Saving an Orca

Dec 23, 2023 10:28 PM

Cyberball2073

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Saving an Orca

Now go sink a yacht you glorious beast

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hurry, get him back to the moon!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can a marine biologist explain to me how much the weight displacement of being beached without natural buoyancy would affect it? Would its weight damage the insides?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Whales usually suffocates when beached, because their bulk limits breathing under gravity when unsupported by water. But dolphins don't. An Orca is technically a large dolphin, so I would assume that Orcas have a much better chance of surviving a beaching. But it is guesswork on my behalf.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now get back out there and sink them billionaire boats.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Spray orca with water. Step 2: Put orca into ocean.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, we found this beached orca and two hours later we had it back in the water. Easy stuff. How was your day? "

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most people don’t know that once an orca lays its eggs in the seaside rocks, it will make its way back to the ocean on its own

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would like to make a formal protest on behalf of the seal and penguin communities.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Overruled on behalf of the anti-yacht club.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Answer: Tide came back in and they floated it off.

2 years ago | Likes 457 Dislikes 2

I woulda thought even flatlanders woulda got this.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They kept the animal well hydrated to keep it alive until then.

2 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

Alls I see is a bunch of gatekeeping bipeds stopping an orca from evolving from sea to land

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

And they didn't have to use any TNT.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean, it's not like he walked up onto the beach. If there's a whale there, it's a safe bet that the ocean is sometimes there too.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

He was trying to evolve

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They had to convince him it wasn't worth it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They just explained taxes and health insurance, and he dragged himself back to the water.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A nearby yacht went down immediately after

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't think that's an adult. They are uuuuuuuge.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good. Now go fuck up some yaughts

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

As much as humpback hate, there are reports of humpback spending the 8 to 10 hours creating waves to keep the orcha alive until high tide. Humpback are the guardians of the ocean.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this part from the article "...and the agency was asking people to stay away. 'This animal is in a situation where it is exceedingly stressed,'" sounds a bit contradicting to the "more people came and the orca became less worried" from this tiktok...

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Written and narrated by som idiotic tiktok AI shite.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah "he stopped moving so much but also moved his tail happily" like no dude he's in pain and exhausted. Their own weight squishes their organs, he's stressed to hell. These vids are bullshit

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I don't see the contradiction. Being kept cool and wet made it LESS stressed, but being beached is still super stressful.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

never trust anything on tiktok. tiktok always lies, tiktok is always wrong

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I grew up with tiktok and I turned out tiktok

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Tiktok is 5 yr old max. How can this be possible?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As much as I hate the cynical "that happened" part of internet culture, I have to admit that I assume anything sourced from Tiktok is made up unless proven otherwise.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

China is deliberately using tiktok as social engineering to destroy the united states

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wet the dries!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Willy got free....

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Leave me alone bitch I’m trying to evolve!”

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Evolve? That would be devolution. They were land mammals that got BACK into the ocean, I call that a good step.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not going to evolve if you keep putting them back.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know that this is a joke but the fascinating thing is that the lineage of whales and porpoises actually branched off of terrestrial mammals to go *back* into the sea! There literally was a group of animals that, after spending millions of years to evolve living on land, went “naw dog, this shit sucks” and evolved aquatic morphology for a second time!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the mermaids 🧜‍♀️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now get back out there and fuck up some yachts for us! :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good boy, now go sink some yachts!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They realized they couldn't save the orca and recorded another swimming just to get likes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not shown: the young man throwing the orca to the rocks in order to film this so-called "rescue" video.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought was actually: "Finally a video were Debbie Downer can't claim that the animal was placed there on purpose." 8)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um. You skipped a pretty important detail.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really wonder just how intelligent these animals are. They do seem very smart. Makes me wonder if they have any way to communicate specific experiences to each other. Like, will this whale tell the tale of the humans that helped him?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Considering that orcas have sophisticated social groups with distinct cultures and inherited hunting tactics, they ABSOLUTELY are able to communicate experiences to each other. https://youtu.be/GimCcrwYxdE?si=nxXLC6cLwRWJj038

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Draw the rest of the owl

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/wildlife/2021/07/29/live-killer-whale-stranded-on-southeast-alaska-swims-away-with-high-tide/

2 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

Thanks! Those subtitles were so full of shit (and the last vid's a diff. whale I'm pretty sure) that I was concerned the og whale had even survived. Glad it made it!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

V useful!!!

