An original one, made with a claypot. Fuckers took a beating, then exploded with shrapnel everywhere, and everyone proceeded to dive over the edged pieces to get the candy and fruits inside. My kids still got to break a couple of those.
I don't know if there's adult and kids pinata. I once went to a kids party as a adult teen, the pinata survived all the kids and adults, over an hr. The father had to behead it with a saw.
To be fair, is that not a more memorable experience anyway? I can imagine those kids as adults saying to each other "remember the pinata that wouldn't die" and having a nice chuckle.
If you use newspaper instead of paper mache they get more durable. My mom would make them out of newspaper. I call them aggression pinatas. We usually had to get a knife to cut them open after everyone had fun of beating it.
FridaMercury
I hope this is my daughter in a few years.
oiikeg1i
That’s a little girl with two rowdy older brothers.
EvoNovus01
What phenomenal technique! Look at her really put her weight into it
vericon151
Yes, use your anger. Feel it flow through you.
MrFrench
Her side eye like “You’re next”.
RaySkye
This is what happens when you mix 1 part concrete mix into your paper mache
Lassannn
MrHappySmiles
Full body candy assault!
GoGoGadgetFoot
WHERE'S *SMACK* MY *SMACK* CANDY *SMACK* ESTÚPIDA
AvsFreak
Disrespect your surroundings!!!
Sonzarellli
Yeah, Converge!!!
donorkort
GREAT music for working out!
jesusisherelookbusy
deadpool381
Get her onto a softball team or a hit squad asap
gotohe11carolina
sparklepantsthedestroyer
I was hoping for The Only Thing They Fear is You, but this'll do.
BrentonCoppick
stupid concept wasted on kids who have no idea what they are doing
JOKERZwild86
She understood the assignment
michybean
I hope her boyfriend never cheats on her 😂 goodbye car windows
WeCanDoBetter9
She should play this clip to every person she dates and she won’t have any issues…at least with the ones that stick around.
Eomund521
She keeps that up. God help the first person who cheats on her.
WateryTartan
Thank goodness the didn't blindfold her.
ButterfaceTaintClown
they learned from last year.
WateryTartan
She be beating that thing like it owes her candy.
SirChadwellHeath
"Beaten like a ginger stepchild"
umbrellamaker
Doesn't it?
cryborg
Holy shit I love this kid!
maststick
There are laws against that, bro
PlasticFicus
My Monday Spirit
KrissCrossCat
She's all "Let's fucking go, I WILL destroy you!"
Minitokiwarsid
Birth of a new meme
onlyheretoargue
Well, she wants to murder you.
cryborg
@deafkitten I wasn't going to make another stupid funny DK gif, but how can I resist this??
joeyecho101
Yup. I want her on my baseball team.
ButterfaceTaintClown
"Hey buddy, you gotta turn your hips as you swing the bat... hang on... HEY! YURITZI! Can you show us how it's done again?"
MarkySpaceMagnet
That isn't baseball, that's classic street fighting.
AtsaMattaForMe
skyfishgur
what am i doing here?
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
DrSharkbite
CliffWestern
Boys will be boys
AlexanderElcazorro
Kid: It's Spiderman. Hasn't he been through enough already?!
sweetandsmokey
The contrast with that girl.
ogabai
In her defense, Starro is a villain
Violaquin
OMG! I’d start crying seeing this irl. Little homie just like “But…he’s a hero 🥺”
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“and now the hero is going to give you candy”
drzdeano
Look son, what you see on tv isn't real there are no real hero's , now hurry up an kill this Spiderman so we can feast on his insides.
PercussionFish
This is why you don’t buy the piñatas shaped like your favorite characters.
Grimmrog
wouldn't trump piñatas be bestsellers?
Valaar
Or shaped like a kid
WerePomeranian
That kid understands that with great pinata power comes great Pinata responsibility.
thelazyninja
that poor kiddo has a good soul
SweetJudyTenuta
And no candy.
thelazyninja
Small sacrifice
FullBrindleJacket
Dammit. I get teary when I even THINK about this video. And now here it is.
nicky512
Sweet. Baby. Boy. This is so sad and so cute at the same time. I’d just buy him all the candy after that.
VirtualNaut
Pssst, the candy is inside the spider-boy. One simple crack with a bat, then you and the boy get to feast on spider-boy’s insides, I mean candy.
abc987
Just maybe do a cut in spideys leg when kid doesnt see and pour em out? Or whack it and just tell he needed to go save the day
IceNein
What in the hell is wrong with that piñata? A normal piñata would have exploded already.
Grimmrog
that actually looks like a balloon just filled with sweets and covered with too much tape
dobroweigh
They know their kid.
BoozeHound001
We need this reinforced so she will sleep well tonight
dobroweigh
You gotta fight for the cookies in this life, girl.
goobhouse
She knows it's evil, hahahahaa
MotoCanuck
The poor little person trapped inside
snikers000
They had to get something that would tire her out, for everyone else's safety.
guitarfourtysix
Good because I'm beginning to wonder if a tire is inside it.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Little kid does like 1 DMG
DanOrtega
An original one, made with a claypot. Fuckers took a beating, then exploded with shrapnel everywhere, and everyone proceeded to dive over the edged pieces to get the candy and fruits inside. My kids still got to break a couple of those.
DALLASLAVOWNER
Plot Twist: Little Brother is hiding inside the Pinata. Double Plot Twist: Little Girl knows
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
That's an Angel, it just looked a bit like a piñata. Now it's a fallen angel since Lucy opened a can of whoopass on it.
TheFeralDog
Gotta prep those la chancla throwing arms.
playingdead2022
That's a real piñata
PenguinPlans
Nothing is wrong. This one has been trained to withstand such enhanced interrogation techniques. It won't be broken this easily.
DustBunny99
It's actually a Pokemon
dankymang
Looks like it’s been reinforced with lots of tape.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Clearly they wanted to give this absolute beast a challenge for once.
FurtiveGlancer
They forgot the explosives?
wylkyn
Most piñatas I've seen take forever to get through. She knows what she's doing.
cryborg
Damn I guess we had a cheap-ass pinata
Vespasian88
I don't know if there's adult and kids pinata. I once went to a kids party as a adult teen, the pinata survived all the kids and adults, over an hr. The father had to behead it with a saw.
GigiDundas
To be fair, is that not a more memorable experience anyway? I can imagine those kids as adults saying to each other "remember the pinata that wouldn't die" and having a nice chuckle.
metroid2
If you use newspaper instead of paper mache they get more durable. My mom would make them out of newspaper. I call them aggression pinatas. We usually had to get a knife to cut them open after everyone had fun of beating it.
GigiDundas
Sounds like great memories
Hammertulski
As someone who witnessed an attempted piñata-ing this weekend, there’s some really strong shit on the market.
Dahliaisahedgehog
I concur. Once had one at a work event and it took a couple people before we did some damage.
paladindansesgirlfriend
This! My neighbor ended up giving it away bc she couldn’t get it open
ILike2TouchButts
I've witnessed 6 and every one of them had to be ripped open by a 250lb Tio.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Woot, I am a 250 lbs Tio if anyone needs my services.
ILike2TouchButts
My point is validated!
Hammertulski
This isn’t a game, it’s a rite of passage.
ILike2TouchButts
It really is.