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Oct 31, 2019 4:13 AM
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
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RackhamTheRed
If you're diabetic maybe the second breakfast isn't such a good idea after all...?
DrMardini
Eating second breakfast daily is one way to start needing to take glipizide (it’s a diabetes drug)
UncleButtSmacks
Lol if yall only knew the shit I see on a daily basis working as a supervisor at an ISP repair contact center.
nevernotsure
Thank God for those red circles.
plasteredpenguin
2nd breakfast! Also elevenses!
blais
luncheon? afternoon tea? dinner.. supper.
CheeseB0t
I'm unsure what I'm supposed to be looking at here. Needs to be highlighted or something
Sugarbritches21
@op thats not a very good job at hiding important information.
S4mw1se
Do you want mandatory data security e-learnings? Because that’s how you get mandatory data security e-learnings.
farticusinthespotlight
Lol this is a CVS screen for a PR
cbale2000
I feel like there's probably a HIPPA violation here somehow...
IWATCHDEATH
HIPAA
madpoopz
My favorite insulin script to get: "QD"
tomatoboy
For those who don’t understand medical abbreviations: https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=5155 (one a day).
madpoopz
More commonly interpreted as "once daily"
CascadiaPNW
This it literally one of my jobs at work, to send messages to doctors to say wtf did you mean by this script.
Aruum93
Any good ones you remember?
CascadiaPNW
It’s usually you said take twice a day here said take 3 times here which is it
KleptoKea
Jesus Christ, am I understanding correctly that a doctor's recommended dosage is being changed to suit what an INSURANCE company 1/
KleptoKea
dictates? Is this something that happens in USA ?? That's normal for you guys that dosages are dictated by insurance and not your doctor?2/2
InconspicuousCanuck
not the dosage, just how many days of treatment a single prescription fill is to qualify for something. bureaucratic not cynical business.
cbale2000
Exactly, so for instance, my Dr might write a 90 day prescription, but the insurance turns that into a 30 day with 3 refills.
ArgonSpark
West Chester, OH. I work in West Chester.
Whenceitcame
Is your name Chris..?
ArgonSpark
Sure isn't lol
Mekeji
My name is Chris and I work in West Chester...probably not the same Chris.
EminentShenanigans
DonutJustice
I don’t think the pharmacist knows about second breakfast
JewelLeeStathatesso
Obviously does, as they're asking if he's a hobbit ?
ExceptionallySleepyFriend
RandalierBear
Most german language countries have the "zweites Frühstück", aka the second breakfast. So german spy.
BrianBoyko
Ich tanzin in der Morgen for mein Fleug. Ich tanzin fur Frühstüch! (Ich tanzin fur Frühstück!). Do bist haben Haverflöcken?
prodmerc
"Most"... So 2 out of 3? :D
RandalierBear
There are 6 countries where German is an official language, used to be 8, untill 1990. Don't know if Nambia adheres to zweites Frühstück.
unownlanguage
So the doc prescribed for 30 days but the insurance doesn't cover it unless a90 day prescription is ordered? What bizzarro world do E live !
RackhamTheRed
Might also be due to larger packages being cheaper?
tomatoboy
My insurance company sometimes fusses if the *second* prescription of a chronic medication isn’t 90 days (they’re okay with a 30-day trial)—
tomatoboy
—since they pay slightly less for a 90-day supply of certain medications. They mainly fuss over stuff that comes prepackaged as 30 or 90.
MrHaveANiceDay
You mean what a corporate world we live in
glaug
CrusherOfCities
Okay... but for real... this now had me wondering what a can of police pepper spray would do to a bee hive.
lucienchili
He said "Beegone"
glaug
BZZZZ, AM I BEE-ING DETAINED?? BZZZZZ
SaintCody
I don't know how i managed to read this without the red circles!
thehumanoidsarecoming
it's depressing you'd think of that
Warutteri
Hope this helps anyone else that may be confused by the lack of red circle:
SaintCody
My hero!
beforetherewerememes
Twist: Officer convinced bees to go eat Second Breakfast.
kohrah
Is this photo having a stroke or is it just me?
glaug
I think it may have been edited to protect PII
UndeadGopher
You just have to all nicely
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Inarticulated
Y.. Yes.
CaptainBlackMan
I think he meant ask
BadamWarlock
Should probably take down and re-upload it with better name censoring, CVS Guy. HIPPA is serious business.
AlkeneThiol
CHRISTOPHER, P or R or F
CeeCee6248
HIPAA
mikeatike
Hungry Hungry HIPPA
MeekrabJones
Or it should just be taken down period. This means the person has no qualms about keeping patient's private info on their phone. Not cool.
InconspicuousCanuck
enough is left unredacted to find the person, whoever posted it needs to be blacklisted from all confidential information jobs
c35000
For sure, can't be that many guys named Chris in Ohio.
InconspicuousCanuck
does the simp want a cookie?
Whenceitcame
Yeah, christopher from West chest...oh shit. BRB.
DunnGoofed
So you've already found them then?
mikeatike
Saw an IT support ticket where the customer reported that the hold music was skipping and playing the same 10 second clip of a John Denver
stonebrood
frankly hold music is just a terrible fucking idea
Halykan
I call a fair number of orchestras and music clubs. Their hold music is a highlight of my day.
SharlayTheBarbarian
I'd be fine with the music of some lines didn't blare advertising at you every 15 seconds at max volume.
designBeast
What if they want you to hang up?
ComradeTrotsky
I guess country roads wasn't popular back then?
ConfederacyOfDunces
Taaaaake me hooooooooooome
AWanderingMage
To the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
thehumanoidsarecoming
Taaaaake me hooooome
Iwilltrytobenicer3
I beloooooooong
mikeatike
song. IT resolved it by throwing away the CD and replacing it. (This was in the early 2000s) IT comment was "nobody should be subjected
mikeatike
to that"
igivetheinternets
Isn't that a plot to a horror movie?
Jamerperson
Look up the website Client Hell. It's full of those.
valen00
Replace it with a Rick Astley cd?
mikeatike
This is pre rick-rolling, but that would have been awesome.
SickOfThisCessPool
Raise me up so I can raise me up so I can raise me up so I can raise me up so I can raise me up so I can raise me up so I can raise me up so
whatbuttondoipush
That John Denver's full of shit
randomitguy
Country roads!! Take me home....
SuperDramaticFusion
And they’re right.
deathbymonkeys
Sunshine on my goddamn shoulders John Denver