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Oct 8, 2024 11:48 PM
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BellsTheorem
Part of me want's to sleep for a month to avoid the anxiety. Another part wants to stay awake and enjoy what is left of our democratic republic before Trump puts it all up for auction.
ISayShenanigans
Pretty sure if he loses the election, he'll take the cyanide pill. No way is he going to risk himself going to jail.
LibbyTeardiette
RetiredLaserMan
The one time I would actually encourage thoughts & prayers
sindail
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
No. Nonono. If he croaks now they'll pivot to Vance and he'd honestly be way worse.
scoutMoonDiver
Primotimewaster
I would include all of the wann-be fascists in that prayer. There's no sense leaving any behind to pick up whet the buffoon left off.
FunkyButttlovin
Every time I get a ground news notification I always hope it reads that Trump had an aneurism
Pizzathehutman
Trump 2024
blueKD
Pizzathehutman
ExistentialDreadlocks
#politics #trump
backroadstoboston1
How about a politician tag?
intruder01
Trump was the first to raise awareness of fake news in the media. He was ridiculed back then. Well, look at us now...
JimmyGTraveler
A-fuckin-men
ExistentialDreadlocks
Not just the men, but the women and children too.
chewtoy9696
I legitimately hope he lives until after he loses. We don't need a martyr this close to an election
LariCheltsy
What? Is he sick? Staying at "home" to watch the weather?
neffstradamus
Idk idc workout as much as possible to live long enough to celebrate his last breath
jammer909
We can only hope his dumbass decided to stay in Mar-A-Lago, because he somehow doesn't believe hurricanes are real or something stupid like that. Really just any excuse to drown him down in Florida would be nice. And maybe the water level rise will bring his ex-wife's casket up out of the ground and expose even more documents he stole, hidden inside the casket.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It reminds me when someone said the FBI wouldn't pearl clutch and assume that there's no documents in his ex-wife's casket.
But they were complacent and just accepted a locked door had no files, lol.
NotSomoneElse68
He's a dipshit, but he has personal survival down to an art form. And he's a coward.
InnerBooty
He‘ll jump out of there fast like a rich man on the titanic
MadCat221
I would rather he be alive until after the election so martyrdom doesn't become a factor. Even if he dies of natural causes like a heart attack triggered by an apopleptic fit, the looneys will still martyr him.
daromander
Actually, what happens to votes for him if he dies
aquanight
Hopefully: nothing and Harris becomes prez as normal. Darkest timeline: 20th amendment covers this: "If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President-elect shall have died, the Vice President-elect shall become President."
daromander
Yeah, but can you become President-elect if you are dead? That quote covers if the president dies after the election but before the actual beginning of their term. I'm talking about what if he dies before the election is complete. Some people have already cast their votes
Prymack
If he wins then JD Vance would then take over as President-elect.
williamtowel
I would depend on when it would happen but at this point I think he "wins" just the VP immeadiatly takes the seat
tgiaa
What if he does two weeks before the election? Too late to print more ballots...
williamtowel
Thinking about it actually pretty bad, Vance becomes Pres and he can name anyone to his VP spot and it could literally be anyone. Not that VP's do much, but more that Vance, while still and idiot, is smarter than Trump and less toxic so in theory he could probably push more project 2025 stuff.
NotSomoneElse68
He'd be like George W. Bush. His lack of speaking Charisma makes him great for the useful idiot with plausible deniability role.
daromander
Doesn't the Senate have to approve the new VP?
williamtowel
Yes, I meant more that they wouldn't need to be approved of by the populace just both house and senate.
PerthAussieMike
Although I'm Atheist, if I pray too, will it help?
Slayage
Fake it, till you make it, bruh.
frigidmagi2
Well as a Christian, we're not supposed to pray for bad things to happen to other people. But it's not like anyone really follows that rule (or any of the other ones they find inconvenient) so...
I guess it couldn't hurt.
I mean I'll be praying that God protects the world from him which might be the same thing with extra steps I'm not entirely sure. I'll be voting blue and donating just to take some practical steps.
I will now cede the floor to everyone who wants to scream things at me
SavageDrums
Nope.
darthnerdus6236
I believe we wear our pajamas inside out and wish real hard.
Reidsb
I mean, If there is no god, won't hurt, if there is? He'd understand.
imakeeper
Shit into one hand and pray into the other, and see which fills up faster.
OppaGangnamPyle
No
jtthemediocre
It's a bit like putting a paper bag over your head. Do it if it makes you feel better.
LariCheltsy
This frood gets it.
FrankTheCube
No. Won’t hurt either.
BellsTheorem
Doesn't seem to work for hurricane victims.
PerthAussieMike
I haven't seen any proof that any prayers work. Random things happen and religious people love to think their prayers have been answered when what they prayed for, happens. IMHO it is pure co-incidence.
BellsTheorem
Confirmation bias.
Volpe42
Pray to what?
DanTheManWithTheMasterPlan
Joe Pesci.
OppaGangnamPyle
Shatner
PerthAussieMike
Yeah... 'What' indeed. A mythological, all knowing, all powerful being that can be swayed by prayer, apparently.
Volpe42
If you are trying to pray then you need to have something to pray to.
PerthAussieMike
Exactly.
SmallMarbleDancer
As much as any other prayer.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I’ve Got some thoughts!
Thresholdpush
Or, if anything happens in favor of the prayer, there's that good ol post hoc ergo propter hoc.
ViscousCousCous
gah-zunt-height!
Thresholdpush
Ganz genau!