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You are the only person of value in here

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

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2 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 1

OK, let's logic it out. How do you think the whale got there to begin with?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure, tides. Still weird that NONE of this is shown in the video. And why does the coast at the end look so different?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe living on an island gives me bias, but the orca is clearly caught in a tidal pool, and at least where I live the coast is very diverse in terms of geography.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heyyy, it's the climate change solution!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Step 3: profit!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, missing steps and tide notwithstanding, they still kept it hydrated and sought the best outcome

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

good thing it is a mammal and not a fish

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gotta keep them wet so they can regulate body temp iirc

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yeah, that's good. their skin is not supposed to be dry

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "draw the rest of the owl" of animal rescue videos. No idea how they managed to get the whale back into the water.

2 years ago | Likes 947 Dislikes 5

They just pumped the water until the level was high enough

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps they waited for the high tide

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They said, "Can't park there mate."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same way it got stuck there, tide changed.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s not like a truck.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they uust have up and recorded another one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They put it on a bus and drove it to Orlando.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, the whale probably didn't WALK up onto the beach, so it's a safe bet it's below the high-tide line.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

actually i've watched orca beach themselves for seals. it is horrifying how far and fast they can go on ground

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prayer?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happened in alaska the tide rises and falls every 6 hours up to 15 feet, so once the water got high enough she was able to get out of there. They just kept her wet and protected her from overheating while waiting on the tide to come in. If she'd been left alone she might have survived but would be in a lot of pain.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Isn’t the biggest problem suffocation because their body is not built to support their weight out of water?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you can see the folds in the poor things skin its being weighed down by its own body so heavily. Still, the articles and info I found online says its doing well and survived, Its part of a pod called 'Biggs'

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is there a 'Wedge' pod?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice! Hopefully a lesson learned by the whale. At 14 I would assume she is still young?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, od guess they waited for the tide to turn and put the rocks underwater again. If you think about how it could have possibly gotten trapped, and then reverse the process it's kinda the only way

2 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

Now waybthwy got any kind of heavy lifter out there. Waiting for the tide was the only way.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Could've used an orca slip n slide.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theres seaweed on all the surrounding rocks in case anyone is putting it down to magic

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

no, I'm pretty sure this is another one of those "rescue" videos where they stage the whole thing. Crane to pluck the orca out of the water and then to put him back in, hence the cut scene.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 4

Normally I would say probably, but non professionals intentionally trapping an orca in a way that doesn't allow the above to work? That's a hell of a lot of resources

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn is the beginning to the sequel of Oracs v. Rich People Yachts? Orcas v. Cranes?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They hired a Sikorsky Skycrane to air-lift enough supplies and workers to fabricate the worlds second largest trebuchet.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It's was the largest one certified to throw mammals, IIRC. The MegaChukka IV is only coded for reptiles and below. I remember Prince's serenade...

"I only want to see you laughing in the turtle rain"...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok I'll bite, what's the biggest trebuchet?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

something something OPs mom

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...said the orca.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like we missed a couple steps

2 years ago | Likes 2379 Dislikes 1

Who cares? Peopme did a good thing instead of shooting

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

??? In what scenario would they have shot it? Like out of mercy? Or with their phones d'you mean? You missed me a bit on that one my guy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We found an orca on the beach. We kept him hydrated and yadda yadda yadda fuck then yachts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tide came in.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haul the rest of the fucking orca

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like the rest of the fucking owl.

