KILL IT DEAD( Edit of a video I saw on Reddit)

Jun 6, 2023 1:31 AM

goobhouse

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Video I saw on Reddit with Converge "Concubine" added.

I hope this is my daughter in a few years.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s a little girl with two rowdy older brothers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What phenomenal technique! Look at her really put her weight into it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, use your anger. Feel it flow through you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her side eye like “You’re next”.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you mix 1 part concrete mix into your paper mache

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Full body candy assault!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHERE'S *SMACK* MY *SMACK* CANDY *SMACK* ESTÚPIDA

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Disrespect your surroundings!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Converge!!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GREAT music for working out!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get her onto a softball team or a hit squad asap

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for The Only Thing They Fear is You, but this'll do.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

stupid concept wasted on kids who have no idea what they are doing

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She understood the assignment

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I hope her boyfriend never cheats on her 😂 goodbye car windows

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She should play this clip to every person she dates and she won’t have any issues…at least with the ones that stick around.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She keeps that up. God help the first person who cheats on her.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank goodness the didn't blindfold her.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

they learned from last year.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She be beating that thing like it owes her candy.

3 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 2

"Beaten like a ginger stepchild"

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doesn't it?

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I love this kid!

3 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 6

There are laws against that, bro

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Monday Spirit

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's all "Let's fucking go, I WILL destroy you!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Birth of a new meme

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, she wants to murder you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@deafkitten I wasn't going to make another stupid funny DK gif, but how can I resist this??

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yup. I want her on my baseball team.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

"Hey buddy, you gotta turn your hips as you swing the bat... hang on... HEY! YURITZI! Can you show us how it's done again?"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That isn't baseball, that's classic street fighting.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

what am i doing here?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 0

Boys will be boys

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kid: It's Spiderman. Hasn't he been through enough already?!

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The contrast with that girl.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In her defense, Starro is a villain

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OMG! I’d start crying seeing this irl. Little homie just like “But…he’s a hero 🥺”

3 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

“and now the hero is going to give you candy”

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Look son, what you see on tv isn't real there are no real hero's , now hurry up an kill this Spiderman so we can feast on his insides.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This is why you don’t buy the piñatas shaped like your favorite characters.

3 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

wouldn't trump piñatas be bestsellers?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Or shaped like a kid

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That kid understands that with great pinata power comes great Pinata responsibility.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

that poor kiddo has a good soul

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

And no candy.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Small sacrifice

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dammit. I get teary when I even THINK about this video. And now here it is.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet. Baby. Boy. This is so sad and so cute at the same time. I’d just buy him all the candy after that.

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Pssst, the candy is inside the spider-boy. One simple crack with a bat, then you and the boy get to feast on spider-boy’s insides, I mean candy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just maybe do a cut in spideys leg when kid doesnt see and pour em out? Or whack it and just tell he needed to go save the day

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the hell is wrong with that piñata? A normal piñata would have exploded already.

3 years ago | Likes 557 Dislikes 0

that actually looks like a balloon just filled with sweets and covered with too much tape

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They know their kid.

3 years ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 0

We need this reinforced so she will sleep well tonight

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

You gotta fight for the cookies in this life, girl.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

She knows it's evil, hahahahaa

3 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

The poor little person trapped inside

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They had to get something that would tire her out, for everyone else's safety.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

Good because I'm beginning to wonder if a tire is inside it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little kid does like 1 DMG

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An original one, made with a claypot. Fuckers took a beating, then exploded with shrapnel everywhere, and everyone proceeded to dive over the edged pieces to get the candy and fruits inside. My kids still got to break a couple of those.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: Little Brother is hiding inside the Pinata. Double Plot Twist: Little Girl knows

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

That's an Angel, it just looked a bit like a piñata. Now it's a fallen angel since Lucy opened a can of whoopass on it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta prep those la chancla throwing arms.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a real piñata

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing is wrong. This one has been trained to withstand such enhanced interrogation techniques. It won't be broken this easily.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's actually a Pokemon

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it’s been reinforced with lots of tape.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly they wanted to give this absolute beast a challenge for once.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They forgot the explosives?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most piñatas I've seen take forever to get through. She knows what she's doing.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn I guess we had a cheap-ass pinata

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't know if there's adult and kids pinata. I once went to a kids party as a adult teen, the pinata survived all the kids and adults, over an hr. The father had to behead it with a saw.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, is that not a more memorable experience anyway? I can imagine those kids as adults saying to each other "remember the pinata that wouldn't die" and having a nice chuckle.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you use newspaper instead of paper mache they get more durable. My mom would make them out of newspaper. I call them aggression pinatas. We usually had to get a knife to cut them open after everyone had fun of beating it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like great memories

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who witnessed an attempted piñata-ing this weekend, there’s some really strong shit on the market.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I concur. Once had one at a work event and it took a couple people before we did some damage.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This! My neighbor ended up giving it away bc she couldn’t get it open

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've witnessed 6 and every one of them had to be ripped open by a 250lb Tio.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Woot, I am a 250 lbs Tio if anyone needs my services.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My point is validated!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn’t a game, it’s a rite of passage.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It really is.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0