandBitchTits
Its Nerf or nothin
Dakan
thehumanoidsarecoming
well, yeah. but each one of the couple gets a gun. you dont just sit around bitch shooting.
randalldeflagg
a lot. He posted a video on his facebook page a while back. a rather impressive arsenal
Dreamut
He doesnt own nerf guns, the nerf guns own him
CaptainPawfulFox
Not enough.
bfiGamer
I like your comment, but I can't upvote because you're at 69 upvoted. +1 in spirit though.
Ogre6
Nice
bj94north3000
Nice
NoUseYourName9000
Nice
leaveittochance
Nice
Xenarion
Well it's at 1,089 now, so you can come back.
bfiGamer
I did.