2 years ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 1

Save the rest of the fucking Orca

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

just draw the rest of the owl

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The whale jumped out like in Free Willy

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least missed the tide coming in

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

also the last step where buddo sinks a yacht or two.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow Palpatine returned to the water...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 9

Oh they just got a juvenile delinquent to bond with it, and shoryuken it into the water with pure love.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No its okay because they interpreted its dying and distress as Happy Thank Yous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I think the tide just came back in, it was only a waiting game.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Spray water
Step 2: Rescue the rest of the fucking Orca

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Tide came in. The orca was well below the high tide level,given all that seaweed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They hired Arnold Braunschweiger to pick it up and chuck it back into the ocean.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why would you bring him up like that? It's like you've done a 360 on me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They prolly just rolled him down the rocks..but he’s aight

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have been part of a beach wildlife rescue group. For baby seals you use beach towels, for porpoises and dolphins you use a tarp, for whales there's huge harness/tarp with holes in that they use if you can get enough people or heavy equiptment. Though I believe in this case the tide just came back in.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It may have gotteb stuck there during high tide and if the next high tide wasn't that far off they probably just had to keep it wet until the tide came back in. Depending on where the orca was it might have taken longer to get some kind of rescue boat or vehicle out that remotely.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, sound?!?!?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of like when they get Kong onto boat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's not to understand? They hosed it down and that saves it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A helpful guy with a forklift happened to be passing by and saved the day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They missed the step to include audio or "orca sounds"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yada yada, the whale is back in the water.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks George!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you just?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow, he returned (to the water)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll walk you through it.

Step one: find beached Orca
Step b: Wet Orca
Lastly: wave goodbye as the Orca swims away

2 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 2

Watched the tide come back

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, if you wet the orca enough, eventually it will be able to swim.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PROFIT

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What's phase 2?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wet Orca. Duh

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same but backwards

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well step 1 is collect underpants

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait for tide to come back in soon enough.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2. ???
3. Profit!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Tide goes in, tide goes out - you can’t explain that!

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Werewolves

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMFG THE TIDE IS MAGNETS!?!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The moon.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the globalist hologram?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Based on the article someone else linked to, it seems that the orca made it to see via waiting for the tide to come. "The tide came in enough to refloat the whale and it swam away around 3 p.m., Speegle said." https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/wildlife/2021/07/29/live-killer-whale-stranded-on-southeast-alaska-swims-away-with-high-tide/

2 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Well he got up there some how. I figured he could get down

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the OP of the video took credit for *_checks notes_* the tides.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

OP is the moon.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP is the moon.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP is the moon.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP is the moon.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah...how'd he swim out of that bad boy??

2 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

Superman came and yeeted him back into the pond

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called the tide

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't explain it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He jumped. Haven’t you seen Free Willie? ?1

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, only the remake "Liberate William"

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What about "Unrestrain Bill", the prequel

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen that one

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing they waited for the tides to turn.

2 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

The same way he swam in. All he has to do is turn around.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The rocks around him are covered in sea weed even higher than where he's lying. High tide would have brought him out

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Some places have really drastic high and low tides, I suspect this beach might be one of those places.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

The only other thing I can figure is if he can't up during a storm swell. But yeah, like the Bay of Funday has a huge tidal change.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would help explain how it got there in the first place

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It looks like a younger orca as well- probably was inexperienced

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Orcas are not light creatures. How'd they lift it to get it back in the water?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They slipped a pair of red sequin shoes under him and he knew what to do from there

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The brought out your mom's old slip n slide.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They just dug the rocks out from under him. Easy peasy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lifted the water to him.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's almost Jesus' bday so is that considered a miracle?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’d take a lot to lift that much water… by some rough calculations, the pump alone would be about 1/80th the mass of the earth…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Call me a Lunatic, but that's just crazy enough to work.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shot him and filmed a different orca for the rescue footage.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hahahah

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was expecting to see dynamite

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up exploding whale

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They used buckets.. . Orcans.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Haha

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

wow

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0